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Is it just me or are your reviews hard to understand?

Are you trying to write poetry about your past visits?

What's up with the empty lines between your 4 word sentences?

Confused.

[QUOTE=Harveyspec1069;7578344]Some sessions are easy to describe.

Some take a second to process after you leave.

Coco sits in that second category.

First thing that stands out isn't just how she looks. It's the mismatch.

Chinese, but built different.

Full in the right places, hips that carry, a silhouette that feels closer to a Latina blueprint than what you expect walking in.

And she moves like she's aware of it.

Not loud. Not performative.

Just. Calibrated..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaveDream;7578509]Is it just me or are your reviews hard to understand?

Are you trying to write poetry about your past visits?

What's up with the empty lines between your 4 word sentences?

Confused.[/QUOTE]I was about to comment something along the lines of this as well. I like reading reviews but the choppiness of his make me skip it. I think he is trying to be creative with the choppiness poetry.

[QUOTE=TStrong520;7578538]I was about to comment something along the lines of this as well. I like reading reviews but the choppiness of his make me skip it. I think he is trying to be creative with the choppiness poetry.[/QUOTE]It read to me like it was AI generated.

[QUOTE=DaveDream;7578509]Is it just me or are your reviews hard to understand? [/QUOTE]

Fair take. Not every format is built for speed-reading.

I've been experimenting with pacing to highlight the small things most reviews skip.

The guys who track patterns tend to read it differently.

([B]M[/B])ight tighten the delivery.

The signal's not changing.

I get what you're doing. It's not my type of review that I like to read. I like the reviews that describe the action into detail.

Like when Honey from Aura sat on my face so I could eat her pussy and then moved a few inches so her asshole could get some attention from my tongue as Kiko gave me a sloppy BBBJ.

Or when Kiko was riding me CG when I sat up so I could suck hard on her long erect brown nipples. Honey even joined me in sucking her nipples.

A 4 hand massage at one of these spas is like fucking your horny wife as her hot girlfriend gives you some good DFK and then your wife wants you to fuck her girlfriend hard as she stands behind you and you both watch the action in the mirror.

[QUOTE=Harveyspec1069;7578595]Fair take. Not every format is built for speed-reading.

I've been experimenting with pacing to highlight the small things most reviews skip.

The guys who track patterns tend to read it differently.

([B]M[/B])ight tighten the delivery.

The signal's not changing.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MotorboatJones;7578444]I had some rare time before work to fill so I wanted to see another one of the new crew. I saw Kiki today and it really took the edge off the rest of my day.

I read someone else say she has gained a few pounds but I guess I don't remember her from the last time she was here. She was still slender and filled out her dress just great. She likes to go slow which is nice but I really wanted to part those sexy, full pussy lips as quickly as possible.

She has lovely skin, very sensitive nipples and really enjoys kissing. She kept begging me as I was fucking her.

Like Mimi, she also uses the mirror to tease and admire. Her ass is on the small side but still felt nice slamming into her. At this point, she likes to increase the pace and then wriggles her ass to make sure you're done.

Afterward, she pulled off the condom and tried to drink every last drop. She then said, another! I wish I had the stamina for that but I was done. She gently cleaned every big of me.

