Massage Parlor Reports

Ever had one of those days where something gnarly happens at home or work that triggers the monger impulse? Had that today and, after a few passes hoping to see Annie at MLK / Saginaw, decided to continue down MLK to join the masses flocking to see Penny. Alas, one can't always blaze trails!

And wow, what a scene. Couldn't believe it. The right side of the parking lot around and near the corner of the building that housed Lansing Acu was nearly full. I hoped they were there for something else, but when I walked in there were seven -- count them -- seven guys waiting in the lobby. At first, I balked. I mean, who wants to see other mongers face to face, not to mention waiting that long, right? But then I thought, hell, we're all there for the same thing.

"Here to see Penny?" I muttered. There was a chorus of yesses, a few "Hell yeah's!" and one "you better fucking believe it!"

Then the door opened and a sexed-up monger staggered out, trying to shield his face. He looked like some public official I'd seen on TV, but I couldn't be sure. The mamasan hollered "number 42!" I realized then that all the mongers had little number tags and that I'd failed to see the little roll of numeric tags on the wall from which I was supposed to draw. "42?" I thought, "has she really seen 42 guys today?"

I didn't want to know the answer. But when the door opened and "42" went in, I got a glimpse to the back before the door closed. I could see some small, busty Asian gal back there, appearing to be dripping with something, staggering about. The monger who entered the room walked toward her. It had to be Penny. Closer to the front, there was shouting. The other gal working (Sue?) and the mama were going at it. Apparently, Sue was getting no business and plenty angry about it.

Sue turned to us. "Come on!" she yelled, "I can do it, too!" No one moved. I thought about taking her on for a sympathy fuck. But I thought, damn, if no one wants Sue, then Penny must be THAT GOOD! I had to wait, even if it meant sloppy seconds. Or sloppy 50ths?

But what was I going to talk about with these other guys, some of whom appeared to be sporting wood, for a few hours while we waited?

Ok, ok, almost all of that above is BS. But I did really go today and I really saw Penny for the first time. I'm out of time right now, though, so I'll detail that in another post. But yeah, she's all that.

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;2253984]Ever had one of those days where something gnarly happens at home or work that triggers the monger impulse? Had that today and, after a few passes hoping to see Annie at MLK / Saginaw, decided to continue down MLK to join the masses flocking to see Penny. Alas, one can't always blaze trails!

And wow, what a scene. Couldn't believe it. The right side of the parking lot around and near the corner of the building that housed Lansing Acu was nearly full. I hoped they were there for something else, but when I walked in there were seven -- count them -- seven guys waiting in the lobby. At first, I balked. I mean, who wants to see other mongers face to face, not to mention waiting that long, right? But then I thought, hell, we're all there for the same thing.

"Here to see Penny?" I muttered. There was a chorus of yesses, a few "Hell yeah's!" and one "you better fucking believe it!"

Then the door opened and a sexed-up monger staggered out, trying to shield his face. He looked like some public official I'd seen on TV, but I couldn't be sure. The mamasan hollered "number 42!" I realized then that all the mongers had little number tags and that I'd failed to see the little roll of numeric tags on the wall from which I was supposed to draw. "42?" I thought, "has she really seen 42 guys today?"

I didn't want to know the answer. But when the door opened and "42" went in, I got a glimpse to the back before the door closed. I could see some small, busty Asian gal back there, appearing to be dripping with something, staggering about. The monger who entered the room walked toward her. It had to be Penny. Closer to the front, there was shouting. The other gal working (Sue?) and the mama were going at it. Apparently, Sue was getting no business and plenty angry about it.

Sue turned to us. "Come on!" she yelled, "I can do it, too!" No one moved. I thought about taking her on for a sympathy fuck. But I thought, damn, if no one wants Sue, then Penny must be THAT GOOD! I had to wait, even if it meant sloppy seconds. Or sloppy 50ths?

But what was I going to talk about with these other guys, some of whom appeared to be sporting wood, for a few hours while we waited?

Ok, ok, almost all of that above is BS. But I did really go today and I really saw Penny for the first time. I'm out of time right now, though, so I'll detail that in another post. But yeah, she's all that.[/QUOTE]Dude, you made me laugh so fucking hard. Thank you.

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;2253984]Ever had one of those days where something gnarly happens at home or work that triggers the monger impulse? ... Ok, ok, almost all of that above is BS. But I did really go today and I really saw Penny for the first time. I'm out of time right now, though, so I'll detail that in another post. But yeah, she's all that.[/QUOTE]

The real story? Yeah, Penny was all that. No question from either of us about what was up from the get-go, with affectionate greeting. Casually slipped her 180 and she took her top off and said let's take a shower together. After I got on the table shower, she revealed her birthday suit and after getting me soapy, proceeded to do the nuru thing -- with more time and energy into it than Micki (or anyone else in Lansing ever has). After she rinsed me off, there was also a little AR, then when I turned over there was more soap and slide. Soon to follow was some DFK, BBBJ (after rinse) and then BBFS, then more BBBJ. Had never finished in the shower room before, but that's exactly what happened.

Her DFK and DATO isn't quite as strong as Micki, but she is younger than Micki, no doubt. Someone said 50, and I doubt that. I'm thinking 30's, but who knows. Her boobs weren't as big as I thought they'd be, based on what you guys have said, but still nice and above average for Korean. Also, not quite as pretty as I imagined, but cute enough.

Nice personality, too, though not sure how much of the orgasmic moanings were real. She obviously wants customers and good reviews. Nice conversation afterward and, as others have said, she speaks good English.

All in all, if Micki's a 9.5 out of 10, then she's an 8.5 or 9.

