Strip Club Reports

Lend me a quarter today and I'll gladly pay you tomorrow. Whimpy's quote from long ago. Anyway, this is the oldest stripper come-on in the book. The second is to give a cell# out; if if goes to her I'll lick my own balls (which I can't do, but I guess I could try). Anyway, the last stripper digits I got 3.5 years ago rang to Detroit Public Schools. And this was after she jacked me off, reached right into my sweats, and stroked mini me until I came. I think I had 1 hand on her tit and a finger in her (unt. NTS, I fell in love; never saw her again. It was at Legg's, diff name now, and actually she jerked me off 2 or 3 times over a couple weeks, all for the price of a couple dances and a wristband. Of course today you can go to H8S and get the full meal deal.

Right after this I graduated to SW's where I got a nice piece of ass nearly 100% of the time and at 1/8 to 1/4 what the hoe strippers wanted; and a few of them were as hot as the club girls. Although most of them were not quite as hot.

But please prove me wrong, tell us all about Friday or the next time you see her. And let us know if the phone rings to that pleasure chest. Be safe and good lapping. MW

[QUOTE=Fun Dave]I'm a lurker trying to help out a little. First I want to thank a couple of guys for helping me out, now I'm trying to return the favor.

Went to Flamingos Saturday night and had a great time. Met a dancer named Chase, late 20's GREAT body and SUPER tits. Gave me a deal on private dances and took me to the back. First question she asked was if I was a cop. I have never had dances there like hers, WOW. She did give her cell and said she would do takeout but not last night. Asked If I would come back next Friday and she would go home with me. We'll C. I will keep you updated.[/QUOTE]

I have had alot of luck at a couple strips clubs. The site needs to put up the 22 rules of strips clubs right beside monger rules. You will not get very far in any club if you use names and are very public about who you saw or what you did. Remember, this is a club with a BUNCH of women competing for the same dollar. Talk about cat fights and other assorted problems. I am truly not saying you can't have luck in a club but if you don't follow some basic rules you will be about as bad off as not following the monger rules. Just FYI

[QUOTE=VTX Rider]I went to this link and maybe something has changed, because it says that the website is under contruction.[/QUOTE]I think they changed the site. It should be .org now

Hey guys,

I'm from cincy and as you know we have dogshit for stripclubs. Does anybody know if living room or cheeks has girls that will give a "really special" lapdance. And no, I dont mean what the dancers say every time they ask if you want a dance.

Any advice?

[QUOTE=Curiousguy795]Hey guys,

I'm from cincy and as you know we have dogshit for stripclubs. Does anybody know if living room or cheeks has girls that will give a "really special" lapdance. And no, I dont mean what the dancers say every time they ask if you want a dance.

Any advice?[/QUOTE]I think that you will have better luck with take out services from Harem and Sharkey's.

Take out is definitely available at Cheeks.

Agree with Harem and Sharkey's. Have fun.

It goes like this. Dancers get fined for customer contact. Fines are imposed by the goons running the place. Dancer gets you to go for a 2-4-1 lap dance and then during the 2nd dance will put a tit on your lips. At this point she will step back and say "you owe me $60." "I get a fine if you bite my tit. " "You owe me $60. " Pay up she demands. Says she will call the police. So when you do not pay, She runs over to the DJ / bouncer and you get tossed out after you pay for the dance.

Who needs all this no touch hassle and fines talk. When girls get fined for guys doing what they do at all the other clubs? Sooner or later the girls will start the scam. I do not think the DJ is "in" on the scam.

[QUOTE=Cincitoo]It goes like this. Dancers get fined for customer contact. Fines are imposed by the goons running the place. Dancer gets you to go for a 2-4-1 lap dance and then during the 2nd dance will put a tit on your lips. At this point she will step back and say "you owe me $60. " "I get a fine if you bite my tit. " "You owe me $60. " Pay up she demands. Says she will call the police. So when you do not pay, She runs over to the DJ / bouncer and you get tossed out after you pay for the dance.

Who needs all this no touch hassle and fines talk. When girls get fined for guys doing what they do at all the other clubs? Sooner or later the girls will start the scam. I do not think the DJ is "in" on the scam.[/QUOTE]This is very unusual as the girls want you as a repeat customer and I have never heard of it before. Usually, if someone goes too far with their hands or fingers, they will get tossed out of the club. NYNY does not seem to be as good as other clubs anyways. Try Cheeks or Living Room. You will definitely get a tit in the face, but be gentle. You may even get a takeout offer.

[QUOTE=Cincitoo]It goes like this. Dancers get fined for customer contact. Fines are imposed by the goons running the place. Dancer gets you to go for a 2-4-1 lap dance and then during the 2nd dance will put a tit on your lips. At this point she will step back and say "you owe me $60. " "I get a fine if you bite my tit. " "You owe me $60. " Pay up she demands. Says she will call the police. So when you do not pay, She runs over to the DJ / bouncer and you get tossed out after you pay for the dance.

Who needs all this no touch hassle and fines talk. When girls get fined for guys doing what they do at all the other clubs? Sooner or later the girls will start the scam. I do not think the DJ is "in" on the scam.[/QUOTE]Real Simple. SHE is the one who gets in trouble and not you. If the club lays a hand on you, THEY can get shut down. If she pulls the DJ shit, simply say, I'm leaving. I am not paying a FINE for anything. I did not do anything illegal. I would not get fined or charged with anything if you do call ther police. Nice seeing you. And by the way this will be posted on TUCLS and efvry other board. They will NOT lay a hand on you. DO NOT PAY.

I can't speak for all the clubs, this is for the Living Room only. I have a long time friend as a dancer there. It is now common for the girls to offer "extras" during multiple dances. Most often an oral exam on you. Rates vary by dancer. Some 3 songs, some 4. Also usually when you pay for nude private dance. Actually too many are offer to post a list. Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Dcloser6]I can't speak for all the clubs, this is for the Living Room only. I have a long time friend as a dancer there. It is now common for the girls to offer "extras" during multiple dances. Most often an oral exam on you. Rates vary by dancer. Some 3 songs, some 4. Also usually when you pay for nude private dance. Actually too many are offer to post a list. Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]Oh nice. Do they do that in the courch room or is there another private area?

It's been a while since I hit the Living Room, so when did they start fully nude private dances? Are they in the back? What's a guy to expect to pay for the private section per dance? Thanks, Daz

[QUOTE=Dazhiba]It's been a while since I hit the Living Room, so when did they start fully nude private dances? Are they in the back? What's a guy to expect to pay for the private section per dance? Thanks, Daz[/QUOTE]Well I don't know its on the cards or not. They take little extra and do it. LR has always been good to me.

[QUOTE=Dazhiba]It's been a while since I hit the Living Room, so when did they start fully nude private dances? Are they in the back? What's a guy to expect to pay for the private section per dance? Thanks, Daz[/QUOTE]BTW thanks for your review on asian express in pitt forums. I have been to pitt last week. She was really good.

Glad to do my part. Good thing I don't get to Pittsburgh too often or I would be spending way too much $$ on miss Lilly. I get a hard on just thinki about that fine piece of asian ass! Stay save.