Strip Club Reports

I used to be a semi regular but have not been to Jens since last year. Jackie was the one I usually went for she would let my hands roam anywhere and never complained. She was always there when I stopped in and just a guess but I would not be surprised if she was still there. I tried to get her OTC several times but her answer was always that she did not do that. Tall slinky body short unwashed hair and always had an odor below but there was something about that cock tease that always got my motor fired up. Not really hot but sexy in a slutty way.

[QUOTE=Skerts2;1608274]As StripperLover mentioned, the lights at Jen's were on solar flare level. I asked the bartender about it and he acted like he did not notice.[/QUOTE]Have to wonder if the bartenders know this is hurting their tips? They have control of the dimmer switch, if the place is lit up I'm not sticking around for seconds and I'm more than likely to take the tip with me to the next bar. His tip went down the shirt of the hot bartender at Gatsbys.

Stopped in the other day, of all the girls who asked if I wanted a dance about 5 of them smelled of cigarette smoke so bad I almost chocked on it. And a few we're wearing so much perfume you could swim in it. I imagine a few of us patrons go in to have some fun but don't want to smell like a wet ashtray or take a dip in a bottle of perfume. I know it's to be expected some but come on.

Everybody out there must have overspent for the holidays or there's some deals going on that I don't know about. All the clubs were dead, thought I saw a tumbleweed blowing thru Jens. Good news, lights were back to the dim level and there were tons of girls. Girls weren't in the best of moods, not more than 8 customers in sight. Great new for me, got tons of dances and turned down countless offers of how great they are in the back room. Too many girls to do to spend it all on one vagina.

Headed out to Gatsbys but it was a bit early so took the Mars detour for their happy hour prices (till 9pm). Suprise, suprise. A whole bunch of new girls, many of them smoking hot. Wanted to shout out "you know this is mars, you won't make more than 60 bucks". Two smoking hot chicks. And I mean smoking. Would have done an air dance just to see them topless but they bolted into the back room and hopefully back to reality.

Finally headed over to Gatsbys and was really glad I made that Mars detour. Dead. Ten guys and 4. 5 women (one was HUGE, deserves that extra 50 pound rating). But it got better quickly, more girls showed up to provide 'entertainment'. I do love how the girls practice on the stripperpole, keeps things interesting. Two new girls tried out, one hot rookie with a smoking body and her very huge friend that might have been pregnant with triplets. Good news is the stage can hold upwards of 500lbs, bad news is you hope they hired both girls so the hot one gets used to dancing (then they let go the huge dancer). Maybe they could have the two huge dancers fight to the death,"there can be only one" fat woman at each club.

There's a blonde at Jens, bleached hair with some huge natural D's. Bit chunky in the caboose but the $5 dances are 'ok'. Not great but not too bad if you know what I mean. Anyone ever take her in the back? I'd love to grab those large D's but I'd like to know if she's worth spending more than 5 bucks on.

[QUOTE=StripperLover;1616017]Maybe they could have the two huge dancers fight to the death,"there can be only one" fat woman at each club.[/QUOTE]Nice. Thanks for the laugh.

[QUOTE=StripperLover;1617104]There's a blonde at Jens, bleached hair with some huge natural D's. Bit chunky in the caboose but the $5 dances are 'ok'. Not great but not too bad if you know what I mean. Anyone ever take her in the back? I'd love to grab those large D's but I'd like to know if she's worth spending more than 5 bucks on.[/QUOTE]Mmmmm booobs!

Was in Akron for work recently and stopped by at Jens for the first time. I was very skeptical. From the outside this is probably the most unappealing club ever. And I've seen some bad ones. Went inside and wasn't any more impressed. There isn't a stage, the girls aren't dancing, and there were at least 3 customers for every one girl. After a couple of duds tried to hustle me, a decently attractive girl stopped by. I skipped the cheap $5 bar dance and went straight to the back room for a $20 dance. First of all, not private at all. Just a bunch of couches surrounding the room. However, a big surprise was in store for me. Lets say that throughout 3 dances I had more contact than I've ever had in a club, and got some take out afterward! Ended up being a great night, expensive, but slept good after that one.

[QUOTE=Lance28;1624777]Was in Akron for work recently and stopped by at Jens for the first time. I was very skeptical. From the outside this is probably the most unappealing club ever. And I've seen some bad ones. Went inside and wasn't any more impressed. There isn't a stage, the girls aren't dancing, and there were at least 3 customers for every one girl. After a couple of duds tried to hustle me, a decently attractive girl stopped by. I skipped the cheap $5 bar dance and went straight to the back room for a $20 dance. First of all, not private at all. Just a bunch of couches surrounding the room. However, a big surprise was in store for me. Lets say that throughout 3 dances I had more contact than I've ever had in a club, and got some take out afterward! Ended up being a great night, expensive, but slept good after that one.[/QUOTE]Jen's is definitely not the place to go if you are looking for atmosphere and club appeal. You got the true Jen's experience, or probably the best side of it.

