Massage Parlor Reports

Last night, I scheduled my first-ever visit to ERS for this morning. Chose [b]Laura, [/b] Based on her numerous positive reviews in this forum. As a first-time ERS visitor, my immediate thought was,"Hey, where's the Rockefeller Center Atlas statue?" Parking's kind of annoying, since you have to approach ERS from the right direction to park in front. Once inside, I was greeted by the desk clerk and 4 lovelies seated on the couches. Since I already booked an appointment with Laura, we proceeded directly to the room. I truly regret not asking for a roll call, since a couple of these girls were [i]extremely cute. [/i] It would've been helpful to get names I could use for research here. But I don't regret picking Laura. Not one bit.

It's been stated here many times, but I got to reiterate that Laura's body is fantastic. Mexican descent with an oh-so-slight accent. Super pretty, lovely smile and eyes. Perky B cups and sizeable nipples which look great when standing at attention. She's 5'6" and looks downright statuesque in her 5-inch heels. But the real star is that butt. When I helped her out of her bikini and got a point-blank, eye-level view of her ass being exposed, I actually got light-headed. Jacuzzi was kinda lackluster, which may have been due to my newbie status. She sat outside on the edge of the tub, and we spent the whole 5 minutes talking. She told me later I could've gotten her out of the bikini at that time, which would've been nice to know in advance. But since she prefers to stay out of the jacuzzi (she said it was a personal preference to take care of her skin) , I suspect I'll be skipping it on future sessions with her.

Back on the table, the massage was actually pretty damn good. My best massages are still provided by AMP providers, but Laura's skills are way better than what I've been getting at the local EMP's. Laura informed me that none of the ERS providers are actually certified in massage therapy. I've long suspected this at many AMP / EMP's, but I've never heard this admitted before. That knowledge made her massage skills all the more impressive. Briefly started with soft touch, then moved into some honest-to-goodness therapeutic massage. Not quite deep tissue, but she actually worked out a few of the kinks in my back and lower legs. I went out of my way to compliment her skills. Throughout the session, we chatted about my job and some related news stories. Your standard introductory chit-chat. When it came time to switch places, I made sure to focus on her neck, shoulders, arms, and feet. During the foot massage, Laura let out some audible moans. Of course, I also worked on those luscious cheeks, kitty, breasts, and nipples. In my opinion, I could've massaged Laura for the whole session, and I wouldn't have minded at all.

I was apprehensive about the finale, since I was finally about to learn what "ERS house rules" actually entail. I had a pretty good idea what was not allowed, but I had very little knowledge what [i]is[/i] On the menu. Laura employed both forehand and backhand techniques, hopped on the table between my legs for some Russian (with effective use of those still-erect nipples) , and engaged in some extremely seductive nuzzling. The "don't go inside" rule was stated only once during the entire session, and I appreciate not being beaten over the head with constant reminders. The finish was prolonged and shudder-inducing. The after-shower was a pleasant surprise, something I wish was standard at all MP's. I tipped. 25. [i]Wanted[/i] To tip more, but I chose to hold some back for future sessions. I also considered asking Laura if she ever does outcalls, but I decided a first-time visit was not the most appropriate time to open [i]that[/i] Can of worms.

Overall, I couldn't have been happier with Laura. From the hello and goodbye hugs, to her sense of humor and snarky girl's-got-some-bite-on-her attitude, Laura embodies everything I look for in a provider. I look forward to checking out the rest of the line-up, but Laura's always going to be on the tip of my tongue when scheduling future appointments. There was a moment while Laura was on the table, getting her massage, cracking silly jokes about her knees getting dry and needing lotion. I couldn't help but utter,"You're just a big goofball, aren't you?" The giggles that ensued will be forever burned into my memory. This girl is one-in-a-million.

Looks. 9.

Attitude. 10.

Massage. 8.

Finish. 9

Great review. Thanks for sharing.

I must find some time to head out to West.

