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[QUOTE=Ej1977;3183813]I am hesitant to post this but I don't get it. I saw Ashley 2 years ago and it wasnt a very fun time. I like to go down but it was humid, smelly, and seemed unclean. I have had many snatches in my face and there was something mildly fishy about that one. Her place was a little sketchy down in palm bay as well. This monger, for one, would not return I think I'm the only one who did not enjoy myself with her. I am assuming she cleaned her services up a little since back then. Yay! Good for everybody but me.[/QUOTE]Wow dude, I think a 2 year old report is a bit ridiculous. I see her often and I think she is awesome.

Anyone know if she's still seeing clients or if she's out of the game?

[QUOTE=BigDre;3185627]Anyone know if she's still seeing clients or if she's out of the game?[/QUOTE]If you have her email I would send her a message. I believe she is still seeing, just has a nice set of regulars, so does not post all the tine.

[QUOTE=JizzyGoo;3183994]When you offer GFE / RAW service to special clients, DATY is not always going to be fresh. Bodily fluids has a tendency to crash the "smell test" party. Not a bad thing. Just a human thing![/QUOTE]I believe it's what type of diet the girl is on. I've been with many girls who do raw and CIP and I can't remember one, who would have a smell down there. Even some of my Ex girlfriends whom I would fill there little box up every night, never had a smell. Washing it out is not going to solve the oder problem if there is one. They have to go to a Dr. Office and get a prescription to say solve that. I've been with girls who use covers all the time and they still smell down there. Just my observation.

[QUOTE=Ericson73;3185952]I believe it's what type of diet the girl is on. I've been with many girls who do raw and CIP and I can't remember one, who would have a smell down there. Even some of my Ex girlfriends whom I would fill there little box up every night, never had a smell. Washing it out is not going to solve the oder problem if there is one. They have to go to a Dr. Office and get a prescription to say solve that. I've been with girls who use covers all the time and they still smell down there. Just my observation.[/QUOTE]You also have a point. Women have to deal with PH balance and stuff. As men, I guess we'll never understand their struggle.

[QUOTE=Jones1101;3185660]If you have her email I would send her a message. I believe she is still seeing, just has a nice set of regulars, so does not post all the tine.[/QUOTE]You must have sensed a Bridgette in the force.

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We've been chatting. What a sensational woman! I have plans to meet her tomorrow! I haven't seen any new reports and I am not sure if this is by her request but either way, I guess I will be finding out what all the fuss is about!

Wish me luck boys!

What can I say that hasn't already been said? An absolutely wonderful person who LOVES what she does, and is DAMN good at it. Saw her last night for the first time, met by the river, was greeted with a hug & a kiss. Talked for a little bit, then off to the races & boy what a race it was! It took all I had to keep from blowing too early because her technique is PHENOMENAL! And the icing on the cake? She swallowed & kept going until I was completely empty. That's the kind of dedication most of these girls need. We talked a bit more about all different kinds of stuff, and I have to say she is awesome people. I can't wait until the menu opens up more, because she is my ATF right now. Treat her good, fellas. She's a pleaser.

5th time I've seen her and like always I left content as hell, just great time and conversation will repeat again and again.

What can be said that hasn't already been said?

She makes me VERY "happ" !

Cream of the crop my fiends, cream of the crop!

I figured with Christmas over the normals would pop back up. Jezzi is now Jeszi. Jezsi. Or something with no pics. There is a new woman, who's "week" seems to be turning into "fiscal quarter", has anyone contacted or experienced this lady yet?

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Finally had a dream with this lovely woman. She opened the door in a beautiful black dress and welcomed me with kisses. Her head game was amazing. Felt like I was in a porno with how good it was. I almost didn't last. After she was finished I flipped her on the back and returned the favor. There was no smell and it tasted so good. So good in fact that I even licked her brown star cause how clean she was. She loved it. After she came, she got on all fours and bent over for me. I stayed in that position the whole time until completion. I awoke from this nice dream only to think that I shall repeat it again. Worth every penny and definitely recommended seeing her.

