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Any help on how to get a he at massage works?

I've been twice. Wasn't allowed to touch and I've always been covered.

Not having the kind of luck others are having.

[QUOTE=NecroChaos1;2694154]Any help on how to get a he at massage works?

I've been twice. Wasn't allowed to touch and I've always been covered.

Not having the kind of luck others are having.[/QUOTE]I've been there a bunch of times, and it's always been self serve. I only got a HE once from a lady with a raspy voice that wasn't there very long (that was forever ago). Not a good place if you want any mileage.

[QUOTE=MD2020;2695088]I've been there a bunch of times, and it's always been self serve. I only got a HE once from a lady with a raspy voice that wasn't there very long (that was forever ago). Not a good place if you want any mileage.[/QUOTE]When was the last time you have been there?

[QUOTE=Macatawa;2695533]When was the last time you have been there?[/QUOTE]Last time was about 3 months ago.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;2695533]When was the last time you have been there?[/QUOTE]March or so of this year.

Last time my friend was at TLC (about 2 months ago), the table shower was under construction and closed. Anybody know if it is back up and operational?

[QUOTE=Zoojo;2702934]Last time my friend was at TLC (about 2 months ago), the table shower was under construction and closed. Anybody know if it is back up and operational?[/QUOTE]Anyone visited recently? I was considering stopping in this week, but if the table shower is still down.

Reply or drop a PM if you know anything. I'll update the board if I stop in.

[QUOTE=IrishMan85;2726545]Anyone visited recently? I was considering stopping in this week, but if the table shower is still down.

Reply or drop a PM if you know anything. I'll update the board if I stop in.[/QUOTE]So expensive. Don't understand you guys out there that spend 60 + (100 or more tip)=160 . Hell you can get and escort cheaper! Plus these AMP's are old in there late 40's or 50's. Don't get you guys! Now I hear at spring Accu in BC there's a new hottie. But how do you know it's her? When you ask they could send you any Asian there. She could say that's my name. Merry Christmas all!

Saw yu yu. Mediocre massage as usual but I was determined to get what I wanted. Kept telling her where to massage. They all love to just focus on the back and I like my buttocks and legs massaged. Finally she massaged my thighs. But only after almost forcing her to move on from the back massage. Why do they call it body massage If all they want to do for an hour is to massage your back. On the flip towards the last 5 min I tried to get her to give me HE but she got angry and took her hand away from my hand. I did however finish my self while she was in the room looking in other direction just rubbing my leg. This self ending was not fun at all and massage experience was terrible. I am not sure why I keep going back hoping for a miracle and a better experience. I need to stop going to this place.

Any info on the new hottie that works there? Used to enjoy massage with a girl named jennifer but she left, too bad got a free Christmas day massage from her no cover. Any info on this spa appreciated, thanks and be safe out there.

[QUOTE=WildPlayer;2768927]Saw yu yu. Mediocre massage as usual but I was determined to get what I wanted. Kept telling her where to massage. They all love to just focus on the back and I like my buttocks and legs massaged. Finally she massaged my thighs. But only after almost forcing her to move on from the back massage. Why do they call it body massage If all they want to do for an hour is to massage your back. On the flip towards the last 5 min I tried to get her to give me HE but she got angry and took her hand away from my hand. I did however finish my self while she was in the room looking in other direction just rubbing my leg. This self ending was not fun at all and massage experience was terrible. I am not sure why I keep going back hoping for a miracle and a better experience. I need to stop going to this place.[/QUOTE]Guess I don't understand why you go there.

[QUOTE=Otto22;2769460]Guess I don't understand why you go there.[/QUOTE]Thank you, sounds uncomfortably creepy to me. I hate it that nobody blows me when I go to Denny's so I beat off in the corner booth every time. I have no idea why I keep going there!

[QUOTE=David1998;2769477]Thank you, sounds uncomfortably creepy to me. I hate it that nobody blows me when I go to Denny's so I beat off in the corner booth every time. I have no idea why I keep going there![/QUOTE]I think one would keep going there because even though you can't get someone to blow you at Denny's, you can still have an orgasm. Not a 1st place ribbon, but at least an honorable mention.

[QUOTE=WildPlayer;2768927]Saw yu yu. Mediocre massage as usual but I was determined to get what I wanted. Kept telling her where to massage. They all love to just focus on the back and I like my buttocks and legs massaged. Finally she massaged my thighs. But only after almost forcing her to move on from the back massage. Why do they call it body massage If all they want to do for an hour is to massage your back. On the flip towards the last 5 min I tried to get her to give me HE but she got angry and took her hand away from my hand. I did however finish my self while she was in the room looking in other direction just rubbing my leg. This self ending was not fun at all and massage experience was terrible. I am not sure why I keep going back hoping for a miracle and a better experience. I need to stop going to this place.[/QUOTE]I can tell you that while you will never get "everything you want," you WILL get more than what you did by letting them lead and not trying to push them.

The massage will be better and yuyu will be nicer.

But at MW you will probably not get any extras at all.

