Massage Parlor Reports

Will be traveling east towards Harrisburg. Looking for a good massage with some berries play. Thanks for any recommendations you may have. .

Anybody have the scoop on Beijing Lisa's? Feel free to PM.

Thanks.

Traveling to Pitt for work next week. Will be staying right downtown very near the convention center. No car, so I'm wondering what offerings might be available in the AMP scene within walking distance of there.

TIA.

Hope you can swim? Nothing downtown, no AMPs, Indies, just a few strip clubs that will clean your money out of your pockets very QUICK! Your best bet will be to take a cab ride to CARSON St. (10,12,$s) You will have (5,6 AMP) s in a close walking distance, and a lot of bars (all hit, miss,) but you can try your luck little bro, if you have a little game! AMPs are going to be all "self service ", so don't expect to much play, and just a average massage. Drk. Sorry!

I am going to be in Pittsburg the next couple of days and wanted to check out American Playmates which I guess is now called The Retreat. New name new girls. Is that a bad sign? Should I stay clear?

[QUOTE=BmwM4;2819147]I am going to be in Pittsburg the next couple of days and wanted to check out American Playmates which I guess is now called The Retreat. New name new girls. Is that a bad sign? Should I stay clear?[/QUOTE]You'll leave happy but unimpressed. If you go there, don't expect to see any of the girls in the ads. However the girls are attractive. If you go there, don't expect and you might be pleased!

Went Sat. 9:30 ,Linda is back, and the only one working (38, older body, nice titts.) a great massage, as I have stated before. One of the best!! She is going back to China soon, don't miss out on her, she may not be back this time. Great ending, TS! (2 hours 100/ tip /) . Why don't you go?? Drk.

After playing blackjack for hours, my back was in need of some legitimate work. Being after midnight I knew my options were limited. I ended up at Zhang's relaxation downtown. I had a very attentive masseuse with back walking that made me feel amazing. I had been to this place once before last year and had a no frills massage. To my surprise, on the flip she asked rather suggestively if there was anywhere specific I would like some attention. Simple negotiation and a minute later she was riding me.

[QUOTE=AlwaysRenting;2825468]After playing blackjack for hours, my back was in need of some legitimate work. Being after midnight I knew my options were limited. I ended up at Zhang's relaxation downtown. I had a very attentive masseuse with back walking that made me feel amazing. I had been to this place once before last year and had a no frills massage. To my surprise, on the flip she asked rather suggestively if there was anywhere specific I would like some attention. Simple negotiation and a minute later she was riding me.[/QUOTE]Are you calling Zhang's Downtown?? Drk.

[QUOTE=AlwaysRenting;2825468]After playing blackjack for hours, my back was in need of some legitimate work. Being after midnight I knew my options were limited. I ended up at Zhang's relaxation downtown. I had a very attentive masseuse with back walking that made me feel amazing. I had been to this place once before last year and had a no frills massage. To my surprise, on the flip she asked rather suggestively if there was anywhere specific I would like some attention. Simple negotiation and a minute later she was riding me.[/QUOTE]I have been here a number of times and have never had that luck. What was the damage and who was the lady?

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;2825982]Are you calling Zhang's Downtown?? Drk.[/QUOTE]I had the exact same question. *raised eyebrow*.

[QUOTE=Sc1919;2826350]I had the exact same question. *raised eyebrow*.[/QUOTE]I was talking about the place on 4th avenue downtown. My apologies. It is called Zhang's massage, and not Zhang's relaxation.

That is what I see, is when you find someone that will do what I want, they get moved. We need a network of names so we can get what we want with less searching waisting time and money. I have names to share. PM me.

BJ Lisa's massage, older 30's,older face, body,9:30 Wed. (so, so) massage, not even a close rub! Cum on boys give some good info. About these fucking places! Not even DIY!! 60/20 tip. Drk.

Route 19 south Cranberry little plaza on the left behind the building, to the rear door. Older woman, little fat in the middle, cut face. She is the only one working, started good, ended very weak, covered most of the time. Seemed like she was afraid to touch me? Another waste of 50/ tip 20 drk.

