Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SexyGymGuy;6154349]Good evening. It was awesome to see good reviews about Lav and Jasmine. I googled the place but nothing local to Lawrence came up. Can someone please tell me how to find it? Thank you.[/QUOTE]Just google yellow lily spa. It is literally right next door to it. You won't even be able to make it to the door for Lily before someone from Lavender will beckon you over there instead. Which is a blessing really as most of the Lav crew are pretty decent in comparison to the lily crew. Last went a few weeks ago and got Nancy at the door who puts in a good effort.

Used to be my goto when Tina was there but I've been trying both regulars there (Annie and Shirley) and both are. Just okay.

Both are older, average bodies, dress plain and boring.

The positive is they don't haggle for tips. Roaming is typically allowed including under the clothes.

Right now the place is good for its privacy and consistency. You won't get blown away by the experience but you'll leave happy if your standards are low.

I may try the Broadway one but seems pretty exposed. If I do, I'll leave review.

Swan. No. Just far too exposed.

Yellow Lilly. Sucks but I'm keeping an eye on reports here. Having Lav next door means they need to step up their game.

Lav. I posted a recent review of that a few posts down so won't repeat it here.

That's it for latest mingya valley reviews.

[QUOTE=TheIceGuy;6161956]Used to be my goto when Tina was there but I've been trying both regulars there (Annie and Shirley) and both are. Just okay.

Both are older, average bodies, dress plain and boring.

The positive is they don't haggle for tips. Roaming is typically allowed including under the clothes.

Right now the place is good for its privacy and consistency. You won't get blown away by the experience but you'll leave happy if your standards are low.

I may try the Broadway one but seems pretty exposed. If I do, I'll leave review.

Swan. No. Just far too exposed.

Yellow Lilly. Sucks but I'm keeping an eye on reports here. Having Lav next door means they need to step up their game.

Lav. I posted a recent review of that a few posts down so won't repeat it here.

That's it for latest mingya valley reviews.[/QUOTE]Pretty much how I feel the worst places are exposed places but yeah lavander is the best out of them all.

[QUOTE=JohnDick75;6164471]Pretty much how I feel the worst places are exposed places but yeah lavander is the best out of them all.[/QUOTE]The funny thing about lily, they could compete if they just gave you the fucking massage! And that's not even illegal! LOL. It got so you would lay down and 30 seconds (not kidding) she would say "turn over". WTF was the $40 for??

I hope they read this.

[QUOTE=ChoirBoy;6139960]
After the session, which was still fairly good, I paid the agreed tip and walked out. I'm not saying it was a bad session; it was an average session at a place where I am used to excellent sessions. My next session will be with Michelle or another girl, but it will not be with Jasmin.[/QUOTE]I agree with your assessment. Perhaps we got spoiled by Jennifer. IMO, Jennifer was the best of all who have worked there.

[QUOTE=TheIceGuy;6161956]Used to be my goto when Tina was there but I've been trying both regulars there (Annie and Shirley) and both are. Just okay.[/QUOTE]No fills place, but I like Annie and Shirley. Also the other one, is it Sherri or Cici. Can't remember her name.

Stopped in a lav this afternoon as I was passing through town. Set a date with Michelle and she didn't disappoint. I took the half hour and received 30 minutes of awesome massage. Well worth the money.

Does anyone know a good spot that offers FS and no outrages prices?

[QUOTE=FfGalactus51;6151154]I stopped by Lav a few days ago too and saw Jasmine. The below review was pretty spot on to my experience. She is very pretty with a tight body and flat stomach. You can tell she works out and eats right. I don't think she has an ounce of fat on her. She's also tan / a little dark skin for Chinese, looks great. I didn't ask her about it but I'm assuming tanning booth? LOL idk. The actual massage was very good for AMP not just a rub, same as Michelle she puts effort into her massage and actually cares about giving a good massage. Constantly asking is this good or does that feel good. Helped get some knots out. Than she does a great soft tease I ended up going with nude CBJ damage was 140 def on the high end a little pricey but I'm ok with that as long as they do a good job and are attractive which both are true of her. I would repeat I know they do 69 there next visit I'll ask for that. Oh and her English is pretty good not perfect but can have a conversation look forward to seeing her again.[/QUOTE]It could be her natural complexion. Southern China (pulling in from the Cambodian / Thai south east Asia) and Far Western China (saw a young girl who was adopted from that region and she had the complexion of an East Indian, but had that Asian look) have some amazingly dark complexion in the gene pool, for which I am a complete sucker for. Philippine with the Spanish curves is my kryptonite. Here. Take my money, just wiggle naked in front of me. LOL.

