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There is a phone number in this ad. I've seen her. Pics are old, so is she but a nice lady.

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Guys, look at this ad. I've seen it for several years, and it's always made me a bit nuts. There is no phone number, no website, no REPLY button. If she just overlooked it one time I could understand. But like I said, I've seen it for years, and it was just updated yesterday. Does anyone know if this is for real? If it's a secret (please PM me.

BTW, I'm not in the habit of begging for info on ads. But I think we'd all like to know how to respond to an ad that has no clear way of responding. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WildRider80;3209370]When I first dreamt of her BBBJ was on the menu, my last dream I was told "no more" because she doesn't want to get sick. Even for extra $. Its no longer available.[/QUOTE]It was for me last week, without upcharge, (although she did say it was "not her favorite part. ".

[QUOTE=Aman123;3207298]Anyone know a provider that does facial abuse style face fucking? Willing to spend up to 600 for the hr.[/QUOTE]I do indeed. Try a lady named bebedoll. A simple google search should find her. If I remember correctly, she's about 500 for the hour, but I honestly couldn't think of anything else to do to her by the end of our session. I've actually seen her a few times, and she's legit. PM if you need more info. She only works through email.

After 3 less than satisfying (last one the worst) I have decided the $. 6 fee is way too much. The number they use is 347 827-7401.

[QUOTE=Aman123;3207298]Anyone know a provider that does facial abuse style face fucking? Willing to spend up to 600 for the hr.[/QUOTE]Didn't think of it till I saw this post but this one might suit your needs was great DT a couple years ago when last saw her.

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[QUOTE=Chiport;3189742]My curiosity got the best of me and I texted. A robotext immediately replies with some basic info and asking to verify. I did but I balked at anything further. She also texted that she was sorry that her line sends the robotext repeatedly and she said she was working on getting a personal line. I don't know what that means or if it's a red flag. I'm rather new to all of this.[/QUOTE]Had a really good time with Sonia. Highly recommend giving her a spin if you have a chance. She's in a nice building in the South Loop, paid for hh, but stayed closer to an hour. She gave an excellent bbj and FS that included multiple positions as well as deep kisses. Photos of her body are accurate, and she has a pretty face. Her apartment is disheveled and her autoreply text system is pretty annoying, otherwise I think this is an excellent provider.

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[QUOTE=Vbenny;3209725]Had a really good time with Sonia. Highly recommend giving her a spin if you have a chance. She's in a nice building in the South Loop, paid for hh, but stayed closer to an hour. She gave an excellent bbj and FS that included multiple positions as well as deep kisses. Photos of her body are accurate, and she has a pretty face. Her apartment is disheveled and her autoreply text system is pretty annoying, otherwise I think this is an excellent provider.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-classy-and-mature-professional-single-and-ready-to-mingle/46254557[/URL][/QUOTE]How big was her backside?

[QUOTE=Vbenny;3209725]Had a really good time with Sonia. Highly recommend giving her a spin if you have a chance. She's in a nice building in the South Loop, paid for hh, but stayed closer to an hour. She gave an excellent bbj and FS that included multiple positions as well as deep kisses. Photos of her body are accurate, and she has a pretty face. Her apartment is disheveled and her autoreply text system is pretty annoying, otherwise I think this is an excellent provider.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-classy-and-mature-professional-single-and-ready-to-mingle/46254557[/URL][/QUOTE]I'd definitely consider her Reads / looks like a potentially good time.

So. After not finding any SW action last night, I decided to try BP earlier today. Since I have a thing for freaky older white women (Milfs and such) and variety, I decided to try one that I had not already played with before. Found this one on BP [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/boom-boom-booty-girl/44489607[/URL], and thought I would have a good time. However, I could not have been more wrong.

The woman in the ad calls herself "Vicki" or "Victoria", and her incall is in a large, 2 story apartment complex in Rolling Meadows (close by the I-90 W but not actually in Schaumburg). The moment I called her this afternoon to get some info (rates, menu, etc.) and set up a date, I should have realized something was wrong. She sounded rough on the phone, and seemed very confused (kept asking me the same things over and over again) and was very paranoid (are you a cop? During the time I talked to here. Having dealt with SWs and various providers now for several years now, I didn't think this was too much of a problem at first. She promised a freaky good time (anal and toys, with nothing off limits). Plus, I was horny as hell and willing to overlook some stuff for a piece of ass (always a bad idea in hindsight). After some negotiation ($ for HHR, $+. 4 for HR), we finally set up a date and I head out to her place.

