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The Good, The Kind of Bad, and The Sort of Ugly
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The Good: While she's not the swimsuit model in her pic, she's actually better looking, to me, anyway. A little fuller, more Italian, in my mind. Her accent, her beautiful hair, flashing eyes, cute laugh, she's like a character straight out of a 1960's sex comedy. She made me feel welcome.
The Kind of Bad: I've had a lot massages, from fully legit to full-on nuru; this wasn't the worst massage I've ever had; that was from an angry German woman who told me I reminded her of her father. Yikes. This one, I give it a C- for technique, maybe a C+ for teasing. She was topless, wearing yoga pants. Could've been worse.
The Sort of Ugly: I went into this with no intel, just a really pleasant phone conversation that led me to TOFFT. I left the house in the middle of the night with some money and a dream: a massage with a FS ending. She definitely hinted that more than a massage was available over the phone. What I got was a mediocre massage followed by one of the strangest HE I've ever had: Her laying naked in the bed beside me, both of us on our backs, but our bodies like a 69, but definitely zero 69 ing. Me playing with her clit (no FIV), her giving me an oily HJ. I mean, nice, but not what I needed, not for $. 8 plus a Jackson tip. I dunno, maybe I set my sights too high. Apparently for $$. 5, you can massage her. I almost never finish when a provider gives me a HJ, but I did, nicely. But I can do that at home, to myself.
Maybe I'm being too harsh, maybe at this price point, I should be happy getting a HE from a gorgeous Italian woman. She hinted that she doesn't do full service on the first visit, so maybe the menu expands in the second visit, some providers are like that. It was just less than I wanted and needed tonight.
And yes, my post title is from a spaghetti western. Get it?