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[QUOTE=Dover Key; 1381906]I saw Mercedes last week. She really puts you through the ringer when it comes to proving you're not LE. In the end it was 100% worth it though, with her great service. She looks just like her pic and the price was right.

[url]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sxst-vxn-n-bkpg-wth-th-bod-to-mtch-mmmmmm-21/5364896[/url][/QUOTE]That is some real good black pussy. I have seen her twice. Fucked and sucked that pussy good. She was cumin all over the place. Pussy was so juicy and wet.

I've been in the game since I was a wee little 18 year old (twenty-two years ago Friday!) , and this is the first time I've posted a negative.

I've been a member on the boards a while, few long-timers might recognize the name from back when Badger Road mattered.

Anyway, I tried to set up a meeting with Tricia (608-446-2319/kat.v82@gmail.com). Her LE screening got to be a little much for me, so I politely told her I wasn't interested. A few hours later she emailed me accusing me of calling her a fat black lady and telling me that her clients are going to get me.

Maybe I caught her on a bad day, maybe she's having some problem, but she's been emailing me threats and other angry things for a few hours now. If you want to avoid it, then don't take a chance with her.

Not saying you shouldn't- just saying that this is almost as much of a pain in the ass as the wife.

[QUOTE=Smoke76; 1402005]I've been in the game since I was a wee little 18 year old (twenty-two years ago Friday!) , and this is the first time I've posted a negative.

I've been a member on the boards a while, few long-timers might recognize the name from back when Badger Road mattered.

Anyway, I tried to set up a meeting with Tricia (608-446-2319/kat.v82@gmail.com). Her LE screening got to be a little much for me, so I politely told her I wasn't interested. A few hours later she emailed me accusing me of calling her a fat black lady and telling me that her clients are going to get me.

Maybe I caught her on a bad day, maybe she's having some problem, but she's been emailing me threats and other angry things for a few hours now. If you want to avoid it, then don't take a chance with her.

Not saying you shouldn't- just saying that this is almost as much of a pain in the ass as the wife.[/QUOTE]Sometimes the shit happens. Thanks for the warning

[QUOTE=Howard5354;1402329]Sometimes the shit happens. Thanks for the warning[/QUOTE]Yep, and it's no harm, no foul- like I said, not trying to discourage people from seeing her. But maybe take some precautions in case the crazy comes out.

I read that her she's flabby but the pics are real. That's the only nice think I read. Doesn't sound good:

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[QUOTE=Howard5354;1400368]That is some real good black pussy. I have seen her twice. Fucked and sucked that pussy good. She was cumin all over the place. Pussy was so juicy and wet.[/QUOTE]Yep, she stood over me and frigged herself until she squirted. I love eating that b1tch, she really gets into it. Howard, if I'm not mistaken, you are an African American. How did you get Mercades to give you a try. (I don't have a problem with it, I'm just wondering.)

Regardless of our race, Mercades is a treat everyone should eat. It doesn't hurt to see her squirt.

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Pictures are her, ok looks and body, a few tattoos. From the south so she has that southern cracker accent. FS, CBJ, DATY. She doesn't like to be on top so I did my best driving her into the mattress. She did O during DATY, that's always a plus. Friendly gal, we chatted a bit afterwards. For 1. 5 it was ok. Kinda average for the BP girls I have seen lately. Nothing sets her apart.

Oh, boohoo. I suckered for some too-good-to-be-true pics and the girl who opened the door didn't look like the girl that I suckered for, but I was there and I didn't have the balls to walk away so I paid this girl and she didn't perform for shit and now I feel bad. Boohoohoo.

Check tineye. Com.

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Pics spread across the internet like birdshit in a berry patch.

Look, if you don't have Google / Chrome on your 'puter right now, download it. Once it's downloaded, go to [url]http://www.tineye.com.[/url] Download the Tineye extension for Chrome and install it. (It's really easy). Now when you're cruising backpage for pussy, you just right-click on the photo. Choose [blue]Search for Image on Tineye[/blue] And voila! Tineye searches for that pic, and that pic only. It opens a new tab under the tab your jerkin' yer gherkin to, so you don't even have to miss a stroke. Never be taken in again by some babe that's only a little uglier than your sister pirating pics from somewhere across the country, or even across the world!

So kwichyerbelliakin and use the fucking internet to your advantage.

Watch out for the black gal on Madison east side by the highway (as she posted). Pictures are not her. Bad attitude, no service, bad news. Has a black girl with her. Scary too.

[QUOTE=Ruester;1426277]Watch out for the black gal on Madison east side by the highway (as she posted). Pictures are not her. Bad attitude, no service, bad news. Has a black girl with her. Scary too.[/QUOTE]Any more info would be good! On the eastside by the highway only norrows it down to 6-7 ladys

[QUOTE=Ruester;1426277]Watch out for the black gal on Madison east side by the highway (as she posted). Pictures are not her. Bad attitude, no service, bad news. Has a black girl with her. Scary too.[/QUOTE]Yeah let us know cause there is a lot of black pussy on the east side.

