Massage Parlor Reports

Originally scheduled to see Tiger at Q, but when I got there was told to wait and thought she was just going to take a few minutes to clean up after her last client. After waiting 25 minutes the other MT (Angela? Lucy?) finished with another monger and I asked how much longer I was told to wait another 20 minutes. I was needing to meet a friend on schedule so I wanted to have things on time; I asked if Angela / Lucy could massage me while I waited for Tiger, but she asked how much I would tip her. So fuck that, I left them and got my $ back (they took it when I was initially told to wait).

Dropped by Kiki on Aurora, only been there once but it was close by. Was met by "Anju" who I'd describe as cute, not gorgeous. HWP, 30-35 years old, had natural large B's. Started with a medium massage with lots of teasing. Before popping the cover on for CBJ she commented on how clean I am, and I let her know I had just showered. She got on top for some CG bobbing up and down for a little bit until she started grinding on me. I held on to my load and had her flip over.

I kissed her neck while slipping in mish and made way down to her tits, her nipples perking up quickly. I picked up the rhythm and gave her a gentle choke. I again pulled out before popping and tried to make my way down for DATY, but she stopped me before I could (she might have lubed prior to the session). Instead she asked if I wanted doggy and said that she cums quickly in that position. Didn't need to tell me twice to start plowing her from behind, and as promised she said she was cumming not long after. Because I'd gotten my warmup in I just kept going until I decided it was time and had her go prone with one knee pushed toward her chest. I can't usually last long in this position so I bust deep inside her.

Afterward she stroked my ego and asked if I always make other women cum when I bang them, and said she usually can't cum but my cleanliness helped her get over the edge.

Very disappointed in Q way overbooking, they've otherwise been ok about that. I will have to bench them for a while, pretty pissed about what happened.

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7438448]I'll TOFTT and deal with her myself.[/QUOTE]There are so many better options who have the beauty and service.

Alex in Auburn.

Luna (she's beautiful but I haven't been with her yet I would be shocked if her service was not better than Irene), Sia, and Maggie in Everett.

Cindy in Burien Washington.

I was really hoping JM would be a good shop because it's so much closer to my house.

[QUOTE=CamelToe2000;7437336]Set an appointment to see Irene at JM first thing in the morning on Thursday, was stoked to hear I'd be her first guest there. Arrived shortly after they opened at 8:30 and was NOT happy to hear that she was already busy. Admittedly I stopped to hit the ATM next door so it was maybe 5 minutes after 8:30 when I got there, but whoever sniped me was the only other gent there, so there were plenty of other girls available.

This is the third time JM has bait and switched or failed to keep an appointment with me, and the right thing to do would have been to walk. Unfortunately my mongering opportunities are pretty rare and I didn't have time to go elsewhere, so I reluctantly went with the gal they presented, Abby.
[/QUOTE]Part of making an appointment is making it to the appointment on time. Sometimes I also run late due to various reasons like unexpected traffic or a delay. I also communicate these delays.

"Traffic is bad. Eta 540 pm. Is that okay?" A simple message will do. Coco has always responded back that the girl will wait.

If I didn't communicate, then showed up late, it would be ridiculous to expect any shop to hold the appointment.

You were late. It seems this is a pattern. It's not JM doing a bait and switch. It is that you don't communicate and the world keeps moving.

[QUOTE=Ampking69;7438299]Happen to be shopping at Southcenter so decided to drop by BlueJade in Burien, the newest establishment from the same Shanghai / Best / Brisa management. While for me, Burien is closer than Auburn, but I still like their Renton location the most and hope one day they could re-open another one around that area (or maybe not, as I have no more excuses not to go often, LOL). MMS has been praising about Joey at their new location, and since I have not yet seen her, so I decided to try Joey and I'm very glad that I did.

Once I entered the lobby, a cute sound answered from the inside and shortly after the door was opened. Contrasted to Yuki / Sia, Joey is on the shorter side at about 5'1 or so, but still rocking a decent C cup and definitely HWP. The cleavage on her pink mini dress had my junior flooding with blood once Joey welcomed me with a smile and a warm hug. Since no one else was in the spa at my arrival, those we decided to use the room at the very end (next to the employee lounge) for added privacy.

After we were inside the room, Joey told me to get naked and lied face down on the massage table. At first I was a bit surprised since I always wanted to start the session with a nice mutual shower; however, Joey had a different plan altogether and asked me to get comfy on the table first, which I obliged since I just had a shower before coming. Joey started with some light massage and that quickly turned into catbath; she rubbed her boobs around my neck, back, and legs, which felt really nice.