Texted Tina / Lexi today. First time seeing her. She answered quickly and follow-up texts were replied to fairly quickly, though a couple times I didn't think a reply was coming.

Got to her address in a decent middle class Palm Bay neighborhood near Emerson and Malabar, like it says in one of her ads. Several vehicles in the driveway so I asked her about them. Possibly a roommate was home in another bedroom. I did not see or hear anyone. House and garage are a bit of a mess. Her room is messy too and I told her she needs to clean that up. Dudes do not want to play in a messy room because it hurts the fantasy.

First thing I noticed about her is how much she reminds me of Patience. Slender body, cute ass (really cute ass), even her face is similar. And to think I was going to leave after seeing all the vehicles in the driveway.

She started off way too quickly. Almost as soon as I dropped my drawers she was ready to slip a cover on. I slowed her down and got some BBBJ. Little kissing, little cuddling, more BBBJ and I was ready. Cover on, mish and finished in K9. I should have stayed in mish longer. Paid for a hhr, got done in 20 min or less. Next time I will slow things down more and go with extra GFE (kissing and BBBJ) before the cover goes on. She seems to get excited and she seems to enjoy sex, or she is a good actress.

I will repeat just to get more of that nice slender body.

I don't write much here, but read and follow what goes on in the S-Coast. Been in the Hobby since 2012, with Liv and Sehla being my ATFs, hard to find a replacement for those two. Just not happening in Brevard anymore. It's just Not. Anywhooo. Had an itch for new coffee. Been hearing alot about Tracy. Lots of Info already posted about her on the Board. All True. Yesterday, I had Quick contact and response, Fast, Friendly attitude on the phone. In my dream, I had a tight pre-work sked, but neded a pick me up. Asked if we could chit chat over coffee. Which I brought with me to share. Was in and out in 20 minutes. As I needed to be somewhere. No need to provide the Blow by Blow details. But after showing me her perfect microphone skills including singing to the Boys, all I remember was her request during the CowGirl ride to catch the Almond Joy and take it down the hatch. In which she did, perfectly. Hope all is well, as she moves into a new place to call her own. Very cool chic, no hastles. Stay safe out there and Enjoy. -SC.

Last weekend I tried her out and my visit was pretty much the same as yours I seen the driveway loaded up with vehicles also cluttered everything not even a slither of carpeting on the floor it was dirty bare concrete the smell of dogs in the air either dogs or mold but it was a strong odor.

She's in a big big hurry to get you in and get you out, she's got a nice butt, small saggy ta taa's the face ahhh not so cute kinda a horse face she's was naked and lying on her back before I got my shoes off told me to get on top, we went threw a few different positions let me tell you she's like the flash changing positions shot my load got dressed and got out of there. This girl has no sex appeal at all dead fish on the dock, compared to miss P in my opinion she could not measure up to a pimple on patients ass.

Ph yeah there was always someone in the bathroom that is on the other side of her wall.

I would not repeat I had more pleasure taking a piss LOL. 8 for hh.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelTourer;3228815]Texted Tina / Lexi today. First time seeing her. She answered quickly and follow-up texts were replied to fairly quickly, though a couple times I didn't think a reply was coming.

Got to her address in a decent middle class Palm Bay neighborhood near Emerson and Malabar, like it says in one of her ads. Several vehicles in the driveway so I asked her about them. Possibly a roommate was home in another bedroom. I did not see or hear anyone. House and garage are a bit of a mess. Her room is messy too and I told her she needs to clean that up. Dudes do not want to play in a messy room because it hurts the fantasy.

First thing I noticed about her is how much she reminds me of Patience. Slender body, cute ass (really cute ass), even her face is similar. And to think I was going to leave after seeing all the vehicles in the driveway.

