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On the casual encounter section of the Bak CL, there is this posting:

This is called 'taking one for the team' (toftt)
Went to this massage place (Holiday spa) on white lane next to a starbucks.
Banner outside that says 'grand opening'.
I went there on the word of some dude that said that he got some 'mileage' there.
He's a liar.
Go to this site dub dub dub dot usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3434

Went to see the girl he recommended.('winnie/vinnie)
At first she said to try another girl cuz shes in training and she needs experience.
Whatever. This girl was no good. Even for a legit massage she was too rough and clueless.
Then after some 'talking in chinese' winnie came in and took over to try to appease me.
Then said 'all we do is massage here'.
Then offered a two girl massage for twice the price.
Yeah right! Not!
Then they did two girl for a little while for free.
The whole experience was dissapointing and a total waste of time and money.
To top it off, I got some kind of allergic reaction the the oil they used.
Uuuuggggghhhhhh!!!

Looks like someone read rockhardkid1's post and figured they could get the extras. LOL What gets me is guys get pissed off when they don't get extras. It is a massage parlor, not a ***** house. There are no guarantees and you got what you paid for. A massage. AND IT IS BAKERSFIELD If it provided extras, you wouldn't know about it till it was closed down...

Stay safe

[QUOTE=Captwoot]Hung out with Kammie from CL (or Amanda from BL) couple weeks back. Short of it all, nice gal. 'Much' bigger in person, very large chest. She was cutting up weed when I got there. Yeah, not again for me.[/QUOTE]

Hey Capt, you ever met the Amanda from CL? The one who says she is 19? A bigger gal, but not bad looking in her picture.

Went out cruising last night and picked up Honey for just a BJ. She warned me that there has been some robberies from SW, specifically one call blondie who is a tall white SW with white, long hair. So just be careful out there guys and make sure not to pick up blondie.

[QUOTE=Chargersfan]Hey Capt, you ever met the Amanda from CL? The one who says she is 19? A bigger gal, but not bad looking in her picture.[/QUOTE]I have not. There's a new gal posting with her on BL. (by that I mean the same poster is putting up their adds). So it's probable that they are pimped. I don't like the idea of my cash going to a pimp (but you can never tell thes days)

[QUOTE=Chargersfan]On the casual encounter section of the Bak CL, there is this posting:

This is called 'taking one for the team' (toftt)

Went to this massage place (Holiday spa) on white lane next to a starbucks.

Banner outside that says 'grand opening'.

I went there on the word of some dude that said that he got some 'mileage' there. He's a liar.

Go to this site dub dub dub dot usasexguide. Info/forum/showthread.php? T=3434

Went to see the girl he recommended.('winnie/vinnie)

At first she said to try another girl because shes in training and she needs experience.

Whatever. This girl was no good. Even for a legit massage she was too rough and clueless.

Then after some 'talking in Chinese' winnie came in and took over to try to appease me.

Then said 'all we do is massage here'.

Then offered a two girl massage for twice the price.

Yeah right! Not!

Then they did two girl for a little while for free.

The whole experience was dissapointing and a total waste of time and money.

To top it off, I got some kind of allergic reaction the the oil they used.

Uuuuggggghhhhhh!

Looks like someone read rockhardkid1's post and figured they could get the extras. LOL What gets me is guys get pissed off when they don't get extras. It is a massage parlor, not a ***** house. There are no guarantees and you got what you paid for. A massage. AND IT IS BAKERSFIELD If it provided extras, you wouldn't know about it till it was closed down.

Stay safe[/QUOTE]That is hilarious. Wow, nothing is happening for sure there. Disregard my first post guys, that sucks. LOL. Back to the drawing board.

Where was all this info when I was up in that hood last month!

Thanks, though. Esp. Charger who did try to help last time I was out that way.

Headed up to Visalia in a few days wondering if the AMP Mooney is worth the trip. PM me with any info

Warning!

Provider Jordan 646-492-0081 on CL is robing clients! she has a black male as her side kick/pimp. Last client was robbed at Gun Point!

You have been warned, play at your own risk but be safe!

