Like Beef Lolo?

[QUOTE=Blake123;2844358]No disrespect intended Dr Majik, but I had to sort of chuckle at the last sentence. Sometimes, you're funny and innocent-sounding. The majority of your reviews seem to mention things / compliments / perks that you receive from the girls that other mongers normally don't receive. So obviously, when you write reviews--whether it be posted on the same day you saw the girls or a week / month after the session--the girls you were with will be able to I'd you. So, my point is: what difference does it make in how long you wait to report on the girls? You do have a very unique way of writing reviews. Not a beef. Only posting here to avoid another possible infraction. Please understand.[/QUOTE]Dr. Majik is the master of the art of "humble brag. " Too delicious for hookers. LOL.

There sure are a lot of 10's working everywhere LOL. Some of these ladies are very nice and good at what they do but a 10? Beer goggles maybe. Just saying.

Whispered Side Bar Conversation: Ever wonder how is it possible to give out a 10 for a MILF versus a 10 Import Model Spinner regarding looks? Is it beer goggles? No! Each girl is measured using a different calibration of standard to rate their beauty. The categories can range from a Rubric for Spinners, Rubric for Vixens, Rubric for MILFs, Rubric for Import Models, Rubric for Athletic Girls. Sometimes there is also a Hybrid Rubric for a MILF that maybe a Spinner. It would be like judging a bodybuilding contest or bikini contest or fitness contest. Contest are put into categories then sub categories. You can not judge a master novice class with a Open class. It's like apples and oranges. Thus Mimi was given her score regarding looks appropriately based upon the rubric she fit into.

Just another futile attempt on your part to try to sound intelligent by using vocabulary words. I don't think anyone outside you and your aliases use this "rubric" criteria for rating looks. It's not that complicated and if almost everyone is a 10 the L / S / A info becomes barely useful at all. Maybe you can write a complete guide of all the rubrics for us. Don't forget to include chubby girls, girls with bad teeth and cockeyed girls as I'm sure you've got rubrics for that also.

Waiting to read a 10 rating for a chick with meth teeth next LOL. Hey but you're the man Doc! Rock on with your bad self!

[QUOTE=VietWhisperer;2847163]Whispered Side Bar Conversation: Ever wonder how is it possible to give out a 10 for a MILF versus a 10 Import Model Spinner regarding looks? Is it beer goggles? No! Each girl is measured using a different calibration of standard to rate their beauty. The categories can range from a Rubric for Spinners, Rubric for Vixens, Rubric for MILFs, Rubric for Import Models, Rubric for Athletic Girls. Sometimes there is also a Hybrid Rubric for a MILF that maybe a Spinner. It would be like judging a bodybuilding contest or bikini contest or fitness contest. Contest are put into categories then sub categories. You can not judge a master novice class with a Open class. It's like apples and oranges. Thus Mimi was given her score regarding looks appropriately based upon the rubric she fit into.

Just another futile attempt on your part to try to sound intelligent by using vocabulary words. I don't think anyone outside you and your aliases use this "rubric" criteria for rating looks. It's not that complicated and if almost everyone is a 10 the L / S / A info becomes barely useful at all. Maybe you can write a complete guide of all the rubrics for us. Don't forget to include chubby girls, girls with bad teeth and cockeyed girls as I'm sure you've got rubrics for that also.

Waiting to read a 10 rating for a chick with meth teeth next LOL. Hey but you're the man Doc! Rock on with your bad self![/QUOTE]A 50+ AMP lady with L = 5 gradually became more beautiful as she gave good GFE and was generous with her jugs. The manner in which she administered her BBBJ brought her right up to a 9 by the time I blew.

Conversely, a BG once caused me to actually look around her apartment (and over her shoulder) wondering where the girl I just played with went, upon approaching me from the bathroom after completely removing her bar makeup.

Your vocabulary word flew right over my caveman head.

Here let me help you Doc!

[URL]http://www.makeworksheets.com/rubrics.html?gclid=CKOk_qOs28sCFQlafgoduhADiA[/URL]

You can quantify all the rubrics for us but spend some extra time explaining the rubrics for a vixen which is defined as a sexually attractive women. I'm fascinated with your rubric theories and how this vixen category works. Does that mean you can have a women in your other rubric classifications that is not sexually attractive but you fuck her and give her a 10 anyways?

[QUOTE=VietWhisperer;2847163]Whispered Side Bar Conversation: Ever wonder how is it possible to give out a 10 for a MILF versus a 10 Import Model Spinner regarding looks? Is it beer goggles? No! Each girl is measured using a different calibration of standard to rate their beauty. The categories can range from a Rubric for Spinners, Rubric for Vixens, Rubric for MILFs, Rubric for Import Models, Rubric for Athletic Girls. Sometimes there is also a Hybrid Rubric for a MILF that maybe a Spinner. It would be like judging a bodybuilding contest or bikini contest or fitness contest. Contest are put into categories then sub categories. You can not judge a master novice class with a Open class. It's like apples and oranges. Thus Mimi was given her score regarding looks appropriately based upon the rubric she fit into.