She started off way too quickly. Almost as soon as I dropped my drawers she was ready to slip a cover on. I slowed her down and got some BBBJ. Little kissing, little cuddling, more BBBJ and I was ready. Cover on, mish and finished in K9. I should have stayed in mish longer. Paid for a hhr, got done in 20 min or less. Next time I will slow things down more and go with extra GFE (kissing and BBBJ) before the cover goes on. She seems to get excited and she seems to enjoy sex, or she is a good actress.

I will repeat just to get more of that nice slender body.[/QUOTE]

This is a review of Heather, she is not on the USAG Classifieds, but she will be shortly! And if you can believe this, she had NO IDEA that this forum even existed! I gave her all the info and she is signing up this evening. Now onto the report.

And WHY are there no reports on this girl? How is it possible that I can only seem to find one report on her? I can come up with a couple reasons I'm sure!

First thing, her pics that she has posted on her old BP add are just HORRIBLE and I mean horrible! I told her she needs to fix that immediately. She actually texted me late last evening and told me to make sure I save her info because of the BP shutdown. She had my number from a previous text session but it all fell apart because of the holidays and bad timing. We texted all morning since Tracy was busy moving today, and I am usually carrying on a conversation with her but Heather was very talkative and the chemistry was there. She offered me a sweet deal so we made plans to meet and it all came together.

For those that need to know. She is a smoker but she smelled just awesome! She lives in a really nice neighborhood in a really, really nice house. She shares the house with another BP provider, sorry, I didn't get the name. Her place is beyond safe and there is no usage issues, none whatsoever.

She came out of her garage door to meet me in 6 inch stilettos and something that could only be described as a "jaw dropper". She is a beautiful woman and her body is ROCK hard! She says she hates her ass but what woman does like her ass? LOL! She is all natural, 32 A's and her size, she says in "extra small". Her body is TIGHT and if you like them petite and older, I cannot recommend her any more if I tried! She's never had a kids as far as I can tell by looking at her body. Her hair is awesome and long and she takes really good care of herself. Really good care!

She led me into the house and laid a really nice kiss on me. She was in perfect makeup and it matched the colors and shades of the lingerie she was wearing. Walking behind her was just a sight to behold! Her legs are just, WOW!

When we got to her room, we talked about a few things. She had me get comfy and I was sitting on the edge of the bed checking her out and then just climbed on me and had one leg up on me and one on the floor and she just started making out with me. I pulled her into the bed and the make out session continued and she was very willing to oblige! I thought that any second she was going to remind me that we need to hurry up or we are on a schedules but she just kept pulling me in and we were going at it like schoolkids on our parents bed!

After awhile, I couldn't take it much more and had to get her out of the baby doll lingerie she was wearing and untied it and helped her out of it. She said "I'll keep the stilettos on because you requested them" which just made me even happier to be there! Things continued and throughout, I never felt rushed for one second! Her head game is awesome! Awesome! Everything you might want to do with this girl I believe is on the table, but I never inquired about Greek because everything else just looked so perfect!

I put a cover on Mr Happy and she loves every position and "flexible" doesn't describe this girl! I think I could have tied her in a knot! She totally gets into it and when we were done, we talked for a while longer. Her phone was going off but she never once looked at it, even when we were done and she left her phone going off on her dresser when she walked me out.

Repeat will be taking place I can wholeheartedly assure you! Her rates are $ half, $$ for a whole and her neighborhood and house alone made it worth the price of admission!

If she doesn't have an ad up by this evening and you want to experience this GEM, Let me know.

[QUOTE=Tarpo63;3230325]This is a review of Heather, she is not on the USAG Classifieds, but she will be shortly! And if you can believe this, she had NO IDEA that this forum even existed! I gave her all the info and she is signing up this evening. Now onto the report.

Repeat will be taking place I can wholeheartedly assure you! Her rates are $ half, $$ for a whole and her neighborhood and house alone made it worth the price of admission!

If she doesn't have an ad up by this evening and you want to experience this GEM, Let me know.[/QUOTE]Where is Heather located? Cocoa, Melbourne, Palm Bay?