[QUOTE=JimmyBob;6166795]It could be her natural complexion. Southern China (pulling in from the Cambodian / Thai south east Asia) and Far Western China (saw a young girl who was adopted from that region and she had the complexion of an East Indian, but had that Asian look) have some amazingly dark complexion in the gene pool, for which I am a complete sucker for. Philippine with the Spanish curves is my kryptonite. Here. Take my money, just wiggle naked in front of me. LOL.[/QUOTE]All that plus long silky black hair would bring death to my bank acct: LOL.

They are now posting and if you read the ad the take cash / card!

[QUOTE=Muffhunt;6164620]The funny thing about lily, they could compete if they just gave you the fucking massage! And that's not even illegal! LOL. It got so you would lay down and 30 seconds (not kidding) she would say "turn over". WTF was the $40 for??

I hope they read this.[/QUOTE]I agree 100% . I wish they would train their staff.

The experience I'm looking for is a nice massage, some good teasing, and then a nice finish, followed by a little time to relax afterwards. Maybe foot or scalp.

They could still deliver that in 20 minutes of a half hour if they thought about their script. Full rub, hit the shoulders, lower back, move to the more sensitive areas to slowly get you all fired up for a minute or 3, flip ya, do ya, wipe you down and then cool you off.

For an hour, at least a 30 minute massage with 5 minutes of tease and a good hot towel is really nice. To be honest, I'd rather a good rub, a nice tease by a hot girl and a HJ or even DIY, than a crappy distant oil splash followed by a disinterested finish and punctuated by "how much you tip!

[QUOTE=Muffhunt;6164620]The funny thing about lily, they could compete if they just gave you the fucking massage! And that's not even illegal! LOL. It got so you would lay down and 30 seconds (not kidding) she would say "turn over". WTF was the $40 for?? [/QUOTE]The girls at Lavender, all 4 I've seen so far, would give you the full time. They each had their own massage style, but you always got a massage no matter who was on duty.

[QUOTE=ChoirBoy;6172708]The girls at Lavender, all 4 I've seen so far, would give you the full time. They each had their own massage style, but you always got a massage no matter who was on duty.[/QUOTE]I actually cut back big time with my massage parlor visits cause things got so bad that I was getting 3-5 min air massage and told to turn over. I used to go to a massage parlor every 3-4 weeks and now maybe in 3-4 months. Still need to get myself into lavender for experience that is not found around here.

[QUOTE=TheIceGuy;6150737]
Her HJ price was on the high side but negotiable, but her CBJ was only 20 more which was weird. Good weird but weird. I'm not sure why she asked for so much for a HJ but made far more sense to go with the CBJ. And that was great. She gets really into it and can take quite a bit.[/QUOTE]So what was the total for the tip?

Was able to visit Lavender today, Michelle was the only one working, what a cutie, nice little body, she looked good in her jeans and crop top and better out of them. Took the half with CBJ then a massage to finish, couldn't do 69 as it was that time. It was a good time will definitely repeat.

$40 + $120.

[QUOTE=DeepSix;6188203]Was able to visit Lavender today, Michelle was the only one working, what a cutie, nice little body, she looked good in her jeans and crop top and better out of them. Took the half with CBJ then a massage to finish, couldn't do 69 as it was that time. It was a good time will definitely repeat.

$40 + $120.[/QUOTE]I couldn't agree more. Since opening, Lavender has always had some superstar girls, especially Jennifer and now Jasmine. But the one constant has always been Michelle. For my money, she has a better body and looks than any of the other girls, and you can actually have an intelligent conversation with her, if that matters to you.

Hello all, visitor here looking for any HE options near Salisbury. Any suggestions?

[QUOTE=Doyle13;6190344]Hello all, visitor here looking for any HE options near Salisbury. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]Salisbury and neighboring towns in Massachusetts are not very AMP-friendly. Whole Foot in Salisbury is strictly legit, but they offer a good massage. There is a place in downtown Amesbury, but I'm almost positive it is also legit.

For some fun, you'll have to drive 20-25 minutes up Route 1 to Hampton NH. Or you can drive 35 minutes or so to Exeter and find younger providers. Look in the New Hampshire section of Rubmaps for names.

Happy hunting!

Hey guys after getting my massage at Lavender today there was a Methuen Cop car parked looking over the spot.

