Massage Parlor Reports

REQUEST FOR INFO. WILL TRADE:

I'm bored. I don't have the time or money to run around and test out every AMP in site like I did in the late 90's / early 0's. I have no interest in HE. (Quit frankly I don't understand how anyone likes a stereotypical HE. I can jerk myself off much better than any one I've ever found. 99.9% of HJs bore me, hurt me, and turn me off.) I am looking for verified FS only. They MUST also do BBBJs. If you've got some places and want to trade intel, PM me.

I appreciate the massage only / don't waste your time here reports, but I'm looking for more useful GO TO THIS PLACE information.

WEST VALLEY & NORTH VALLEY PUH-PUH-PUH PLEASE!

PM me.

-GG.

[QUOTE=GreboGuru;2499870]REQUEST FOR INFO. WILL TRADE:

I'm bored. I don't have the time or money to run around and test out every AMP in site like I did in the late 90's / early 0's. I have no interest in HE. (Quit frankly I don't understand how anyone likes a stereotypical HE. I can jerk myself off much better than any one I've ever found. 99.9% of HJs bore me, hurt me, and turn me off.) I am looking for verified FS only. They MUST also do BBBJs. If you've got some places and want to trade intel, PM me.

I appreciate the massage only / don't waste your time here reports, but I'm looking for more useful GO TO THIS PLACE information.

WEST VALLEY & NORTH VALLEY PUH-PUH-PUH PLEASE!

PM me.

-GG.[/QUOTE]ACU on VN near DWP station.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;2500522]ACU on VN near DWP station.[/QUOTE]Not West or North Valley, but thank you. I will check it out when in the area sometime. Just not an area I'm in often.

-GG.

Guys.

Just saw ad for Belagio on VN blvd.

Please do yourselves a favor. Stay away.

Probably the worst MP experience I've ever had.

They demand tip up front.

Provide nothing.

Make you feel stupid and dirty for even asking for anything or complaining just a bad place.

[QUOTE=okser;2515735]Guys.

Just saw ad for Belagio on VN blvd.

Please do yourselves a favor. Stay away.

Probably the worst MP experience I've ever had.

They demand tip up front.

Provide nothing.

Make you feel stupid and dirty for even asking for anything or complaining just a bad place.[/QUOTE]Concurred. Nothing but legit with a shitty massage.

On this note avoid Ocean Spa Vanowe at Topenga they ask for tip in advance and massage and table shower was bad.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;2500522]ACU on VN near DWP station.[/QUOTE]For what its worth, ACU is the best place in the valley. I've had nothing but success. As always YMMV but I've had BBBJ, Greek, MSOG. Always very accomodating.

For the noobs: Avoid these places. It's a bullshit idea of charging you big money to not let cum (or MAYBE a HJ). No BJ, FS. Don't try to read between the lines thinking they are really offering more.

[QUOTE=Bigbitch;2517713]For what its worth, ACU is the best place in the valley. I've had nothing but success. As always YMMV but I've had BBBJ, Greek, MSOG. Always very accomodating.[/QUOTE]Tried searching acu and couple of streets mentioned but not able to find it.

Where is this place at?

[QUOTE=GreboGuru;2501437]Not West or North Valley, but thank you. I will check it out when in the area sometime. Just not an area I'm in often.

-GG.[/QUOTE]Rainbow on Topanga just south of Devonshire.

[QUOTE=Dgoesinyours;2529542]Rainbow on Topanga just south of Devonshire.[/QUOTE]Yes. Always FS there but I haven't been in a long time, probably a name change or two. Thanks.

Also "the place behind the Reseda Post Office" is always good if you want overweight 40 yo Chinese "girls".

Zen Therapy, but I don't like it.

The Colombian place in Panorama City, but I don't like it.

There's a place on Sepulveda on the North side, a little east of Hayvenhurst I think. That's real good. Nice pretty young girls. Might be Hana? Good place. I should go more often.

There's a place on the SE corner of Woodman (or Hayvehurst) at Chatsworth (or San Fernando Mission) that depending on the girl, FS. Don't try the boss. She's the little spinner. You can rub her up and play with her, but she won't do anything for you.

Always looking for something new.

-GG.

Which colombian place are you talking about?

[QUOTE=GreboGuru;2529914]Yes. Always FS there but I haven't been in a long time, probably a name change or two. Thanks.

Also "the place behind the Reseda Post Office" is always good if you want overweight 40 yo Chinese "girls".

Zen Therapy, but I don't like it.

The Colombian place in Panorama City, but I don't like it.

There's a place on Sepulveda on the North side, a little east of Hayvenhurst I think. That's real good. Nice pretty young girls. Might be Hana? Good place. I should go more often.

There's a place on the SE corner of Woodman (or Hayvehurst) at Chatsworth (or San Fernando Mission) that depending on the girl, FS. Don't try the boss. She's the little spinner. You can rub her up and play with her, but she won't do anything for you.

Always looking for something new.

-GG.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JuanCarlitos;2530151]Which colombian place are you talking about?[/QUOTE]I don't know the name. If you search BP for Columbian you'll find it. It's near Parthenia and Van Nuys. Zen Therepy has Columbian too from what I remember.

-GG.

I'm a little confused by this report. Sepulveda and Hayvenhurst are parallel. Woodman and Hayvenhurst are a few miles apart. I thought maybe you meant Hazeltine, but Hazeltine doesn't cross Chatsworth!

Thanks for any clarification.

-60-.

[QUOTE=GreboGuru;2529914]Yes. Always FS there but I haven't been in a long time, probably a name change or two. Thanks.

Also "the place behind the Reseda Post Office" is always good if you want overweight 40 yo Chinese "girls".

Zen Therapy, but I don't like it.

The Colombian place in Panorama City, but I don't like it.

There's a place on Sepulveda on the North side, a little east of Hayvenhurst I think. That's real good. Nice pretty young girls. Might be Hana? Good place. I should go more often.

There's a place on the SE corner of Woodman (or Hayvehurst) at Chatsworth (or San Fernando Mission) that depending on the girl, FS. Don't try the boss. She's the little spinner. You can rub her up and play with her, but she won't do anything for you.

Always looking for something new.

-GG.[/QUOTE]

Over the past few weeks, I've checked out three places off Woodley in the North Valley. One is the northwest corner of Woodley and Devonshire. One is just west of that same corner, in the next strip mall over. The third is the southeast corner of Woodley and San Fernando Mission.

The last one is legit only. Good massage, unrushed, but no hint of any extras.

The two on Devonshire are good for a happy ending. The one nearest the corner was rushed and jackhammer fast. The one a half-block west was much better, slower, more teasing, good technique. However, both of them were older not-pretty providers, so take that for what it is worth.

Neither is particularly recommended, but either does the trick (so to speak).