Saw Jordan about two weeks ago. Had no problems with her at all. Seems like nice girl. Had a good time with her. May not be the best looking provider(see her pics), but nice GFE.
TD

[QUOTE=TopDog]Saw Jordan about two weeks ago. Had no problems with her at all. Seems like nice girl. Had a good time with her. May not be the best looking provider(see her pics), but nice GFE.
TD[/QUOTE]

Habu is a provider. I am not saying that her posting is BS, but she is reporting on her competition.

Stay safe

[QUOTE=Captwoot]I have not. There's a new gal posting with her on BL. (by that I mean the same poster is putting up their adds). So it's probable that they are pimped. I don't like the idea of my cash going to a pimp (but you can never tell thes days)[/QUOTE]What difference does it make where the money goes? Once you give it to her, she can do with it what she pleases right? If she chooses to give it to a pimp, does it make the pussy any less better? Wow you really amaze me with some of the BS you talk about! If you didn't like sizzler but you loved outback, would it matter if she spent "your cash" at sizzler when she wanted a steak? NO it wouldn't, so just STFU and keep on trickin! And don't worry about where the frickin money goes, once its outta your hands its good riddens!

P. S. Pimp, dopeman, Sizzler. Its all the same! Lol!

Good ol' Bakersfield.

Charmthepi. Speaking about BS, you have 3 reports and none of is worth a crap.All about trying to knock a report someone has given, when YOU have given NOTHING. Comeback when you have something POSITIVE to report.

[QUOTE=Charmthepi]What difference does it make where the money goes? Once you give it to her, she can do with it what she pleases right? If she chooses to give it to a pimp, does it make the pussy any less better? Wow you really amaze me with some of the BS you talk about! If you didn't like sizzler but you loved outback, would it matter if she spent "your cash" at sizzler when she wanted a steak? NO it wouldn't, so just STFU and keep on trickin! And don't worry about where the frickin money goes, once its outta your hands its good riddens!

P. S. Pimp, dopeman, Sizzler. Its all the same! Lol![/QUOTE]

I hate when kids are on summer vacation. Does your mom know you are using her computer?

Amazing that there are around ten AMPS in town and not one(that I know of) that provides a happy ending. I have to make an excuse to go south, I know of at least 10 AMPs or houses that will leave you with a smile in the SGV alone.
everyone be safe, TD

In furtherence of Top Dog's message. I don't understand the thinking in some of the 10 places in Bakersfield. Some of those 10 places offer a massage in varying degrees of quality. Then there are others who during the massage do everything possible to give you the impression that some extras will be coming. Then nothing happens. I think that massage is more frustrating than relaxing. I know the thinking is that we will return hoping next time something will happen. In my vast experience I don't think that is too likely. I know places exist that go from extras back to no extras but in this town I don't know of anyplace that went from no extras to extras. The teasing just continues from one visit to the next. Personally if you are only going to give a massage then just give a good massage and forget all the moves that they must know stimulate a guy. I'm not saying I won't get a massage in Bako but currently I'm limiting myself to the $49 gals who sometimes give a fair massage without too much fanfare. I'm not going to give one more cent to those places that tease/torture me to the brink and then tell me the massage is over. Thank God I have a job that lets me travel a little or I don't know what the heck I would do.

My friends, could we all bow our heads (big ones, not little ones) in a moment of silence.


Thank you. The time has come for me to say good bye. Yep, I am leaving USG. And for the same reason as my retirement. So you won't be sitting there scratching your heads (again, the big one, not the little one) here is a brief, generic version. About 3 years ago, during an "international" trip, I met a girl. We hit it off and after a few years and several more trips to her country, we decided to get married. After a year with immigration, everything is approved and she will be here in 2 days. Retirement was so I could make sure I was clean (if you partake, get the test). It wouldn't be fair to give her something. And now that she is here, I will be faithful to her. She gave up her family, country and life for me. I can give up banging toothless crackwhores for her. It is only right.

Thanks to my fellow senior members and trusted friends. Stay safe. Good luck to you newbies. I wish you well. Except for the one bastard I have on my ignore list. You know who you are. Ninja my ass...

So I leave you with this:

See Dick drink
See Dick drive
See Dick crash and die
Don't be a Dick
Don't drink and drive.

