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Had the oppty or need to expand beyond my utr ladies today. Searched the ads here and out of several ladies that I attempted to contact SL69 was very timely in her response, as well as quite enticing too. Several hours later she had directed me to her quaint incall on the westside of town; small but very adequate. She greeted me in a robe and led me to the promised land. Shortly after entering we were necked on the bed and quickly engaged in some mutual pleasures. She has a nice tight bod for a 30-something, very pert tits that are equally as responsive. She is quite vocal to stimulation both manual and oral and showed much appreciation for the gasms. She enjoys pleasing as well, and quite pleased I was. A nice time was had by all and I will surely repeat. Her skills are above avg and displays a very accomodating attitude. Highly recommend.

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[QUOTE=SkirtChasa;2169410]After seeing her seldom posted ads here, and having failed in my first couple of attempts to get a response, I thought JessieJane may be a fake. Today, I discovered the real thing! She has the body of a fitness trainer (because she is one) and the tightest pussy I've pounded in years. She's low volume and participates in the "hobbie" as a hobbie, not a full-time job, so may be hard to pin down for an appointment. If you're lucky, you'll catch her and experience the Joy of Sex with a real professional.[/QUOTE]I saw the Beautiful Jessie Jane this week. I have to concur with SkirtChasa she can be a little difficult to get in touch with to confirm an appointment but all in all worth the effort. She has a bangin body & great oral skills. She is somewhat pricey but incall is safe & clean. She has been in the sex arena for years but under the radar.

JG.

I had the pleasure of seeing Sandy (aka ClassASweetie) last week. I've known her for quite some time but it has been about a year or so since I last partook. There have been many good reviews of her so I think I'll keep this short. Sandy is a real pro. Text responses were immediate and to the point. She's at the same place that I remember from last year. It's a great location and quite convenient if you're close to NKY. I enjoyed a nice gentle backrub for a while and she likes to sneak in little tantalizing nibbles and teases. After the flip it's GFE all the way. Since I last saw her the menu has opened up nicely. Kissing is an important part of the service for me and it was very nice indeed. She's a truly pretty woman with soft features. These qualities can be rare in this business. We finished in cowgirl fashion but I'm going to hold out for k9 next time! Finished the hour with a little more backrub and nice conversation. Her sessions are completely stress-free and it's clear she's built an environment and experience to that purpose. Sandy has a great attitude and is grateful for her success and established status here. Well there is certainly good reason for that.

On the way out I got a chance to meet Summer briefly and we discussed the duo option for a future date. Yeah I think that'll happen!

Thanks Sandy for a relaxing and sensual time. I'm thinking of it all this week! See ya again soon.

DB.

Did she remove her ads? Don't see them anywhere.

Had a dream with her last week at her incall. Was made to feel welcome right away and felt safe. Her oral skills are top notch and she drained me with them. I'm looking forward to experiencing her other skills.

[QUOTE=DrBnode73;2170131]I had the pleasure of seeing Sandy (aka ClassASweetie) last week. I've known her for quite some time but it has been about a year or so since I last partook. There have been many good reviews of her so I think I'll keep this short. Sandy is a real pro. Text responses were immediate and to the point. She's at the same place that I remember from last year. It's a great location and quite convenient if you're close to NKY. I enjoyed a nice gentle backrub for a while and she likes to sneak in little tantalizing nibbles and teases. After the flip it's GFE all the way. Since I last saw her the menu has opened up nicely. Kissing is an important part of the service for me and it was very nice indeed. She's a truly pretty woman with soft features. These qualities can be rare in this business. We finished in cowgirl fashion but I'm going to hold out for k9 next time! Finished the hour with a little more backrub and nice conversation. Her sessions are completely stress-free and it's clear she's built an environment and experience to that purpose. Sandy has a great attitude and is grateful for her success and established status here. Well there is certainly good reason for that.

On the way out I got a chance to meet Summer briefly and we discussed the duo option for a future date. Yeah I think that'll happen!

Thanks Sandy for a relaxing and sensual time. I'm thinking of it all this week! See ya again soon.

DB.[/QUOTE]Thank you babe. You are such a sweetheart and I always enjoy our time together. I am excited just thinking about seeing you again for the duo. Till then, Muah!

Dreampt of her a couple of days ago. Texted a few times and she ask me to be patient as she arranged a sitter. 15 min delay and we met. Nice girl, no drugs, clean, set for an Hr dream. ORAL SKILLS = 10, she follows instructions and knows what the hell she is doing.

She is Top 2 in Oral with Tay. Brooklyn can bury 8+ nose in the navel! Needless to say I didn't get past the oral. I slipped into a comma and awoke when I busted and watched her swallow and lick me clean.