[QUOTE=Brown Bag; 1653263]Last night, I scheduled my first-ever visit to ERS for this morning. Chose [b]Laura, [/b] Based on her numerous positive reviews in this forum. As a first-time ERS visitor, my immediate thought was,"Hey, where's the Rockefeller Center Atlas statue?" Parking's kind of annoying, since you have to approach ERS from the right direction to park in front. Once inside, I was greeted by the desk clerk and 4 lovelies seated on the couches. Since I already booked an appointment with Laura, we proceeded directly to the room. I truly regret not asking for a roll call, since a couple of these girls were [i]extremely cute. [/i] It would've been helpful to get names I could use for research here. But I don't regret picking Laura. Not one bit.

It's been stated here many times, but I got to reiterate that Laura's body is fantastic. Mexican descent with an oh-so-slight accent. Super pretty, lovely smile and eyes. Perky B cups and sizeable nipples which look great when standing at attention. She's 5'6" and looks downright statuesque in her 5-inch heels. But the real star is that butt. When I helped her out of her bikini and got a point-blank, eye-level view of her ass being exposed, I actually got light-headed. Jacuzzi was kinda lackluster, which may have been due to my newbie status. She sat outside on the edge of the tub, and we spent the whole 5 minutes talking. She told me later I could've gotten her out of the bikini at that time, which would've been nice to know in advance. But since she prefers to stay out of the jacuzzi (she said it was a personal preference to take care of her skin) , I suspect I'll be skipping it on future sessions with her.

Back on the table, the massage was actually pretty damn good. My best massages are still provided by AMP providers, but Laura's skills are way better than what I've been getting at the local EMP's. Laura informed me that none of the ERS providers are actually certified in massage therapy. I've long suspected this at many AMP / EMP's, but I've never heard this admitted before. That knowledge made her massage skills all the more impressive. Briefly started with soft touch, then moved into some honest-to-goodness therapeutic massage. Not quite deep tissue, but she actually worked out a few of the kinks in my back and lower legs. I went out of my way to compliment her skills. Throughout the session, we chatted about my job and some related news stories. Your standard introductory chit-chat. When it came time to switch places, I made sure to focus on her neck, shoulders, arms, and feet. During the foot massage, Laura let out some audible moans. Of course, I also worked on those luscious cheeks, kitty, breasts, and nipples. In my opinion, I could've massaged Laura for the whole session, and I wouldn't have minded at all.

I was apprehensive about the finale, since I was finally about to learn what "ERS house rules" actually entail. I had a pretty good idea what was not allowed, but I had very little knowledge what [i]is[/i] On the menu. Laura employed both forehand and backhand techniques, hopped on the table between my legs for some Russian (with effective use of those still-erect nipples) , and engaged in some extremely seductive nuzzling. The "don't go inside" rule was stated only once during the entire session, and I appreciate not being beaten over the head with constant reminders. The finish was prolonged and shudder-inducing. The after-shower was a pleasant surprise, something I wish was standard at all MP's. I tipped. 25. [i]Wanted[/i] To tip more, but I chose to hold some back for future sessions. I also considered asking Laura if she ever does outcalls, but I decided a first-time visit was not the most appropriate time to open [i]that[/i] Can of worms.

Overall, I couldn't have been happier with Laura. From the hello and goodbye hugs, to her sense of humor and snarky girl's-got-some-bite-on-her attitude, Laura embodies everything I look for in a provider. I look forward to checking out the rest of the line-up, but Laura's always going to be on the tip of my tongue when scheduling future appointments. There was a moment while Laura was on the table, getting her massage, cracking silly jokes about her knees getting dry and needing lotion. I couldn't help but utter,"You're just a big goofball, aren't you?" The giggles that ensued will be forever burned into my memory. This girl is one-in-a-million.

Looks. 9.

Attitude. 10.

Massage. 8.

Finish. 9[/QUOTE]

Bit of advice for anybody considering a first trip to ERS. Make sure you get a loyalty punch card before you leave. If I didn't specifically ask for it at the front desk on my way out, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have given me one. Reading about discounted 2-girl sessions on this board will have me filling up that card in no time.

Going to be traveling through to MN. Sounds like I know where I want to take a pitstop at. Was hoping to get some tips / help with what the golden rule for ERS was. PM if needed. Can't wait to test out floatation devices.

My first visit to ERS last Friday, I am looking forward to the return trips and the improved service I know is there. I have been to a couple places like this when I lived in CA and I always enjoyed the line up and the ability to choose your attendent. You don't get that at the AMP's around here which is why I took the drive out to the big B.