Yes, yes you will.

Finally found 2 places in town that are decent. PM for the info. Only trusted members will be given the info.

Thanks Charger, you helped me out one time because I TOFTT and I got exactly what I expected from the place you gave me so I appreciate that, and what you've done for these guys even though I'm relatively new.

Thanks

Charger,

Congratulations, and sincere best wishes on your new life. May you and all of us find our hearts' desires, and aid in helping each other find hearts' desires too.

Lift Her Up

Guys,

These chicks on CL are killing me. Most look to good to be true, which leads me to believe that they are. Can anybody help me out and let me know which one is legit, greatly appreciated.

Thanks

I went to the new amp / foot massage place on ming and new stine.

Sub par massage without a hint of extras.

Don't waste your money.

Thanks for the report on this place. I wondered about the place when I noticed they placed an ad in the "adult" section of CL. I knew it was either a tease or they were going to closed down in a week. Their price is reasonable but $39 is still too much to pay for a bad massage. Thanks for saving me the dough and the time.

[QUOTE=Jjohnson08]I went to the new amp / foot massage place on ming and new stine.

Sub par massage without a hint of extras.

Don't waste your money.[/QUOTE]

Went here last night, Saturday, around 10 and was disappointed. To start it off, $20 to get in, free sodas, no booze, freezing AC, uninterested girls. I saw probably 5-10 of them just sitting there, one girl on stage, comfy chairs though. The only time I saw the girls was when they came out from there dressing rooms to go to the bathroom, not one of them seemed interested in offering a lap dance.

I usually like to sit back and wait for someone to offer a dance, shows initiative I guess. One girl finally comes up asks me for a dance, go upstairs, mediocre dance, $20. There was a 2for1 special when I went up so got 2 dances for $20 which kind of made it better. Not much mileage, went back downstairs, waited for 15min more, didn't see any other girls.

Also, I'm from the East coast and very unfamiliar with the area, expecially how spread out everything is here! I would appreciate any good reviews or suggestions.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Jjohnson08]I went to the new amp / foot massage place on ming and new stine.

Sub par massage without a hint of extras.

Don't waste your money.[/QUOTE]TOFTT and had the same experience, only went because it was new and nearby.

Not sure where to file this under, but went to some amp in Lancaster advertising on CL today.

2 Older ladies, no extras, $40hh.

Interesting post Kogem. I always wondered about the Gentlemen's Club scene in Bakersfield. I've turned into a massage parlor expert but haven't really frequented any clubs. Probably because I'm less worried in a massage place of running into someone I know. That said when I look at the Gentlemen's Club post in other areas. Los Angeles for instance it seems like a lot interesting things happen within the club. Especially when receiving lap dances. I asked about that on this site a long time ago and didn't get any input so I assumed nothing exciting happened in these clubs in Bakersfield. Your post kinda confirms that thinking.

[QUOTE=Kogem]Went here last night, Saturday, around 10 and was disappointed. To start it off, $20 to get in, free sodas, no booze, freezing AC, uninterested girls. I saw probably 5-10 of them just sitting there, one girl on stage, comfy chairs though. The only time I saw the girls was when they came out from there dressing rooms to go to the bathroom, not one of them seemed interested in offering a lap dance.

I usually like to sit back and wait for someone to offer a dance, shows initiative I guess. One girl finally comes up asks me for a dance, go upstairs, mediocre dance, $20. There was a 2for1 special when I went up so got 2 dances for $20 which kind of made it better. Not much mileage, went back downstairs, waited for 15min more, didn't see any other girls.

Also, I'm from the East coast and very unfamiliar with the area, expecially how spread out everything is here! I would appreciate any good reviews or suggestions.

Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hunter Me]Interesting post Kogem. I always wondered about the Gentlemen's Club scene in Bakersfield. I've turned into a massage parlor expert but haven't really frequented any clubs. Probably because I'm less worried in a massage place of running into someone I know. That said when I look at the Gentlemen's Club post in other areas. Los Angeles for instance it seems like a lot interesting things happen within the club. Especially when receiving lap dances. I asked about that on this site a long time ago and didn't get any input so I assumed nothing exciting happened in these clubs in Bakersfield. Your post kinda confirms that thinking.[/QUOTE]I agree the LA scene looks a lot more interesting, except I am not really sure which part of LA to go and I don't want to drive around for 5hrs lost in a ghetto with out of state plates. But it looks like I might have to swing down there since bakersfield and lancaster were both misses, for me at least.