Just another futile attempt on your part to try to sound intelligent by using vocabulary words. I don't think anyone outside you and your aliases use this "rubric" criteria for rating looks. It's not that complicated and if almost everyone is a 10 the L / S / A info becomes barely useful at all. Maybe you can write a complete guide of all the rubrics for us. Don't forget to include chubby girls, girls with bad teeth and cockeyed girls as I'm sure you've got rubrics for that also.

Waiting to read a 10 rating for a chick with meth teeth next LOL. Hey but you're the man Doc! Rock on with your bad self![/QUOTE]I agree. I actually used to prefer MILF's over Import Model younger girls. But seems some MILF's are shame to be seen with you as their man in public because of the age difference, at least with the asian ones I messed with. One told me, "We tell everyone I'm your aunty if they ask. " lmao!

[QUOTE=PVenkman;2845621]Dr. Majik is the master of the art of "humble brag. " Too delicious for hookers. LOL.[/QUOTE]LOL the whole site knows his schtick and song and dance. The schtick has become tiresome but he doesn't seem to be able to get it. I tried and he got all weird and insecure when his ego was bruised. But it makes sense, the need to brag is a product of a huge insecurity.

[QUOTE=Guju69;2848923]I'm flying into hnl on Sunday before flying back to the mainland on Tuesday and I was hoping someone could tell me the better or safer locations to find some fun with a real female? What streets or whatvareas would you recommend? I don't know the area at all, so any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Guju69, I was going to answer your question, but then I noticed that in none of your 13 posts since 2011 have you ever contributed any information to the forum. Just question after question after question, requesting other members to supply [U]you[/U] with mongering info.

Yet in 2011 you posted: "[I]as soon as I get some experiences I'll post them that part I promise[/I]". Promise? LOL.

[QUOTE=HawaiiBoy;2847396]Is this a joke? I don't recall seeing any reviews for smile spa other than talk about the fake pics. Is this place really that good and if so, lets hear some reviews.

HB.[/QUOTE]This might turn out to be a March Madness situation. Rejuve and Happiness are top seeds. Smile Spa could be the 'Cuse as a 10th seed making into the Final Four with a Cinderella story provider.

[QUOTE=TheVirus;2563930]Hey admin you should change this thread to "mp thoughts and discussions". What happened to the bravado and call outs? Oh and by the way we no longer say things like "what lolo like beef". You should be shot just for saying something like that in public.

[blue]If you look back through the thread the name was not my idea.

If you got somebody that needs calling out then do it, at least you would be contributing SOMETHING.

You wasted your biannual post for this?

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Hey when I contribute I contribute man. Read my other reports. Who the fuck do you think started this bullshit thread to begin with. Check out my halloween reports from years past and you'll figure it out.

How do I quote a post from another forum and move it here to reply?

Don't want to get in trouble for calling out someone on the regular forums.

[QUOTE=LittleDickie;2855977]How do I quote a post from another forum and move it here to reply?

Don't want to get in trouble for calling out someone on the regular forums.[/QUOTE](1) Click on "Reply With Quote" for the original message in the other thread.

(2) Copy the quote that will then appear, including the "quote" codes that are inside the brackets.

(3) Paste the copy into a new post in this "Like Beef Lolo?" thread.

Thanks for the fun read, Yasmine!

[QUOTE=JAngles808;2852372]Hey my fellow gentlemen. I knew to the community and would really like to share my experience with you all.

Well the last few weeks the wife and I haven't been hitting it out like we use to. I'm always to busy at work, working doubles shifts. And when I get home I'm either to tired, or she to tired or she be*tching about something I forgot to do or something I didn't compliment / notice. SMDH. So I was with the boys having a few Greeb bottles after a 12 hr shift. And we we're all talking about our issues. So I explained to them what's being going on with my wife and I. And told them I really needed a fix but I'm not trying to have a gf on the side or worrying about the girl catching feelings. From a NSA situationships. So they directed me to BP.

Now at first I was a little skeptical about it because I haven't done something like this before, also how would I know what girl to choose and will it be that girl, and how much would it cost. So finally after sleeping on the decision. I decided WTH! I'm really giving her roses to relieve the pressure in these my pipe and leave me alone.

Now I'm scolling thru, make a few calls you know. Doing my homework or window shopping. While I was doing all of that. I ran across Heavenlys ad. I called my buddies and asked have they seen her? And they said no. But if I check the review page I could find out about her. Not to many Reviews on her and there was a negative review about her service. So that kind of through me off. But I was always told you can't believe everything you read on the Internet.