One other thing, I should have "asked for" Penny, but instead when she got there I simply asked the name of the girl who walked in, and she said Penny. Then when I was leaving, I caught a glance of the other new girl and asked Penny who she was. She kinda stumbled and said, "Sue, I think or something like that." It was kind of odd, making me wonder if Penny was actually the other gal. If someone else on here is clear regarding the physical differences between the two, speak up, and then I can verify.

Visited Micki today to get a near-side-by-side (LOL) comparison to Penny. You know what I mean. Well, Penny was great, but Micki's DATO and DFK technique wins the day, if you're into those things (and I am). Her BBBJ is a little better, too, but as far as FS and BJ they are comparable.

Also, has anyone had any luck at all with extras from our three Chinese spas lately? I'm talking Warm Hands, Spa Time and the new one on South Cedar. Please advise if you've been there, thanks.

Leena at the apartment AMP is tempting. I guess you'd certainly get a better massage, but not the same porn star treatment otherwise.

Was at warm hands yesterday. Had Coco. She was nice and playful but, same as usual. Lots of tease and good massage but, a diy finish. Still, once in a whike youll get a little more but, they change girls so often its hard to keep track of the good ones. Was at South Cedar a few weeks ago. Seems the same as warm hands but with a lot more up sell looking for tips for no extra serives rendered. I'm curious about the new Leena as well. She better looking? Spinner??

Also, has anyone had any luck at all with extras from our three Chinese spas lately? I'm talking Warm Hands, Spa Time and the new one on South Cedar. Please advise if you've been there, thanks.

Leena at the apartment AMP is tempting. I guess you'd certainly get a better massage, but not the same porn star treatment otherwise.

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;2256634]Also, has anyone had any luck at all with extras from our three Chinese spas lately? I'm talking Warm Hands, Spa Time and the new one on South Cedar. Please advise if you've been there, thanks.

Leena at the apartment AMP is tempting. I guess you'd certainly get a better massage, but not the same porn star treatment otherwise.[/QUOTE]South Cedar is the same, clothed feeling up of the girl if you know her, but no extras. Good massage, nothing more. I saw NAna, no upswell from her. I think the place is run by a mo get, I saw the whole crew being picked up by a guy I recognize from one of the clubs.

[QUOTE=Parterre;2257391]South Cedar is the same, clothed feeling up of the girl if you know her, but no extras. Good massage, nothing more. I saw NAna, no upswell from her. I think the place is run by a mo get, I saw the whole crew being picked up by a guy I recognize from one of the clubs.[/QUOTE]Spell check. Hot yo love it. Mo get equals monger.

A day or 2 ago I decided to see about a massage. Decided to try LA. Was served by Penny. My opinion was the message was what I expected. Solid in most ways.

But nt much more. Tried to up sell at first but a reminder of knowing others, I don't, slowed that down. Looks to me was a 4 out of 10. Having traveled in SE Asia.

She didn't do anything for me. Actually was one I would not give a second look. Body was very average, nothing to write home about. Still, because we are.

Limited around here it did serve the purpose. Repeat, that is a most likely no. Now this is just my opinion. I am sure others don't agree.

Stopped in with an aching back, and the hope that it would a little titillating. The last time I was there I had a perky little spinner who let me do pretty much a PG bit of roaming, but was very enthusiastic about smacking my butt and playing with it as if was the first time she ever saw a black guy's bubble butt.

They never tell you their names, but the woman I had was just finishing a big black guy, who was there for the half hour. I told them that I wanted the 40 minute session, disrobed and laid down. It was pretty standard in terms of the quality of the massage, which for Warm Hands is exceptional. After the 20 minutes I started to let my hands wander up her leg in gentle strokes which she didn't stop. By the time we had almost reached my 40 minutes, I was now stroking up and between her thighs on top of her clothes. Decided to add another 20 minutes and get an entire hour. This was more sensual than anything else as she did the light finger stroking up between my thighs and near the boys, but never qu, ite touching. Teasing with talent. Afterwards on the flip I was pretty rock hard by then, and she did do the hand comment about my size and how strong it must be. I smiled, and used a little muscle control to make it bounce under the washcloth on top of it, she giggled. She didn't do the DIY option I had with the aforementioned spinner who had lifted the washcloth at that time and poured oil on my manhood to let me take care of business, so I decided to pass on self satisfying myself at that time and just enjoyed the teasing we were doing. After the session I tipped her $15 in addition to the expanded hour I had bought. I felt she deserved it for the effective massage, and I tip waiters about that same percentage anyway.

So my tale is pretty much the same as the others, good massage, good teasing. But no happy ending. Of course, if it put those places at risk of being closed, then I would rather not see that happen and look for that elsewhere.

Hello,

Just want to know the best and most consistent AMP for a HE from a relative cute little spinner type. I used to frequent the spa in portland before the last round of busts and it seems too soon now. I have been to the islands back then too, but don't want the full treatment, just HE. There are so many new places around here that have popped up lately and they seem to have a mixed bag of reviews, at least as far as how much they will do, if anything. I just want a place where that (HE) is available and they usually have fairly cute girls. Sounds like it may be accupressure? Any thoughts? Thanks!

-G.

Currently in town for business and was thinking of driving over to Lansing.

[QUOTE=Foundry;2270542]Currently in town for business and was thinking of driving over to Lansing.[/QUOTE]I was in the neighborhood just before Halloween, stopped in and had another great visit with Mikki. I would stop by if I were you.

Just wondering if anyone has tried Leena yet? I was hoping to hear a review first, but may TOFTT. Also, how are Shyla's rubs?

Looks like they rotated again. Anyone see Leena yet? Hoping for a spinner Asian this time. LOL.

Found some info in the Detroit Massage section, posts #4406 and 4647.