The old man told me a long time ago. " You can't keep a good man down" Came to the plate, looking to hit one out of the park, a" grand slam" behind "BURGER KING " it covered all the bases!! Drk.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;2828602]The old man told me a long time ago. " You can't keep a good man down" Came to the plate, looking to hit one out of the park, a" grand slam" behind "BURGER KING " it covered all the bases!! Drk.[/QUOTE]Dark you are my inspiration, LOL. I had a great time myself this week with a little Sushi next to the Burger King.

[QUOTE=Mhunter7;2828026]That is what I see, is when you find someone that will do what I want, they get moved. We need a network of names so we can get what we want with less searching waisting time and money. I have names to share. PM me.[/QUOTE]It would be very hard to track any of these providers. When they move they move, on (Vact. ,back to New York, gone back to China,) they never move to a locat. Near, they have to keep moving around, to keep ahead of the "man". They pay back the (handlers) for getting them to the USA, then they are moved on to the next place, if they are good. Like the old man once told me, don't "fall in love with them, just fuck them" . Drk.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;2829231]It would be very hard to track any of these providers. When they move they move, on (Vact. ,back to New York, gone back to China,) they never move to a locat. Near, they have to keep moving around, to keep ahead of the "man". They pay back the (handlers) for getting them to the USA, then they are moved on to the next place, if they are good. Like the old man once told me, don't "fall in love with them, just fuck them" . Drk.[/QUOTE]There was one in Harrison city that provided a good reasonable service. The next time I went there a got so so service, so I went to the one on old William Penn hwy and she was there. A couple of visits with her at that location and she is gone from there now. I will bet that she is at another local location now.

Stopped in Sat. 9:05, no one in the place. Nina who I wanted was in New York, older woman and her sister working. First room to left, waited for 10 minutes for someone to cum in, new girl, and older one. New girl, said 4 hands same price as 2,what the fuck I went for it! Big mistake, talking, lack of any massage, over, over the same fucking spots! Big waste of my money, time (9:05 10:30 out the door in my car), (2 hour massage?) go fucking figure!! Place closes at 9:30 !!They wanted to close and go home, early because NINA the manger wasn't there, I fucked up there plans and instead of passing on me and missing out on my money,"4 hand rip off massage" was played on me. I got fucked, don't go late! Youll get fucked! Drk.

[QUOTE=AlwaysRenting;2826357]I was talking about the place on 4th avenue downtown. My apologies. It is called Zhang's massage, and not Zhang's relaxation.[/QUOTE]How much did Emily charge for the extra? She used to fire other girls and now she is doing it. So much for her happy marriage which was the reason she always gave me. She is such a hipocrite that I would live LE to nail her.

[QUOTE=HappyEndingGuy;2844036]How much did Emily charge for the extra? She used to fire other girls and now she is doing it. So much for her happy marriage which was the reason she always gave me. She is such a hipocrite that I would live LE to nail her.[/QUOTE]Sickens me to hear getting LE involved in ANY part of our hobby. If you feel like you got fucked spread the news to our community, that's enough and will take care of itself.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;2843133]Stopped in Sat. 9:05, no one in the place. Nina who I wanted was in New York, older woman and her sister working. First room to left, waited for 10 minutes for someone to cum in, new girl, and older one. New girl, said 4 hands same price as 2,what the fuck I went for it! Big mistake, talking, lack of any massage, over, over the same fucking spots! Big waste of my money, time (9:05 10:30 out the door in my car), (2 hour massage?) go fucking figure!! Place closes at 9:30 !!They wanted to close and go home, early because NINA the manger wasn't there, I fucked up there plans and instead of passing on me and missing out on my money,"4 hand rip off massage" was played on me. I got fucked, don't go late! Youll get fucked! Drk.[/QUOTE]Stopped shortly after opening, no Nina, older girl Amy, not bad looking, told her one hour maybe be two if I'm happy with the first hour. Light touch, some promising very light brushing of the boys, stop and start a number of times to answer the door which really really f--up my timing, ten minutes of laying there waiting for her to return really pisses me off. She asked I go for second hour, told her to finish the job first, she refused offered oil, I refused told her massage over. Pay on way out with one hour rate and small tip, she say I owe more since she went over by 15 minutes, told her not my problem she wasted more of my time starting and stopping, I should be paying less since I got less than an hour massage. Last trip for me, there are too many other options, I chose wrong this day. Won't happen again.

