Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[QUOTE=Rub & Tugged]New place in Libertyville next to Jewel. Friend went in there on Friday and got a massage. Says there is a privacy wall at lobby, doors on massage rooms, pamphlet that says massage etiquitte and suggests you should be nude for it. He got a white chick, can't remember her name. Nothing tried, nothing offered. There was butt massage. Good massage. He thought maybe extras would be offered by the occasional rouge worker, but that management probably was not in on the deal.[/QUOTE]

Here's the website...

[url=www.massagemotu.com]Massage Motu[/url]

I'm guessing the place is legit. I'd no more expect extras from them than I would from Megi's or Heavenly Swedish.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Here's the website...

[url=www.massagemotu.com]Massage Motu[/url]

I'm guessing the place is legit. I'd no more expect extras from them than I would from Megi's or Heavenly Swedish.[/QUOTE]Seeing that they accept personal checks and credit cards they must be legit. Too dangerous for a monger. That, and how many of us mongers are into "ear candling"?

Most guests tip 15-20%?? I expect a return on my investment if I'm going to tip even a dime.

Anyone else willing to TOFFT? I think this is the type of place you need to be an established regular, and you may at best get a HJ, depending on the massuese.

[QUOTE=JustJoe]Anyone else willing to TOFFT? I think this is the type of place you need to be an established regular, and you may at best get a HJ, depending on the massuese.[/QUOTE] Their website says: "A health history questionnaire and a discussion of your needs will be reviewed upon your first visit.."

I think that means legit. Sorry, you have to give too much info for me.

Checked out MM about a month back.

Completely and utterly legit.

Sorry.

Has anyone been to the Pine Spa recently? I'm new to the AMP experience. What do I need to know to insure maximum enjoyment? Table shower standard or upon special request? Who's the best choice at Pine? Or do you even get to choose?

[QUOTE=Kirpster]Has anyone been to the Pine Spa recently? I'm new to the AMP experience. What do I need to know to insure maximum enjoyment? Table shower standard or upon special request? Who's the best choice at Pine? Or do you even get to choose? [/QUOTE]TS is standard, then short session in the sauna to dry off. I've never had a choice of providers but never had a bad experience. First time I got a lot of questions about where I work, what I do, how I like it, that kind of stuff. IMHO, I suggest just having a nice conversation with her, but don't push her for any details. Let her guide you through the process. Be nice and she'll return the favor.

What's the proper tip amount, and when should one tip?

[QUOTE=Kirpster]What's the proper tip amount, and when should one tip?[/QUOTE]

I usually tip as follows:

$20-40 HJ
$60-80 oral, either way
$100-120 FS

As far as when to tip, whenever possible, wait until after the deed to give an incentive for a good tip. That said, you won't get anywhere with some providers until you pony up first.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]I usually tip as follows:

$20-40 HJ
$60-80 oral, either way
$100-120 FS

As far as when to tip, whenever possible, wait until after the deed to give an incentive for a good tip. That said, you won't get anywhere with some providers until you pony up first.[/QUOTE]

After a slew of PM's, let me clarify a couple things.

First of all, the rates I quoted were for AMP's in general. I've never gotten any more than a handshake from Pine ever since Kimberly left years ago. Man, do I miss her.

Also, when I said "oral, either way," I was referring to BJ and/or DATY.

I have gone to Pine a couple times in the last few weeks. Saw Tina the first time and Connie the second. The up side to this place is that it is convenient. The down side is the limited menu. All in all the service I got was pretty much as described in previous posts. Not a bad place, but in my opinion not worth the 100-120 that it costs for a average massage and a limited menu of extras.

Guys I'm out of fucking ideas here!! Lake County has become the most boring place on EARTH! And Vernon Hills has got to be the most lillywhite goody two shoes places in the county as far as I can tell, hell, even the fucking Hooters folded here!!!

Does anyone know of any strip clubs, private gent clubs or lingerie shows in this area? Swingers shit? Any Good providers that do lunch specials for under .01?

Anything?? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? ....

Feel free to IM me if you want to keep it on the DL.

[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]Guys I'm out of fucking ideas here!! Lake County has become the most boring place on EARTH! And Vernon Hills has got to be the most lillywhite goody two shoes places in the county as far as I can tell, hell, even the fucking Hooters folded here!!!

Does anyone know of any strip clubs, private gent clubs or lingerie shows in this area? Swingers shit? Any Good providers that do lunch specials for under .01?

Anything?? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? ....

Feel free to IM me if you want to keep it on the DL.[/QUOTE]

Don't know of anything in Vernon Hills or Mundelein. If I'm in the area, I'll either keep going north on Milwaukee to Pine Spa or head to Buffalo Grove for GQ. There used to be a couple European places just north of Lake-Cook on Milwaukee in Deerfield, but they weren't that great, so I don't know if they're still there.

Anyone been to the jack shack on willow/palatine road west of 21?