Has my choice of Christy and an AA girl, I chose Christy, nice looking girl, early 30s, body is not bad, boobs are a be cup at best. She definatly has had a couple kids. Went to the room, paid my .95 and took a shower.

Christy returned in her robe and bikini and we headed to the jacuzzi, not much went on in there, just chit chatted, I told her about the other girl in the room next door and she just laughed, she is not overly agressive but I am sure that is because she knew it was my first time. Went back to the room and she did an OK massage. She asked it I would massage her and I did, my hands roamed all over her body and never got scolded or anything. I was well within the rules I beleive, however, I do not know the official rules but kinda got the idea from reading all the posts from the last few years. Finish was good, took a shower and Christy brought me a bottle of water for the ride home.

Christy is a very nice girl and I will try her again in the future, but I will certainly try out a few more girls too. I may even try the shop down the street.

Be safe and thank you all for the great post over the past few years. They are very helpful to folks that are new to the area like me.

Tug

Had a dream about Liz at ERS tonight. Great massage. I enjoyed massaging her as well. Will definatly return to see Liz and several of the others. There was a full line up tonight and it was a tough choice.

Recently had a dream that I went to ERS for my first visit. I was given a punch card- which was cool. Was shown a lineup of about 4 girls, most of whom were pretty attractive- (which was another cool and unique aspect). Anyway I decided on Jennifer. Jennifer is thin, about 5'8", mid twenties, long brown hair, tan, & very nice. Started off with a quick shower then waited in the room. Place seemed pretty clean and well kept- although the room was small. Jennifer came in wearing a bikini underneath her robe looking amazing. In my dream I was given the choice of going to a jacuzzi, but decided just to have the massage. All the essential areas were hit. Not the best quality massage for a bad back- but it was very relaxing. Had a 2nd quick shower before leaving- which was good to get that lotion off. Cost was. 95 for 45-60 minutes and I left a. 25 tip. I was offered a bottled water before leaving- also a nice touch.

Overall, I'd definitely return to ERS to see Jennifer, as well as try the other ladies. The only negative is the distance from the Chicago area, however, that is more than offset by the customer service from the staff. In my next dream I might stop in and try the pizza place next door.

Kellster

I decided to make a trip to ERS to try Laura. She is a very beautiful girl and was very engaging. I was a little disappointed with the massage and I did feel a little rushed but maybe it was just an off day or maybe I'm just used to a really good massage. Either way I would have to say Laura is beautiful and I will probably give her another try.

Got another long review in store for why'all. I promise these will get shorter once I start repeat sessions with some of these girls.

Made my 2nd visit to ERS today. 1st time was last week with [b]Laura[/b] (see review below). For visit #2, I had my sights firmly set on [b]Danielle. [/b] Despite the snow-related hassles, it was most definitely worth the trip.

Learning my lesson from last week, I made sure to ask for the line-up roll call (even though I already had an appointment). Out came [b]Liz, Rita, Angela, [/b] & [b]Jennifer. [/b] Of those four, Liz is easily the cutest. I can't wait to give her a spin next time.

But today was all about Danielle, who is no slouch in the looks department. Mid-20's, fit & curvy. Half Puerto Rican, half Cherokee Indian descent. That description alone makes my mouth water. Fully clothed, she's pretty damn cute. Bears more than a passing resemblance to singer Vanessa Carlton ("A Thousand Miles") with a slightly more-tanned complexion. She stands 5'2" out of her heels, with [i]long[/i] Ponytailed hair that nearly reaches her butt. Speaking of which, that ass is magnificent. Side-by-side, it's right up there with Laura's curvy posterior. But it's even more impressive on Danielle's shorter frame. Waist and hips are perfectly proportioned, B-cup breasts are a nice firm handful, and her whole body is wonderfully squeezable in all the right places.