I noticed they have been opening later even on Saturday they were not open yet at 5pm. Anyone heard anything? I stopped at Georgie's about that time Saturday since Jen's had the doors closed. Older Laci and 'Margarita' our Philipino Phriend were the only girls there. No fun to be had (that I wanted).

Personally, I have been a fan of Jen's over the years, but I have been less impressed recently. Friday afternoon I walked in there with $200, looking for lots of fun, and walked out with $184. I got a couple perfunctory barside dances. One from "Alea" who was very friendly and into it, but just too large for me, and a second from I can't even remember who. That's how forgettable it was. There were a few more customers than girls, but the main problem was that half the girls there (including one attractive one that looked pretty interesting) spent most of the time on their cell phones, ignoring customers. If I did that at work, I'd get fired pretty quickly. Aren't girls trying to make Christmas cash?

[QUOTE=Skerts2; 1625476]Jen's is definitely not the place to go if you are looking for atmosphere and club appeal. You got the true Jen's experience, or probably the best side of it.

I noticed they have been opening later even on Saturday they were not open yet at 5pm. Anyone heard anything? I stopped at Georgie's about that time Saturday since Jen's had the doors closed. Older Laci and 'Margarita' our Philipino Phriend were the only girls there. No fun to be had (that I wanted).[/QUOTE]

I agree with the previous comments. Jen's is going downhill. I stopped in during the afternoon last week. Didn't even get a drink before I was approached by one of the thinner girls with the "want a dance?" intro. I said ok and she gave me an uninspired going through the motions dance and i was almost overcome by the rotton fish aroma from below. I payed her for her time and left, I never even bought a beer. Total time in bar. 5 minutes. Total cost. 5 dollars.

I wonder why some of those girls are even there, they're uninterested and unwashed and they expect to make money. Not from me.

[QUOTE=Skerts2; 1625476]Jen's is definitely not the place to go if you are looking for atmosphere and club appeal. You got the true Jen's experience, or probably the best side of it.

I noticed they have been opening later even on Saturday they were not open yet at 5pm. Anyone heard anything? I stopped at Georgie's about that time Saturday since Jen's had the doors closed. Older Laci and 'Margarita' our Philipino Phriend were the only girls there. No fun to be had (that I wanted).[/QUOTE]Margarita is still there, I see.

Rude, with a huge chip on her shoulder. Wants something like 60 bucks a song for a HJ. Out of her mind to say the least.

Walked into Gatsbys Saturday around 8pm and walked right back out. Not much into the gay stripbar atmosphere with the 40 guys sitting around the bar and the 4 average looking dancers doing their shuffle. Same thing happened on Tuesday, asked the bartender where the girls were and she said she didn't know. I did come back later in the evening and the talent level was a little better, just not what it used to be. Nothing going on at Mars, couple of cute girls showed up but I wasn't sticking around for them to get changed. Did a run up to Jens (FYI they've always opened at 8pm on Saturday) , something like 6 guys at 9pm and those back lights were lit up once again. Couple of decent lookers but not enough to make me want to stick around. Overall a very poor showing of talent all around. My thinking is the girls hustle on Friday and then party on Saturday, maybe by Sunday they are broke and that's the time to hit the clubs?

[QUOTE=Kintaro II; 1625685]Margarita is still there, I see.

Rude, with a huge chip on her shoulder. Wants something like 60 bucks a song for a HJ. Out of her mind to say the least.[/QUOTE]On her mood or if she likes you or not. Summer of 2011 she offered me that and more for 20 a song. Yes I know the normal VIP room rate is 25 per song. I took her up on it and we went in the room, she stripped nude, and offered a BJ or FS if I had a condom, I didn't so she just gave the HJ. I asked about OTC and she gave me her digits but never returned my call when I left a VM for her a month later. Maybe I waited too long to call but that was the only time I saw her.

[QUOTE=WhoreMoan;1625741]On her mood or if she likes you or not. Summer of 2011 she offered me that and more for 20 a song. Yes I know the normal VIP room rate is 25 per song. I took her up on it and we went in the room, she stripped nude, and offered a BJ or FS if I had a condom, I didn't so she just gave the HJ. I asked about OTC and she gave me her digits but never returned my call when I left a VM for her a month later. Maybe I waited too long to call but that was the only time I saw her.[/QUOTE]Wow, she really didn't like me, I mean my friend. FS was certainly not offered to me, I mean my bud.

J / k.

In all seriousness, I learned a while ago not to take this personally. I had some bad dances / attitude with skanks in Akron, just to find out that others here or from other sites got the same bad treatment.

Far more often than not, if the chick is a *****, won't put out, whatever: it's more of a reflection on her than the guy. The flip side of that is: if she's giving extras for you, than she's most likely giving extras to every dude in town. See Jenny over at Lusty's as an example. Every guy who gets a dance from her winds up tagging her.

Again, that's the rule, there are exceptions. Only time to maybe consider taking it personally is when you ask for something extra, she says no, then you find out she does it for others. Happened to me once, and when I found out the girl did outcall I was just surprised.