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I went and saw her today and rest assured, she is who she says she is, a sweet little cutie from California that does an excellent job. She says she's 19, and based on seeing her nekkid, she looks and feels 19 to me, but what does an old geezer like me know?
She meets you at the door with a smile, is pleasant to talk to, likes to kiss and rub, and can really do the deed in several positions, several of which she suggested. She's no hardbody, but has a lovely rump as you're doing it doggy.
Baltimoronic is new, but he started off with a great post #1 and I fully concur on his review of "Honey".
Don't know about Edscout, that was a weird-sounding, poorly spelled review, but all I can tell you is that Honey is great. I would happily see her again.
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[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]Odd to see this post. I got an e-mail from the "Laguna Babe" herself. It reads as follows:



You all can judge for yourselves. Quite the tidy explanation, and she obligingly gives her middle name! Furthermore, both Baltimoronic and Laguna In his/her/their post/message confuse my post with Smiling Fox's post about her age. I never mentioned her age. So the poster who first brought her to the board's attention and the alleged provider herself BOTH make the same mistake? I submit that they/he/she/it are the same person, as is Edscout, a one time posted who also sang her praises. And another thing. If this site is better than TER, why does Moronic only have 7 posts? And at least one trying to explain his shilling for this person who he says he has no connection to. I leave it to you, dear reader, to decide for yourself, but

Something smells here...

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]

A couple hours before I saw Honey, I saw Lisa. Same motel.
I'm not sure this is her in the picture, but she looks very good in person. If it's not her, I'm not sure why she would use a fake picture, she's quite pretty. Opens the door wearing some naughty little underthings and stripper heels, smells nice, doesn't smoke, is quite pleasant to talk to, has a couple small tattoos, real nice shape and skin, and performs very well.
From South Jersey. I would repeat with her.
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[QUOTE=Joseleche]Any hit this yet? Stealth Mode I have a mission for you!!! LOL
Stephanie

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mixxed-exotic-beauty-visiting-up-all-night-100-ultimate-exxxperience-21/2525619[/url][/QUOTE]Yeah I hit that. She is very attractive but not GFE. She has rules no titie sucking ,no kissing,covered Bj. She told me shes GFE that was a lie. But she did take the pipe in several positions. I will not repeat.

[QUOTE=Hugh Jardon]A couple hours before I saw Honey, I saw Lisa. Same motel.
I'm not sure this is her in the picture, but she looks very good in person. If it's not her, I'm not sure why she would use a fake picture, she's quite pretty. Opens the door wearing some naughty little underthings and stripper heels, smells nice, doesn't smoke, is quite pleasant to talk to, has a couple small tattoos, real nice shape and skin, and performs very well.
From South Jersey. I would repeat with her.
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She shows up on Russian porn sites, such as this one:
[url]http://www.fishki.net/comment.php?id=29682[/url]
(scroll down about 1/3 of the way to see her)

Still, if the real girl looks this good, then I definitely have to go see her

Ok, the curiosity did me in and went to see for myself.

Here's the good news:
1. She's for real, her photos are for real, and she's MUCH better looking than her photos. Her current hair style is the lighter blonde, not the reddish blonde photos.
2. Because it troubled her that some doubted her age claim, I suggested she let me verify it for you. (Yes, she looks 19, yes her skins feels like 19, but guys -- I checked her driver's license. She is NOT claiming to be younger than she is. She's legal -- but just barely.)
3. She is lots of fun and a GREAT kisser
4. I left fully satisfied, glad I went, and will repeat

Part of the confusion about her came from that ridiculous post from EdScout. I'd say, after being there, to just ignore that post. The posts by Baltimoronic and Hugh Jardon were consistent with my experience. However, another part of the confusion came because she is so young, she hasn't quite figured out the marketing/business end of the business. So she's made some marketing errors. If a more experienced provider took her under her wing and gave her some guidance, it would help her.

She's not local, is apparently leaving tomorrow but says she will be back. I'll go see her again when she does.

BP: [url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/last-day-here-_-andhearts-_-come-see-honey-_-andhearts-_-specials-19/2554689[/url]

By the way, just after we got started, their was a knock at the door. Her traveling companion returned unexpectedly, and apologized profusely when she walked in. I said, "no problem, come join us." She said, "you want me to?" I said, "of course!" So she did.

Double the pleasure, double the fun.

Honey is the prettier one, and much better at kissing. But her companion is much better at something else. So we worked out a very complementary and satisfying arrangement. It was a great morning, and I've had a smile on my face all day.