Jacuzzi was pleasant, though not exactly earth-shattering. After getting Danielle out of her bikini, we climbed into the hot tub. Spent a few minutes chatting, getting to know each other, while she sat on my thigh. If she centered herself on my lap, I might've busted right then and there. On the massage table, she worked my calf muscles and feet exceptionally well. Upper body massage was pretty standard. Still waiting to find a girl here who knocks it out of the park with massage skills. When we switched places, Danielle responded [i]very well[/i] To the foot massage I administered. Work those feet, guys! They're the key to a memorable session. On her flip, she helped herself to my little guy (with no prompting from me whatsoever) while I worked her chest and arms. Throughout all this, she remained extremely sweet and pleasant to chat with. She's got a bright future ahead of her, and I wish her all the best when she finally moves on.

For my finish, Danielle grabbed the oil and immediately went to work on my loud and proud. Again, I never once had to point or guide her hand down there. She just [i]attacked. [/i] This is where things went from "Excellent" to "Holy shitballs!" Danielle oiled up her front and engaged in some slippery body-to-body all over my legs, crotch, and chest. While one hand did its duty, her other hand was always exploring. No penetration was conducted on either party, but I certainly would [i]not[/i] Have complained if she wanted to go spelunking. The best part of all this (and what I feel Danielle truly excels in) is her dirty talk. Good Lord, if she worked a phone sex hotline, I'd be dialing that up every hour, on the hour. She suggested things (all just to tease. I think) that made even my skeezy self blush. Somehow, I held off the climactic finale for nearly 10 minutes. This didn't phase her one bit, and she never appeared to tire out or wonder about the clock.

After the festivities had finally ended, I walked out of ERS with a new outlook on life. Snow and slush on the ground? No problem. Got to head to work in a couple hours? Big deal. After Laura last week and Danielle today, I'm definitely 2/2 on this goldmine. I honestly can't pick one girl over the other, at least not without more thought. Both girls are very unique in looks, skill, and playfulness, but equally toe-curling in their strive to please. If anybody has ever gotten them together in a 2-girl session, I'd love to read about it.

That reminds me, one more thing. During the session, we got to talking about 2-girl sessions. Danielle promoted pairing herself with both Liz and Laura, either or. This led me to ask if a [i]3-girl[/i] Option is on the menu. Danielle had to take a moment before replying,"Hmm, I'm going to have to ask about that. You sure you could handle it?" Logically, three girls makes absolutely no sense in the confines of those massage rooms and those narrow tables. But the other side of my brain? Still spinning.

[b]Danielle[/b]

Looks 9.

Attitude 9.

Massage 7.

Finish 10

Noticed a new name on the list, Kelly. Anyone have any info? A couple of years ago there was a Kelly who worked there who was one of my favs. Is this the same girl?

Any one want to TOFTT before I do? I did so for Rita and gave a report a few weeks ago.

Made my 1st evening trip to ERS last night (3rd visit overall). Continuing my way through the roster, I booked an appointment with [b]Liz.[/b] Unlike my previous sessions (with [b]Laura & Danielle[/b]) , this was more of a mixed bag. The weather apparently made for a very slow day at ERS. That coupled with the evening hour (around 5pm) may have factored into Liz's mood. Some of it was enjoyable, but the rest was fairly forgettable.

I'll start with the good. Liz is very cute, as I've mentioned before. She has more of a slim athlete's body. Not too hard, but also not as curvy as the other girls. Jacuzzi was delightful. Liz kept me in there much longer than expected. She sat on my leg, occasionally wrapping her arms around me for a cuddle while grazing Li'l BB with her thigh. Her massage skills are excellent, not afraid to really work on some of my tighter knots. Liz is great to talk sports with. Her tomboy upbringing really shines through here. And her HJ skills nearly had me popping in the 1st couple minutes. It took a good deal of concentration to prolong the finale.

Now for the bad / disappointing. The massage conversation also featured a LOT of talk about her child and family. A little of this is fine, but not when it actually interrupts the massage itself. I do enjoy getting behind the scenes on the girls' lives, but there needs to be a balance between friendly banter and seductive teasing. When I massaged Liz, I got virtually no feedback from her. Other than her playing with Li'l BB while I worked her chest, Liz seemed rather distant during this portion. The finish itself was also kind of lackluster. It started off great, with some surprisingly pleasant Russian from her B-cups and that stroke technique of hers. But after several minutes elapsed, Liz actually mentioned we were running out of time. All of my sessions have run a bit over the 60 minute mark. My first one was closer to 90 minutes. Neither of those previous sessions showed any signs of clock-watching. So Liz's reminder temporarily dampened my mood.

