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[QUOTE=Rub & Tugged][url]http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1547186/posts[/url]

Here is the story I was referencing about the CIA in Italy.

Another way guys with spouses get busted is that they delete the numbers out of their phone that they don't want their wife to see, but then the wife either gets the bill, or more sneakily, goes online and looks at the bill, she has enough information about you to see it...[/QUOTE]

From your link I was able to find a link to the actual story: [url]http://globalcop.us/2005/12/cia-sucks-read-this-chicago-tribune.html[/url]

If you read the story, the phone was actually left on and used to call the USA, so I'm not sure why the author thinks the phone pings when turned off, since it didn't apply in this case. And unfortunately the author didn't list a reference for that claim.

When I 1st met Simpleton she was living at home with her parents. Then she moved out & got a place of her own with her own phone. These days when she calls to pester me she's calling from her parents' number so I guess she couldn't afford her own place. A few weeks back I saw her cutting someone's lawn. If she took some time to pretty herself up she could do well. And there, but for the grace of God, go I.

With the exception of Simpleton, who's as dumb as a post, the most intelligent SWs I've met have been black. I used to get some great head from this one gal in Milwaukee who should have been a politician. When I was zippering up I used to admire her book collection which showed what a thinker she was. If Simpleton had books they were to keep her furniture from tipping over.

CM

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead], the most intelligent SWs I've met have been black.
CM[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't go so far as to say the BSWs are the most intelligent, but I would agree that they are undoubtedly the most street savvy. And therefore pose a greater mental challenge to most mongers. 95% of the time that I get ripped off or put into a compromising situation its at the hands of a BSW and not necessarily one who could be a Rhodes scholar either.

Case in point, I know many of you go down to North Chicago on occasion looking for Cubic Zirconia's in the rough. There are two BSW's in particular that are incredibly smart (even when they are cracked out & feinding) but more street savvy than most.

Strawberry can recall with incredible details about the first time I picked her up 4 years ago, even though now I wont even slow down for her when she gives me a wave, its because she knows exactly who I am, and how to play ME.

The other used to be part of a skip tracer company and this chick really makes me squirm with what she can recall! Right down to your licence plates... no shit. A few years ago when I renewed my plates, she noticed not only that the plates had changed from the old IL Blue & White stripes to a mini Lincoln, but she noticed my numbers had changed as well! I thought she was BS'ing me at first, but when she told me part of the other plate number & letters and I almost shit a brick.

By the way, both of these chicks are still walking the same streets for well over 4 years, as I pass them up regularly to this this day.

Just because they are hooked on the junk, don't mean they are all dumb. In fact, most of these chicks are just pure street survivors.

I'll vote for lazy and worthless along with street smart...definitely not smart though because the most intelligent hookers will act in a rational way to maximize their economic benefit.... the best way to do that is frequent a regular area, maintain a regular schedule, maintain a working phone, and provide a good service. This will ensure repeat business and foster positive referrals for new business while minimizing danger and issues with police... chances are the idiots who rip off customers also try to rip off their dealers which makes their drugs more expensive and harder to get...so, for example, when I trek to N. Chicago I usually see Maggie and she rarely ends up in jail for long...she's like a hooker McDonald's...you know what it will cost and what you will get every time you hit her drive thru lane... and she has a relatively easy go to get her stuff compared to some others as opposed to Isabella who can't step into the street because so many people will try to run her skanky, theiving aids infested ass over if it could remotely look like an accident...

[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]I wouldn't go so far as to say the BSWs are the most intelligent, but I would agree that they are undoubtedly the most street savvy. And therefore pose a greater mental challenge to most mongers. 95% of the time that I get ripped off or put into a compromising situation its at the hands of a BSW and not necessarily one who could be a Rhodes scholar either.

Case in point, I know many of you go down to North Chicago on occasion looking for Cubic Zirconia's in the rough. There are two BSW's in particular that are incredibly smart (even when they are cracked out & feinding) but more street savvy than most.

Strawberry can recall with incredible details about the first time I picked her up 4 years ago, even though now I wont even slow down for her when she gives me a wave, its because she knows exactly who I am, and how to play ME.

The other used to be part of a skip tracer company and this chick really makes me squirm with what she can recall! Right down to your licence plates... no shit. A few years ago when I renewed my plates, she noticed not only that the plates had changed from the old IL Blue & White stripes to a mini Lincoln, but she noticed my numbers had changed as well! I thought she was BS'ing me at first, but when she told me part of the other plate number & letters and I almost shit a brick.

By the way, both of these chicks are still walking the same streets for well over 4 years, as I pass them up regularly to this this day.

Just because they are hooked on the junk, don't mean they are all dumb. In fact, most of these chicks are just pure street survivors.[/QUOTE]

I'm telling you...Simpleton could be a long-term goldmine...if 1 guy could harness her.

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]When I 1st met Simpleton she was living at home with her parents. Then she moved out & got a place of her own with her own phone. These days when she calls to pester me she's calling from her parents' number so I guess she couldn't afford her own place. A few weeks back I saw her cutting someone's lawn. If she took some time to pretty herself up she could do well. And there, but for the grace of God, go I.

With the exception of Simpleton, who's as dumb as a post, the most intelligent SWs I've met have been black. I used to get some great head from this one gal in Milwaukee who should have been a politician. When I was zippering up I used to admire her book collection which showed what a thinker she was. If Simpleton had books they were to keep her furniture from tipping over.

CM[/QUOTE]

maybe they are moving to Kenosha...I found one!

Does this mean no more Simpleton?!!?!? *gasp*

The Racine streets have been a bit dead in the last couple of weeks - maybe it's the cold. Early one morning I got chased out of a street off Douglas in the hood by a 4 young thugs in a car. So I decided to cruise S Mammarial for a few minutes until the heat died down.

