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Do Not Pick Up This Girl!!!
Jessica: I think I snapped some pix of her back in October near the B of A. Those photos are in the other LBB thread in the LA forums. She's the one wearing purple leggings and a white top.
Pretty girl, no doubt, and seemed fairly pleasant, but the experience was just terrible. Spotted her working north of the loop on Elm, near the Gas Co. Rolled up and she walked right up to my window and blurted out, "Want sex or a blow job?" I was caught off guard because that's a pretty risky question right off the bat. Before I could respond, she then said, "It's been really slow and I'm running a special; half and half for forty." I told her I'd come back after I hit up the ATM. Now mind you, she quoted that price without any provocation.
Needed to eat first, so I grabbed a snack, then headed back out to find her. Found her about an hour after our initial meeting on the same street. When I approached, I rolled down my window, smiled, then said, "You still running your special?" She said "yep (with a smile)," then hopped into the passenger seat. I asked her if instead of the 50/50 if she would just do a bbbj car-date, but she said she only allows cbj, so I said no problem, I'll take the 50/50 special. Asked if she had a room, but she said no, and that we could go to one of the local notels. Away we went.
I had exactly .61 on me and I thought the room was .20, but turned out to be .25, so that only left .36 for her, so I immediately told her that we'd ride to the bank afterwords. I'm a man of my word and she seemed like she was okay with that. I went to the bathroom to wash my hands and when I came back, she had her pants off, but left her top on. She had also turned on the light and it was extremely bright. I asked to turn off the light and she complied. We still had the last 30 minutes of daylight shining through the window, so there was plenty of light.
I jumped on the bed, and she donned the cover. She was laying with her legs near my shoulder so I couldn't see her sucking my cock, and sure enough she wasn't... she was doing that "trick bj" with her hand. I never said anything, but she did that for about one minute before asking if I was ready. I said, "I'm only half hard." She looked at it and was like, "you look like you're ready." So, I told her to jump on... here's where it gets weird....
She says, "My legs are sore because I've been walking all day." (Rolling my eyes and thinking... okay, I feel for ya', but who's paying who here?). I didn't say anything because I know when to keep my mouth shut. She rolled over as if she wanted to do mish, and I said, "Is it okay if we do doggy?" She assumed the position so I guess I got my wish, but that one minute trick cbj only got me semi-hard, so I had to jerk it for a few seconds before I could slip it in. She got peeved and was like, "Stick it in already baby!" I popped it in and started pumpin'. Felt good, but she kept letting her leg slip, and everytime she did that, My cock slipped out. She kept getting mad at me and told me to hurry up. This is when I finally told her (calmly), "Look, you need to keep your legs level so I can actually keep my dick in you... if you stay still, I'll nut quickly." I was just about to cum, but the lazy ass ho' let her leg slip again and my cock popped out. I tried to put it back in and she jumped off the bed and turned on the lights. I was like, "I guess I'll just jerk myself?" She said, my price was for a quickie, not for 30 minutes." Looking at my watch, a total of 7 minutes had elapsed. Pssh... these ho's need to learn how to tell time. Obviously, the session was over.
Now, throughout all of this, I kept my composure and simply bit my tongue. I stayed silent, and we left together. She told me to go to this particular ATM and I said, "No, we're going to a drive-thru atm, because I'm not leaving you in my car by yourself." She was like, "alright, not like I'm gonna' steal anything though." Haha... yeah, I've heard that one a time or two! Instead of the bank, I saw a store where I knew I could get cash back, so I stopped, and told her to exit the vehicle. She said she would hang out in front of the store while she waited for me to which I said okay, but then she had the nerve to tell me not to take too long. I finally looked at her and said, "Don't tell me what to do... you wanna' get paid or not?" That shut her up.
I went in and grabbed something I needed, got some cash, and exited the store. Took a total of about 4 minutes and she claimed I took forever. Man, what a dumb business woman... she's insulting me before she gets the rest of her money. I could have left her at the motel, but no, I'm an honest guy so I took her with me to keep up my end of the bargain. Technically, I only owed her .04 more bucks, since remember, she quoted the price of .40 for half & half. Even though she was a total rush job and basically a ROB, I handed her .15 more to round it out to .50 total. I handed it to her as we were walking across the parking lot and she made another snide comment like, "Don't hand it to me out here in the open!... what about the cops?" I said, "What about 'em, there's noone around, and nobody knows why I'm giving you money, so just take it and be greatful."
She looked at it and said, "I thought you promised me .20 more?" I looked at her straight in the eyes and said, "You know damn well that you quoted me .40, and you also know that we spent less than 10 minutes together... I even gave you .10 more than you asked for, despite the shitty service, so we are done here." She meandered off and of course, I got the ol' "fuck you," and "you're an asshole." Not once did I ever raise my voice to her, not once did I demand her to perform, but maybe if my neck was tatted, had a doo rag, and my skin was 10 shades darker, then maybe I'd get more respect! Unbelievable how stupid this girl was! As pretty is she is, if she just performed, I would have had no problem doing an .80 - $.20 50/50 date.
Marlowe Disclaimer: Brutha' M, you know that I'm not a cheap monger; I even paid above and beyond what she asked for, but just had to point out that in a case like this, the money is irrelevant. Her service and performance would have been just as bad if I had paid her 200 bucks.
Dude I trust your judgement.