[QUOTE=David1998;2769477]Thank you, sounds uncomfortably creepy to me. I hate it that nobody blows me when I go to Denny's so I beat off in the corner booth every time. I have no idea why I keep going there![/QUOTE]I think you misunderstand me. Denny's doesn't offer a blow job that I know of vs Massage works does offer HE to selected few clients. I was just hoping to be one of those selected few. But apparently HE was not available while self service was. She knew what I was doing but she just wouldn't look at me. She did go and get me warm towel to clean up as soon as I was done. So it wasn't really creepy. It didn't feel that way at least at that time.

[QUOTE=WildPlayer;2770026]Massage works does offer HE to selected few clients. I was just hoping to be one of those selected few. [/QUOTE]I have not heard or confirmed that this happens. A couple have posted it here but never confirmed. Other long time visitors to MW have stated that it doesn't happen.

Never happened to me, but I guess if was a select member of that club, then I probably wouldn't say it happened to me either.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;2770273]I have not heard or confirmed that this happens. A couple have posted it here but never confirmed. Other long time visitors to MW have stated that it doesn't happen.

Never happened to me, but I guess if was a select member of that club, then I probably wouldn't say it happened to me either.[/QUOTE]I have gone to MW several times. Probably a dozen actually. Early on it was easy to get a HE and you didn't even need to ask or negotiate. However, that changed maybe 2 years ago? Off and on I have still gotten a HE upon the flip, but not until I have had a few visits with the same girl. I went last week and had a new girl. I have no idea what her name is, I never ask. It was the first time I had someone not "dressed" up but wearing adidas sweatpants and matching sweat jacket. When she came in to give me the massage the jacket was gone and she had on a tight red polo shirt. Collar up!

She spent a long time massaging my butt and upper / inner thighs but would not end the session. However, when I began to take care of things, she continued to rub the inside of my thighs and played with the boys.

Like Mac has said, you let them lead and YMMV.

I am all for taking their lead. I always let them lead any place I go. However, this was my 3rd or 4th time at massage works and I buy 60 minutes. But after good 20 minutes they didn't move on from my back to other desired places then my brain decided to take matters into my own hand. I am glad I did. Because I got the massage I needed.

[QUOTE=WildPlayer;2773023]I am all for taking their lead. I always let them lead any place I go. However, this was my 3rd or 4th time at massage works and I buy 60 minutes. But after good 20 minutes they didn't move on from my back to other desired places then my brain decided to take matters into my own hand. I am glad I did. Because I got the massage I needed.[/QUOTE]Standard procedure is to do the back half for about 30 and then do the front for about 30. Usually the girl does alot of back and buttocks during the back half. And when the front half is done, then alot of chest is done with some legs.

I find that if I try to rush them to the front, then they get irritated.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;2773247]Standard procedure is to do the back half for about 30 and then do the front for about 30. Usually the girl does alot of back and buttocks during the back half. And when the front half is done, then alot of chest is done with some legs.

I find that if I try to rush them to the front, then they get irritated.[/QUOTE]Last time I saw her she did my back for almost full hour. Just the back, not back of the legs. Just the torso and didn't ask me to flip until last 10 minutes. I was so mad that day. Wasted 60.

[QUOTE=WildPlayer;2774569]Last time I saw her she did my back for almost full hour. Just the back, not back of the legs. Just the torso and didn't ask me to flip until last 10 minutes. I was so mad that day. Wasted 60.[/QUOTE]I know what you mean. Earlier last year, she did the same thing to me. I quit going for months. When I went back in the fall, things were more normal and it was the SOP again. I think if either thinks you (or me) is after more, then they back off being afraid of a bust.

And yet, I have had noting more than a massage there.

Not being critical but I don't get it- why so much discussion and repeat business for Massage Works when they offer so little (beyond a massage)?

By contrast, Happy Spa (Battle Creek, about a half hour east of Kalamazoo) has two attractive middle aged Korean women (Connie and Tina) who provide an enjoyable spa experience.

[QUOTE=Electronman;2775749]Not being critical but I don't get it- why so much discussion and repeat business for Massage Works when they offer so little (beyond a massage)?

By contrast, Happy Spa (Battle Creek, about a half hour east of Kalamazoo) has two attractive middle aged Korean women (Connie and Tina) who provide an enjoyable spa experience.[/QUOTE]For me it is easy. It costs anywhere from at least 100 for 30 min to 200 for 60 at any AMP. It costs one dollar a minute at MW.

While there is nothing beyond a massage, the massage that they give quite often is better than "just" a massage as offered by most therapists. Yes, it is legal, but it is more relaxed while staying that way. Sometimes I simply enjoy that and it is enough. I leave happy granted maybe only by my own hand, but my wallet also is much happier. I leave with no regrets.

As for an AMP versus a regular provider, there is no comparison IMO. I can get more with an SP than I can get with an AMP.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;2776081]For me it is easy. It costs anywhere from at least 100 for 30 min to 200 for 60 at any AMP. It costs one dollar a minute at MW.

While there is nothing beyond a massage, the massage that they give quite often is better than "just" a massage as offered by most therapists. Yes, it is legal, but it is more relaxed while staying that way. Sometimes I simply enjoy that and it is enough. I leave happy granted maybe only by my own hand, but my wallet also is much happier. I leave with no regrets.

