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[QUOTE=Fanofhg22;2712703]Found myself in Libertyville and wanted a massage. Went go Green Spa. Good location at end of a strip mall. Decent massage with good teasing throughout and $50 handshake at the end. Offered Russian for 80 and oral massage for 100. I wasn't interested in that but others might![/QUOTE]Hmmm very over priced. Same 2 girls? Maggie. (may changed name) little chubby, nice rack half Chinese half mongolian?
[QUOTE=SamSpade;2709461]I was in yesterday. Got a subpar looking (sorry to be brutal but it's true) MT with really subpar English skills, who immediately started pushing the 4 hands. I declined, as I wanted to test the waters first. Massage was nice, didn't mind roaming hands at all. On the flip I placed her hand. OK she says, and runs for the bottle of oil, which she proceeds to squirt into my hand. No, not again with this shit. Yep. Try as I might, reassuring as I was, hands grabbing everywhere, she wouldn't budge. And to encourage me, she cupped the boys, ran an oily finger up the back door, everything but touch Mr. Stiffy. Which I find incredible. Is running a finger in search of the prostate now considered OK, but that other thing is still off limits?
So Yeouch, I don't know how you got it, but I didn't. I'll go back to my standard locations.[/QUOTE]I boycotted The Sun for a coupla months due to the SS factor, but went yesterday. Can't remember her name. She recognized me though from months back. Good massage, pretty good finish (a little jack-hammery for my taste) but at least it was a finish. She did the world's quickest attempt to get me to do SS. She put my hand there, and I moved it to her rear end, and she instantly caved, no conversation. Perhaps it helped that it was late and nobody else seemed to be in the joint. YMMFV (your mileage may fucking vary).
Getting a little bored with Cozy, and Ginny at Pine is on "vacation" , usually code word for "quit", so I decided to give Green a try. Not a bad location, off the main road and enough out of the way.
Place is kind of small, and no shower. Had Maggie, very sweet lady. Very nice massage and standard finish. Don't think I will be a regular, but can see myself going back. $65 at the door and $40 tip.
PN9.
Has anyone found GiGi or Sue working in the area. I miss them both! Please advise.
Check out the daily Herald from yesterday morning. A spot just got busted in Foxlake. Thought I'd post it here also.
[QUOTE=Bythelake;2725053]Check out the daily Herald from yesterday morning. A spot just got busted in Foxlake. Thought I'd post it here also.[/QUOTE]I just read that article. With all of the problem's at the Fox Lake police department maybe they thought that a huge misdemeanor bust would restore the public's faith in them. About a week ago it was on the news that a few of their cops got suspended for abusing a person who was in custody. Not to mention everyone know's the twisted story about their corrupt officer who faked his own murder. Well, at least the town is safer now that they have stopped the evil Chinese from giving HJ'S. SaintChuck.
[QUOTE=Bythelake;2725053]Check out the daily Herald from yesterday morning. A spot just got busted in Foxlake. Thought I'd post it here also.[/QUOTE]I guess they're trying to make some positive press points with all the bad press they've been getting. I never visited. Never saw any promising reviews. From the looks of it we're not losing much.
[URL]http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20151217/news/151219000/[/URL]
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2725065]I just read that article. With all of the problem's at the Fox Lake police department maybe they thought that a huge misdemeanor bust would restore the public's faith in them. About a week ago it was on the news that a few of their cops got suspended for abusing a person who was in custody. Not to mention everyone know's the twisted story about their corrupt officer who faked his own murder. Well, at least the town is safer now that they have stopped the evil Chinese from giving HJ'S. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Haha- The Evil Chinese- classic! Totally agree. If anything they should arrest the owner for not hiring pretty women. There's only a few billion women over there- can't he find a few cute ones.
This place is on Rt 60 near Rt 45 in Mundelein. It is legit, but run by our friend Anna. I have been going quite often and can endorse the place and the masseuse, "Linda" without reservation. She is a small, trim Chinese woman and she gives a very strong, legit massage. No extras at all. But she's a great person. Bob.