I drove off and he was still parked there, is this a sign this joint is going to get busted soon? I was planning on going again Sunday but kinda weary now.

[QUOTE=ItsChiChi;6190832]Hey guys after getting my massage at Lavender today there was a Methuen Cop car parked looking over the spot.

I drove off and he was still parked there, is this a sign this joint is going to get busted soon? I was planning on going again Sunday but kinda weary now.[/QUOTE]Looks like illegal immigrants are being housed in the hotel across the street.

[URL]https://www.wcvb.com/article/immigrant-families-brought-to-methuen-hotel-oct-19-2022/41713162[/URL]

[QUOTE=VTPedalPusher;6190888]Looks like illegal immigrants are being housed in the hotel across the street.

[URL]https://www.wcvb.com/article/immigrant-families-brought-to-methuen-hotel-oct-19-2022/41713162[/URL][/QUOTE]Good to know thanks.

[QUOTE=VTPedalPusher;6188824]I couldn't agree more. Since opening, Lavender has always had some superstar girls, especially Jennifer and now Jasmine. But the one constant has always been Michelle. For my money, she has a better body and looks than any of the other girls, and you can actually have an intelligent conversation with her, if that matters to you.[/QUOTE]Yes, I enjoyed the services of Michelle, Jennifer and Nancy. Jennifer and Nancy usually wore these tiny skirts or short dresses during the massages.

[QUOTE=ItsChiChi;6190832]Hey guys after getting my massage at Lavender today there was a Methuen Cop car parked looking over the spot.

I drove off and he was still parked there, is this a sign this joint is going to get busted soon? I was planning on going again Sunday but kinda weary now.[/QUOTE]What I have been asking though no one seems to have answer I saw cops parked in front of swan I wonder if large scale operation being plan.

As far as I can tell, the services offered and received at these places is between mutually consenting adults. A happy ending at the end of massage is not on any normal Methuen resident's mind as the top issues facing the community. If it was a tranny massage parlor, the cops would never consider raiding it.

[QUOTE=JohnDick75;6193822]What I have been asking though no one seems to have answer I saw cops parked in front of swan I wonder if large scale operation being plan.[/QUOTE]We had this conversation before. The cops seem to be okay with what goes on there, at least some people who have asked me not to name them have said as much. But still I do know, there are some new tenants in the building so maybe they are complaining about the traffic?

Visited lavender for the first time today and it went exactly as expected from the reviews. Met Michelle and she seems to be the only person there and it was a pretty quiet afternoon, there were only one other car in the parking lot. She did put efforts in the massage and I think it's my actual first real massage ever, not sure if legit massages are like this but it felt ok. Her CBJ felt great and I didn't mind the wrap at all.

As for looks, many here said she's the most attractive AMP provider here and that's probably true but my standard for Asians are pretty high since I do have a hot one at home. I would definitely come back which is something I can't say for any other AMP in this state.

[QUOTE=MrBlackCock12;6194782]We had this conversation before. The cops seem to be okay with what goes on there, at least some people who have asked me not to name them have said as much. But still I do know, there are some new tenants in the building so maybe they are complaining about the traffic?[/QUOTE]Does anyone know from a legal stand point if the law really cares what the sex act was, as long as a sex act was performed? I have had a few girls say HJ only because they can't get in trouble from that, I ask. From your boss? And they reply, no, police. They say that if they give BJ or FS they would get arrested if it was a sting but a HJ they would just let go?? Doesn't make sense to me, I thought a sex act was a sex act?

[QUOTE=MrBlackCock12;6194782]We had this conversation before. The cops seem to be okay with what goes on there, at least some people who have asked me not to name them have said as much. But still I do know, there are some new tenants in the building so maybe they are complaining about the traffic?[/QUOTE]Yeah I know we have spoken about it the reason I brought it up is because cop car parked in front of parlor is strange unless officer is dumbest monger ever parking right in front of swan who knows and ti answer someone's question they don't care what sex act is at least on paper.

[QUOTE=JohnDick75;6195909]Yeah I know we have spoken about it the reason I brought it up is because cop car parked in front of parlor is strange unless officer is dumbest monger ever parking right in front of swan who knows and ti answer someone's question they don't care what sex act is at least on paper.[/QUOTE]Yeah I have seen them parked right by Swan often. Not sure of the purpose unless that is a place they like to lunch or something. I pulled in once and had to make a quick left into the car wash when I saw them. I don't think this has to do with. The immigrants next door. Maybe the are looking for an owner or something?