[QUOTE=DrBnode73;2170131]I had the pleasure of seeing Sandy (aka ClassASweetie) last week. I've known her for quite some time but it has been about a year or so since I last partook. There have been many good reviews of her so I think I'll keep this short. Sandy is a real pro. Text responses were immediate and to the point. She's at the same place that I remember from last year. It's a great location and quite convenient if you're close to NKY. I enjoyed a nice gentle backrub for a while and she likes to sneak in little tantalizing nibbles and teases. After the flip it's GFE all the way. Since I last saw her the menu has opened up nicely. Kissing is an important part of the service for me and it was very nice indeed. She's a truly pretty woman with soft features. These qualities can be rare in this business. We finished in cowgirl fashion but I'm going to hold out for k9 next time! Finished the hour with a little more backrub and nice conversation. Her sessions are completely stress-free and it's clear she's built an environment and experience to that purpose. Sandy has a great attitude and is grateful for her success and established status here. Well there is certainly good reason for that.

On the way out I got a chance to meet Summer briefly and we discussed the duo option for a future date. Yeah I think that'll happen!

Thanks Sandy for a relaxing and sensual time. I'm thinking of it all this week! See ya again soon.

DB.[/QUOTE]The duo is worth it!

Destinee, 5'8", a little more than 150 pounds, small boobies, and looks exactly like here pictures.

Incall at NOTEL in Fairfield (looked abandoned).

She advertises here as Destinee and on backpage as Champagne.

What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? I called. [I]She said come on down. Text me when you get to Fairfield.
I texted then. She said, go past Jungle Jim's and text me again.
I texted just past Jungle Jim's and she texted back with name of notel.
I texted when I got to notel. Not until she saw me in parking lot did she text the room number!
I was worn out by then just from texting.[/I].

Smoking smell: 3 (just a little).

Attitude: 9.
Skill: 9.
Performance: 5 She did everything but was very vanilla. No inventiveness at all. Not inspiring.
Comfortability level: 8.
Chemistry: 2.
Ambiance: What did she do to set the mood? She left the tv on. No mood at all.
Spidey sense-o-meter 4 (for hotel only).

What made this any different from the average provider whose menu includes what I want? Nothing at all.
What could I have done or she have done to make the experience better? Maybe I could have given her more direction.
Total satisfaction level. Very low. [B]Why do I seem to get what I want and yet I always seem to feel that something is missing?[/B].

What's on the menu for everyone? Very willing, BBBJ, CFS, GREEK, GFE, BBBJCIMNQNS, DATY, MSOG, fetishes, different positions, lfk, dfk.
To Amon and Thors: you'd love her.

Summary. She is cute, young, legit, full menu, and willing to try just about anything other than BBFS but to me it was just a [RED]"same goo - different mouth"[/RED] experience.

Kenwood Jack.

[B]Alexis (Buddah)[/B]

Alexis, 5'8" cute, young, skinny, 105 pounds, tiny A's, and looks just like her picture.
Incall in NKY notel.
What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? Texting with Buddah was easy.
Commercial neighborhood was very safe. Incall was not dirty. No rush at all.
Smoking smell: 4.

Attitude: 8.
Skill: 7.
Performance: 7.
Comfortability level: 9.
Chemistry: 4.
Personality: 6.

Full menu!!!!!!

Spidey sense-o-meter 4 (for smoking smell and notel incall).

Total satisfaction level. Just ok. [B]Why do I seem to get what I want and yet I always seem to feel that something is missing?[/B].

Summary: She is young, cute, willing, I love them really skinny, and willing to try just about anything, but, sadly again, to me it was just a [RED]"same goo - different mouth"[/RED] experience.

Kenwood Jack.

[B]Jade (Buddah)[/B]

Jade, 5'3" cute, young, bbw, huge boobies, and looks just like her picture.

Incall in NKY notel.

What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? Texting with Buddah was easy.

Commercial neighborhood was very safe. Incall was not dirty. No rush at all.

Smoking smell: 4.

Attitude: 10.

Skill: 7.

Performance: 7.

Comfortability level: 5.

Chemistry: 4.

Personality: 6.

Spidey sense-o-meter 4 (for smoking smell and notel incall).

She has a very full and open menu!

Total satisfaction level. Good. [B]Why do I seem to get what I want and yet I always seem to feel that something is missing?[/B].

Summary: She is young, cute, willing, but, sadly again, to me it was just a [RED]"same goo - different mouth"[/RED] experience. She is super nice and takes direction well.

Kenwood Jack.

Summer and Sandy.

"Listen to the crickets. ".

Very safe residential incall 10 minutes from the bridge in NKY.

They advertise here.

Both are smaller than they look in their pictures and look better than their pictures.

Both are large ladies with huge breasts.

General body type: large.

I called and scheduled a meeting that same morning. She texted me the address. They were both ready when I arrived.

REFERENCES are NEEDED.

Spidey sense-o-meter registered 0. A safe motel might register a 1. A sketchy motel could easily register a 3 or higher.