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;2844560]Stopped shortly after opening, no Nina, older girl Amy, not bad looking, told her one hour maybe be two if I'm happy with the first hour. Light touch, some promising very light brushing of the boys, stop and start a number of times to answer the door which really really f--up my timing, ten minutes of laying there waiting for her to return really pisses me off. She asked I go for second hour, told her to finish the job first, she refused offered oil, I refused told her massage over. Pay on way out with one hour rate and small tip, she say I owe more since she went over by 15 minutes, told her not my problem she wasted more of my time starting and stopping, I should be paying less since I got less than an hour massage. Last trip for me, there are too many other options, I chose wrong this day. Won't happen again.[/QUOTE]Where was this?

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;2844560]Stopped shortly after opening, no Nina, older girl Amy, not bad looking, told her one hour maybe be two if I'm happy with the first hour. Light touch, some promising very light brushing of the boys, stop and start a number of times to answer the door which really really f--up my timing, ten minutes of laying there waiting for her to return really pisses me off. She asked I go for second hour, told her to finish the job first, she refused offered oil, I refused told her massage over. Pay on way out with one hour rate and small tip, she say I owe more since she went over by 15 minutes, told her not my problem she wasted more of my time starting and stopping, I should be paying less since I got less than an hour massage. Last trip for me, there are too many other options, I chose wrong this day. Won't happen again.[/QUOTE]Good for you! When I think about what I did I can just fucking kill. !!I don't think I will be back. Massage isn't that good even if you get all time. One girl that I was interested was Tossa, older, wanted me to take her home, first time at this place. I didn't. Drk.

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;2844380]Sickens me to hear getting LE involved in ANY part of our hobby. If you feel like you got fucked spread the news to our community, that's enough and will take care of itself.[/QUOTE]What the fuck little bro. You got fucked with your pants up, take it like a man, hope she is dead in the water from the board members. Hope she can see the lite! Drk.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;2844754]What the fuck little bro. You got fucked with your pants up, take it like a man, hope she is dead in the water from the board members. Hope she can see the lite! Drk.[/QUOTE]I earned my senior status and I put in enough of my own research. No way would I tell some 1st post ass the details of my adventures. Ironically enough, I was looking for a legitimate massage when that sexy time occurred. Even if he isn't LE, his message implied visits in the past, with no sharing of details. Fuck off either way, guy.

[QUOTE=AlwaysRenting;2845347]I earned my senior status and I put in enough of my own research. No way would I tell some 1st post ass the details of my adventures. Ironically enough, I was looking for a legitimate massage when that sexy time occurred. Even if he isn't LE, his message implied visits in the past, with no sharing of details. Fuck off either way, guy.[/QUOTE]Who ARE you saying FUCK OFF TO Rent? Drk.

[blue]Wondering that myself.

Looking through beer goggles while posting maybe?

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;2846304]Who ARE you saying FUCK OFF TO Rent? Drk.

[blue]Wondering that myself.

Looking through beer goggles while posting maybe?

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Pretty sure he's talking about the bunghole with only one fucking post and wishing for a bust to come down. Sounds more like someone's pissed off old lady than a pillar of the community such as we are.

I parked in front of the place. The entrance is in the front, but don't take the door on the left--it is a locksmith's shop! Instead, take the stairs to the basement. Upon entering I found just one worker there. A pleasant looking Asian. Not overweight. I think she was around 40, but I am not good at judging age. She wanted to know how long a session. I told her an hour and pulled out my wallet. To my amazement, she ignored the green and motioned me to come into a massage room. After several moments of awkwardness, I eventually concluded that she expected me to pay the fee (only. 35) as I left. She left the room to let me get undressed. When she returned she asked me if I would like a light or deep massage. She kept me draped during the whole massage which proceded in silence principally because of the language barrier. On the flip, anything beyond the massage was out of the question. All in all, the massage was adequate, but not memorable. I would go again, but only because of the bargain basement price.

