Humorous Photos

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Misfit

This holiday season, it really is important that you think about having that extra drink. Ask yourself if you really need it. That one for the road can really lead to disaster, I really am thinking of your safety, and so. I send this photo to remind you to drink responsibly.

[QUOTE=Gdlint]This holiday season, it really is important that you think about having that extra drink. Ask yourself if you really need it. That one for the road can really lead to disaster, I really am thinking of your safety, and so. I send this photo to remind you to drink responsibly.[/QUOTE]

If ANYBODY sees me doing this, shoot me immediately for I have lost my mind.

And shoot her so she doesn't tell anybody!! LOL

[QUOTE=Magic501]If ANYBODY sees me doing this, shoot me immediately for I have lost my mind.

And shoot her so she doesn't tell anybody!! LOL[/QUOTE]

We'd almost have to shoot her so there are no witnesses.

But then there are guys who like 'em in the large economy size. I'm not one of them that is for sure. :D

I was going through my old vinyl the other day and found a record from the mid 70's by a Tucson group called the Dusty Chaps. One of my favorite local bands when I lived there. Early rock-a-billy, original lyrics and a fun group. One of the songs was called [url=http://www.mefeedia.com/watch/23884681]"Drunken Mistake"[/url] thank you Google. Now the video has only a photo of the album cover and some shots from the southwest, but that song applies here. AND I DO MEAN APPLIES. :D

[QUOTE=Gdlint]This holiday season, it really is important that you think about having that extra drink. Ask yourself if you really need it. That one for the road can really lead to disaster, I really am thinking of your safety, and so. I send this photo to remind you to drink responsibly.[/QUOTE]Who paid who? LOL

ROMEO, ROMEO, WHEREFORE ART THOU?
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Imagine that .. if there's any truth behind that photo.

New Book you want to read.........

Some women just think of everything........

[QUOTE=Agent61]The sad side to this story is that as soon as the guy wins the money, he dumps his previous girlfriend of several years without any explanation.

Here's the poor lady's picture and the egotistical bastard with his new love....LOL[/QUOTE]

I'm not trying to start a board war Agent61 and intend no offense per my comment:

Posting that photo of the handicapped woman to invoke humor is just deplorable. Crude, humorless and downright f_ _ _ _ed up.

[QUOTE=Agent61]I know, why don't you see if you can track her down and send her some money.[/QUOTE]



I'll tell you what, I'll send you the money. You see, this weekend your going to get all drunk or crazy high on your crack. Then your going to get behind the wheel, crash into a telephone pole and crush half your skull. You'll receive the largest cranioplasty in medical history. You'll then spend the rest of your life drooling in your lap and wearing diapers.

Then, I'll send you money...

[QUOTE=Old School 62]I'll tell you what, I'll send you the money. You see, this weekend your going to get all drunk or crazy high on your crack. Then your going to get behind the wheel, crash into a telephone pole and crush half your skull. You'll receive the largest cranioplasty in medical history. You'll then spend the rest of your life drooling in your lap and wearing diapers.

Then, I'll send you money...[/QUOTE]


That sounds fitting for him, all except sending him the money part.

I hope this doesn't offend anyone.

3 Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Question # 1:

How much does a house weigh?

Question # 2:

How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge Hold?

And

Question # 3:

Would this be covered by home insurance, car insurance, or, does it come under roadside assistance?

1st. time posting on this thread. How's this for cool?

Let's see if it works now.