[QUOTE=B Malibu]Jessica: I think I snapped some pix of her back in October near the B of A. Those photos are in the other LBB thread in the LA forums. She's the one wearing purple leggings and a white top.
Pretty girl, no doubt, and seemed fairly pleasant, but the experience was just terrible. Spotted her working north of the loop on Elm, near the Gas Co. Rolled up and she walked right up to my window and blurted out, "Want sex or a blow job?" I was caught off guard because that's a pretty risky question right off the bat. Before I could respond, she then said, "It's been really slow and I'm running a special; half and half for forty." I told her I'd come back after I hit up the ATM. Now mind you, she quoted that price without any provocation.
Needed to eat first, so I grabbed a snack, then headed back out to find her. Found her about an hour after our initial meeting on the same street. When I approached, I rolled down my window, smiled, then said, "You still running your special?" She said "yep (with a smile)," then hopped into the passenger seat. I asked her if instead of the 50/50 if she would just do a bbbj car-date, but she said she only allows cbj, so I said no problem, I'll take the 50/50 special. Asked if she had a room, but she said no, and that we could go to one of the local notels. Away we went.
I had exactly .61 on me and I thought the room was .20, but turned out to be .25, so that only left .36 for her, so I immediately told her that we'd ride to the bank afterwords. I'm a man of my word and she seemed like she was okay with that. I went to the bathroom to wash my hands and when I came back, she had her pants off, but left her top on. She had also turned on the light and it was extremely bright. I asked to turn off the light and she complied. We still had the last 30 minutes of daylight shining through the window, so there was plenty of light.
I jumped on the bed, and she donned the cover. She was laying with her legs near my shoulder so I couldn't see her sucking my cock, and sure enough she wasn't... she was doing that "trick bj" with her hand. I never said anything, but she did that for about one minute before asking if I was ready. I said, "I'm only half hard." She looked at it and was like, "you look like you're ready." So, I told her to jump on... here's where it gets weird....
She says, "My legs are sore because I've been walking all day." (Rolling my eyes and thinking... okay, I feel for ya', but who's paying who here?). I didn't say anything because I know when to keep my mouth shut. She rolled over as if she wanted to do mish, and I said, "Is it okay if we do doggy?" She assumed the position so I guess I got my wish, but that one minute trick cbj only got me semi-hard, so I had to jerk it for a few seconds before I could slip it in. She got peeved and was like, "Stick it in already baby!" I popped it in and started pumpin'. Felt good, but she kept letting her leg slip, and everytime she did that, My cock slipped out. She kept getting mad at me and told me to hurry up. This is when I finally told her (calmly), "Look, you need to keep your legs level so I can actually keep my dick in you... if you stay still, I'll nut quickly." I was just about to cum, but the lazy ass ho' let her leg slip again and my cock popped out. I tried to put it back in and she jumped off the bed and turned on the lights. I was like, "I guess I'll just jerk myself?" She said, my price was for a quickie, not for 30 minutes." Looking at my watch, a total of 7 minutes had elapsed. Pssh... these ho's need to learn how to tell time. Obviously, the session was over.
Now, throughout all of this, I kept my composure and simply bit my tongue. I stayed silent, and we left together. She told me to go to this particular ATM and I said, "No, we're going to a drive-thru atm, because I'm not leaving you in my car by yourself." She was like, "alright, not like I'm gonna' steal anything though." Haha... yeah, I've heard that one a time or two! Instead of the bank, I saw a store where I knew I could get cash back, so I stopped, and told her to exit the vehicle. She said she would hang out in front of the store while she waited for me to which I said okay, but then she had the nerve to tell me not to take too long. I finally looked at her and said, "Don't tell me what to do... you wanna' get paid or not?" That shut her up.
I went in and grabbed something I needed, got some cash, and exited the store. Took a total of about 4 minutes and she claimed I took forever. Man, what a dumb business woman... she's insulting me before she gets the rest of her money. I could have left her at the motel, but no, I'm an honest guy so I took her with me to keep up my end of the bargain. Technically, I only owed her .04 more bucks, since remember, she quoted the price of .40 for half & half. Even though she was a total rush job and basically a ROB, I handed her .15 more to round it out to .50 total. I handed it to her as we were walking across the parking lot and she made another snide comment like, "Don't hand it to me out here in the open!... what about the cops?" I said, "What about 'em, there's noone around, and nobody knows why I'm giving you money, so just take it and be greatful."
She looked at it and said, "I thought you promised me .20 more?" I looked at her straight in the eyes and said, "You know damn well that you quoted me .40, and you also know that we spent less than 10 minutes together... I even gave you .10 more than you asked for, despite the shitty service, so we are done here." She meandered off and of course, I got the ol' "fuck you," and "you're an asshole." Not once did I ever raise my voice to her, not once did I demand her to perform, but maybe if my neck was tatted, had a doo rag, and my skin was 10 shades darker, then maybe I'd get more respect! Unbelievable how stupid this girl was! As pretty is she is, if she just performed, I would have had no problem doing an .80 - $.20 50/50 date.
Marlowe Disclaimer: Brutha' M, you know that I'm not a cheap monger; I even paid above and beyond what she asked for, but just had to point out that in a case like this, the money is irrelevant. Her service and performance would have been just as bad if I had paid her 200 bucks.[/QUOTE]
B, there are certain members of this forum whose judgement and reports I never question, and you are most certainly one of them. I will avoid her as I do other losers like Tye the ROB!
