Supereloquent's Reports - Philadelphia

I was out and about on the Ave on this beautiful spring Wednesday. It was loaded with LE. Squad cars were parked at and/or circling the Huntingdon Station and I must have seen 10 or more marked cars going up and down K and many parked on the Ave. One was following me for about 10 blocks and I am sure they were checking my license for priors (luckily I have none... never... nada.... ever ...not even a speeding ticket). I pulled over and parked and they passed me by, giving me the hairy eyeball. It reminded me why I always carry perfect paperwork and wear my seat belt and make sure my vehicle has no safety violations. The LE "once over" was almost enough to make me pack it in for the day. (But I have never trolled the Ave without finding at least one date and I persisted). The driver was a really cute young blond LEO with hair braided in a bun. If you were out today you couldn't have missed her. Is it just me or are there a lot of female/male LE partners cruising K? I saw at least 3 other paired partners like this and they looked barely old enough to have just graduated from High School. I think day patrol on K is their training exercise.

SW presence was very light, especially considering the nice weather. I still managed 2 dates: one at an indoor place nearby to K and another at the SWs apartment on K. I took pics at both, so once I write my reports and upload the better pics, you will have more info. One of the upsides of experimenting and trying somebody new is that you occasionally find a real gem. One of my dates was in this category, sort of. You will understand better when you read the report and see the pics. There were exceptional positives and exceptional negatives. The other was the downside of experimenting: the rude, impatient ripoff artist who clearly doesn't care that she will be getting a very bad rep, especially now that I have closeup pics for you to recognize this gal; I know where she lives and where she hangs out, and she is to be avoided at all costs! I told her that what goes around comes around, usually to bite you on the ass, but this gal apparently just doesn't care to have repeat customers. And if you read my report you will never become a customer in the first place. She is the poster child for never tipping up front (and my instincts told me not to, and I didn't, even though she was pressing the price, usually a bad sign). It would be nice if all our experiences were perfect, but brutal honesty is what I prefer. If a gal is great I will sing her praises, but if she is incredibly awful I will shred her. Someone wise told me once that we learn more from our mistakes than our successes. So I guess I learned a lot today and school will be in session when I write my report, and perhaps I can save you some money in the future as well.

I didn't see one SW on the Ave today (Wednesday) until I had traveled from Erie to south of Lehigh. There were two LEOs parked at the Huntingdon Station and no SWs in sight there either for obvious reasons. I saw a young, cute blond SW on the Cumberland corner with a really nice ass in tight jeans, looking pretty obvious, which seemed stupid given the LE activity at the nearby station. I made a turn around the block, and a monger was in front of me, making the usual circle back to K. I thought for sure he might pick her up but he drove right by her. I suspect he thought better of it with LEOs in plain sight ahead. I motioned to blondie to follow me down the block to a much less conspicuous place and motioned again for her to get in. This gal's eyes were closed as if she were sleep walking. I have seen this syndrome before: SWs sleep deprived because they prefer to stay high rather than sleep (or eat for that matter). But this was sleepiness to the extreme. I suggested we have an indoor date and asked if pics were ok and she mumbled something unintelligible, but I finally got her to at least acknowledge my question and say yes. I never saw that girl's eyes once the entire time I was with her. I couldn't tell you what they looked like or even what color they are. My pictures tell the whole story.

Now this girl is terrific and terrible at the same time. She is falling asleep in my car and pitching forward in her seat belt every time I slow down or stop. I came very close to calling it off, but she was cute, and had a great looking ass, so I thought what the hell? She said her name was Carol and she has only been doing this a short while. She had just turned 21 yesterday and she said she had celebrated too hard and that's why she was tired (my guess? up all night staying high). She had a spinner's frame, about 5 feet 5 and tiny tits with nipples like erasers, but clearly likes the fatty foods and is a bit pudgy, especially around the belly, maybe 140 pounds but carries it well because a lot of it is in her ass. And oh what a very nice ass indeed. Not a spinner's ass at all.

We got to the place and she spent about 20 minutes in the bathroom. I almost left her there. I seriously had a panic moment where I thought she might be undercover LE and sending out a text message to her backup. But I thought, if she is LE then they should offer her the "decoy" academy award for being totally believable. I think she probably fell asleep for 75% of the time she was in the bathroom.