I get to her place, and she is not "ready" yet. She then has a neighbor (a middle-aged white guy), come down to meet me in the parking lot and guide me up to her apartment. I start to think that this is a set-up for a robbery or a police sting (but what PoPo would use this rundown broad in a sting operation, am I right? But my little head and some Dutch courage (vodka) overrule and I follow him up to her apt. She is alone in the apartment, and her neighbor takes off (I guess it was true that he is just her "helper" I lock the apt door and get down to introductions. She definitely looks like an older crackhead (as in 54 years old not 44), and I'm not just saying that cause she smoked crack in front me. She is very scrawny, petite and walks bent over. The closest approximation to her current appearance is the very grainy photo showing her face and body in profile. The other photos she posts are fake, to make you think your getting a decent MILF pro instead of a rundown SW.

When we finally get down to business after she spends an inordinate amount of time trying to fix up her appearance, it's no this (CIM) and no that (anal play). I finally manage to get a decent BBBJ out of her, but she won't take nut in the mouth or face. Less than 15 minutes and only one pop for $. No pussy and no ass, and maybe it was a good thing that I didn't partake in those services here. I decide to cut my losses there and leave, especially after she starts getting paranoid and doing OCD-type things (obsessive cleaning and trying on new clothes), talking about her rough life, and asking for a tip! I have heard that crack makes users paranoid, and I have totally seen that now for myself.

Avoid this lady like the plague; she is not worth the aggravation, expense, or risk. I'm not saying that she was necessarily a bad or mean person (she tried to fix me a drink and make me feel comfortable); she's just not worth your money and time. There are much better choices out there, including most SWs.

I consider myself lucky to have lost only $ today. Stay safe out there fellas.

Hey guys, I just have a chance to sober up a little and write my report back from my last visit to my fav Sasha about 10 days ago. I was offered some discount that day for the holidays and using thir service so much in 2016. Anyways, I love that hot ass of hers, she did not want me to suck and bite her tits, so I ate those thick lips she has down there, she always gets horny, and drops awesome juices. I burried my face on that vagina, and stuck my tonge on her ass, I don't eat assholes, but hers is the only one I do ahahah. Anyways, I asked to dt me like she always does, and starting fucking her, she was rushing me, asking me to be silent. But how can I do that when her v is eating jr good! Ahaha anyways, I do my favorite, she grabs drom my neck, and I hold her tiny body with my two hands and stading fuck happens. I love it, she can't touch herself or do anything else but letting me fuck her deep. The sound is amazing ahaha and it feels awesome. She drained my balls again but I didn't like the fact that she keep saying harry up! I can't wait until they bring a melissas type of girl. She was a piece of ass that I miss!

I'm still in South America having orgies almost every day LOL, I honestly do not have anything left on my balls! LOL.

Happy New Year!

Be safe ya'll.

TheCode.

[QUOTE=Damonacy138;3208471]Looks like someone took down my post about Italian playmate being a meth head I wonder why?

Damonacy.

[blue]Most likely because that wasn't the only thing you said because if it was it would still be there like every other post that is talking about a chick having a drug problem.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Ahhhhh, the struggle. Party girls are an internal conflict of wanting to blow a load all over their faces while they suck on that glass dick as if their life depended on it, versus knowing that they probably won't last long enough to sustain a 5-10 year life plan.

Should I or shouldn't I? LOL.

[QUOTE=ChiNightLife;3209878]How big was her backside?[/QUOTE]She had a nice ass. Thick body type and very proportionate. Treat her well.

These kinds of posts pop up every day, and I'm fascinated about the mentality of the guy who would post it. "Women only. " $50/ hr. LOL How many responses from women do you think he's getting?

Also, dude--probably a good idea to get a burner phone.

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[QUOTE=pghtraveler;3211748]These kinds of posts pop up every day, and I'm fascinated about the mentality of the guy who would post it. "Women only. " $50/ hr. LOL How many responses from women do you think he's getting?

Also, dude--probably a good idea to get a burner phone.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/jamesyboy-19yr-women-only-50-hr/48363177[/URL][/QUOTE]You got to hand it to him. We've all thought about how great it would be to ho ourselves out to beautiful, lonely housewives and make money doing it. When I see these types of ads, I feel as if this is some sort of prank or revenge job. Or, perhaps it is a dumb kid who thinks he'll just make some side cash.