EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

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I'm a real fan of deep pressure, so I tried the above service on a recommendation. The massage was excellent. The kind of firm and vigorous body work that an older woman would dole out at a Russian banya. The downside is that she was indeed an older Russian woman. The only other complaint was that once the finish was complete, we were barely past the 45 minute mark. She was friendly and the clean-up was done with care, but for 1.2, I'd probably stay with CT.

If looks aren't a priority, but a therapeutic experience with an ending is, I might actually recommend them.

[QUOTE=Zeuss;2489831]It's plausible, especially since it's real close to where she lives but I highly doubt it for the reasons Kellster gave.[/QUOTE]She also works at tat's under the name Liana or Lana, she is blonde skinny and older and offers a CBJ with a 60 dollar tip. She is not the same victoria that runs / works at seventh.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2515794]She also works at tat's under the name Liana or Lana, she is blonde skinny and older and offers a CBJ with a 60 dollar tip. She is not the same victoria that runs / works at seventh.[/QUOTE]

Thank you for the heads-up. I didn't know she used a different name at CT. Girls seem to use an alias for each location, in order to monitor the online chatter about themselves.

Liana: I'd personally avoid, but to each their own. An older string bean with a weak chin and boring attitude. Extras? Sure, but why bother?

Mary: Long blond hair, nice athletic frame, younger but with average facial features. Provides a decent massage, but with all her mixed signals, she seems extremely YMMV on a first visit.

K: Younger brunette with medium pressure bodywork skills. She's been at it for a few years, so she's not naive. Easy one for extras without feeling like you're dealing with a loose cannon. Strong minded without being strict, she makes the session enjoyable.

I: Slender 30-something, with longer brown hair. She gave an awesome deep pressure session on my very first visit. I've heard she's very YMMV for others, but I left overjoyed. Even more room for exploration on my return visit.

Nat: Busty hold-over from Accurate. Friendly and slightly heavier in her older age, she still seems very pleasant.

Vicky: Their oldest provider on staff. Unless she is an absolute MILF, I'm avoiding.

Nada: Haven't seen this blond, but apparently she's been around. Another girl on staff said she does 4-hands sessions, but I'm waiting for a good user recommendation.

Tatiana: Would've seen this one by now, but she's away. (Strange, but Nat from Golden is also away. Summer must be a popular time to return to the homeland for a family visit).

My quest has been to find a regular CMT with deep pressure skills, a certain degree of youth (age or attitude in the least), and a full European top. You'd think it would be easy, but it's not. "I" who works down the hall from CT comes close. She is a fierce competitor of these ladies. She's a 36 C or D the and rather attractive, but extremely strict, sarcastic, and YMMV. If anyone ever got topless with her, you are a wizard.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2516499]Thank you for the heads-up. I didn't know she used a different name at CT. Girls seem to use an alias for each location, in order to monitor the online chatter about themselves.

Liana: I'd personally avoid, but to each their own. An older string bean with a weak chin and boring attitude. Extras? Sure, but why bother?

Mary: Long blond hair, nice athletic frame, younger but with average facial features. Provides a decent massage, but with all her mixed signals, she seems extremely YMMV on a first visit.

K: Younger brunette with medium pressure bodywork skills. She's been at it for a few years, so she's not naive. Easy one for extras without feeling like you're dealing with a loose cannon. Strong minded without being strict, she makes the session enjoyable.

I: Slender 30-something, with longer brown hair. She gave an awesome deep pressure session on my very first visit. I've heard she's very YMMV for others, but I left overjoyed. Even more room for exploration on my return visit.

Nat: Busty hold-over from Accurate. Friendly and slightly heavier in her older age, she still seems very pleasant.

Vicky: Their oldest provider on staff. Unless she is an absolute MILF, I'm avoiding.

Nada: Haven't seen this blond, but apparently she's been around. Another girl on staff said she does 4-hands sessions, but I'm waiting for a good user recommendation.

Tatiana: Would've seen this one by now, but she's away. (Strange, but Nat from Golden is also away. Summer must be a popular time to return to the homeland for a family visit).

