Strip Club Reports

I stopped by Risqué and Coconut over my long weekend. Short story, I had a good time and both, but they definitely aren't your standard places.

Stopped into Risqué a couple of times and had one dance. They have a variety of private dance options. I choose the "lounge dance," which was basically a topless grind session on a kind of wide couch. Not bad, but not my thing really. Especially at $30/5 minutes. The girls are all pretty good looking with some real stunners. Definitely something for everyone. The food is decent.

Coconuts is a strange place, but once I got the vibe, I enjoyed it. It's a small place, with a low stage. Bar on one side, benches on the other. Walking in, it felt like a party. Ton of regulars, drinking a lot, and all having a good time. It's a pastie bar, but the girls are all super attractive. I got to talking to Lola and got one dance in the back. I was by myself, but I could see it getting crowded. This was a Thursday, and it was solidly busy.

Came back from Orlando and came here around noon. Excellent service as always. Finally tried a private dance (two to be exact) which go for $30 for 5 minutes (which fly by). Would describe it as max tease galore, with a girl grinding on you, honkers in your face, and the will of god keeping your hands to yourself while on a horizontal leather couch the size of about a full bed that is monitored by two cameras. Must empty pockets into a little white tray before anything. The dedicated waitress wasn't topless during this hour but you'll definitely still see honkers out from the dancers on stage. Probably won't report about this place on here anymore since it's a strip club / cafe and not an AMP / etc and definitely doesn't seem to have any takeout. Just a great place with good food, friendly / sexy girls, and great value if you just want to watch a show. Cheers.

[QUOTE=GustavoGuimare;5663400]Came back from Orlando and came here around noon. Excellent service as always. Finally tried a private dance (two to be exact) which go for $30 for 5 minutes (which fly by). Would describe it as max tease galore, with a girl grinding on you, honkers in your face, and the will of god keeping your hands to yourself while on a horizontal leather couch the size of about a full bed that is monitored by two cameras. Must empty pockets into a little white tray before anything. The dedicated waitress wasn't topless during this hour but you'll definitely still see honkers out from the dancers on stage. Probably won't report about this place on here anymore since it's a strip club / cafe and not an AMP / etc and definitely doesn't seem to have any takeout. Just a great place with good food, friendly / sexy girls, and great value if you just want to watch a show. Cheers.[/QUOTE]Last time I went was before Covid precautions, they had nude waitresses 3 am-11 am (I was there in the afternoon) and nude dancers on stage. One girl offered me a nude dance which was $150 for half an hour or a topless lap dance in a room with no privacy or touching for $30 (I assumed that was per song, but now I hear it's per five minutes which is a better deal.) Now I hear waitresses are topless instead of nude, not a big deal unless the waitresses were better looking than the one I had last time. But, was the stage dance nude or just topless? All of the girls on stage had nice Pu $$ys, much better than some of the girls at some Cocoa Beach clubs that volunteered (that really should have kept their bottoms on, not every one that did so; but a few that didn't look good.) Risque was filled with hot nude dancers last time I went, I hope that's either still the case or returns once there is no longer concern over pandemics.

[QUOTE=TheWildOne2;5670913]Last time I went was before Covid precautions, they had nude waitresses 3 am-11 am (I was there in the afternoon) and nude dancers on stage. One girl offered me a nude dance which was $150 for half an hour or a topless lap dance in a room with no privacy or touching for $30 (I assumed that was per song, but now I hear it's per five minutes which is a better deal.) Now I hear waitresses are topless instead of nude, not a big deal unless the waitresses were better looking than the one I had last time. But, was the stage dance nude or just topless? All of the girls on stage had nice Pu $$ys, much better than some of the girls at some Cocoa Beach clubs that volunteered (that really should have kept their bottoms on, not every one that did so; but a few that didn't look good.) Risque was filled with hot nude dancers last time I went, I hope that's either still the case or returns once there is no longer concern over pandemics.[/QUOTE]Yes, they are nude on stage.

[QUOTE=GeorgeHentson;5672213]Yes, they are nude on stage.[/QUOTE]It's been a while since I was at Cafe. Don't remember this option. Is it full service?