Adhere to the advice on this board from mongers who have been in Bakersfield for decades.

There are no happy endings at any massage parlors in town. Really!

If it's a store front, it's not going to happen.

If it's a private in her home. That's another matter.

You get nothing but crappy air dance teases at the three strip clubs.

Once again, if it's a store front, it; s not going to happen.

By the way-I live in LA, but I'm in B-town often. LA STRIP CLUBS ARE WORSE!

I know it shouldn't be that way, considering LA is the land of porn prod companies, but it's true.

Spend the same amount of money you would on these two options, but instead get a hooker for a blowjob in your car. This thread has the Btown locations.

Or spend $50 more and visit one of the proven providers on redbook.

Or save your money and take a day trip to Tijuana. Or save a little more and spend two weeks in Thailand.

But stop giving your money away to these Asian hags and stripper bitches.

Spent the weekend trying to confirm what Impulse wrote in the previous post. I have considerable AMP experience so when I go to those places I don't have very high expectations. Friday night visited Deja Vu and Saturday night visited Exotic Kitty. I'm now $250 lighter and more frustrated than ever. Vu does have some nice looking gals but just too much pressure for me. I actually gave some the girls money but didn't want the dance. The Kitty is short on good looking women. In fact I can't understand how some of those gals look in the mirror and decide they are a good candidate for a job at those places. Kitty does have a waitress that is out of this world. Saturday went to the AMP that is on Weedpatch. Massage was decent and all was going well until the last 15 minutes. At that time another customer entered (the place isn't too private)and she didn't have the self control or good sense to finish my massage decently. I could easily tell by her actions that she wanted to get rid of me and get the dough from the next guy. I'm not going back to that place. Today I went to the $49 place. I was just thinking massage to try and recuperate from my two nights out. I got a great massage. I like this place. Clean, friendly girls, don't mind the wandering hand, a little teasing from them. If they would ever just give me 30 lousy seconds of pleasure (I think that is all it would take) they would have lifetime client. I'm now going to try and take Impulse's advice about private massages or CL girls. I've been a little to conservative to try that in the past but its getting to the point where I don't have much choice. I need to find someone in this town who is clean, reliable, safe and reasonable. I just can't let myself drop down to a SW. That is way to risky.

[QUOTE=Hunter Me]... If they would ever just give me 30 lousy seconds of pleasure (I think that is all it would take) they would have lifetime client. I'm now going to try and take Impulse's advice about private massages or CL girls. I've been a little to conservative to try that in the past but its getting to the point where I don't have much choice. I need to find someone in this town who is clean, reliable, safe and reasonable. I just can't let myself drop down to a SW. That is way to risky.[/QUOTE]Yes, completely agree even though I'm relatively new I've had my experiences now and I can see I might have to do the same as hunter.

Well. Today I set out again in my quest to find an AMP in Bako that makes me fully happy. I tried a very unusual place. Inside a truck stop on Weedpatch and Highway 58. Not the one that I wrote about in a previous post. This one is actually located within the truck stop complex north of 58 on Weedpatch. It is a small room located inside the truck stop. The door was open and Hiroshima invited me in. A short chucky Japanese gal in her 40's. You have to be a little careful in this place if you are attached and don't want your SO to know you received a massage. Hiroshima uses a fair amount of oil and there is no clean up process in her massage. She has only worked at this location for a couple of weeks. Actually lives in LA and commutes. She gives a fairly decent professional massage and remains just enough out of range of my roaming hand. As the massage progressed I lost all hope that the end was going to be to my satisfaction. Something very unusual did however happen. On the flip Hiroshima felt that my toe nails were a little too long so she proceeded to take it upon herself to trim them. I know that sounds odd but it did happen. Not the happy ending I was hoping for but the massage was good. A little pricey for what seems to be the market in town now and the accomodations were lacking. A very small room that was a little messy.