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3230657]Where is Heather located? Cocoa, Melbourne, Palm Bay?[/QUOTE]DUH! I'm stupid! All the info you need and I forgot to post that!

She is in Merritt Island.

Hello fellow mongers. Only my third post on the board and plus I am from Boston, So take it easy on me! I recently hooked up with Bridgette again while playing the snowbird game. This was my 6th encounter with her and they keep getting better!!I can"t post her link here, because she took it down to be a little discreet!,for a bit. But be patient, and she will repost! She is a sweetheart, Kind, Honest Clean, Fun, Down to earth, Very good conversation, and loves to please!! What more can you ask for?

Just seen Tracy at her new place, a decent clean house in west Cocoa by the 520. Always a fun time she's such a sweetheart complete GFE didn't last long during the headache relief cause it was so good. The cimws is worthy of anything you've seen in the movies [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/86/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/24820-Super-sweet-tracy-here-to-make-your-day-a-better-one-.html[/URL].

I love how she just gets into it so much! Her head game is as they say on the Space Coast board just like they say on the Orlando board, spectacular! The only provider who possibly matches her is Inked Up Angel but the "dependability" factor between Inky and Bridget is night and day and Bridget truly has no management at all. You make plans with Bridget and she is there when she says she will be there, she never tells you "5 minutes please" or asks you to bring things and then makes you wait until you're frustrated and leave. I've strained and pulled muscles while she continued draining me until I was empty! She is the absolute best! And you would think that her being a small, little thing that you can't "give it" to her but She takes it and loves it in any of the 3 places she offers! Then, when you think you might have worn her out and worked her over, she shows you she's ready for more.

And that girl in a thong and stilettos? TALK about a true "sight to see". She has legs that were MADE for stilettos and an ass that was MADE for a thong and her "thong tan" makes me lose it!! She makes it really hard to want to say good bye, which I have a problem with every time I've seen her so I had to curtail my trips to go see her and she KNOWS that and uses that against me to lure me back time and time again! If I could, I'd keep her all for myself!

By the way, if you're interested in it, ask for the "stilettos heel" package when you visit her, its worth it just for the view itself!

[QUOTE=Tarpo63;3233433]I love how she just gets into it so much! Her head game is as they say on the Space Coast board just like they say on the Orlando board, spectacular! The only provider who possibly matches her is Inked Up Angel but the "dependability" factor between Inky and Bridget is night and day and Bridget truly has no management at all. You make plans with Bridget and she is there when she says she will be there, she never tells you "5 minutes please" or asks you to bring things and then makes you wait until you're frustrated and leave. I've strained and pulled muscles while she continued draining me until I was empty! She is the absolute best! And you would think that her being a small, little thing that you can't "give it" to her but She takes it and loves it in any of the 3 places she offers! Then, when you think you might have worn her out and worked her over, she shows you she's ready for more.

And that girl in a thong and stilettos? TALK about a true "sight to see". She has legs that were MADE for stilettos and an ass that was MADE for a thong and her "thong tan" makes me lose it!! She makes it really hard to want to say good bye, which I have a problem with every time I've seen her so I had to curtail my trips to go see her and she KNOWS that and uses that against me to lure me back time and time again! If I could, I'd keep her all for myself!

By the way, if you're interested in it, ask for the "stilettos heel" package when you visit her, its worth it just for the view itself![/QUOTE]Does she have an incall yet? Been a while since I've seen her on USA.

[QUOTE=SuperToung;3232774]Hello fellow mongers. Only my third post on the board and plus I am from Boston, So take it easy on me! I recently hooked up with Bridgette again while playing the snowbird game. This was my 6th encounter with her and they keep getting better!!I can"t post her link here, because she took it down to be a little discreet!,for a bit. But be patient, and she will repost! She is a sweetheart, Kind, Honest Clean, Fun, Down to earth, Very good conversation, and loves to please!! What more can you ask for?[/QUOTE]It looks like you're doing fine. About the only time the forum members will give you grief is if you ask for information without providing any beforehand. Apparently, you already realize that because you've written a review. Bridget is a well reviewed provider and another good review by someone new just adds to her credibility. Besides, if you just read the mighty fine forum regularly, as it appears you have, you won't really have to ask many questions. Welcome aboard!