Before engaging in TUMA, she cleaned my rear with some wipes and sanitizer, which I appreciate. By the way, her TUMA was great, while not as crazy deep as Anna, but still deep nonetheless. While I was on all fours, Joey went underneath me for some BBBJ / DT while giving me some light PM at the same time. She then turned around and we engaged in 69 with me on top; I was dining on her clean shaven kitty while Joey was grabbing my buttock forcing me to FF her deep.

By now my shaft was rocking hard and I also felt her kitty to be soaking wet, so Joey asked me to lie on the table facing up. She then climbed on top of me to resume the 69 with her on top now; I was DATY+FIV on Joey while she was BBBJ+PM on me. Joey then covered me up and mounted herself on me for RCG, then began riding me fiercely (which I enjoyed). I asked her to turn around for ACG, her boobs was bouncing while she grinded me non-stop for minutes.[/QUOTE]Joey is the Eveready Bunny of providers. Just incredible energy!

[QUOTE=Jizzm3;7438283]Dropped by blue jade. I ended up seeing Joey, who was excellent and very pretty. The activities were a little strange. I got a peak at Sindy. Kind of a butterface but she has that Barbie doll body.[/QUOTE]Everyone has their own taste and is totally entitled to their own opinions, but I think Sandy's face has got a really exotic SE Asian type of beauty. In total agreement on her beautiful body! Can't go wrong with either Sindy or Joey.

On the very rare occasions I am late I always communicate via text before. I have never stood up a shop on an appointment, I'm usually 10 minutes early.

I still sometimes get "girl busy" because the last guy is taking longer, or someone rang the bell before me.

I try to make a point to go spend my money elsewhere. They have who they want.

[QUOTE=CharlesPeligro;7438694]Part of making an appointment is making it to the appointment on time. Sometimes I also run late due to various reasons like unexpected traffic or a delay. I also communicate these delays.

"Traffic is bad. Eta 540 pm. Is that okay?" A simple message will do. Coco has always responded back that the girl will wait.

If I didn't communicate, then showed up late, it would be ridiculous to expect any shop to hold the appointment.

You were late. It seems this is a pattern. It's not JM doing a bait and switch. It is that you don't communicate and the world keeps moving.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by at Tokyo today and matched up with Yumi. Yumi is petite and gorgeous, around 5'3 with a tight little body. She has a very natural, sexy look to her that I just adored. She also has beautiful, busty D-cups that fit her perfectly.

She took me inside a room and I tossed her the donation for a half hour. Asked her to skip the massage and get to the fun which she happily obliged. Started off with a nice wet BBBJ. She does a lot of teasing with her BBBJ. Switching between suction and licks, moving between dick and balls. She seems to love doing this. After several minutes I am hard as a diamond and leaking precum, which she gleefully laps up.

We switch places and I begin some DATY. She's receptive and seemed to enjoy it. Pretty soon she's soaking wet and wants my cock and I was ready to get inside her. We slapped on the raincoat and I take her missionary, slowly stretching her out and filling her up. I can hear her soft moans in my head right now, getting hard as I remember it. We kiss passionately like old lovers. After a long while I flip her over for some doggy and lazy dog. She looks at me over her shoulder and I lose my mind, she's gorgeous and so into it. She tells me "I want to cum" and I know what that means. I lay down and I let her ride me, ACG, until she reaches a deep shuddering orgasm. I keep pumping away through the process and I know she's too sensitive and I don't care, I want to make her crazy. She's all spasms and moaning now. Amazing. "You fucked me so good!" she says, spent from her ride, and lays back down and opens her legs for me, inviting me back into missionary. I take her slow this time, my job is done, and I'm just here to savor the remaining moments. When I get close, I pull out and rip off the condom and fire some ropes all across her big sexy boobs. She says "wow" and plays with the cum a little bit. We then did a hot towel cleanup and got dressed, she gave me a few more hugs and kisses as she sent me out the door. This one's definitely worthy of a repeat.

Anyone know of a place where I can get an early appointment? Like 6 or 7 AM. I commute from Federal Way to Kirkland so anywhere along the I-5 and I-405 corridor would be great!