Did we "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? NOPE! Clean sheets for me today!

Smoking smell: I am a non-smoker. They smoke. Although they don't smoke upstairs where they entertain, the stank was very noticeable. Spidey sense-o-meter registered about a 3. First, will that smell get on me (I don't really care), and might someone notice a cigarette smell on me (I really care)? Finally, do I want to press my luck with that cigarette smell? As a non-smoker, who only hangs out with non-smokers, any cigarette smell is very suspicious. I tied up my clothes in my ever present black garbage bag.

They play well together.

They each made me feel comfortable and both are down to earth ladies.

Intangibles: +3 That's not bad! What I am trying to figure out is why do all of my encounters leave me with a somewhat empty and unfulfilled feeling?

Ambiance: What did she do to set the mood? Lights were turned town, TV was turned down They did not answer their phone while I was there, but they did forget to silence their ringers.

Spidey sense: Physical threats or actual 'cash and dash' situations or any theft or physical confrontation or any interaction with LEO is to be avoid by me at most any cost. Short of the above, a list of just some of the things that might make my spidey sense tingle:

A pounding on door during the appointment.

Obvious signs of drug use. Needles laying around out in the open.

A weapon in open view.

Someone else standing just outside incall.

Someone else inside incall.

Some sketchy car in driveway or in parking lot.

People hanging around outside incall.

Strange calls or texts from provider.

Strange claims by other providers or mongers (I listen to this the most. I believe 98% of everything I read. I am just paranoid.).

Sores or other physical signs of drug use.

Any signs of physical abuse.

Abnormal texts or other abnormal behavior.

Whenever the provider has 'emergencies' that need my 'help'.

A spidey sense-o-meter score of 0 would mean I had no fears of any danger (physical, mental, emotional). A spidey-sense-o-meter only registers if nothing actually bad happens. It is a gauge of fear. When something bad does happen, I would hope that all you mongers do report it. The spidey sense-o-meter is for when something bad did not happen, but youwere apprehensive that something might.

[B][red]Spidey sense-o-meter = 3. Nothing other than the cigarette smells[/red][/B]

Full menu. I would recommend.

My favorite baked and frosted dessert wasn't available for me today, so I let my urges get the best of me and texted Jazmyn in Hamilton. Set up was fine. I arrived at her apartment to find her and her girlfriend (she's Bi) at the entrance. Entered her apartment to strong smoke smells. Got naked and down to business. She's cute, thin, with some baby damage, but a decent body. Said she didn't like DATY (even with her girlfriend), but I challenged her to let me give it a try. Well, I think she's changed her mind about it! I had her squirming and panting pretty good before we saddled up the pony for a ride. All in all, a pretty good visit, but not sure I'll repeat, as it's pretty far away. If you are a DATY expert and like a challenge, you should give Jazmine a try. I think she'll appreciate a good licking.

Just got back from an afternoon dream with Allison. Easy to setup even though it was last minute. Very cute girl and relaxed me instantly. Lots of wonderful. LFK and some DFK as well. Moved to an amazing BBBJ and has to take a few pauses before getting wrapped and CFS. More kissing / cuddling for a bit and I was on my way home. Would like to repeat as schedules permit and funds allow.

I got to meet Desire, one of Buddah's new finds, last night. It was outcall and she arrived 1 minute early; close enough. She was dressed simply in a little summer dress, short enough to show a nice pair of legs. First thing I noticed about this girl was was her very young looking face. She was in her mid-20's, but could easily pass for a teen. Her baby blue eyes went right along with her baby face.

I had seen her camera phone photos on Buddah's webpage and in the ads. I could tell she has nice curves without being chubby, but the photos were still pretty bad. So I asked be if he and her would be okay if I took a few photos of her and they can use them for their ads if they wished. He said yes, and that would be a big help. I am sharing one here.

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Now, look at that face. How can you not just want to be with that face?

I asked her while we were taking pics about her menu. Everything except entry to Greece. You can play up to the entrance, but not actually enter. That was perfectly fine with me. Never was a fan of Gyro.

The girl was open to suggestions, and was fine with my requests of positions. She's a great kisser, and makes good use of those lips in other ways. She smelled great all over and I was licking all over to say that. She smelled and tasted fresh with no indications of smoking.

Our session ended with me giving her pointers on how to give a good backrub. If you ever spend time with her, and you get a backrub. You have me to thank. You're welcome.

Looks: 8-9.

Attitude: 9.

Cleanliness: 10.

Promptness: 9. 99999 (for being 1 minute early).

Would I repeat: A definite 10.

P.S.- Doubles are available with another girl. Desire is a fan of dick, but has indulged in the kitty in her private life. I asked because doubles where the girls are not into each other isn't doubles at all. It's two sessions simultaneously happening. In her case, it would be a true doubles session as she is friends with the other girl in real life, having known each other pre-hobby.