Been talking w / Jeszi. Jezzi / Jesci / Jessi. You know the one. Seems she has a new incall in west cocoa, has anyone seen her recently and not reported? Last word was she had a few visible sores, also wondering if the new incall is somewhere sketch as hell like peachtree or something. Feel free to pm me.

[QUOTE=Ryuut;3234163]Been talking w / Jeszi. Jezzi / Jesci / Jessi. You know the one. Seems she has a new incall in west cocoa, has anyone seen her recently and not reported? Last word was she had a few visible sores, also wondering if the new incall is somewhere sketch as hell like peachtree or something. Feel free to pm me.[/QUOTE]The one and only time that I saw Jezzi was quite a while ago, probably summer or fall of 2015. I wrote a review shortly after my visit. She had been staying in a motel on Friday Road in Cocoa (near 524 and I-95) that has been converted to an affordable living center. At the time, she told me that she'd been living there for two years. If anybody had seen Chelsea back then, it's the same place. If she's moved, I haven't heard about it.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3234503]The one and only time that I saw Jezzi was quite a while ago, probably summer or fall of 2015. I wrote a review shortly after my visit. She had been staying in a motel on Friday Road in Cocoa (near 524 and I-95) that has been converted to an affordable living center. At the time, she told me that she'd been living there for two years. If anybody had seen Chelsea back then, it's the same place. If she's moved, I haven't heard about it.[/QUOTE]Thanks rw2 k, you're the shit.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3234503]The one and only time that I saw Jezzi was quite a while ago, probably summer or fall of 2015. I wrote a review shortly after my visit. She had been staying in a motel on Friday Road in Cocoa (near 524 and I-95) that has been converted to an affordable living center. At the time, she told me that she'd been living there for two years. If anybody had seen Chelsea back then, it's the same place. If she's moved, I haven't heard about it.[/QUOTE]She is now living in sunrise village off of clearlake in cocoa, a trailer park. I have never done an incall with any provider, and I certainly wouldn't do one here. Go rent a cheap room if necessary, but I wouldn't try to have her where she lives. She still gives the best deep throat ever, and is still a good hearted little thing. I was scheduled to hook up with her this week but had to cancel because I have house guests.

[QUOTE=FloridaRecruit;3234681]She is now living in sunrise village off of clearlake in cocoa, a trailer park. I have never done an incall with any provider, and I certainly wouldn't do one here. Go rent a cheap room if necessary, but I wouldn't try to have her where she lives. She still gives the best deep throat ever, and is still a good hearted little thing. I was scheduled to hook up with her this week but had to cancel because I have house guests.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the update, FR, and I agree whole-heartedly; she is an adorable little cutie.

For all those who wrote and asked and inquired, Bridget is NOT seeing any new clients at this time and if she decides to change that, she will put up a new ad. I suggest writing her quickly next time she does!

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3234909]Thanks for the update, FR, and I agree whole-heartedly; she is an adorable little cutie.[/QUOTE]Not sure I remember her. Anyone have a photo or a link to one?

[QUOTE=Zinger04;3235121]Not sure I remember her. Anyone have a photo or a link to one?[/QUOTE]Here is the link.

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Doesn't matter though, cloths off is much different than cloths on. I went once to the 524 motel and got starred down on my way in, freaked me out. Nice girl but BJ was horrible this one tooth kept dragging. One good thing was missionary she could take it all, I kept stopping short because many have complained but she pulled me in for all of it so I didn't last long, which was fine because I wanted to get the hell outta there. Clay.

Seen her once while in public housing. Nice tits but that's about it. Service unremarkable at best.