[QUOTE=FredFlintBc;5672574]It's been a while since I was at Cafe. Don't remember this option. Is it full service?[/QUOTE]No, nothing seems to be full service; never heard of any girls doing take out. When I went, the dancers were all nude on stage; but you couldn't touch them like in the topless clubs in Cocoa Beach. A girl said it was $30 for a short topless lap dance with limited contact or $150 for 30 min nude dance with roaming. This may have changed, I was there in 2015.

Ok, been to Cafe and Coconuts, tired of the druggies and scams in this town. How does one get a stripper to do business?

Heard that some at Cafe will but others say no way,what gives? Been around and seen lots in this town but so tired of the selfish, my shit didn't stink clock waters, people forget that this is a service and the customer is always right. One girl said she was pissed that some girls were doing it and cheap, who are these girls?

The $$ they could make it would be unreal if hey were providers.

Any info on any cute strippers that play?

Rant over.

[QUOTE=Moevus;6084805]Ok, been to Cafe and Coconuts, tired of the druggies and scams in this town. How does one get a stripper to do business?

Heard that some at Cafe will but others say no way,what gives? Been around and seen lots in this town but so tired of the selfish, my shit didn't stink clock waters, people forget that this is a service and the customer is always right. One girl said she was pissed that some girls were doing it and cheap, who are these girls?

The $$ they could make it would be unreal if hey were providers.

Any info on any cute strippers that play?

Rant over.[/QUOTE]Was thinking of going, but if scams and druggies I won't, thanks for the info.

[QUOTE=JJM1985;6088434]Was thinking of going, but if scams and druggies I won't, thanks for the info.[/QUOTE]Don't think they are at these 2 locations, just want to know how to get one to go out with me. Of course they want the $$ for dancing but how about a date.

Is Cafe Risque back to full nude on stage and nude waitresses serving breakfast?

[QUOTE=TheWildOne2;6109281]Is Cafe Risque back to full nude on stage and nude waitresses serving breakfast?[/QUOTE]I swung by Cafe the other morning and it seemed as standard as ever. A single waitress walking around with her tits out. She was cute, youngish (for Cafe) and had some small perky b cups. Booty shorts were on for dances but she occasionally was walking around bare assed. There were 2 other guys there, both low maintenance but making crude jokes towards her. They must have been regulars because she completely ignored me after bringing me my tea, never even asked me what I wanted for breakfast.

I haven't been to Risque in several years but stopped on Saturday afternoon while headed north from Orlando. Not much different from before. One waitress, one cook, slow service, decent food. Small number of girls, only one really cute and none of them seemed to get a lot of tips. Girls seem to have 15-minute solos in the slow afternoons, so you have some waiting if the one on stage isn't what you're look for. Almost no coming over and chatting with customers afterward (tables close together.) The $30/5 minute room pretty much the same, no touching, sexy conversation while she rubs on you; and maybe if you are a regular you might get a little more intensity. Never tried any of the other packages. Never had success with takeout. My impression is that they avoid LEO attention by keeping it clean, strict on the girls about extras and drugs, lots of cameras watching, and seem protective of girls from guys lurking outside at night (from earlier experience). I had a nice hour, a flirty cute girl for a time of watching with a short grind, and that was it.

Traveling from St. Pete to Gainesville this week. Is Risque the only strip club, or is Coconuts Cabaret still open? Just looking for suggestions. Thanks, DATY.

[QUOTE=IluvDaty2011;6438406]Traveling from St. Pete to Gainesville this week. Is Risque the only strip club, or is Coconuts Cabaret still open? Just looking for suggestions. Thanks, DATY.[/QUOTE]Coconuts is open, though I've never been. There's quite a few girls there on various social medias and after some chitchat, there's definitely some take out. One girl at least has done some advertising, but I can't attest to the details.

[QUOTE=MrAladinSir;6439465]Coconuts is open, though I've never been. There's quite a few girls there on various social medias and after some chitchat, there's definitely some take out. One girl at least has done some advertising, but I can't attest to the details.[/QUOTE]Doesn't sound like much extras in the club. Maybe I should opt for a "massage" while I'm in town.

Thanks, DATY.