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File this under the " You dumb F!%K! " file.

I was tired and had a few beers in me but I called for an outcall that I saw in eros- tampa.com. The girl didn't look like the photo. But I gave her the money anyway. I should have known better, I fell for the line I have to bring the money to the driver. I followed her out to the truck but she made a motion to hand the money to the driver but instead hopped in the Late 80's/early 90's Silver Green Ford Ranger and sped off.

The "agency" was at http://www.tampaescorts.net/ and the girl was Jodi. 813-932-8900. The whole operation must be a scam.

They have about a dozen girls listed on the website.

It was an expensive education. I think I'll stick with incall or AMP's in the future.

Has anyone else out there fell for this scam? (Misery loves company)

Wasn't nude full contact lap dances banned in Tampa? I haven't been there in years. Last time you could find sws at the bar next to Mons or across the street at the bus stop in front of 2001.

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Dreamed my friend from Columbus has moved to Clearwater bch and is for hire there, 5'4" 110 Blonde with great skill, Storm, 727-442-3587, tell her Jimmy from Atlanta sent you. Wet dreams to all, PW

Recently had a trip to Tampa area - still "great" dances at Tanga Lounge. I liked the variety there compared to many of the other joints in the area. Blacks, Whites, Latinos, big boobs, little boobs, etc.

Fun times to be had! Bummed out a little though on the price hikes since the last time I was there a year ago. Now it's $25/dance or more depending on girl. But I talked down most of them back to the $20/dance since I mentioned the price I used to pay. Maybe you guys could use that also to save a few bucks.

Don't remember the ladies name, but the tall blonde, maybe 7.5 on looks scale will give you a great back massage for a $5 tip. I tried getting a "front" massage but no dice.

Hey Tampa Mongers has anyone ran accroos a a cute little wsw named Gia. She was in Orlando for a while and I enjoyed her company there. She said she was headed to Tampa for bigger and better days. She has also danced and worked the MP circuit. She haas curly brown hair, great disposition and weighs about 100 lbs. A true gem. Any info will be appreciated.

JM

Re: AMPs on Kennedy
Hailing from the Maryland board, a recent trip to the Tampa area inspired me to check out the local board.
I ended up trying Nagoya Spa on Kennedy (after a fruitless attempt to be admitted into the "nameless" spa in the building next door - nobody answered the door, although the light was on).
At Nagoya, Kim (in her 30ies, a 6-7 in my book, cute Playboy bunny outfit, though) welcomed me and proceeded with an alright table shower, some attention to the important parts.
The massage thereafter was decent, if nothing extraordinary. Howard Johnson was the motto at the finish line, although I got the distinct feeling that Billy Joel or even Frank Sinatra might sing at the Nagoya on repeated visits (locking cabinet with key present in the room....).

Conn.

Tanga is always a fun spot if you loosen up and spend some cash. The gals are fun, willing and very able. For a cost savings, try the day shift ladies that work 12:00pm to 8:00pm usually. Ask for Rikki, Noelle, Allison or Tikki. Tell them Scooter sent you and you will get treated right. Scooter is a fellow monger who frequents there and they all know him on day shift.

Oh and Rikki is Rikki Moans the Porn Star, fun gal!

Does anyone have information on non-pro bars/clubs in and around Tampa where you don't have to be 25 or younger to fit in?

By the way, my vote for strip clubs in the area is Ybor Strip, hands down. I've had good luck there, way beyond just a dance, for nothing additional, but I wouldn't count on it. Did have one somewhat bad experience, though. It's actually a little funny.

A college student from Orlando was dancing there during a weekday. She was an adorable little brunette, about 5'4", and 110 lbs. She had the face and body of a model, far better looking than anyone I had ever seen in the place. She also had a perfect, little shaven pussy and an ass to die for. No tatoos, nothing fake. We talked for a half hour or so and she was pleasent and friendly. She asked me for a dance and we went in the room for 3 or 4 songs. During that time, she was very liberal, but at a certain point said, "I'm going to charge you extra if you want to lick it." I normally wouldn't do that anyway, but her looks got the better of me and I said okay. At the end of our session, I hand her an extra $20, and she looks at me with this incredulous expression as if I had insulted her. She said that the "extra" fee was $200! So, obviously we had a bit of a gap in our expectations. As we had not negotiated anything up front, and I was the one holding the money, I pretty much stuck with my position (actually, I gave her another $20 just to be a nice guy). She threatened to get the manager, and I told her to go ahead because I was very interested to have a discussion with him about the girls rates for various things. She left and the manager never came to see me.