Dude, you want some good black pussy, then give Mercedes a call. She is always running a special She will fuck you all day so take a little extra You got a strong endorsement from me and Choochie. We cannot handle all that good pussy. So go get yourself a taste and leave those other BP east side hoochie mamas alone.

Cause once you get in that pussy you will never want to come out. She is a fucking machine with a tight body. I may go by and get me a little taste.

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1416610]Oh, boohoo. I suckered for some too-good-to-be-true pics and the girl who opened the door didn't look like the girl that I suckered for, but I was there and I didn't have the balls to walk away so I paid this girl and she didn't perform for shit and now I feel bad. Boohoohoo.

Check tineye. Com.

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Pics spread across the internet like birdshit in a berry patch.

Look, if you don't have Google / Chrome on your 'puter right now, download it. Once it's downloaded, go to.

[url]http://www.tineye.com.[/url]

Download the Tineye extension for Chrome and install it. (It's really easy). Now when you're cruising backpage for pussy, you just right-click on the photo. Choose [blue]Search for Image on Tineye[/blue] And voila! Tineye searches for that pic, and that pic only. It opens a new tab under the tab your jerkin' yer gherkin to, so you don't even have to miss a stroke. Never be taken in again by some babe that's only a little uglier than your sister pirating pics from somewhere across the country, or even across the world!

So kwichyerbelliakin and use the fucking internet to your advantage.[/QUOTE]

I got to see her yesterday at her house over off Stoughton Road. Has a female roommate. She was pretty cool but straight forward $. For the half hour and told me what time it was when we started. Overall decent experience, would probably repeat. Great set of tits, started with a CBJ and ended with her riding me out with a CF. Not bad, actually looked like her pictures for the most part.

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Ok guys, I had a whole rant written up about what a bunch of dickwads we are. Howard and I have been touting Mercades as THE BEST provider in Madison, and then I see reports of people being disappointed, being ripped off, and being left unsatisfied. Does this mean they can type, but they can't read?

So here's the deal. Because I believe Mercades to be the top notch provider she is, and I believe in the purpose of this board is to share good experiences with my fellow mongers, here's what I did. I called Mercades. I told her that Howard and I have been lauding her to everyone. I told her I can't understand why the posters, the lurkers and the horny bastards that call this board home haven't been jangling her phone off. So here's what she proposed. This is the Howard / Coochie USA Sex guide promo to end all promos.

Mercades will host you for $75 instead of her usual $80. All you have to do is to mention Coochie or Howard, and you get the half hour for $75 instead of the full price. Now here's the catch. If she doesn't rock your world, if you're not completely satisfied, then $75 is all it costs. If she's half as good as we say she is, then you need to drop a $15 tip on her. So in essence, you get to "Try Before You Buy!"

Mercades now has a girl working with her, so this special is for Mercades alone and does not extend to the other girl.

Call now guys! She's the best and is willing to prove it!

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Good deal Coochie, I am going to hit that ass myself this weekend. That pussy is too damn hot to be left alone. So go over and sample that pussy, for 75 dollars, shit, you cannot beat it. I am going to also sample the other long legged honey working with her. She is sexy. I have stopped chasing all tthose BP girls and avoid all the fakes. I know Mercedes got some good pussy. I will let you know about the other girls cause I am going to tase her

Little pussy this weekend. Dudes, take it from me and Choocie, this is some good ass pussy. Now, why are we pushing Mercedes? We are not pimps aand do not get free pussy. We want this lady to remain in Madison and not move but if she cannot get more clients then she will have no choice but to go where she can get paid. I have fucked a lot of girls in Madison but this is by far the best pussy I have had and it will not break the bank.

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1428814]Ok guys, I had a whole rant written up about what a bunch of dickwads we are. Howard and I have been touting Mercades as THE BEST provider in Madison, and then I see reports of people being disappointed, being ripped off, and being left unsatisfied. Does this mean they can type, but they can't read?

So here's the deal. Because I believe Mercades to be the top notch provider she is, and I believe in the purpose of this board is to share good experiences with my fellow mongers, here's what I did. I called Mercades. I told her that Howard and I have been lauding her to everyone. I told her I can't understand why the posters, the lurkers and the horny bastards that call this board home haven't been jangling her phone off. So here's what she proposed. This is the Howard / Coochie USA Sex guide promo to end all promos.

Mercades will host you for $75 instead of her usual $80. All you have to do is to mention Coochie or Howard, and you get the half hour for $75 instead of the full price. Now here's the catch. If she doesn't rock your world, if you're not completely satisfied, then $75 is all it costs. If she's half as good as we say she is, then you need to drop a $15 tip on her. So in essence, you get to "Try Before You Buy!"

Mercades now has a girl working with her, so this special is for Mercades alone and does not extend to the other girl.

Call now guys! She's the best and is willing to prove it!

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