My quest has been to find a regular CMT with deep pressure skills, a certain degree of youth (age or attitude in the least), and a full European top. You'd think it would be easy, but it's not. "I" who works down the hall from CT comes close. She is a fierce competitor of these ladies. She's a 36 C or D the and rather attractive, but extremely strict, sarcastic, and YMMV. If anyone ever got topless with her, you are a wizard.[/QUOTE]Liana / Lana is good for a BJ, other then that she will also rush you out the door. I can not do tat's anymore because I have been rushed out the door many times. Once you become regulars at these places you will get more extras obviously but the massage quality no longer exists. BTW you should contact dana and ask about her friends in the nw burbs, she has some hot tie practitioners and some are top heavy to say the least. There are some new euro spots in the Russian and Polish classifieds.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2510843][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/luxurious-body-massage-224-616-4852/13412400[/URL]

I'm a real fan of deep pressure, so I tried the above service on a recommendation. The massage was excellent. The kind of firm and vigorous body work that an older woman would dole out at a Russian banya. The downside is that she was indeed an older Russian woman. The only other complaint was that once the finish was complete, we were barely past the 45 minute mark. She was friendly and the clean-up was done with care, but for 1.2, I'd probably stay with CT.

If looks aren't a priority, but a therapeutic experience with an ending is, I might actually recommend them.[/QUOTE]She is a very good providers let's just say there is a huge menu after the massage, as in she will massage a certain part of you body with your mouth.

Curious if tipping at EMP is same as AMP. I operate under the assumption that $40 is right for ending, anything above that is appropriate for superior ending?

Am I on the right track?

Looking for phone or ad for Massage Mantra. PM is fine if you prefer.

Any other info you would like to share would be great.

Isn't. 4 the standard for HE at AMP?

I have limited experience w EMP but my understanding is the standard at EMP is. 20 or. 30 more.

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;2522556]Curious if tipping at EMP is same as AMP. I operate under the assumption that $40 is right for ending, anything above that is appropriate for superior ending?

Am I on the right track?[/QUOTE]

North burbs EMP's are 75 for the 1 hour massage, with a tip of 45 or 55 for HJ with a YMMV level of roaming.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2522304]She is a very good providers let's just say there is a huge menu after the massage, as in she will massage a certain part of you body with your mouth.[/QUOTE]You are correct. In the early moments of the massage, she remarked that I was very flexible. We chuckled and she continued, telling me we'll see how flexible I really am at the end of the massage. Something about the exact phrasing told me it was a playful invitation for FS, but I could be wrong. I go for younger massage therapists, so I was just pleased she gave a deep pressure session that would rival that of a spa.

Thanks for the PM tips on EMP's. Wound up at CT and had a good time. Wanting to try Mantra.

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;2533557]Thanks for the PM tips on EMP's. Wound up at CT and had a good time. Wanting to try Mantra.[/QUOTE]I wound up a CT as well. Had Inga again. Inga has amazing massage skills and is hot.

Hi fellow mongers. I've been at this about 5 years and am new to this forum. Glad to see some familiar names from RMap. Tired of AMP and not very active anymore but exploring the EMP scene. Before asking for advice here are some old notes. PM me for details.

Maria's: did some homework here and went in July 3. Fine experience as reported by others. Called to set appt and was given two names. I said the first was fine and now can't remember her damn name, sorry. She was an older 40'ishprovider, tall thin lady with mid-length dark hair. Good massage. Not much talking or teasing at first so I settled in to just enjoy the massage thinking 1st time doesn't always deliver, but I gave her the standard signals of enjoyment as she worked my ass and she pressed her legs against my arm with her legs and inner thigh. Didn't want to rush my first visit and was happy with a little OTC while she bent over to admire her handiwork up close. I left happy. 75 hr plus. 40. A young but sort of fat chick was there as I left, and I saw another monger on the way in as I got in the car, so maybe he can clarify the names.

Megi's: last visit about a year ago. Saw Megi in the advice of another minger who said seeing her first is required. Good happy massage, but Megi's got some nasty scars from a bad boob job or something. Thought about going back but it's out of the way for me. . 75 hr plus. 40.

Tat's in Shermer: several visits with different providers ranging from shutout to standard HE to nude BBBJ. All average looks in late 30's or 40's although I hear there are more attractive girls there. All for same 1 hr fee and 40 tip with no discussion or haggling. YMMV for sure. . 75 hr plus. 40.

Will explore the EMP situation downtown and north burbs. Legit massage with hot looking therapists is good with me also so I will try Fantastic in Deerfield some day. Keep the info flowing and be safe.