Latest report of being at "sunrise" should send a deff warning to why'all.

[QUOTE=ClaytonW;3235198]Here is the link.

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Doesn't matter though, cloths off is much different than cloths on. I went once to the 524 motel and got starred down on my way in, freaked me out. Nice girl but BJ was horrible this one tooth kept dragging. One good thing was missionary she could take it all, I kept stopping short because many have complained but she pulled me in for all of it so I didn't last long, which was fine because I wanted to get the hell outta there. Clay.[/QUOTE]

I was fortunate to be able to spend time with Bridgett yesterday for the first time. She was a complete pleasure to deal with and be with! I contacted her the day before through email and she immediately responded. We decided to meet in the morning and told me that she is up early and mornings are not not a problem. She told me about a spot she likes along the river which sounded interesting. The morning arrived and it was a chilly 49 and I had an incall location available, so I asked if she would come to me. She stated no problem and she kept in great communication and showed up exactly on time. Even gave me a 10 minute out notice (this is a really nice quality). She is petite and in good shape, in her 40's and very clean. She loves nature and the outdoors and it does show some in her sun-exposed skin. She is amazing to be with. I would say GFE / PSE experience. She wants to please you and she is not a clock watcher at all. If she likes you, she has a FULL menu and enjoys it all! I like the way she staired into my eyes when she could and she is very orgasmic. I've placed her on my short list and will certainly she often!

Another great visit with Tracy. Clean decent incall near Clearlake and 520. Always GFE treats me like a long lost lover / all around best bang for the buck I've had. After our session went out for dinner geat company fun smart. Wish I could make her my mistress. [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/86/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/24820-Super-sweet-tracy-here-to-make-your-day-a-better-one-.html[/URL].

[QUOTE=ScottFlMahalo;3246926]I was fortunate to be able to spend time with Bridgett yesterday for the first time. She was a complete pleasure to deal with and be with! I contacted her the day before through email and she immediately responded. We decided to meet in the morning and told me that she is up early and mornings are not not a problem. She told me about a spot she likes along the river which sounded interesting. The morning arrived and it was a chilly 49 and I had an incall location available, so I asked if she would come to me. She stated no problem and she kept in great communication and showed up exactly on time. Even gave me a 10 minute out notice (this is a really nice quality). She is petite and in good shape, in her 40's and very clean. She loves nature and the outdoors and it does show some in her sun-exposed skin. She is amazing to be with. I would say GFE / PSE experience. She wants to please you and she is not a clock watcher at all. If she likes you, she has a FULL menu and enjoys it all! I like the way she staired into my eyes when she could and she is very orgasmic. I've placed her on my short list and will certainly she often![/QUOTE]She sounds real nice. Pm me her digits and location.

I finally had the opportunity to visit with Dana the other day when I was in the area. Speaking for myself I now know why Roadwarrior has spent so much time with her. For me she was very easy to make an appointment with, she's very good at communicating, she's romantic, sexy, erotic, and I for one love that body of her's. Although I was somewhat limited on time she more than satisfied my cravings and I'm definitely going for a return visit the next time I'm in the area. I smiled all the way home!

Hey guys,

Just found out CrazyWet is available for outcall only. PM me for contact.

GK.

When did Wendy start advertising on usga? She is a real blast but has never been full service for me? Is she full service? Is there something I need to do to expand the menu?

[QUOTE=Megawatts;3267254]When did Wendy start advertising on usga? She is a real blast but has never been full service for me? Is she full service? Is there something I need to do to expand the menu?[/QUOTE]She started when BP censored their adult listings. I've never seen her for services but doubt they have changed.

Saw her a month ago, only thing on menu for me is HE, and prostate massage. She will take off her top but does not like roaming. She is a nice lady and has a clean studio. You have to let her know in advance if you want a TS because she sets up differently. I saw her about a year ago and since then she has done major ink on back and shoulders. Might take me another year to go back.