Complete Tool at Penthouse
I am on a world wind tour of clubs in Detroit this weekend. Friday and Saturday we hit in no order BY's, Pantheon Silver Cricket, John's Hot Spot, Coliseum, La Chambre, Players, Toy Chest, Trumpps, Tycoons, Bogarts, Henry the 8 ths and tried to get into the Penthouse when I met the first and only a $$hole of the day a the door. I am with a couple of buddies, just in for the weekend, staying downtown and taking cabs everywhere we go. Yes it's expensive but safe. Anyway we headed to the to the Penthouse when we ran into a ton of traffic on 8 mile due to construction. The cab dropped us off on the side street to the west of the club so he didn't have to get in the traffic on 8 mile. We walk in front of the building and past the valet and this door thug with a Jewish Halloween costume opens the door and about smacks me in the face as I was reaching for it. Comes barreling out the right side door and says all our customers need to valet their car. I said I don't have a car. He asked how did we get there then. Well I am not one to take a lot of $hit I admit and I said exactly "What difference does it make to you." He said exactly "You don't want to get smart with me." I said "What is the threat because I don't have a car and you don't have my $7 for a valet" He said "$7 or you don't get in" I asked if that was the cover too and he said something about it being their Halloween party and there is $20 cover. Well the only thing I do worst than take shit from a strip club doorman is pay $20 cover charges. On que I looked at my buddies and said does any of us have $67. We all pulled out or rolls and I spread out $1400 in $100 bills and had another couple hundred in other bills and I probably had the small stack. Douch bag sees this as we wanted him to and he offered to waive the valet LOL! We walked to street and called the cab driver. He said he was 5 minutes away and would pick us up where he dropped us. We walked to the corner and waited. About a minute later here comes douch bag with a manager I suppose. They offered us a free booth and the best party in town. I said I don't need a free booth and I can make my own party. I told the manager that his door men need to not judge a book by its cover. Three of us were in shorts flip flops and t-shirts with a pullover. The manager explained how they have a problem with people parking in the neighbor behind the club and the homeowners complain. I said that sounds like a problem that isn't necessarily yours. Let the police and the homeowners deal with it if its a problem or you could provide free parking if you want to help the neighborhood. The Cab shows up and the manager actually did something somewhat nice. He handed the cab driver a $20 and said this ride is on him. That $20 will get us back to the Penthouse today. Dancer at the Coliseum said its the biggest working girl house in Detroit. After seeing John's Hot Spot I have to see that!
H8 N Much better Tonight at least
Maybe 12 guys with some decent peelers a marsupial here and ther, but overall better scenery, got a pass from Bogartses so no cover.
Flight Club 10/26/13 (Saturday) Night
I arrived at 10:00 there were about 24 dancers (two 9's, some 8's, and allot of 7's) and the club was half full with customers. I took a seat at the main floor bar towards the stage side. There weren't many dancers working the bar area but after 20 minutes of hanging out Ivana (mid 20's, white, brunette, skinny build with Bcup tits, some body tats) approached me. We chatted for some time, she had a good sense of humor and was fun to talk with. Eventually we arrived to the service subject and she was very persistent on $$ for her services but I was able to get her down to $.8 for an unrushed session (10 songs max), I had to make it very clear that the session was half and half not just a BJ.
In the VIP she used some clips from her purse to keep the curtains closed then she gave me two songs of warm up dances that were decent, we did some light kissing. Next she pulled my rod out suited it up and performed a very good CBJ with some sack licking then I did FIV to warm her up. She had me start K9 slow due to the very tight fit, her giner felt excellent and she got soaking wet fast but she didn't want me to pound her too hard due to the loud Clap Clap Clap noise. Before switching to CG she did some PTM action that was hot then she climbed on rode it well and climaxed twice. She performed some more PTM then we went back to K9 and I pounded her hard until completion.
Overall, Ivana is a cute girl that provides an unrushed FS session but it was fairly average so therefore I wouldn't repeat with her. Ivana mentioned that she usually works Fri and Sat nights. My total time at the club was 90 minutes. Other costs were .15 admission, .10 for a beer with tip, and .07 valet.
Best joint for BBBJCIM. Flight Club or H8 ??
I will be in Detroit for a couple weeks in Nov. And was wondering which is the better club for getting a good BBBJCIM. Flight Club or H8 ??
I never been to H8 but always hear good things about it. I got a CBJ at FC once from a cute Asian girl and it was decent but not really worth $.60.
I hear the better looking girls are found at FC but does H8 have decent looking chicks who do BBBJ with swallow?
RE: Complete Tool at Penthouse
LOL. Yeah I got refused entry at Penthouse last year for not wearing a collared shirt. The asshole at the door told me I could buy a shirt there for $20 and I said "fuck you" as I flashed the five $100 bills I had in my pocket and told him I was planning on spending that there but not anymore.
These fucking dicks who run Penthouse are losing a lot of money treating "potential" big spenders like me like worthless trash. Places like FC and Bogart's are more than welcome to get my $.