I wouldn't lock the door, just slip your hand under the towel when she's almost done and give her a puppy dog look and whisper ok?

If she says no, pull your back out and say sorry. She'll understand. If you're a regular she'll probably let you, maybe even help.

Jesus. We sure miss Charger at this site. Without his occasional reports we don't seem to be able to generate much news. I see there are a few new massage places in town. I've been so busy I haven't had much chance to test them. Does anyone know and feel comfortable sharing if any of these places have changed their attitudes? Would love to be brought up to date on the massage scene in Bako.

If you know who I'm talking about, pm me.

Oh wow, things seem to be going very slow on this board, which is no surprise considering the recent activity. Came down to Bako for the holiday and the strip seemed pretty damn empty. Hopefully, the upcoming holidays will bring some more out.

Solidus,

I think when Charger took his leave of absence the board went dead. We really miss his daily adventures. I've been really busy lately and truthfully haven't spent much time in the past few years making the rounds. I do remember back in my youth that when the weather got colder there wasn't much good activity on the street. Likely that hasn't changed. I also haven't had much time to explore all the new mp's that seem to be opening all over town. If anyone has any information on them it would be good know. I also haven't had time to explore those places. Which is my speciality.

[QUOTE=Solidus]Oh wow, things seem to be going very slow on this board, which is no surprise considering the recent activity. Came down to Bako for the holiday and the strip seemed pretty damn empty. Hopefully, the upcoming holidays will bring some more out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=impulsive]Adhere to the advice on this board from mongers who have been in Bakersfield for decades.

There are no happy endings at any massage parlors in town. Really!

If it's a store front, it's not going to happen.

If it's a private in her home. That's another matter.

You get nothing but crappy air dance teases at the three strip clubs.

Once again, if it's a store front, it; s not going to happen.

By the way-I live in LA, but I'm in B-town often. LA STRIP CLUBS ARE WORSE!

I know it shouldn't be that way, considering LA is the land of porn prod companies, but it's true.

Spend the same amount of money you would on these two options, but instead get a hooker for a blowjob in your car. This thread has the Btown locations.

Or spend $50 more and visit one of the proven providers on redbook.

Or save your money and take a day trip to Tijuana. Or save a little more and spend two weeks in Thailand.

But stop giving your money away to these Asian hags and stripper bitches.[/QUOTE]Thanks. this is the best post I've seen in this thread.

Very helpful.

I haven't been active lately but I found some time on Wednesday and decided to give the massage location off of Weedpatch another chance. Drove all the way out there and the door was locked with no sign of activity. Rather than drive back to town I decided to give the place very near another chance. This place is located inside another business and is very meager digs. There was a middle aged lady giving massages and she invited me in. For most on this site her appearance probably wouldn't be suitable but she was fine for me. A little old and a little out of shape. Maybe a 6. The massage itself was pretty good and actually as I layed on the table my mind went up and down like a rollercoaster. There were moments when I thought there was hope and moments when I thought there was no hope. I left with a nice massage. And that was it. Still not sure about the potential at this place. I drove quickly back to the original place and the door was now unlocked. I was greeted by the tall gal who gave me a massage a few months ago. The massage was not as good as the previous place and I would have had more action if I had gone to a doctor's office. Seriously. I couldn't believe it. Most of these places give you at least some teasing to try and lure you back. There was absolutely none of that in this massage. I'm starting to think I must have a funny look or something that inhibits this gal. At this point I didn't know where to turn for my third massage so I just went home. Oh. I forgot. A month ago I also tried the place that advertises on CL in the shopping center on Ming. I put that experience as stranger than the toe nail clipper from one of my previous posts. An all time first. I was greeted at that place by a fairly nice looking girl. Went to the room. Took the clothes off. Laid down. And a GUY comes in and gives me a massage. I didn't know that there are men who actually give massages in these places. Other than a, surprise attack like this who in the hell would want to get a massage from him? With all this said. I'm not discouraged. I'm heading for the new place on 19th or 20th street first chance I get. Hope everyone is doing well.