Massage Parlor Reports

Ok, thinking of visiting one or the other of the LA or Islands this weekend. Never been before, read all the reviews, and the question: What is the best way to get service, not offend, and not act like a newbie-boobie?

Only other experience with spa is in Atlanta and it was great, and I remember that well, so I have an idea but that was a while ago.

What to do? What NOT to do? Not trying to drop big bucks but I can pay for what I get.

(And how to ask these things without sounding like a moron LOL)

Well, if you went to Hawaii, you could probably get away with saying you'd been there before (more than a year ago), because they've changed girls and mamasans. L.A. Spa mama has been there for at least 3 yrs, I think. That's not a huge thing, but might help you.

I just act very friendly, casual, natural. The mama will lead you into a room, then a girl will come in. If she seems receptive, I usually try and give her a hug. Then I usually try and give all the money at once, so there's no question what I'm there for. I'm always there for FS, so I usually give 1.6 to 2.0 total, depending on what is the latest I've read about the place on here. If you're seeking something less, then maybe better to wait until after the TS and if she asks you what you want (maybe others can chime in).

I just googled "massage parlor etiquette" and came up with several things, including this: [url]http://www.tuscl.net/b.php?AID=167[/url] ... pretty good stuff. There's others and I know there's been links to similar stuff on USASG, but not sure what city's forum I found it.

One more thing, I know not everyone has time to read this stuff or travels a lot like me, but it's a good thing to read the forums all over the country here on USASG. Gives you a lot of good general info, as well as being aware what's happening in other cities to compare, and in the biz in general.

[QUOTE=Twenty]Ok, thinking of visiting one or the other of the LA or Islands this weekend. Never been before, read all the reviews, and the question: What is the best way to get service, not offend, and not act like a newbie-boobie?

Only other experience with spa is in Atlanta and it was great, and I remember that well, so I have an idea but that was a while ago.

What to do? What NOT to do? Not trying to drop big bucks but I can pay for what I get.

(And how to ask these things without sounding like a moron LOL)[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the link.

It was very informative of what to expect.

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother]I just googled "massage parlor etiquette" and came up with several things, including this: [url]http://www.tuscl.net/b.php?AID=167[/url] ... pretty good stuff.
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Thanks. Well put, I have not ever been before, tried last night but ran out of time and gas, I was too late. This seems easy enough to understand. You and all the others here always provide such good info. So lets see if I can press my luck a little further. What time is best for a more timid newbie?

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother]Well, if you went to Hawaii, you could probably get away with saying you'd been there before (more than a year ago), because they've changed girls and mamasans. L.A. Spa mama has been there for at least 3 yrs, I think. That's not a huge thing, but might help you.

I just act very friendly, casual, natural. The mama will lead you into a room, then a girl will come in. If she seems receptive, I usually try and give her a hug. Then I usually try and give all the money at once, so there's no question what I'm there for. I'm always there for FS, so I usually give 1.6 to 2.0 total, depending on what is the latest I've read about the place on here. If you're seeking something less, then maybe better to wait until after the TS and if she asks you what you want (maybe others can chime in).

I just googled "massage parlor etiquette" and came up with several things, including this: [url]http://www.tuscl.net/b.php?AID=167[/url] ... pretty good stuff. There's others and I know there's been links to similar stuff on USASG, but not sure what city's forum I found it.

One more thing, I know not everyone has time to read this stuff or travels a lot like me, but it's a good thing to read the forums all over the country here on USASG. Gives you a lot of good general info, as well as being aware what's happening in other cities to compare, and in the biz in general.[/QUOTE]

Well, I think it's unpredictable how busy it will be at any given time. All it takes is a couple mongers to make it "busy." A general rule of thumb is that the girls are going to be fresher and have more energy earlier in the day, but it's possible you might go during an evening on a slow day and find a girl ready to go.

If you can get to Jackson, any of you fellow mongers, you might try Lucky Spa there. I feel a lot more positive about recommending them. You could tell them "Steve" sent you (name I use with them) and ask for Hannah or Sunny. If you plop down 1.8 for an hour, you will get very well taken care of. That's as no-hassle as you can get. If you're sweet on them, and you go more than once, you're likely to get the full GFE treatment that I get.