She finally came into the room and could barely stand or sit. She was falling asleep on her feet. Judge for yourself by the pics. I thought she would never get her clothes off. It took forever. When we were both naked, I thought I would need a crane to lift her into position between my legs to suck me. Talk about sleepy "head." But all of a sudden she gets this burst of energy and starts these long slow expert DTs, going faster and then slower, varying the speed just right. For about 10 minutes she gave me the best damn BJ of my life! The girl clearly has talent. Then she practically fell asleep with my cock still in her mouth. This went on for 45 minutes or so: a burst of energy and excellent sucking and then almost falling asleep. I would have given her double to just keep up that high energy motion long enough for me to cum. But it certainly was a very long BJ. I finally got tired of this and flipped her on her back, rubbered up and slid into her. OMG! Then she turned into a wild minx, screaming and moaning and squealing and telling me to fuck her HARDER...and HARDER. She was very flexible and placed her arms inside her legs and grabbed herself by her ankles so I could really get the right angle to pound her into the bed. I fucked her hard like that, non-stop for a good thirty minutes until I was breathing hard and sweat was pouring out of me and she seemed not to be able to get enough. Staring at that cute face and pounding her fleshy puss and watching that tremendous ass as she lifted herself up by her ankles so I could plow her harder....OMG....it was one of the sexiest fucks of my life and I exploded so hard I collapsed over her, and she cutely said....hmmmmmm...I think I came with you, didn't you feel me cum?....and she giggled. This was more personality than I had seen in her the entire time.

The experience? I would have to rate it a B overall because of the frustrating sleepiness. I would do her again in a nanosecond if she could be totally awake. She has A++ potential. She is the best BJ I have ever had when she decides to get into it and she obviously LOVES to fuck. However, if she is falling asleep the next time, I think I would pass.

I took a LOT of pics and the ones I am posting are just some of them. If they seem a bit tedious, it wasn't like she was awake enough to be taking my photographic direction! But enjoy the poses for what they are. Maybe next time I can actually get her to open her eyes.

Like I need to tell you that is a great ass? She kept holding on to the money like she didn't know where to put it. She finally slipped it into the side of her panties like a stripper.

Not an incredible variety of poses, but everyone likes a little different special "look." So there are plenty here from which to choose.

Now a series of just close up BJ shots for those of you who still haven't gotten enough of Sleepy "Head."

The final "load" of Sleepy "Head" pics. I promise. I don't get tired of looking at all of these. If you do. Don't look.

Sucking can be a good thing or a bad thing. In this case it is the latter. If you see this gal, don't even think about dating her! She is the worst! Fortunately I was able to get some good closeup pics so you know what to avoid at all hazards. This SW is trouble with a capital "T!"

She has an apartment with some other SWs on K near Russell and she hangs in that vicinity. I have seen her before on the 7-11 corner and as far north as Little Lou's and I don't know what possessed me to pick her up this time. I have good street radar and sometimes you just get a bad feeling from the body language and facial expressions. I have great instincts and they are rarely wrong, but sometimes I don't follow them. The big head needs to keep a tighter rein on the little head.

I picked her up at the Russell corner and we drove around the block and back to K again where her apartment is. She was into the price right away and pressing it higher almost from the second she got in. This was especially after I asked if I could take pics. I knew this was bad news and my gut was telling me to bail. I have never had a good experience with a SW who started in this mode. You are just another sucker to them...a mark...and they think that another one will be along after you so they act as if there will be no consequences for a ripoff and/or bad service.

We got to her bedroom (which was a sty...what else is new?) and she was in such a rush she just wanted to have me pull my zipper down and rubber me up and suck. She didn't even want to take her clothes off. I would have bailed right there but I had already given her the money and she had placed it in another room, and I didn't want to create a big deal in an environment where there could have been a weapon or who knows what. She sucked like she was in an eating contest; I have had better blow jobs in junior high. After about 5 minutes she is frustrated that I haven't popped yet so she says,"well...are you cumming or what?" She sucks terribly for another minute and then says, "ok if you aren't going to cum then we are done." I was really pissed and I am not a violent person and normally treat people with respect, but her tone and the absolute ripoff as if I was some patsy just toasted my buns. I came very close to slapping her face hard enough for her to remember that ripping people off has consequences. I restrained myself, but some day she is going to do that to some dude who won't be so restrained. What goes around comes around.

Anyway, I just chalk this one up to experience. Revenge is a dish best served cold, so here's a nice cold plate of the B*****'s pics so you can avoid my dismal experience.

Its glad to see someone is hitting pay dirt these days. Great camera angles and at least you got yourself a decent looking one.

Happy Hunting..

Great pics Super! Carol for some reason is always half asleep. I've rarely
seen her alive! Not sure if there are pics or not but she is Shelley's sister.
The two of them worked the ave together very regularly last summer.

I believe but not sure that Shelley is either locked up or finally got
clean. Last I saw Carol she was much much thinner. Nice plus to the
extra weight is she does have some boobs now. Back in the summer
there was nothing more than just the nipples. Yes she is a loud one.
Her and Shelley were living at the house you photo'd her in and they
said whenever Carol would bring back a date they would all laugh downstairs
listening to her. So if the house owner had a bigger smile than he
usually does, you know why.

[QUOTE=Davey1965]Great pics Super! Carol for some reason is always half asleep. I've rarely seen her alive! Not sure if there are pics or not but she is Shelley's sister. The two of them worked the ave together very regularly last summer.[/QUOTE]Is it Carol or Carolyn, Davey? I thought you corrected me that it is "Carolyn" after I met the sisters last November. Very nice shots, Super. I've been hoping to run into her or the two of them together again since that time. As you say, young, cute, and a good performer. What more can we want? Here's my report which includes a link to JohnnyBlaze's first report on the girls. Along w/ Cooky's recent set of Johanna, these are clearly two of Philly's current Finest..