[QUOTE=AmpRookie;2846530]Pretty sure he's talking about the bunghole with only one fucking post and wishing for a bust to come down. Sounds more like someone's pissed off old lady than a pillar of the community such as we are.[/QUOTE]You are correct. No need to get our own panties in a bunch LOL. I'm part of the community bringing DOWN the price of pussy here in the Fempire. I'm not sure where the confusion is coming from.

[QUOTE=AlwaysRenting;2846758]You are correct. No need to get our own panties in a bunch LOL. I'm part of the community bringing DOWN the price of pussy here in the Fempire. I'm not sure where the confusion is coming from.[/QUOTE]Just wanted to be sure you weren't" FUCKING me" little brother, "paying attention" to the board is what I do best!! Drk.

Eastsiders have a new option in Greensburg, Mu's massage. Get directions off BP or CL ads. Personally visited last week (only been open two). Saw YoYo (or YuYu). Gets two thumbs up for massage and play. Enjoy.

Dex.

[QUOTE=Dext3361;2847229]Eastsiders have a new option in Greensburg, Mu's massage. Get directions off BP or CL ads. Personally visited last week (only been open two). Saw YoYo (or YuYu). Gets two thumbs up for massage and play. Enjoy.

Dex.[/QUOTE]Tell me more. I posted about my visit to this place some weeks back and I wasn't impressed with this place. I agree that options are available. I was just in a mood and didn't feel like negotiating with some twat to play with my fishing pole. Did you at least get something more than some hand assistance?

[QUOTE=AlwaysRenting;2847739]Tell me more. I posted about my visit to this place some weeks back and I wasn't impressed with this place. I agree that options are available. I was just in a mood and didn't feel like negotiating with some twat to play with my fishing pole. Did you at least get something more than some hand assistance?[/QUOTE]You are talking about the place in Jeanette. This place is on Pittsburgh Street in Greensburg, close to the mall. I didn't get the BS with haggljng and short sessions like I've received in Jeanette.

[QUOTE=Dext3361;2848402]You are talking about the place in Jeanette. This place is on Pittsburgh Street in Greensburg, close to the mall. I didn't get the BS with haggljng and short sessions like I've received in Jeanette.[/QUOTE]Ahh. I see. I will have to check this out. Thank you for the correction.

Not the best area for opportunities, but just to update:

Canonsburg: Place in heart of downtown off Pike Street, still primarily a DIY shop. New place farther down Pike little more YMMV based on other feedback (was busy when I tried to go and couldn't wait around). Address on BP.

Carnegie: I guess you could catch someone on a bad day but this place has relaxed and can be moved from the YMMV to the win column.

Dex.

[QUOTE=Dext3361;2857904]Not the best area for opportunities, but just to update:

Canonsburg: Place in heart of downtown off Pike Street, still primarily a DIY shop. New place farther down Pike little more YMMV based on other feedback (was busy when I tried to go and couldn't wait around). Address on BP.

Carnegie: I guess you could catch someone on a bad day but this place has relaxed and can be moved from the YMMV to the win column.

Dex.[/QUOTE]I agree with the Carnegie analysis. I have been there four, maybe five times. Every time was a winner.

I stopped at this AMP a couple of days ago. She told me that the message was 50, I told her that I normally pay 40, she pointed to her mouth. I said ok. I then received a sub par massage, and she wanted me to diy. From my experience the places that change 40 per hour do a better job.

Went here for the first time today. Got rushed right upstairs to a room. I sat on the table started undressing and then the table broke. LOL! Old asian lady had me get up and go into a different room. Ok massage with HJ ending, lasted an hour. Never negotiated price, after I got dressed I gave her 60. Will these ladies do more?