[QUOTE=Twenty]Thanks. Well put, I have not ever been before, tried last night but ran out of time and gas, I was too late. This seems easy enough to understand. You and all the others here always provide such good info. So lets see if I can press my luck a little further. What time is best for a more timid newbie?[/QUOTE]

Can someone give me some info. on Suzie at the Islands? I haven't seen anything in a couple of months. Description, services, attitude, etc. Headed there (or somewhere in the Lansing area) in a couple of weeks.

I am of the impression that any of em can be hit or miss. I have not been to the Islands yet, but when/if you go there, let us know what the current scoop is ?? :)

[QUOTE=Worker]Can someone give me some info. on Suzie at the Islands? I haven't seen anything in a couple of months. Description, services, attitude, etc. Headed there (or somewhere in the Lansing area) in a couple of weeks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Twenty]I am of the impression that any of em can be hit or miss. I have not been to the Islands yet, but when/if you go there, let us know what the current scoop is ?? :)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Worker]Can someone give me some info. on Suzie at the Islands? I haven't seen anything in a couple of months. Description, services, attitude, etc. Headed there (or somewhere in the Lansing area) in a couple of weeks.[/QUOTE]
I know that as well, or better, than most. What I am looking for is some first hand experience with Suzie from someone that can give me specifics. Thanks.

Is "Islands" the same as Hawaii?

[QUOTE=Db2222]Is "Islands" the same as Hawaii?[/QUOTE]

Yes. Do you have info?

What is the best AMP to visit on a Friday afternoon?

[QUOTE=Johny Mac]What is the best AMP to visit on a Friday afternoon?[/QUOTE]Again Mr. Officer,

RTFF. Contribute to the forum before asking such direct questions.

Haha ... don't think any of us have analyzed it down to days and times. It only takes a few customers to make a place "busy," so YMMV, just as always.

[QUOTE=Johny Mac]What is the best AMP to visit on a Friday afternoon?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Webo 1976]Again Mr. Officer,

RTFF. Contribute to the forum before asking such direct questions.[/QUOTE]Crazy how someone cannot even post a question without being called a cop. The question I asked is simply asking which AMP is best in your opinion. I am not asking for any services.

Feel free to read my response to TB under the Strip Club Reports. As for AMPs, I visited my first more than 15 years ago. But since it has been around four years and even longer in Lansing, then I hoped for more current info. I have a business trip that will take me there, so with my extra time I need something relaxing to do.

In the past I was a member, but it has been a few years. Believe it or not. I could post my dreams from the past with enough details to convince most, but I think the mind of yours is made up.

Hopefully, someone here will realize that all I am looking for is some recent information as to how AMPs are now. Which would be the best one to visit for a great massage?

How is asking such a simple question the sign of LE? Sorry if I disobeyed some unwritten rule.

Well, most of us are conditioned to think that someone who posts the types of questions you did as a first post is not on the up and up. I mean, well, the question here, about AMPs on a Friday afternoon, just seemed silly. If you've been visiting AMPs for 15 years ... well, maybe where you're from that would be reasonable, but here there's two AMPs on the Lansing area. Both have lots of reviews on here, but I don't think any of us know a distinct patter of one being better on a Friday afternoon than the other. Maybe where you're from, some have a rep for getting crazy busy at certain times, but not here.

[QUOTE=Johny Mac]Crazy how someone cannot even post a question without being called a cop. The question I asked is simply asking which AMP is best in your opinion. I am not asking for any services.

Feel free to read my response to TB under the Strip Club Reports. As for AMPs, I visited my first more than 15 years ago. But since it has been around four years and even longer in Lansing, then I hoped for more current info. I have a business trip that will take me there, so with my extra time I need something relaxing to do.

In the past I was a member, but it has been a few years. Believe it or not. I could post my dreams from the past with enough details to convince most, but I think the mind of yours is made up.

Hopefully, someone here will realize that all I am looking for is some recent information as to how AMPs are now. Which would be the best one to visit for a great massage?

How is asking such a simple question the sign of LE? Sorry if I disobeyed some unwritten rule.[/QUOTE]