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=732653&postcount=1404[/url]

[QUOTE=Mike 80]Maybe a little off-topic but then again maybe not. Here is a story I found interesting from Discovery.com: "Wild Chimps Trade Meat for Sex"

[url]http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/04/08/chimp-mate-meat.htm[/url]

I don't know about you guys but I certainly can identify with some of the behavior these researchers found in the wild.[/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing this Mike.

Human evolution has been a sincere interest of mine ever since my days as an undergraduate and taking a few courses in anthropology. (As a side note the theories then about evolution and now are VERY different; this is a rapidly "evolving" and changing field of study and I can go on about this for hours on end but I will spare you the extended discussion.)

One thing that is fairly well scientifically documented is that the ancestor to both humans and chimps was the same about 7 million years ago. We share with chimps 97% of our DNA structure (that other 3% is clearly awfully damn important!) and the chimp is our closest living primate relative. Much of what we do as humans can be explained by the fact that those predisposed to act in a certain way caused them to survive and pass their genes along to subsequent generations. What happens on the Ave is surely survival and it is not surprising that we should find parallel behavior going on in the wild by chimps.

[QUOTE=Davey1965]OK, we all know that little house that we all feel so comfortable going to with our dates. Well I was informed that he got robbed the other night. He only came after the home owner, but did not venture upstairs.

But this should be something to consider when going there. Keep your street smarts both coming and going from the house and don't become brain dead while you pecker is getting sucked on, as you should always be aware of things that could be happening outside or downstairs.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info Davey.

I just happened to be at the "little house" yesterday and noticed there was an extra guy there with the owner, which was something new. He didn't look very threatening but maybe was there for extra protection? I am sure there are certain types who know that he has a cash business and would be an easy mark and unlikely to go to LE. Maybe venturing upstairs would be considered more risky for a robber? ; I don't know. But, as you said, I am always super aware of what is going on there and I always take some time and cruise around the block first and make certain there is no surveillance or other potential problems.

We all sometimes think too much with our little heads, but the big head should never be in neutral.

[QUOTE=Davey1965]Great pics Super! Carol for some reason is always half asleep. I've rarely seen her alive! Not sure if there are pics or not but she is Shelley's sister. The two of them worked the ave together very regularly last summer.

I believe but not sure that Shelley is either locked up or finally got clean. Last I saw Carol she was much much thinner. Nice plus to the extra weight is she does have some boobs now. Back in the summer there was nothing more than just the nipples. Yes she is a loud one. Her and Shelley were living at the house you photo'd her in and they said whenever Carol would bring back a date they would all laugh downstairs listening to her. So if the house owner had a bigger smile than he usually does, you know why.[/QUOTE]Remember that movie? One of these days I am going to do a video since my camera is capable of it, but you either need a lot of natural light or carry a spotlight around with you!

Carol lied to me of course about how long she had been doing this. I thought it was pretty unlikely that someone with her skills had just sort of picked them up naturally without a lot of practice. Plus, it was obvious she knew the owner very well. They acted like old friends. I was surprised that the owner didn't knock on our door because she was in the bathroom forever and we must have been in the room an additional hour and a half minimum and there was a couple waiting in the front room (one was Kate, a next door roomie of Carol's at rehab). And yeah, the owner was grinning from ear to ear when we came down. Carol didn't say much until we were fucking and then made enough noise to wake the dead, not that I was complaining.

Great reports Super and great pics too.

I don't get up the K myself unless I have reason to be there but I always appreciate feedback on someone like Katie, incase I do venture up there.

I know the type well. In about a year she'll wise up and change her tune. SW's like that don't get repeat business and it catches up with them.

I like waving to that type aas I pass them on the street, and they know why they're only getting the wave.

Thanks again for a fine report.


Joe

[QUOTE=Curiousjoe]Great reports Super and great pics too.

I don't get up the K myself unless I have reason to be there but I always appreciate feedback on someone like Katie, incase I do venture up there.

I know the type well. In about a year she'll wise up and change her tune. SW's like that don't get repeat business and it catches up with them.

I like waving to that type aas I pass them on the street, and they know why they're only getting the wave.

Thanks again for a fine report.

Joe[/QUOTE]Thanks for the compliment on my report. I think we regulars especially need more reports on the bad apples to both stay away from them and teach them a lesson.

But wave to her? I think my inclination will be to thumb my nose at her or toss her the bird. But then again there is that poignant verse of scripture in Romans 12:20 that says: But "if your enemy is hungry, feed him. For if he is thirsty, give him a drink. If you do this, you will pile burning coals on his head." So maybe I should buy her a slurpee at the 7-11?