Hi guys. I've been at this a few years and just joined this forum. Happy to see some familiar names from RMaps. I've gotten tired of AMP and have dabbled with EMP. Before asking advice I'll share some notes.

First up: Maria's Massage on Bronx. Based on comments here I called July 3 to make an appt for mid-afternoon. Was given two names and said the first available would be fine -sorry, damn, I don't remember her name now! Tall thin Russian lady about 40 yo. Nice face but not a model by any stretch. Dark mid-length hair. Anyway, I went in not expecting much on the first visit, but I gave the standard signs by leaving the folded sheet over just my ass and complementing her on the massage especially as she worked my ass. There wasn't much teasing at first but she did press against my arm as she worked. Just before the flip she removed the sheet for some long Swedish strokes to test the waters, and again I compemented her touch. Covered at first after the flip but in the end I left happy with a little OTC while she bent down close to admire her handiwork.

Only negative is that she gave me a hot towe and box of tissue to clean myself up. I hate that. Still a good afternoon. . 75 hr plus. 40. No haggling or discussion of $.

On the way out I saw a younger and very chubby girl waiting for her customer. Another monger was walking in as I got in the car so maybe he can clarify the names.

I've been a few times over the past couple years. Your massage and your mileage will vary. Massage = genuine therapy to bullshit kneading of the dough. Extras = nothing to standard HE to nude BJ. All middle age and decent looks but no models or even former models. I've heard there are a couple good looking girls including some who work at Tat's other locAtion and are available for appointment in Shermer Rd building but I have not confirmed this. Fees. 75 hr plus. 40. I never negotiate in advance so that probably makes things hard to predict. I will try CT and have nothing against a good legit massage from a sexy young provider so I'll also try Fantastic. Thanks for all the good tips in this forum.

I saw Megi about a year ago on the advice of a RMaps member who said you've got to make your first appt with Megi before meeting the other girls, and I believe that's still true. I made an appointment and found that Megi is a sweet lady who gives a good massage. She's got huge knockers if you're into that, but back then she had a big nasty scar maybe from a boob job gone bad. Anyway after we got to know each other a little bit I settled into the massage and left her place in good spirits after she took care of business. Standard EMP pricing of. 75 hr plus. 40 with no discussion or haggling. I'd recommend a first visit and then ask Megi for recommendations to meet your tastes. I always planned to return but it's way out of my way so I stayed mostly with AMP until getting bored with that and returning to the hunt for EMP.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;2542222]Legit massage with hot looking therapists is good with me also so I will try Fantastic in Deerfield some day.[/QUOTE]

I personally have the hots for Kaya at Fantastic. Flirty and shapely, but nobody has ever gotten extras from her.* If you're looking for legit and friendly, it can be a nice break from the cool demeanor usually found in other Euro women.

*If I'm wrong, please correct me!

Thanks. BTW, is TS more of an AMP speciality? At least I haven't come across it being offered in the EMPs I had visited.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2523003]North burbs EMP's are 75 for the 1 hour massage, with a tip of 45 or 55 for HJ with a YMMV level of roaming.[/QUOTE]

I believe Megi's has a TS, but they are so hit-or-miss, it's not worth the trouble. Tatiana's on Milwaukee Avenue has one as well. They made me wear soccer shots and extras were neither hinted at nor given.

Lisuania's had a great TS, but they were shut down years ago. They also had attractive young girls on staff. I've yet to find another EMP with that magic combination. My suggestion would be to hit up legit spa's that have a Vichi shower table, become a regular, and see if any flirty Euros know the lyrics to "Singing in the Rain".

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2542907]Thanks. BTW, is TS more of an AMP speciality? At least I haven't come across it being offered in the EMPs I had visited.[/QUOTE]

They made you wear soccer shorts for TS. Wow! I haven't heard that before. Do they actually give out shorts for men to wear? LOL.

I should try the couple places you mentioned and gain the experience!

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2544020]I believe Megi's has a TS, but they are so hit-or-miss, it's not worth the trouble. Tatiana's on Milwaukee Avenue has one as well. They made me wear soccer shots and extras were neither hinted at nor given.