I finally say whatever's I'm going to call thi sexy little pinoy chick. And see if she available for a Hr session. When I called she didn't answer so I was kind of bummed out. But not even 45 sec later got a call bck from Heavenly. She told me sorry she was on the phone with another client. Boy oh Boy did she sound sexy. I asked if I could come by after work. I've been stressed out an got a lot of stress that needs relieve. She said yes that's fine. She asked how long did I want to hang out? I said HR! The. She asked what did I have to offer for her time. I said $$roses. She told me I could do a QV. Then I responded no that's not enough. I really been backed up for a long time. She then says my Hr is $$ I say okay send address.

When I got there it was kind of confusing beCause GPS doesn't take you to her place just on street. Decent looking incall place by aloha stadium. Parking is available. After I parked I called an asked what floor do I go to and she said I'm coming down to get you. Waited a few. Then she come down to my truck. She look exactly what her pics show. Blonde hair, petite (FUN SIZE) with the tatts to match. When then went up stair to her place. We chit chatted for a little bit. Then told me to make myself comfortable. With a helping hand. JR was at Attention she started it off with a HJ, CBJ, which lead to CFS, and DATY. I asked if I could hit it doggie and she let me drill it doggie style. My favorite position. She idk if it was her or because I was so backed up, or maybe a combination of both. But I could honestly say. That was some of the greatest stress relieving fun I had in a long time after we finished I tipped her an extra $roses took a quick shower and went about my day. While I was leaving she kissed me on the cheek, and whispered in my ear I hope to see you again Love. I told yes you will, yes you will. If I were you guys I would take some time out of your busy schedule and give heavenly a tree. Idk if $$ roses is a lot to tip for a provider. But if it always service like that I don't mind.

THANKS HEAVENLY HOPE TO SEE you AGAIN SOON.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Domino8;2878489]Stopped by Starlight aka International last night DEAD DEAD DEAD. No changes there from 8 months ago. Parked in the starlight lot and walked to Splash had to use the restroom so stopped in for 1 drink. Only 2 customers and 3 girls plus the bartender for a Friday night from 9:30 pm till about 11:00 pm. Same ripoff girls from other bars just change locations so maybe they can ripoff new customers. Big ROB Jessica (short girl that drives a old blue jaguar) was there sitting at the table waiting for her next victim boy is she looking older not as cute as before will take your money for nothing then leads you to saigon passion after 2 to take more of your money thinking and leading you on to false promises after 4 am. 2 other girls there but real FUGLY so left after one beer and went to Splash. NO CHANGES in this place only changes in name from International to Starlight. A Big no go no attractive girls, no pupu's or menu, and no action. The parking in front of starlight is safer then the parking lot at splash so parked car there and went to splash. That is the only thing good there FREE parking.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Domino8;2878469]Was there last night and the night before. Same ole crew. Only thing new was more cars get broken into like mine! I got my car broken into last night in front of the bar. Locks punched and trunk lock punched. The area is getting worse watch out and keep checking your cars. Lots of chronics and homeless on streets nearby. I was parked in front in a well lit area and I still got broken into. It is worst if you park upstairs 3 cars got broken into or their windows smashed. 2 cars downstairs got broken into. According to PD it was the 3rd time this week so watch out guys.[/QUOTE]This is the same guy who claimed a 5 year relationship with Ruby telling all her business then a few weeks later asks how her service is? Now he appears again bashing two other v bars with attempts to hurt their business with claims of car break ins right in front of the bar and encouraging people to take up their limited parking spaces at Starlight to park for Splash. Look at post history if you want to see what I mean.

Quit being a pussy with all this bullshit. You obviously have some sort of beef with some of these girls or bars or more likely are a bar girl who is can't handle competition and worked with Ruby and Jessica before. We all appreciate your concern about where we park and thanks for letting us know Hopaka St. Is not a good neighborhood LOL. What a dickhead!

Seriously, some of you all need to get a fukking life. Specifically, I'm talking about the pussy ass bitching about getting shortchanged on time.

Let's see, some girl that's way out of your league actually agreed to fukk you for cash, and got you so turned on and gave you such good service that you came in 30 minutes or so. So now you turn around and cry like a little ***** about getting shortchanged on time?? You boyz are that desperate for female contact that you are going to quibble about not getting to cuddle with the girl for the remainder of the hour? For real? And what do you hope to achieve with that extra time? You think you're going to magically convert the hooker into your girlfriend? The girl doesn't give two tin shits about any of the sweet nothings you're whispering to her while you're "cuddling. " All she wants you to do is LEAVE so she can wash off the greasy sweat you left on her and make herself presentable for the next guy.