I am new to posting but a vet in the game. Just starting out with the incall thing. Mainly did the streetwalker scene but realized better pickings with incall girls. Anyway went to see Jayda today and pic are 100% accurate. I had the craziest thing happen though and it freaked me out. I almost walked away for a few reasons. First she had me sit around and wait for her to what I found out was to finish up with another mongerer. Then a mongerer exits the front door as I am entering and really freaked me out. We are outside passing each other and he says "she's not that good, get one with some a$$. My first thoughts was to turn around and bounce but if it was LE that would have been a dead give away. I'm like WTF! Nervous as he'll I proceed to her room and when she opens the door I am happy I did. I asked to use the rest room and her she says hold on someone is in there. My thoughts was here I go, but to my surprise it was her Asian friend who also advertises. We got the LE test out the way and down to business. Assuming that the mongerer left her and not another provider he was wrong. Now this is why I am a firm believer in YMMV. Now both her and her friend commented on a few occasions how cute they thought I was so it could have been based on that but the service was excellent. I opted for the quicky but went well over without complaints. The CBJ was great and she really worked the tongue ring. Then to CG, mish, and I finished K9. She has a great little petite body and let me work it with no complaints. Afterwards her girlfriends comes out of bathroom and compliment my a$$. I was eyeing the girl up to and they offered me the 2 girl show for discount next time. I will take them up on it before they leave.

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Her friend

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Queen Mocha and Cotton Kandi caughy my eye, but no review anywhere.

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Does anyone have any info on either?

In my previous post I gave the same link for both Jayda and her friend that was there Kim. So here is the link for Kim. I will be going back for some of Kim with the trip.

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Ive met with Kayla before, but she was going by Ava.

Stand. 2 call system. Easy to work with pleasent enough.

Pics are accurate and she is sexy with a hot body.

The only down sides, not GFE, no kissing, fingering and kinda distant.

I wouldnt repeat but I am looking for GFE, if you are not I would recommend her. Also YMMV.

I went to see Lisa. Based on the pics I thought I was getting into something good. I was wrong! Now I like them thick but this chick is obese. I don't know her name but I accidentally got her partner. Now her partner was not a dime but she was fuckable and I would've done it. However, I got turned off once I successfully did the nipple squeeze/LE screen. But she had terrible sores on her stomach. Then I noticed one on the side of her face too. Needless to say, the big head won out and I got the fuck out! Avoid this one!

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[QUOTE=Odd Dna]Queen Mocha and Cotton Kandi caughy my eye, but no review anywhere.

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Does anyone have any info on either?[/QUOTE]

Shoot some of your odd dna on one or both and tell us about it.

I have seen her ads for a couple of years on BP and craigers, and decided to give her a try. The 'everything is on the menu' line enticed me since I wanted an all inclusive, no holes barred, good time. She was pleasent to deal with, incall location in Dundalk, but she is a lot bigger than the photos she posts make her look. I would say she is about 300 pounds, but with a pretty face and nice personality. Leidy (pronounced lady, go figure) was a lot bigger than I usually go for, but having come all the way to Dundalk I decided to put her through her paces. She gave a good BBBJ and let me climax on her face which was fun. I had told her I wanted two pops and she said that was fine. I took a minute to recover then put on a condom and went for her enormous ass. She put a little lube on and asked me to take my time. I squeezed in gently and proceeded to fuck her ass until I came. She seemed to get into it, rubbing her clit while I pounded from the back. Afterwards she helped me clean up and sent me on my way. All in all, $100 for 2 pops including a facial and anal is a pretty good deal, but, a little more truth in advertising would be appropriate since she is really enormous.

I must admit that I too used to be intrigued by her. I called her a couple of years back when she was in Woodlawn but she couldn't fit me in for the time I had available. If you troll these ads like I do, once in a while she shows a photo from behind. While it doesn't show her very well she does look pretty hefty!

[QUOTE=KarlHungus]I have seen her ads for a couple of years on BP and craigers, and decided to give her a try. The 'everything is on the menu' line enticed me since I wanted an all inclusive, no holes barred, good time. She was pleasent to deal with, incall location in Dundalk, but she is a lot bigger than the photos she posts make her look. I would say she is about 300 pounds, but with a pretty face and nice personality. Leidy (pronounced lady, go figure) was a lot bigger than I usually go for, but having come all the way to Dundalk I decided to put her through her paces. She gave a good BBBJ and let me climax on her face which was fun. I had told her I wanted two pops and she said that was fine. I took a minute to recover then put on a condom and went for her enormous ass. She put a little lube on and asked me to take my time. I squeezed in gently and proceeded to fuck her ass until I came. She seemed to get into it, rubbing her clit while I pounded from the back. Afterwards she helped me clean up and sent me on my way. All in all, $100 for 2 pops including a facial and anal is a pretty good deal, but, a little more truth in advertising would be appropriate since she is really enormous.[/QUOTE]

Met up with Danni Dallion at BWI last night. Guys if you love tig ole bitties this girl is the one for you. She has a very beautiful face and titties to die for. She does have a few extra pounds on her so me being the nice guy that I am decided to let her get on top just to get a little exercise. Will def repeat.

B.D.