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[QUOTE=BasedLord55;2088008][URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/friday-freak-off-sessions-with-thick-nasty-puerto-rican-pleasure-expert3479982747-24/48894683[/URL]

Pics are somewhat accurate, girl is clean, very tall though and she has a horrible attitude. Extremely rude and pushy. And she only does one position. Just don't waste your time please.[/QUOTE]That is not providing, that is posting sexy pics to get you over there and provider no service / bad service to 'extort' a donation out of you. Thanks for the heads up.

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And my opinion that newspaper gimmick is bullshit it does not replace good service or a good reputation. It is trying to hard to..The real provider post once or twice a day and then go underground because they have a ton of regulars.

[QUOTE=GnatKingCole;2087354]It was around the end of the month when I stole a day to visit one of the girls on my list. I regularly peruse ads online and came across Jody's ad on a popular site. Her photos looked decent and her price seemed fair (at least that was my initial impression). I started making calls from my list to see who was available. When no one else picked up, I decided to call Jody. My conversation with her was unlike most. She seemed a little overly friendly and rather scatterbrained. She went from speaking about her rates to talking about recipes for Spanish food. It caught me off guard at first, but I shook it off and headed out to her location.

Traveling to the locations for escorts is at times frustrating and this one was no exception. But much of the frustration came from her. Jody proceeded to call me several times on my phone to inquire if I was still coming. She would also prattle on with annoying anecdotes about food. I kept my composure as best I could and continued to her location. She proceeded to keep blabbing on the phone with me up until the moment I reached her apartment. I was actually relieved when I reached her door. However, everything quickly went downhill from there.

The ensuing session with Jody is one that I'm trying hard to forget. Her pictures were accurate, but that was about the only worthwhile thing about her. Her appearance was disheveled and unkempt, as if she had been sleeping on a park bench. The missing tooth, the torn shirt and spaced out look in her eyes didn't help much either. I wondered if she was actually high on something. (Oh well, at least she had a nice body). I know I should've left but I had come too far to turn back now. Jody explained that I was entitled to three pops for the whole hour, which was not a bad deal. I hand her the money and we strip down and get right to it. She takes me over to a couch sitting in the room rather than a bed. She slips on the condom and proceeds with a halfway decent CBJ. Nothing to write about. After only about a half a minute, she turns around and guides my cock in her pussy. Jody yelps as I shove my cock in her box. I get a rhythm going as I pound her into the couch cushions. As we're going at it, I hear a door open up. A grey-haired man grimaces at me from the adjoining room before poking his head back inside. After a rather awkward moment, I continue to fuck Jody in her puss until she orgasms loudly. I pull out and shot my load on her chest. We clean up and take a break. I sip on some water while Jody lights up a cigarette. Disgusting!! She tries to make small talk in her own half-assed way, but from this point I'm already contemplating if I can endure this for a full hour. Jody tries to get me back in the mood by offering a BBJ for a few extra bucks. I'm thinking maybe there's a chance I can salvage this day, so I agree. We sit back down on the couch and she bends down and starts a spirited BBJ, sucking and slurping on my cock. I'm feeling a little better at first, until I hear her cough and gurgle a bit. Then she suddenly gags and hacks up phlegm and mucus on my lap as well as on herself. WTF? She later conveniently tells me that she's battling a stomach virus!! That was the last fucking straw!! I cut the session short and leave with whatever pride I have left! The overall damage came to $175.00. Another waste of my hard earned cash!!

Overall, my meeting with Jody was an absolute mess. She yammers like a 5-year old and is literally devoid of any kind of sophistication. It wouldn't take long for anyone to theorize that this girl probably didn't make it through high school. The only positive marks I can give her is that she is accommodating and delivers exactly what she offers. Fortunately, she doesn't seem to give a damn about anything else, including her health or appearance.

In conclusion gentlemen, next time you're on BP and come across a mixed Puerto Rican named Jody, hit the back button!![/QUOTE]All of that yakkity yak yak probably meant she was turned up! That can work in your favor but it can also work against you. IHMO if a provider keeps calling you while you are on your way, it usually means that that the provider is extra extra thirsty, meaning she is short on paper because she aint making any or her paper is going towards management or candy to satisfy that sweet tooth. Then management, candyman or security opens up a room door to poke his head out and check up on the activities W-T-F!

BP is for providers not for chicken heads in the hood with a bad habit. A provider will put some preparation into it with a clean location, soap and water, lotion, perfume, nails done toes done and an outfit. Chicken heads look just like the girls walking up and down the street, waiting at the bus stop sucking on a lollipop...but really the BP/CL girl looks ten times worse.

Sometimes we want that nut after traveling or bad directions, but man F that, you did not even get $20 skank SW service and dropped $175.

On the REAL if you aint walking 50% of the time, you wasting your money, and also when you turn and walk, watch the price go down.