[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/healthy-asian-massage-49-per-hour-new-asian-massage-847-802-9061/31379724[/URL]
All. Just sharing to celebrate how lucky we are in this area. In all my local experiences I've never encountered a troll like in MI recently.
Went to a place in Burnton, MI last week and had a funny experience. Rang the doorbell and a snaggle toothed troll opens the door. She smelled of cigarettes and talked like she smoked in her sleep. Assumed she was the mamasn. After getting settled in, she comes in with a dress on with nothing else and pulls down the top. Gives the worst rub ever while moaning a deep flem moan, and rubbing her rack on my back. All of 5 minutes in was the flip. At this point she grunts "how much is my tip". I tell her I'd like to TF her. She says $60. She gives me the fastest Tijuana / HJ ever and did allow generous roaming under her pantyless dress and says in her troll voice "thank you for the mess". Was out of there in under 15 minutes! Needless to say. Would never go back however was much needed release albeit from a troll hacking her lungs out. We are fortunate to have attractive ladies in the area who give solid mssg in clean environments. Feel I need a TB test after that place!
[QUOTE=Yeouch;2727983]All. Just sharing to celebrate how lucky we are in this area. In all my local experiences I've never encountered a troll like in MI recently.
Went to a place in Burnton, MI last week and had a funny experience. Rang the doorbell and a snaggle toothed troll opens the door. She smelled of cigarettes and talked like she smoked in her sleep. Assumed she was the mamasn. After getting settled in, she comes in with a dress on with nothing else and pulls down the top. Gives the worst rub ever while moaning a deep flem moan, and rubbing her rack on my back. All of 5 minutes in was the flip. At this point she grunts "how much is my tip". I tell her I'd like to TF her. She says $60. She gives me the fastest Tijuana / HJ ever and did allow generous roaming under her pantyless dress and says in her troll voice "thank you for the mess". Was out of there in under 15 minutes! Needless to say. Would never go back however was much needed release albeit from a troll hacking her lungs out. We are fortunate to have attractive ladies in the area who give solid mssg in clean environments. Feel I need a TB test after that place![/QUOTE]Yeouch, I tried to look up TF in the Abbreviation section of this site but came up blank. My filthy little mind has come up with several possibilities, but I would prefer if you would fill us in, and maybe ask the admin to add it to the Abbreviation section.
Table Fuck.
Transsexual Fulfillment.
Tonsil Fellatio.
[QUOTE=SamSpade;2728392]Yeouch, I tried to look up TF in the Abbreviation section of this site but came up blank. My filthy little mind has come up with several possibilities, but I would prefer if you would fill us in, and maybe ask the admin to add it to the Abbreviation section.
Table Fuck.
Transsexual Fulfillment.
Tonsil Fellatio.[/QUOTE]
For $60 tip I'd guess - Titty fuck
If it was $80 I'd guess - Tongue fuck.
I think. Its a southern term, like "Titty Bar". I also think that's "Russian". But not certain. Bob.
[QUOTE=SamSpade;2728392]Yeouch, I tried to look up TF in the Abbreviation section of this site but came up blank. My filthy little mind has come up with several possibilities, but I would prefer if you would fill us in, and maybe ask the admin to add it to the Abbreviation section.
Table Fuck.
Transsexual Fulfillment.
Tonsil Fellatio.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2728433]For $60 tip I'd guess - Titty fuck
If it was $80 I'd guess - Tongue fuck.[/QUOTE]TF was titty fuck. Sorry for the riddle. The only upscale thing about that place was that she offered a can of cola or water at the end. A nice touch to maybe douse your genitals afterwards!
[QUOTE=Yeouch;2729298]TF was titty fuck. Sorry for the riddle. The only upscale thing about that place was that she offered a can of cola or water at the end. A nice touch to maybe douse your genitals afterwards![/QUOTE]You guys are too much. Mr. Admin? Please note all the help we are providing for the Abbreviation page. Merry Christmas to us all.