The booker at JM Coco reads this board and sussed my identity from my last review. She reached out about the scheduling issue and together we arrived at a solution for future appointments (they don't normally ask for a name, going forward I'll use a booking name she can give the girl so they'll know they have the right guy.) She also offered to personally upgrade a future session to 4 hands with her and Irene. If I have an opportunity to partake I'll report back, but either way I appreciate the communication and effort, so credit where it's due. I'm sure we collectively are a flake-ass bunch of fuckers and it can't be easy to manage.

[QUOTE=Nwscout;7438801]Everyone has their own taste and is totally entitled to their own opinions, but I think Sandy's face has got a really exotic SE Asian type of beauty. In total agreement on her beautiful body! Can't go wrong with either Sindy or Joey.[/QUOTE]Sorry, that should read "Sindy". Can't seem to edit it.

[QUOTE=CamelToe2000;7439018]The booker at JM Coco reads this board and sussed my identity from my last review. She reached out about the scheduling issue and together we arrived at a solution for future appointments (they don't normally ask for a name, going forward I'll use a booking name she can give the girl so they'll know they have the right guy.) She also offered to personally upgrade a future session to 4 hands with her and Irene. If I have an opportunity to partake I'll report back, but either way I appreciate the communication and effort, so credit where it's due. I'm sure we collectively are a flake-ass bunch of fuckers and it can't be easy to manage.[/QUOTE]It would be Westin more places adopted the "booking name" or "booking text" strategy where you had to show them the text message with the appointment to get in. It's a legit problem that you can sometimes be a minute or two late or even in time but already have lost your slot to some guy who said, "Uh. Yeah, I'm the 230". It's like the old commercial with Coach K where some other dude gets your limo.

Looks like they are going for the full on spa route but still has hints. Anyone been since the new management?

Ballard looks like they got a new spot on 15th Oasis tucked away. I tried smiling art middle of the day, got an attractive early 30's attractive lady. Didn't get the name but standard service you get there.

[QUOTE=DragonBitten;7438994]Anyone know of a place where I can get an early appointment? Like 6 or 7 AM. I commute from Federal Way to Kirkland so anywhere along the I-5 and I-405 corridor would be great![/QUOTE]I have done this, and to make it work you need to be a known good customer and set it up in advance, preferably the evening before.

If you show up at 6 am and ring the doorbell they won't answer even if they are already there. Which they often are.

For a number of years I was flying in and out of Seattle, often at very odd hours. If I arranged things in advance they always were able to help me out.

And 100% on the flake-ass fuckers comment. I'm certainly not an easy customer.

[QUOTE=CamelToe2000;7439018]The booker at JM Coco reads this board and sussed my identity from my last review. She reached out about the scheduling issue and together we arrived at a solution for future appointments (they don't normally ask for a name, going forward I'll use a booking name she can give the girl so they'll know they have the right guy.) She also offered to personally upgrade a future session to 4 hands with her and Irene. If I have an opportunity to partake I'll report back, but either way I appreciate the communication and effort, so credit where it's due. I'm sure we collectively are a flake-ass bunch of fuckers and it can't be easy to manage.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IstlFun;7438538]Completed the rotation at Q msg, the new girl tiger is just as awesome as Lucy. She's slightly taller 5'5, with MM D (honestly can't tell they're mm, felt so real and soft, others confirm). The highlight is her ass, wow her ass is same as Tina's. Fat and bubbly (not sure if it's mm). At first glance, thought her ass was meh, her yoga pant was so tight all the fat was squeezed in. The pro of her service is though she can't dt much of jr, but she did spit to have it all sloppy and focus on BBBJ the tip mixed with hand motions, she rlly loves BBBJ she wouldn't stop even told her to slow down as if she hadn't had a jr in 3 days LOL, love that dirty girl vibe hahaha. Another plus is her ass felt so great in cg and k9, watching bounced back and forward, so sexy. After a couple days of rest, was able to take her to pound town for over 30 mins and tried out multiple positions. It was a blast, that both us were sweating and catching breath, gave her a rlly good pound. She was begging me to stay longer for more pounding LOL. The con is she couldn't rlly dt and she needs take a page from Lucy in tuma, it was more of just up and down she needs to use that wet warm tongue to wiggle more. She was a bit reserved at first, she needs let that dirty vibe out LOL. Next appt with her will oil her ass up while pound her hard to spice things up hahaha, and cim her little pretty mouth to end the appt with an A.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas![/QUOTE]Will she take it in the ass like Tina?

I still have not met Tina.