[QUOTE=NycLover;2086872][URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-ee-cand-top-notch-1-most-wanted-available-now-24/45219488[/URL]

Pics are real, very tall, one of the prettiest in bronx, great ass, fake boobs.

But worst service ever, very rough, pushy and in a haste.

Will never repeat.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that, but I would be skeptically about why she is in the Boogie down.

Does anybody know any providers in ny, who specialize in deepthroat / throatfucking?

[QUOTE=BasedLord55;2088008][URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/friday-freak-off-sessions-with-thick-nasty-puerto-rican-pleasure-expert3479982747-24/48894683[/URL]

Pics are somewhat accurate, girl is clean, very tall though and she has a horrible attitude. Extremely rude and pushy. And she only does one position. Just don't waste your time please.[/QUOTE]I forgot to include she goes by the name Brenda.

WHATEVA: Thanks for imparting your knowledge and opinion. The older you get the less mistakes you should make. The good ones are under the radar and have usually have a good spot and regulars. They are 25 and up. Anything less than that you are taking your chances with.

[QUOTE=BasedLord55;2088008][URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/friday-freak-off-sessions-with-thick-nasty-puerto-rican-pleasure-expert3479982747-24/48894683[/URL]

Pics are somewhat accurate, girl is clean, very tall though and she has a horrible attitude. Extremely rude and pushy. And she only does one position. Just don't waste your time please.[/QUOTE]That's a post op tranny dude. Reviews all over the net and on this board going back a few years.

[QUOTE=Jerichoo;2088171]Does anybody know any providers in ny, who specialize in deepthroat / throatfucking?[/QUOTE][URL]http://westchester.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cat-eyesluscioustattooed-thick-babe-brazilian-latina-beautiful-thickness-and-blue-eyes-20/47980143[/URL]

She squirts too. Violent deepthroat, no gag reflex, sloppy, BBBJ.

[QUOTE=NycLover;2086872][URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-ee-cand-top-notch-1-most-wanted-available-now-24/45219488[/URL]

Pics are real, very tall, one of the prettiest in bronx, great ass, fake boobs.

But worst service ever, very rough, pushy and in a haste.

Will never repeat.[/QUOTE]Those are pics of model Jessica Kylie aka Jessica Rabbit from Texas. [URL]http://www.jessicakylie.com/[/URL] [URL]https://twitter.com/therealjkylie[/URL].

[QUOTE=BasedLord55;2088251]I forgot to include she goes by the name Brenda.[/QUOTE]You younging realize that a Post-op Tran-sexual? But hey that what this world came to Acceptance! Smh.

[QUOTE=BeastMode;2088712]You younging realize that a Post-op Tran-sexual? But hey that what this world came to Acceptance! Smh.[/QUOTE]OMFG I HAD ABSOLUTELY ZERO IDEA. THIS WAS OVER A MONTH AGO I WAS COMPLETELY NEW TO THIS... I can't EVEN DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW.

I FEEL BAD FOR EVEN SHARING.

LOL man that's gross.

[QUOTE=UpsCaps;2088679][URL]http://westchester.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cat-eyesluscioustattooed-thick-babe-brazilian-latina-beautiful-thickness-and-blue-eyes-20/47980143[/URL]

She squirts too. Violent deepthroat, no gag reflex, sloppy, BBBJ.[/QUOTE]Cool, but I was looking for a girl who does that with incalls. Know of any girl who does all of that with incalls?

Hello fellow monger. Temps finally hit 80 degrees so you know the stroll is on a be hot. Hopefully LE would be too busy worrying about mothers day so that will gave us a chance for fun LOL.

Was browsing through BP and I stumbled on a ad that states "must be sexy and packing" I cannot believe these providers actually think they can pick and choose who they want to take money from? I can just imagine someone Walking to this girls place pocket full of money and the provider actually rejecting money? I dunno if these newbies have these providers feeling themselves but this has to stop. Its already bad enough they charging an obscene amount of money for half ass service, now they want you to " look sexy " and packing. Do I need to eat you out and make you cum too? Should I come in with some crack and food for the house then take you kids to school too? Then on top of that I have to pay you to make you cum? Lmao.

To make matters worse I click to see who is the one that make such demands and she looks like a regular ghetto hoochie, a complete troll lmao. We have to get it together fellas we the ones with the money, we employing these troll we have to make them work for it. Then I bet things will change and maybe just maybe we can go back to the way things were before an these hoes did what ever was needed to get you to come back. Like Connie. She not much to look at anymore (FYI i heard she going hard to get her old figure back) but for $40 she will drain the hell out of your balls. $10 dollars more she will allow anal,facial,and bring out toys to play with.

That's the reason I WILL NOT GIVE INFO TO THE NEWBIES. Because you guys put these hoes on the pedestal and you get girls like the troll I mention I bet some newbie gonna disregard the last statement and ask for some info on Connie lol.

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