[QUOTE=TimP14;1911228]I am on a world wind tour of clubs in Detroit this weekend. Friday and Saturday we hit in no order BY's, Pantheon Silver Cricket, John's Hot Spot, Coliseum, La Chambre, Players, Toy Chest, Trumpps, Tycoons, Bogarts, Henry the 8 ths and tried to get into the Penthouse when I met the first and only a $$hole of the day a the door. I am with a couple of buddies, just in for the weekend, staying downtown and taking cabs everywhere we go. Yes it's expensive but safe. Anyway we headed to the to the Penthouse when we ran into a ton of traffic on 8 mile due to construction. The cab dropped us off on the side street to the west of the club so he didn't have to get in the traffic on 8 mile. We walk in front of the building and past the valet and this door thug with a Jewish Halloween costume opens the door and about smacks me in the face as I was reaching for it. Comes barreling out the right side door and says all our customers need to valet their car. I said I don't have a car. He asked how did we get there then. Well I am not one to take a lot of $hit I admit and I said exactly "What difference does it make to you." He said exactly "You don't want to get smart with me." I said "What is the threat because I don't have a car and you don't have my $7 for a valet" He said "$7 or you don't get in" I asked if that was the cover too and he said something about it being their Halloween party and there is $20 cover. Well the only thing I do worst than take shit from a strip club doorman is pay $20 cover charges. On que I looked at my buddies and said does any of us have $67. We all pulled out or rolls and I spread out $1400 in $100 bills and had another couple hundred in other bills and I probably had the small stack. Douch bag sees this as we wanted him to and he offered to waive the valet LOL! We walked to street and called the cab driver. He said he was 5 minutes away and would pick us up where he dropped us. We walked to the corner and waited. About a minute later here comes douch bag with a manager I suppose. They offered us a free booth and the best party in town. I said I don't need a free booth and I can make my own party. I told the manager that his door men need to not judge a book by its cover. Three of us were in shorts flip flops and t-shirts with a pullover. The manager explained how they have a problem with people parking in the neighbor behind the club and the homeowners complain. I said that sounds like a problem that isn't necessarily yours. Let the police and the homeowners deal with it if its a problem or you could provide free parking if you want to help the neighborhood. The Cab shows up and the manager actually did something somewhat nice. He handed the cab driver a $20 and said this ride is on him. That $20 will get us back to the Penthouse today. Dancer at the Coliseum said its the biggest working girl house in Detroit. After seeing John's Hot Spot I have to see that![/QUOTE]
RE: Complete Tool at Penthouse
[QUOTE=BigPuffDaddy;1912383]I had a run in with one of the Penthouse bouncers too recently. I won't be going back again anytime soon. What a bunch of steroid freak dipshits. Maybe they are upset because the steroids have shrunk their dick and balls?[/QUOTE]Yep, they use the same application process as for cops. Do you like expressing roid rage towards innocent civilians? If so, we need you!
Fuck 'them to hell I say. Plenty of friendlier clubs out there who can enjoy my money.
Big Tits and Big Fun at BT's
People like to say how BT's has changed, but having not visited in about a year, I'm here to tell you that it's exactly how I remember it. This was my first weekend visit, but it was very similar to the normal weekday visits.
I arrived to see the valet lot almost full, as usual. When I got inside, there were only 5-6 guys sitting at the bar. I took my usual booth and watched the stage show. I believe 5 girls were there just past opening (2 pm), and about 4 more showed up around 3:30 pm.
If you don't know this already, early in the shift, dancers don't socialize much. They usually spend the first hour "getting loose." That's fine with me, as I just watch them come off stage, then approach them directly or ask the waitress to send then over.
I have to be honest in my ratings, but the talent was hit and miss, as usual. 6 White, 2 multi-racial Black, 1 Latina. Two were noticeable overweight (1 blond who wore it better), two were very skinny, and the rest were "good sizes for day shift". So the big girls were a 5 and a 6, the rest were 7's. The 7's varied by nice face, but mediocre bodies; or nice bodies with way too many crappy tattoos and okay faces.
I always like to get the girls right after they come on shift, so I decided to choose M*why. She had huge, natural DDs on a nice frame. She could use a little trimming up, but I liked her size combined with her ass-length red hair. After further review she did have a ton of poorly done ink, but her huge hangers had me sold.
I bought a few drinks and some shots. The new blond MILF Shot Girl had me smitten, so it was nice sitting with the two girls for a while. I dropped probably $60 in drinks, $12 in stage tips, plus $10 on valet. Surely I could have been cheaper, but this is pretty much how I roll.
After a while I decided to start negotiations with M*why. She knew what I wanted and she indicated the menu was open, except for Greek, plus coverage for insertion. That was no problem for me, so I offered a see note. She said sure, but gave me a song limit. I told her I needed at least 30 minutes, so she wanted more. I told her to make a counter offer and she came up with $.50. I said "it's a deal.
Went went back and I paid the $20 bouncer tax. Go a nice large booth, and got right to work. We discussed everything I wanted before going back, so she just needed cues from me. Started out with a nice warmup dance, followed by some mutual standing groping. I undressed her slowly (had her keep on the heels) and got some nice DFK.
During negotiations I requested DATY, and she said I would be her first I the club. She only had it done once in her life and didn't really enjoy it. I told her I would give her $50 extra if I didn't satisfy her. M*why liked this challenge very much. So I laid her down and got her to pop in two songs. She pulled my hair and moaned way too loud. I'm sure anybody else getting a dance heard her over the loud music.
After the pop I got my praise and undressed for a BBBJ. I'll give it to her, M*why had nice skills. After a song of this I Sat. Down, rolled on the cover and got some RCG. She did a great job of riding hard, so I asked her to play with her fantastic tits while I watched in the mirror. She tweaked the shit out of her nipples!
I then had her to spin around to CG, and I asked her to flick the bean while she rode. I worked the hell out of her huge knockers and tongued her nipples until she popped again and collapsed onto me.
After this I requested doggy and pounded her for all I was worth. I should have taken more time, but between poking her uterus, her squeezing her PC muscles, and the feeling of her grapefruits in my hands, I popped hard myself! M*why did a great job of moving her ass around as I finished. It felt so good!
I wish I had the time and money to go back soon, I'm still a big fan of BT's!