I met the rest of the ladies before heading out. They all looked great. Praise Mary![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VaqueroGuero;7577960]Went to Melody today and drew Kiki. Everything I've read about her is true. She is a young sexy little thing with, I believe, natural boobs. She gave me a great back massage with just the right amount of pressure. Massage also included a lot of sexy teasing. On the flip was a nice kissing session while caressing each others bodies. She also loved putting her perfect boobs in my mouth so I could lick those nips. Kiki gives a great sensual BBBJ as well. Could have finished there but luckily she stopped and said you fuck me. She grabs the cover then sucks it more right before putting it on. On to some standing mish with some very sexy moans and her wanting to kiss while I pumped away. I worked it for several minutes and started seeing the sweat building up on those perky boobs. She tells me to relax so she could clean me up. Kiki cleaned me up in the best way possible. She used her mouth and began to suck my extremely sensitive dick to make sure every drop was taken care of. When we were done she called for Mary. That woman has a presence about her that is hard to describe. Kiki told her something that I didn't understand and then they both reach down to rub my dick and smile. Mary then calls in the other lovely ladies. They all hug and kiss on me and I felt like royalty. Coco definitely has a Latina vibe to her. I think it's the makeup and those curves. Skylar was also a sexy young little thing that seems like she would be fun to toss around. Definitely going to give them a try but Mimi was the one that caught my eye when she walked in. She had a model like body and walk in her sexy skin tight dress. Going to see if I can see her soon. I thanked Mary as she walked me out and I told her I would be back real soon.[/QUOTE]Thanks you two for letting me know what to expect with Kiki. I guess I started going to Melody after she had left as I noticed she had several fans since day one. I now see why. She is very youthful and has a very nice body. She has great boobs that she loves having licked and caressed. When I read about those full pussy lips I know I had to get a closer look. Told her to ride my face which she happily did. Mouth full of pussy and my hands playing with those sexy nips. I was having a blast as she noticed I was getting hard and reaches back to start stroking me. I could have stayed in this position as much as she wanted but guess she is not selfish and wanted me to feel what she was feeling. Kiki gets off my face and gets a wipie to clean off my chin. The blow job that followed felt like instant repayment for what I had just done. So much licking and saliva all over my dick and balls. It was so good but glad she asked if I wanted to cum in her mouth or fuck. I went with the latter. She gloves me up for the main event. We went standing mish and doggy for several minutes until she tells me to lay down. She rips off the cover and begins to suck out every last drop. Thought Mimi was going to be my new favorite but guess the decision is still up in the air. Going to have to do more research. Y'all be safe out there.

Had the pleasure of Kiki's company this morning. She is a lot of fun and her head game is incredible. Not many women can make me cum orally but she could. If I hadn't stopped her. Really enjoyed my time with her, she is very VERY sexy. I love'd watching her watch the mirror. And quite enjoyed the sight of my cock in her mouth. Will definitely be back for her company!

[QUOTE=TStrong520;7578538]I was about to comment something along the lines of this as well. I like reading reviews but the choppiness of his make me skip it. I think he is trying to be creative with the choppiness poetry.[/QUOTE]I, personally, do not give points for creative writing. I do give extra points for clear, specific details of a visit. No mention of age, height, weight, specific physical attributes like "Flat stomach, stretch marks, Shaved or not, ect. " get an Incomplete. Also nice to mention extra services that go above and beyond a normal AMP visit (BBFS, Anal, Ect.) I realize that just because one reviewer got some extra service is no guarantee that I will also get that service, but it's helpful to know that it might be a maybe if there is a connection, and not get upset if I don't get everything that somebody else may have received.

[QUOTE=OldGuyMonger;7577142]I'm sure that BBBJ finish was amazing but you definitely got to to go back and get Coco on all fours. The way she presents her pussy with that ass in the air and the arch in her back is wonderful. Then while you are pumping away in her you the this perfect heart shape from her juicy ass down to her thin waist in the mirror. It's definitely a sight to see.[/QUOTE]Thank you for letting me know what I missed LOL. My repeat visit will have to come sooner rather than later.

[QUOTE=MotorboatJones;7578444]I had some rare time before work to fill so I wanted to see another one of the new crew. I saw Kiki today and it really took the edge off the rest of my day.

I read someone else say she has gained a few pounds but I guess I don't remember her from the last time she was here. She was still slender and filled out her dress just great. She likes to go slow which is nice but I really wanted to part those sexy, full pussy lips as quickly as possible.

She has lovely skin, very sensitive nipples and really enjoys kissing. She kept begging me as I was fucking her.

Like Mimi, she also uses the mirror to tease and admire. Her ass is on the small side but still felt nice slamming into her. At this point, she likes to increase the pace and then wriggles her ass to make sure you're done.

Afterward, she pulled off the condom and tried to drink every last drop. She then said, another! I wish I had the stamina for that but I was done. She gently cleaned every big of me.

I met the rest of the ladies before heading out. They all looked great. Praise Mary![/QUOTE]I was also able to get reacquainted with Kiki today and she was nothing short of amazing. I thought I remembered her from her last tour of Melody but it felt like the first time. Kiki is definitely a must see.