Lisuania's had a great TS, but they were shut down years ago. They also had attractive young girls on staff. I've yet to find another EMP with that magic combination. My suggestion would be to hit up legit spa's that have a Vichi shower table, become a regular, and see if any flirty Euros know the lyrics to "Singing in the Rain".[/QUOTE]

Pardon the dumb question, but assuming places like CT require you to schedule an appt, or do they take walk ins too? If calling ahead is needed, should I ask who is working that day or do they ask if you're looking for someone specific? As a first-timer I'm not going to know any of them but some that have been reviewed sound intriguing. Understand it may all just be luck of the draw but don't want to screw anything up before even walking in the door. Not expecting anyone to share all their secrets with a noob, just hoping for a little direction on proper protocal.

Thanks.

Whilst walking the neighborhood around Diana's place at Wells & Illinois I spotted a small spa on the north side of Wells with an absolutely stunning young lady at the reception desk. The place is called Achaa Spa. Anyone with experience there? The website lists a number of fancy skin treatments and massages. The prices are outrageous for walk-in walk-out service and more of the sort you would find at a resort spa with views of the ocean. But that receptionist will stay in your dreams for quite some time.

[QUOTE=JacksPlat499;2544805]Pardon the dumb question, but assuming places like CT require you to schedule an appt, or do they take walk ins too? If calling ahead is needed, should I ask who is working that day or do they ask if you're looking for someone specific? As a first-timer I'm not going to know any of them but some that have been reviewed sound intriguing. Understand it may all just be luck of the draw but don't want to screw anything up before even walking in the door. Not expecting anyone to share all their secrets with a noob, just hoping for a little direction on proper protocal.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Must call ahead (for CT for sure, and I believe for GH).

For my first visit I did NOT ask who was working, just showed up where they told me.

I have received pms from seniors and also read on this board that asking who is available is NOT a screw up.

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;2545958]Must call ahead (for CT for sure, and I believe for GH).

For my first visit I did NOT ask who was working, just showed up where they told me.

I have received pms from seniors and also read on this board that asking who is available is NOT a screw up.[/QUOTE]Thanks for this, probably being overly paranoid but for places that don't have ads in the usual places and are only really found via Google, do they ask how you found them or am I over thinking this? Assuming I would just say that I googled European massage in town _ and said business showed up in the search results, but didn't know if there was anything more beneficial.

[QUOTE=JacksPlat499;2546069]Thanks for this, probably being overly paranoid but for places that don't have ads in the usual places and are only really found via Google, do they ask how you found them or am I over thinking this? Assuming I would just say that I googled European massage in town _ and said business showed up in the search results, but didn't know if there was anything more beneficial.[/QUOTE]PM'ed you.

Thanks for all of the advice, will report after I am able to pay a visit next week.

Think I saw a mid 30's to mid 40's therapist outside CT. Shorter red hair and a killer smile.

Does she work at CT? Anyone PM me a name?

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;2548390]Think I saw a mid 30's to mid 40's therapist outside CT. Shorter red hair and a killer smile.

Does she work at CT? Anyone PM me a name?[/QUOTE]Tanja is slender with shorter, bobbed hair. More brown than red when I saw her, but that was last season.

Either way, she's friendly and kind, has good therapeutic skills, and will leave you relaxed before you leave.

I received a text about the package deal. Buy 3 massages, get the 4th free.

I first saw her a few months ago. Scheduling conflicts forced me to wait until recently to see her again. As with many Euros, the first visit will only leave you with plenty of teasing and self-serve opportunities. It's usually the follow up visit that will yield extras. Unfortunately, I waiting so long, she still only offered heavy teasing and a deep pressure massage when I returned.

This goes back to why I mention the package deal. I agree with Xabi, that if you find a Euro you like, it's wise to return within the following week. Strike while the iron is hot. The MM therapist is very attractive and her massage rocks. I'm curious if anyone has ever taken the plunge and splurged on a package deal at an EMP. Are the extras any better, or is it strictly an expensive marketing gimmick?

This is very interesting. I am thinking of taking one for the team. I have had great luck with euro providers that provide incall in there homes, wish me luck.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5128692528.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2548714]Tanja is slender with shorter, bobbed hair. More brown than red when I saw her, but that was last season.