I've been staying away from Simpleton, but I expect to run into her working in a fast food joint.

CM

This week I was in need of some wh0r-moan therapy so I hit the streets of Racine & drove around. I spotted "Ann" wearing a pale yellow jacket on S Mammarial by the river & spun around & she got in. Things felt pretty good at first, but then they slowly went downhill as 1st she wanted me to go to her place, then she didn't want to do anything in my van & so we headed towards her place to sit in her parking lot. Then she started pointing out different things about me & became a real talker. By the time the money was exchanged & she'd taken off her jacket to get down to bidness I was really deflated - partly caused by the needle holes I suddenly saw in her arms. So I told her to get out & she did. My 20 was a donation to a cause. As I drove away looking for the next passenger I noticed what she'd left behind for me-fuzz from her jacket all over my passenger seat that I'm still trying to pick off. She's not a rip-off artist, just an experience that didn't work out & we didn't click. Not recommended. But what was also interesting is that she lived at the same place as a regular I used to have who was just awesome - huge soft tits, easy to be with & a smooth mouth that knew how to operate. When the streets department clears the snow away in the next couple of weeks I'll drive around again.

Craven

Craven,

Can you please give a description of her. She might change her jacket and I do not wish to pick her up either.

Thank you,

Do

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]The Racine streets have been a bit dead in the last couple of weeks - maybe it's the cold. Early one morning I got chased out of a street off Douglas in the hood by a 4 young thugs in a car. So I decided to cruise S Mammarial for a few minutes until the heat died down.

I've been staying away from Simpleton, but I expect to run into her working in a fast food joint.

CM[/QUOTE]


Fast food...there's a scenario...so many jokes too.

In a moment of desperation I called Simpleton only to find the number was no good. That means she's unreachable & I haven't seen her on the streets in the last several months. I hope nothing bad happened to her.

So after this disappointment I drove Douglas one evening & picked up a Karen - a big girl with a full shirt & thick coke-bottle glasses that must have made my dick seem even bigger to her than it really is. She said she just got out of bible class! Now there's one I'd never heard before. And as she gave me the treatment I could picture her blowing guys in the back row of the church. Or servicing the church leaders for a cut of the money off the collection plate. She was a quitely spoken gal and this bible story did fit with her personality. She wouldn't give me a phone number & seemed just a bit nervous, saying she'd only done this 3 or 4 times. But the smoothness of the therapy made me think it was 3 or 4 hundred. I'll watch for her again & next time ask which church she goes to. Of all of Lefty's stories I don't recall one about him picking gals up in churches-but who knows with him.

CM

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]In a moment of desperation I called Simpleton only to find the number was no good. That means she's unreachable & I haven't seen her on the streets in the last several months. I hope nothing bad happened to her.

So after this disappointment I drove Douglas one evening & picked up a Karen - a big girl with a full shirt & thick coke-bottle glasses that must have made my dick seem even bigger to her than it really is. She said she just got out of bible class! Now there's one I'd never heard before. And as she gave me the treatment I could picture her blowing guys in the back row of the church. Or servicing the church leaders for a cut of the money off the collection plate. She was a quitely spoken gal and this bible story did fit with her personality. She wouldn't give me a phone number & seemed just a bit nervous, saying she'd only done this 3 or 4 times. But the smoothness of the therapy made me think it was 3 or 4 hundred. I'll watch for her again & next time ask which church she goes to. Of all of Lefty's stories I don't recall one about him picking gals up in churches-but who knows with him.

CM[/QUOTE]

CM,
This is one of your funnest posts yet! But it kind of gives me a new perspective on "Bible thumping"...

About 5 years ago a friend introduced me to a woman who worked in a church office, and no this is not a Lefty story. My friend had a "friendship" with her for several months prior to me meeting her. After several emals back and forth I went to the church where se worked to meet her. As she was giving me a tour of the church we got to the chior room where she gave me a very nice BJ and I returned the favor by DTY. My friend told me she liked to watch guys masturbate and love to play with the twins. We played at her work place one other time where she gave me a BJ with a handshake finish. The last time I played with her was 3 way with my friend.

Here is a picture of her pu**y.

Here's the morning news from the streets of Racine:

Center: Empty
Jakato: Empty & has been for months. New year's resolution is not to waste any more time or gas going there.
Memorial: One shadowy figure seen at about 5am, then gone when I went back.
Douglas: When I 1st hit Douglas a gal in an old car pulled up to me & signalled to take down the window then asked for 25c for gas for her tire. I told her I was broke. She drove past me 5 times going up & down Douglas. It made me feel bad that she had a bad tire doing all that driving. Some time later I saw her walking on Douglas so I stopped to pick her up. I asked her about the tire & she said it was fine. What a relief. Imagine being stranded with a dead car on Douglas. But now she needed money for gas! She passed 3 of my tests: She got right in my van, she said she wasn't LE & she put hand on dick when asked. I started talking about a transaction & she said she didn't want to talk, just wanted me to drive. That's when I made 2 right turns & took her back to her car. She definitely wasn't LE, just a sad person with no enthusiasm for anything except driving. She got out with no hassle so I called her back & gave her 5.

Other things on Douglas that morning were a skinny gal in a white jacket seen who was gone when I got back to her. And a guy I passed 3 times waiting on a corner. Then when I went around again he was on the other side of the street waiting to go in the opposite direction. Also didn't seem like LE.

Here's a photo I shot some weeks back but never posted it. It's outside the can store opposite the old NRS. There's a 4 inch hole with a camera inside pointing directly at the Winner's Circle-a place known by the locals for regular busts. Watch for it.

Craven