Brazilian by any other name
Posted this in the OC thread because the MP I went to was in Anaheim but I'll post it here too because Alexa, the provider, said that she works at Brazilian on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. I don't recommend her. *
I had Alexa. Spoke perfect English. From the US but said her parents are Colombian. Mid 20s. Decent set of natural C tits but the rest of her body is pretty square and unimpressive. Wasn't the prototypical hour-glass figure that I've grown accustomed to in my Colombianas.
The Christmas music piped into the room was pretty damn loud. Her CBJ was lack luster. She kept resting her elbow on my chest and it got uncomfortable after a while as her elbow kept digging into me. Let me feel her tits but was in an awkward position so that wasn't all that fun. Tried rubbing her pussy but she wasn't exactly making it convenient for me and I don't like to strong arm bitches during foreplay. Could barely feel the CBJ through the rubber for some reason. *
Told her I wanted to suck / kiss / lick her tits. She thought about it and said no because they hurt. Told me no DATY. Talk about lame! *
She mounted me CG and surprise surprise, my dick went limp. Didn't even penetrate her. She hopped off and jacked it with her hand but that was so rough and mechanical it hurt more than aroused me. She told me to try again but in missionary. I did but I couldn't feel it go in. Maybe she was still gaping from the guy before me. Gave her a couple pumps but my dick was not in the mood, and neither was she. She kept her hands on my pelvis and positioning her legs so I couldn't get complete penetration even with my rapidly deflating dick.
Don't know if she was pissed about working on Christmas, or if my own shitty Christmas had something to do with it but it wasn't going to happen tonight.
She left to get a bottle of baby oil to just give me a HJ. While she was out, I decided to cut my losses and got dressed. She wasn't exactly disappointed to see me half dressed when she returned. *
Gave her a small gratuity. Real shitty if we had actually completed the FS, but I figured it was better than nothing and I wanted to give her something for touching my dick, albeit not making me nut. She just gave an exasperated heavy exhale / sarcastic chuckle and opened the room. I felt bad as I've never been so cheap but I'm not going to pay for something that wasn't finished. Also, we never negotiated anything ahead of time.