[QUOTE=Luvmall;7577839]In town for work and texted her majesty about who's working. By the time she got back to me I was a block away so I figured I'd roll the dice and go with who ever is available. I was greeted at the door by a short, very cute and curvy Skylar. Queen Mary was looking show stopping as always. In the room Skylar began an oil massage while waiting for the TS to open up. The massage was good, a little tease here and there. I kept sneaking peeks of her as she was walking and dancing around the room to the music. She's got a little more meat on her, which I very very much enjoyed. As she walked by I lifted up her skirt to get a glimpse of the lace panties and cute ass. From that point on she just got more and more friendly.

Table shower opened up and off we went. Lots of slipping, sliding, slurping, sucking and kissing followed. Mary stepped in to tell us to keep the water in the tub, apparently we made a bit of a mess? LOL. Sorry Mary lol. After the shower we're back to the room for what ended up being one of the better AMP visits in a while (not just Melody, but up in phx as well). Skylar checked all the boxes for me (curves, amazing tits, playful attitude, and walking out thinking god damn LOL). We started out with a never ending dfk session where we were heavily grinding on each other with a couple of almost tease moments. After that she flipped around into 69 where we spent a good 15 minutes just going at each other. As previously stated, she sat up and ground her tasty pussy into my face multiple times while letting out deep moans and quivering collapses, all just to catch her breath and go right back to 69. I could have suffocated and died a happy man. After that it was standing mish for another O and finally finished up with amazing view of her ass and watching her in the mirror.

Overall a great visit. Skylar is playful, gets into it, has a great body (subjective yes) and tits that I feel are better than cherry or Cindy's for those who were admirers of them. I'd recommend a visit. If I have time I'll be back tomorrow for another go.[/QUOTE]After seeing Kiki today Skyler is next on my list. I think this new squad might be one of the all time best.

[QUOTE=Luvmall;7577839]In town for work and texted her majesty about who's working. By the time she got back to me I was a block away so I figured I'd roll the dice and go with who ever is available. I was greeted at the door by a short, very cute and curvy Skylar. Queen Mary was looking show stopping as always. In the room Skylar began an oil massage while waiting for the TS to open up. The massage was good, a little tease here and there. I kept sneaking peeks of her as she was walking and dancing around the room to the music. She's got a little more meat on her, which I very very much enjoyed. As she walked by I lifted up her skirt to get a glimpse of the lace panties and cute ass. From that point on she just got more and more friendly.

Table shower opened up and off we went. Lots of slipping, sliding, slurping, sucking and kissing followed. Mary stepped in to tell us to keep the water in the tub, apparently we made a bit of a mess? LOL. Sorry Mary lol. After the shower we're back to the room for what ended up being one of the better AMP visits in a while (not just Melody, but up in phx as well). Skylar checked all the boxes for me (curves, amazing tits, playful attitude, and walking out thinking god damn LOL). We started out with a never ending dfk session where we were heavily grinding on each other with a couple of almost tease moments. After that she flipped around into 69 where we spent a good 15 minutes just going at each other. As previously stated, she sat up and ground her tasty pussy into my face multiple times while letting out deep moans and quivering collapses, all just to catch her breath and go right back to 69. I could have suffocated and died a happy man. After that it was standing mish for another O and finally finished up with amazing view of her ass and watching her in the mirror.

Overall a great visit. Skylar is playful, gets into it, has a great body (subjective yes) and tits that I feel are better than cherry or Cindy's for those who were admirers of them. I'd recommend a visit. If I have time I'll be back tomorrow for another go.[/QUOTE]I agree that Skylar is very playful and lots of fun. I was glad I got to be her first customer but wish I had done the table shower with her. I'll have to plan that for next time. Also when Mary came in to tell you to stop splashing in the pool you should have told her that you all would behave if she joins you so she can keep an eye on you guys. Haha.

I have been having a lot of stress lately and decided to try one of the new girls at Melody. Of the photos Mary sent me, Mimi caught my eye. I can't spend a lot of money right now because of an AC emergency so I opted for a half hour. This turned out to be plenty of time because holy fuck Mimi. That lady knows how to put on a performance.