Afterwards, things picked up. Liz was still super sweet and hug-friendly as we parted. Unlike my previous sessions, though, this was the first time I wasn't completely blown away as I walked back to my car. I just couldn't get a good read on her from minute to minute. She alternated between hot / playful and cold / disinterested. Since the session ended on a good note, I remain positive on her. I do want to repeat with Liz, but I'll need to see her earlier in the morning before passing final judgement.

[QUOTE=Brown Bag; 1667139]Made my 1st evening trip to ERS last night (3rd visit overall). Continuing my way through the roster, I booked an appointment with [b]Liz. [/b] Unlike my previous sessions (with [b]Laura & Danielle[/b]) , this was more of a mixed bag. The weather apparently made for a very slow day at ERS. That coupled with the evening hour (around 5pm) may have factored into Liz's mood. Some of it was enjoyable, but the rest was fairly forgettable.

I'll start with the good. Liz is very cute, as I've mentioned before. She has more of a slim athlete's body. Not too hard, but also not as curvy as the other girls. Jacuzzi was delightful. Liz kept me in there much longer than expected. She sat on my leg, occasionally wrapping her arms around me for a cuddle while grazing Li'l BB with her thigh. Her massage skills are excellent, not afraid to really work on some of my tighter knots. Liz is great to talk sports with. Her tomboy upbringing really shines through here. And her HJ skills nearly had me popping in the 1st couple minutes. It took a good deal of concentration to prolong the finale.

Now for the bad / disappointing. The massage conversation also featured a LOT of talk about her child and family. A little of this is fine, but not when it actually interrupts the massage itself. I do enjoy getting behind the scenes on the girls' lives, but there needs to be a balance between friendly banter and seductive teasing. When I massaged Liz, I got virtually no feedback from her. Other than her playing with Li'l BB while I worked her chest, Liz seemed rather distant during this portion. The finish itself was also kind of lackluster. It started off great, with some surprisingly pleasant Russian from her B-cups and that stroke technique of hers. But after several minutes elapsed, Liz actually mentioned we were running out of time. All of my sessions have run a bit over the 60 minute mark. My first one was closer to 90 minutes. Neither of those previous sessions showed any signs of clock-watching. So Liz's reminder temporarily dampened my mood.

Afterwards, things picked up. Liz was still super sweet and hug-friendly as we parted. Unlike my previous sessions, though, this was the first time I wasn't completely blown away as I walked back to my car. I just couldn't get a good read on her from minute to minute. She alternated between hot / playful and cold / disinterested. Since the session ended on a good note, I remain positive on her. I do want to repeat with Liz, but I'll need to see her earlier in the morning before passing final judgement.[/QUOTE]I'm going to go with bad day. Your description of technique and conversation are spot on with my experience with Liz but lack of interest and clock watching are two things I've never experienced or heard others talk about with Liz. Keep the great reports going.

PH

Keep them up you have the best reviews on here. I'm sure everyone appreciates them. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Brown Bag;1661593]Got another long review in store for why'all. I promise these will get shorter once I start repeat sessions with some of these girls.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Playhard09;1667687]I'm going to go with bad day. Your description of technique and conversation are spot on with my experience with Liz but lack of interest and clock watching are two things I've never experienced or heard others talk about with Liz. Keep the great reports going.[/QUOTE]I certainly hope that's all it was. I must stress that a lot of my disappointment came from the unavoidable comparisons I was making to [b]Danielle[/b] (who currently stands as my ATF). If I had this same exact experience with Liz on my first-ever visit, I believe I would've left much happier. Still, I gave Liz my standard tip (.25). I always get change (.05) from the house fee, and it just seems silly to pocket that bill.

Anyways, there were enough great moments with Liz that had me thinking,"Yeah, I definitely want to see this girl again." Ultimately, I want to get Liz & Danielle for a 2-girl, but that's a bit further down the road.

Cute little redhead spinner. Massage was subpar. Finish was okay. Not a particularly great experience, but I might repeat just because she is totally my type.