Now, before I get flamed for paying her extra, I have gotten A LOT there in the past for free, so I sort of wrote it off as paying my dues.

Five. Count them five different sightings this morning.

The first on Hillborough.

The alien in question was wearing grey spandex bottom covering a huge juicy ass, which I am sure concealed some sort of man juicy extractor. I am more then assured from her waves and gestures that she had plenty of man juicy stored up for the mother ship.

The top it was wearing ensured that she was not a normal girl. The sparkles coming from the top showing off just a bit of her slightly less endowed chest area, hypnotized all men that passed by.

Her wave and slap of her juice extractor towards the road proved that she meant business.

The space ship must have been close to the hump on Hillsborough near the Seminole Indian Casino, due to her traveling back and forth along that area.

So if you like plump juicy alien sightings she should be on your list of things to do.

Second and third were on Nebraska.

Normally sightings happen in less lit areas, but this was during the day. About nine in the morning there were two very young aliens wereing very tight clothes. These two were pretending to be latin girls. Just like the pod people these aliens were trying to infiltrate human society by posing as women of the street.

One was wearing a blue button up shirt that was way to big for her and pants that were to tight for her. The other had some awful yellow stretch pants on revealing her mind controlling ass. Damn those devious aliens.

A quick honk will ensure that the aliens look. This is their mattign noise. A quick honk and they are ready to mate with human males.

The problem with this is that most space creatures walking together like to stay together. Which could be good if you like to have two alien encounters at the same time.

They were walking the long stretch of the road in front of the publix towards hillborough.

The fourth was on Florida.

She was acting like she was a bucaneers fan due to her elusive, ass covering, bucs sweater. She was an exceptional mind controll expert. She looked ever male driver in the eye as they passed by making sure that they were hers for the taking.

As soon as one stopped, she got in and from what i can tell she used her space vacuum to gather his life force from his body.

Her body showed that she was truely an alien, because a human female that fine would not be out trying to gather mens life juice.

She was south of Waters on Florida near the McDonalds.

The fifth and final sighting was on Florida also.

This visitor from above was also trying to blend into human society by wearing a Bucs t-shirt. Unlike the other alien huntress, this one had a Bucs shirt from the days before pewter power.

She was the worst of them all. She didn't have any juicy powers or ass enducing mind controll. She could almost pass for a skeleton.

She too was trying to get human life force with her suckling powers.

She was wandering just outside of the cash checking place across the street from Uptowns Modeling.

Aliens not only like to take in mens life force goo, but also like to get paid for doing so. Their species need a mans life force to survive.

Be cautious with all the sightings and fake sightings out there make sure you know which is which.

So until later space cadets ... look to the stars.

Here is an incredible dream that I had last night.

I was dreaming that I entered the Pink Pony around 8 PM last evening. There were but a few gentlemen in the establishment, but plenty of women looking to entertain.

Now I had heard plenty about the Pony on these postings before, but I have to admit, in my dreams I was a little reserved about what would happen.

After a drink I was approached by who I thought to be the cutest girl there. She said it was her first day working. (I believe I have heard this before..)

After a few minutes she asked if I wanted to go to the VIP room. I asked her if it would be worth my time. She asked if I had ever had oral sex by a girl with a tongue ring. I told her no, and she said if we went back, she would ensure that I would not be able to ever make that statement again.

To say she seemed to enjoy her work is an understatement. We were only in there about 1 minute before she was undoing my pants. She asked how much I was willing to pay. I said 3 Jacksons. She asked for 5. We settled for 4. She proceeded to perform BBBJTC.

She is a greal gal and hopefully if I ever visit the Pony when I am awake, she will be a reality.

After my dream last night, I was in hopes that I would dream again of a visit to the Pony. My dreams were answered and I arrived the next night at around 9 PM.

I was approached almost immediately by a black dancer who called herself Candi Lane. She told me that she has appeared in almost every men's magazine except Playboy and Penthouse.

To say she had an incrediable rack is an understatement. She told me she was a feature dancer and had been at the Pony for 5 years.

She proceeded to talk me into going to the VIP room. Once inside she said since she was a feature dancer she received more money for her services.

I haggled with her over price for a few minutes then agreed upon CBJ and FS for two Franklins.