We started with the massage and she has a pretty good technique, doing a lot to help me relax and get aroused. To echo a couple of previous posts she pays special attention to the groin area. Once she finished with the standard stuff she pretty seamlessly whipped out the titties and started grazing them up and down my back, moaning the whole way. On the flip, she started lightly pawing at me, delighted to find that I am ticklish. She has a playfulness that reminded me of Ivy and a body that reminded me of Eva. After some pawing, grinding and light kissing she performed some BBBJ and I so mean performance. Easily the best oral I've had so far at M. Exactly what the doctor ordered to relieve stress.

For sure my favorite non-Mary girl. Absolutely excellent, but in a different way from Mary. If I want to fuck someone like a lover, Mary is still the queen but in terms of "I want to be serviced by a beautiful lady", Mimi has that covered. My only critique is that I'm not a fan of breast implants and she's got them.

Looking at some of the recent posts, it sounds like I should try Skylar next since I'm in a mood to see some more playful girls, particularly if her breasts are Cherry-esque.

[QUOTE=Harveyspec1069;7578344]

Between Kiki, Mimi, Skylar and Coco, the house of M is already strong.[/QUOTE]Just when I thought I thought I was on top of M v2. 2 or is this 3. 0, I see that there is a few more lovely ladies and the scenery from behind sounds like something to behold. Seems like the best things are always seasonal but I would love to have them on repeat a few times. It was hard to part ways with Eva, cherry, Cindy. Now with Kiki's monster head game and the new girls beauty and talents coming to light. It's hard not to feel like I'm missing out. Might have to uber on the side to keep up with the talent. Might have to wait to see who the Allstate for this version is.

[QUOTE=Luvmall;7577839]In town for work and texted her majesty about who's working. By the time she got back to me I was a block away so I figured I'd roll the dice and go with who ever is available. I was greeted at the door by a short, very cute and curvy Skylar. Queen Mary was looking show stopping as always. In the room Skylar began an oil massage while waiting for the TS to open up. The massage was good, a little tease here and there. I kept sneaking peeks of her as she was walking and dancing around the room to the music. She's got a little more meat on her, which I very very much enjoyed. As she walked by I lifted up her skirt to get a glimpse of the lace panties and cute ass. From that point on she just got more and more friendly.[/QUOTE]After a long and stress full day I finished running my errands and I decided to come on here and check out the new reviews for Melody and after reading about Skylar I decided to go visit her. Texted Mary to make me an appointment and she answered pretty quick telling me to come over now and I always listen to my queen.

When I entered I was greeted my Skylar and she gave me a big hug and a squeeze from behind and led me to the room. I undressed and when she came back she immediately started some DFK while jerking me off. I started playing with her pussy and felt her moans as we made out. The more I played with her the faster she went almost blew right there but she asked if I wanted TS and I said yes of course.

Walked over and saw Mary in the hall looking sexy and innocent. She gave me a slap from behind. Got onto the table and Skylar proceeded to slide all over me. Kissing and tounging my body sliding up against me. Afterwards we went back to the room and I laid down on the table as we began kissing again then Skylar worked her way down and begin to give me a BBBJ. Started slow then she began going deeper and faster it felt great. She turned so I could grab and see her nice ass as she went down on me. Pulled her over my head for 69 and started tasting her as well. The longer it went I could feel her quivering, squeezing her thighs against my head. She got up after a while smiling then proceeded to cover me up. I laid her on her back and started slow kissing as I went. Then she told me harder and I did without hesitation. She moaned in my ear as I went deeper and deeper. I stood up put her legs over my shoulders and went in deep in her pussy making sure she felt every stroke. She was moaning and shaking as I flipped her over and started going doggy on her. Seeing her ass pound against my body I could not hold it in anymore and released as she let out a moan and collapsed on the table with a smile on her face. Had to catch my breath as I sat down. She cleaned me up real good and we kissed for a little bit more before I heading out relaxed.

I'm heavily addicted to Melody get over fellas and enjoy yourself you deserve it. Mary will take care of you she know exactly what we want. Until next time probably tomorrow haha.