As for an AMP versus a regular provider, there is no comparison IMO. I can get more with an SP than I can get with an AMP.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the explanation. It never occurred to me to go to an AMP or any spa discussed on this web site for [B]JUST[B][/B][/B] a massage. In my limited experience, the typical AMP "massage only" charges are $40 for 30 minutes and for $60 for 60 minutes, not including any tip.

Have fun at MW!

Thinking of getting a massage, and sprinkle is the closest for me. I prefer them young, anyone know any names I should drop when I get there, or is it worth it to drive to a BC location when I can find the time? PM details if necessary.

[QUOTE=GypseyDanger;2811359]Thinking of getting a massage, and sprinkle is the closest for me. I prefer them young, anyone know any names I should drop when I get there, or is it worth it to drive to a BC location when I can find the time? PM details if necessary.[/QUOTE]The last time TLC had anyone remotely young was when the current 40-50 year olds there were young. 30 min drive to BC may be your best bet. Check the BC forum. There's a recent entry about Spring having someone new.

[QUOTE=GypseyDanger;2811359]Thinking of getting a massage, and sprinkle is the closest for me. I prefer them young, anyone know any names I should drop when I get there, or is it worth it to drive to a BC location when I can find the time? PM details if necessary.[/QUOTE]GD, TLC has been Weak for Years Now. Facility, Mgmt & Talent. Always worth drive to BC. Happy has had stable / good MPs for quite a while & Spring, after a lull in talent has new providers. We all must stay away from TLC / kzoo, till they decide to recreate themselves. Happy & Safe Hunting.

Having been to all three, I still prefer TLC. All seem to be a hit and miss, but I hit more often at TLC than I do at Spring and Happy.

Do a hh and hope for the best. One can usually tell when the masseuse walks into the room, but by then it is too late to walk. If you do an hour, then you will most likely get 45 m and feel gypped.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;2816879]Having been to all three, I still prefer TLC. All seem to be a hit and miss, but I hit more often at TLC than I do at Spring and Happy.

Do a hh and hope for the best. One can usually tell when the masseuse walks into the room, but by then it is too late to walk. If you do an hour, then you will most likely get 45 m and feel gypped.[/QUOTE]I was thinking of stopping in at TLC. Any recent updates? Pm's welcome.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;2816879]Having been to all three, I still prefer TLC. All seem to be a hit and miss, but I hit more often at TLC than I do at Spring and Happy.

Do a hh and hope for the best. One can usually tell when the masseuse walks into the room, but by then it is too late to walk. If you do an hour, then you will most likely get 45 m and feel gypped.[/QUOTE]Mac, Is there any current particular provider at TLC / Kzoo, that you Think Is Best? If So Recommendation would be Appreciated. Post or PM. Thanks, JJ.

I see a report that mybe new girl named Yoko! Any one partake? Pm if you have.

[QUOTE=LoveMassage;2845757]I see a report that mybe new girl named Yoko! Any one partake? Pm if you have.[/QUOTE]Has new posting! Says new hot staff! Who wants toftt? Done it twice! Bad luck I must say! Love there place! But old mean ladies! Wish they would read this!

Went last week. New ladies! I get older 50 one medium build flat ass bolt ons ok. Smoker cough dark long over should black hair looked like she just woke up from a 1:00 in afternoon nap. Want $140.00 + $40 half hr. Won't repeat. Wish I had the younger gal! Yes Asian!

I need a place close to the Amtrak. I can leave from grand rapids or Kalamazoo. I'm not familiar with thea area. Can anyone help? It'll be Monday around noon. Wish I could see you mikki in"gr" but it appears to be closer to Lansing if I'm correct. I can take uber if it is available. I'm happy to help anyone if you travel to Chicago.

Thanks.

Finger.

[QUOTE=FngrBngr;2866269]I need a place close to the Amtrak. I can leave from grand rapids or Kalamazoo. I'm not familiar with thea area. Can anyone help? It'll be Monday around noon. Wish I could see you mikki in"gr" but it appears to be closer to Lansing if I'm correct. I can take uber if it is available. I'm happy to help anyone if you travel to Chicago.

Thanks.

Finger.[/QUOTE]The Radisson in Kalamazoo is within walking distance to the Amtrak station.

So any new experiences to share in Kalamazoo?

[QUOTE=LoveMassage;2945784]So any new experiences to share in Kalamazoo?[/QUOTE]Quality in KZoo is lackluster at best.

Is there any massage places in the area where FS is available? Inbox me please since I visit the area every Thursday because of work and I would really like to relax after a long day.

[QUOTE=SouthBend;2968233]Is there any massage places in the area where FS is available? Inbox me please since I visit the area every Thursday because of work and I would really like to relax after a long day.[/QUOTE]The post below yours sums up the situation in Kalamazoo when it comes to MPs. Basically, there ain't no such animal.

[QUOTE=BadBoyFourU;2968817]The post below yours sums up the situation in Kalamazoo when it comes to MPs. Basically, there ain't no such animal.[/QUOTE]Need to head east.