She performed with a lot of energy and the dream ended way before I wanted it to....:)

WOW... I was in TPA for biz as usual (about once a month) and decided to do some club (strip) hopping. My buddy and I hit Mons for the first time ever just because a couple of girls I was hanging out with said they worked they and they were HOT. I knew their probably wasn't any "extras", so just paid cover and got a free lap dance paid for by the friend. I'll take a good grinding for free! Then I went back to the hotel and fell asleep.

I dreamed the next night I went to Ybor Strip. A little more friendly, a lot more money for that friendlyness though. I think I paid about $120 for her to play with it for a few and me to finish the job. I felt it was a waste...and it was in comparison.

I went back to the hotel that night, fell asleep, and dreamed that I came back about 3 weeks later. This time I went during the day to another very famous TPA club. It was fun. I walked in and it is the first titty club I'd been to that had XXX videos playing!!! Gotta like what that does too you. There were only about 5-6 girls working it looked like and I was one of only two guys in the club. They all come by of course and I tell them "maybe later". Well, another girl came by and she just sat right down. I won't mention names b/c I won't mess up my next dream with her, but she was very cute and seemed genuinely friendly. We just sat and chatted for about 15 minutes before we talked any business. She asked if I knew about this place and I told her I hadn't been to this place but I liked that they were playing porn, that told me something!

We talked a little more and I don't know why (since it was a dream), but I told her I don't like a "tease". It's a dream...just take a tease and be happy (LOL)! Anyway, she said that for $150 we could have a block of "time" vs. doing it per song. I asked what that "block" consists of and she said that I will be very happy. I was a bit apprehensive as sometimes you can get burned if you don't get it out of them up front, but she was afraid at that point I was a cop. Since she was dressed like a schoolgirl, it turned me on enough and I said how long do we have and she said, as long as it takes. So I said yes...I need a wet dream!

We went back and wow, great nipples. She "accidentily" grabbed my cock (so as to be sure I am not a cop it was an "accident") and I assured her that was ok. So she took it in her hand for a minute after she took her panties off. I was hard instantly, and she went back to her back, got out a certain piece of latex...now, why do that for a dream, I don't know. But let's practice safe sex even in our dreams. She continued to enjoy it, then she went down and took my cock in her mouth and Deep Throated it a couple of times - wow, any many enjoys that feeling! Then she put on that little piece of latex and said, "I usually don't do this" (she seemed sincere about everything else, why not believe her there - haha), and stuck it inside of her as she stradled me. Her miniskirt was covering us though so it just looked like a lapdance. I took my time even though it was hard not to come quickly. Never dreamed I had full service in a titty bar before. But I held back and we probably went at it for at least 15 minutes before I popped. She seemed to really enjoy it too. Then she got off, we cleaned up a bit and sat in there and talked for another 10 minutes...so we were probably back there for a good 40 minutes total.

Now, you might say that is an expensive dream. But for a hot chick in a schoolgirl outfit and the thought of having sex in public (even though behind a curtain), that just works for me. And let me tell you, I am going to do my best to have that dream just about every time I go down to Tampa...because it was worth it. Wet Dreams - you gotta love em'!!!!!

getmesome,

WOW! What a dream. I want to have some dreams too! What club are you dreaming about with the school girl? Please let us know for we to can have something to dream about.

I will be in the Tampa area in January and want to go to all of the clubs.

Chiapet

I think that we all have to be careful how much detail we give out for particular clubs here on the forum. People that have never posted once have written me asking me about the club that I went to and had such a good time at...I did not and will not tell someone who has not been adding to the board - plus, I don't know if they are LE and I don't want them to shut down our fun!

Just an encouragement to be careful before we give out too much info on club particulars so they don't get busted!!

Of course, If you don't say anything about any club to anyone you won't help the cops or the hobbyists and you won't help the dancers get more business either. Hopefully the dancers are discreet enough to protect themselves from being busted. You know how before you go to the private areas of the club you have to go to a certain spot and pay the entry fee? I'm guessing that at the very least that the person collecting that fee knows what a lot of the vice cops look like, and in a more extreme hypothetical case perhaps your photo is being taken and that the club owners have a little database going of who danced with Trixie right before a bust. Any thoughts on that?

When you post and say you had a good time at a club with a certain dancer, the rest of us want to know what club and what dancer. If you can't name the club and the dancer it might as well be fiction, not a discussion.