[QUOTE=TimLuvsTits69;6195671]Does anyone know from a legal stand point if the law really cares what the sex act was, as long as a sex act was performed? I have had a few girls say HJ only because they can't get in trouble from that, I ask. From your boss? And they reply, no, police. They say that if they give BJ or FS they would get arrested if it was a sting but a HJ they would just let go?? Doesn't make sense to me, I thought a sex act was a sex act?[/QUOTE]I am pretty sure that it is just the fact of asking for sex (any sex) for a fee, that is illegal. There doesn't even need to be any physical contact to be charged with solicitation.

Cracked up when I read a post a couple of days ago about Michelle being unavailable for 69 due to her period. She sure is cursed with a nearly continuous flow. It's her version of "I've got a headache."

[QUOTE=DranoBoy;6199680]Cracked up when I read a post a couple of days ago about Michelle being unavailable for 69 due to her period. She sure is cursed with a nearly continuous flow. It's her version of "I've got a headache."[/QUOTE]No problem. There are plenty of post-menopausal grannies who would be happy to service you every day of the month!

Visited Lavender again to see Jasmine, Cute, nice complexion little fake boobs. Massage was ok, some teasing but not a lot before the flip. Asked for 69 to which she said "Ok honey but I can't today because my period" hahahaha. Settled on BJ which turned into HJ while she sat on top of me.

Would not repeat as she didn't really do it for me, Michelle is definitely the better of the two IMO and she should be off her period now, LOL.

[QUOTE=DranoBoy;6199680]Cracked up when I read a post a couple of days ago about Michelle being unavailable for 69 due to her period. She sure is cursed with a nearly continuous flow. It's her version of "I've got a headache."[/QUOTE]LOL Michelle is awesome but either I'm super unlucky or she is cursed.

[QUOTE=TimLuvsTits69;6195671]Does anyone know from a legal stand point if the law really cares what the sex act was, as long as a sex act was performed? I have had a few girls say HJ only because they can't get in trouble from that, I ask. From your boss? And they reply, no, police. They say that if they give BJ or FS they would get arrested if it was a sting but a HJ they would just let go?? Doesn't make sense to me, I thought a sex act was a sex act?[/QUOTE]It all depends on the town, the place, and their ability to have plausible deniability.

Bosses don't want FS becuase word gets out someones wife complains. Handjobs, while illegal, are a lot different than "that place is a brothel".

Condom wrappers in your pocket when you leave, a full bag clogging the toilet, naked massause when the cops show up. All hard to fight in court.

The saran wrap thing is easier to deny, and the venue can say that you Did It Yourself if the cops flash the ultarviolet light on the (never changed) sheets and that one towel that always gets refolded.

Short story, every town is different, every owner is different. Most don't want the girls doing anything that would cause them to lose their shop, go to jail, or get deported.

Its much easier to defend a HJ than other stuff.

[QUOTE=TheIceGuy;6204025]LOL Michelle is awesome but either I'm super unlucky or she is cursed.[/QUOTE]Yeah she is on a perpetual period.

Hello,

I am new to the scene but have been trying out a few places recently. I have been lucky about 50% of the time. I keep reading all the good reports about Lav near lily, but today I went to go by there and all I saw was the lily one. On the other end of the bld there was an empty unit for lease but I didn't see any massage places. Am I in the wrong area? Any help would be appreciated, feel free to PM too. Also as a newbie any other tips or suggestions would be great. Thanks.

[QUOTE=JonSnow35;6205365]Hello,

I am new to the scene but have been trying out a few places recently. I have been lucky about 50% of the time. I keep reading all the good reports about Lav near lily, but today I went to go by there and all I saw was the lily one. On the other end of the bld there was an empty unit for lease but I didn't see any massage places. Am I in the wrong area? Any help would be appreciated, feel free to PM too. Also as a newbie any other tips or suggestions would be great. Thanks.[/QUOTE]It is literally the next unit to the left of Yellow Lily. There's a small sign on the glass door.

[QUOTE=JonSnow35;6205365]Hello,

I am new to the scene but have been trying out a few places recently. I have been lucky about 50% of the time. I keep reading all the good reports about Lav near lily, but today I went to go by there and all I saw was the lily one. On the other end of the bld there was an empty unit for lease but I didn't see any massage places. Am I in the wrong area? Any help would be appreciated, feel free to PM too. Also as a newbie any other tips or suggestions would be great. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Lab is in the front facing the street of the same building.