Either way, she's friendly and kind, has good therapeutic skills, and will leave you relaxed before you leave.[/QUOTE]If this gal was Tanja, I have to figure out how to get an appointment with her. She had a smile and general demeanor that looked super upbeat and fun. While I have had nice sessions with the therapist I have seen there, she is a bit distant.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2550247]This is very interesting. I am thinking of taking one for the team. I have had great luck with euro providers that provide incall in there homes, wish me luck.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5128692528.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Hi Monk,

I used to see a Maria who worked at 7th Heaven in Northbrook years ago. She was blond, fair skin, thin, 5'6". Early 30's. She left and went to a place on Dundee Rd in Buffalo Grove which eventually closed that location and I lost track of her, If you see this gal and she resembles her-do me a favor and let me know. I'd love to reconnect with her. She was cute and gave a pretty good massage.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2551083]Hi Monk,

I used to see a Maria who worked at 7th Heaven in Northbrook years ago. She was blond, fair skin, thin, 5'6". Early 30's. She left and went to a place on Dundee Rd in Buffalo Grove which eventually closed that location and I lost track of her, If you see this gal and she resembles her-do me a favor and let me know. I'd love to reconnect with her. She was cute and gave a pretty good massage.[/QUOTE]I will let you know, she said that she was Serbian. Did not get a chance today, will try tnrw.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2551083]I used to see a Maria who worked at 7th Heaven in Northbrook years ago... She was cute and gave a pretty good massage.[/QUOTE]Likewise, if anyone knows the secret to making an appointment happen with 7th Heaven Veronika, do tell. It's seems like she's left all the massage duties to other less attractive women.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2551083]Hi Monk,

I used to see a Maria who worked at 7th Heaven in Northbrook years ago. She was blond, fair skin, thin, 5'6". Early 30's. She left and went to a place on Dundee Rd in Buffalo Grove which eventually closed that location and I lost track of her, If you see this gal and she resembles her-do me a favor and let me know. I'd love to reconnect with her. She was cute and gave a pretty good massage.[/QUOTE]I could be wrong, but after she stopped working at the EMP, she started to work out of her basement of her town home in Arlington Heights.

She also worked out of an EMP in Schaumburg.

I saw her once but was denied extras, she told me "I can't do that to you in my house".

She has not run an add in years that I have seen.

[QUOTE=Lakecoguy;2551394]I could be wrong, but after she stopped working at the EMP, she started to work out of her basement of her town home in Arlington Heights.

She also worked out of an EMP in Schaumburg.

I saw her once but was denied extras, she told me "I can't do that to you in my house".

She has not run an add in years that I have seen.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the response. Hmnn. If you still have her digits pm me. It sounds like that was a long time ago though. The only EMP's I know in Schaumburg are Golden and Tatiana's. Never been to that Tatiana's location- only the one in Northbrook and that was years ago. Been to Golden Hands- never saw her there.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2552633]The only EMP's I know in Schaumburg are Golden and Tatiana's.[/QUOTE]Anyone remember Skin Professionals, located in a sprawling office park on Plum Grove Road? I had a decent 4-hands session there about 3 years ago, before they closed. I had a very pretty and slender blonde Ukrainian paired with a very young American-Romanian cutie named Molly. I really liked Molly. She played legit on our first visit together, until I asked her if she had any tattoos. She gladly hiked her Summer skirt up to her waist and allowed me a peak. I roamed her college co-ed thighs for some self-serve (first visit, so who am I to complain?) I was ready to go back to reap the rewards of a follow-up, but they closed their doors for good.

Anyone know if they moved their operation else ware?

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2555160]Anyone remember Skin Professionals, located in a sprawling office park on Plum Grove Road? I had a decent 4-hands session there about 3 years ago, before they closed. I had a very pretty and slender blonde Ukrainian paired with a very young American-Romanian cutie named Molly. I really liked Molly. She played legit on our first visit together, until I asked her if she had any tattoos. She gladly hiked her Summer skirt up to her waist and allowed me a peak. I roamed her college co-ed thighs for some self-serve (first visit, so who am I to complain?) I was ready to go back to reap the rewards of a follow-up, but they closed their doors for good.

Anyone know if they moved their operation else ware?[/QUOTE]I agree I liked them too. Was sorry to see them close. I have never heard about them re opening.

Hey monk did you ever go and see this one? Curious about her also thanks.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2550247]This is very interesting. I am thinking of taking one for the team. I have had great luck with euro providers that provide incall in there homes, wish me luck.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5128692528.html[/URL][/QUOTE]

Went to Tat's in Schaumburg. I asked for one of the young hotties but Liana (pronounced Lena) showed up. Not impressed at all and left very unhappy. If you make an apt, I recommend telling them that you will leave if the wrong girl shows up. Went there twice and got different girls both times.