Massage Parlor Reports

Went to see Lisa at Simple Pho. Most of you know where this is. The three providers there are Cici (the boss), Lisa, and. Fuck, can't remember the third gal's name. But she's not worth mentioning anyways.

Cici's pretty attractive, but that ***** is demanding for the area. Didn't want to spend so much, so I went by to see Lisa instead. Lisa's a chunkier gal with a plain looking face. But she does a good massage, BBBJ, BBFS, and this time around, I stuck it in her cornhole which she took like a champ for a whole 60 seconds.

Upon leaving however, I left 85 in tip, and she came running out of the place asking me for more! WTF? So I unhappily gave her another 15 bucks and wrote it (the money) and her (the ho) off for good. Listen, why would anyone want to burn a bridge for 15 bucks? I'm never going to see her again for that move.

L face 6. 5, body 5. 5 - plain face but not unattractive. Just. Not attractive either. Body is tall, could stand to lose about 25 pounds, but it's evenly distributed, not like the fat belly mama's that carry all the weight in the gut with long skinny arms and legs.

A 6 - usually it's a 8. 5 to 9. 0 very accommodating but chasing me down in the parking lot for 15 bucks? Down to 6 for that move!

S 8 - decent BBBJ, not the best, not the worst, I heard she rims, but she's never rimmed me. BBFS was what put the score up in the 8's. I'm not going back, so I can honestly rate it a 6. 0 for me subjectively. The 8 is an objective score if that makes any sense.

E 35 entry collected up front plus another 100.

Are I had been repeating at 35 and 80 but now I feel asking for 35 and 100 is a total turn off. Won't be seeing her again.

Maybe she needed the extra 15 to have her hole stitched back up.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;3362811]Went to see Lisa at Simple Pho. Most of you know where this is. The three providers there are Cici (the boss), Lisa, and. Fuck, can't remember the third gal's name. But she's not worth mentioning anyways.

Cici's pretty attractive, but that ***** is demanding for the area. Didn't want to spend so much, so I went by to see Lisa instead. Lisa's a chunkier gal with a plain looking face. But she does a good massage, BBBJ, BBFS, and this time around, I stuck it in her cornhole which she took like a champ for a whole 60 seconds.

Upon leaving however, I left 85 in tip, and she came running out of the place asking me for more! WTF? So I unhappily gave her another 15 bucks and wrote it (the money) and her (the ho) off for good. Listen, why would anyone want to burn a bridge for 15 bucks? I'm never going to see her again for that move.

L face 6. 5, body 5. 5 - plain face but not unattractive. Just. Not attractive either. Body is tall, could stand to lose about 25 pounds, but it's evenly distributed, not like the fat belly mama's that carry all the weight in the gut with long skinny arms and legs.

A 6 - usually it's a 8. 5 to 9. 0 very accommodating but chasing me down in the parking lot for 15 bucks? Down to 6 for that move!

S 8 - decent BBBJ, not the best, not the worst, I heard she rims, but she's never rimmed me. BBFS was what put the score up in the 8's. I'm not going back, so I can honestly rate it a 6. 0 for me subjectively. The 8 is an objective score if that makes any sense.

E 35 entry collected up front plus another 100.

Are I had been repeating at 35 and 80 but now I feel asking for 35 and 100 is a total turn off. Won't be seeing her again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BenderOver;3362803]Buddy, I went back because of your post. Again, she was busy. No doubt she's sucking of fucking some dude, cause that's the only way a masseuse can be THAT fuckin busy everytime I go by. But dammit if she's not as homely as I described her. Did you notice that she's friggin going bald in the side of her head? I mean, it just looks soooo weird![/QUOTE]She works for me. Go early like noon. You will get a BJ and rimming then LOL.

She ok but never noticed the bald spot. I must lighten up on the hair pulling haha.

Pc out.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;3362811]Went to see Lisa at Simple Pho. Most of you know where this is. The three providers there are Cici (the boss), Lisa, and. Fuck, can't remember the third gal's name. But she's not worth mentioning anyways.

Cici's pretty attractive, but that ***** is demanding for the area. Didn't want to spend so much, so I went by to see Lisa instead. Lisa's a chunkier gal with a plain looking face. But she does a good massage, BBBJ, BBFS, and this time around, I stuck it in her cornhole which she took like a champ for a whole 60 seconds.

Upon leaving however, I left 85 in tip, and she came running out of the place asking me for more! WTF? So I unhappily gave her another 15 bucks and wrote it (the money) and her (the ho) off for good. Listen, why would anyone want to burn a bridge for 15 bucks? I'm never going to see her again for that move.

L face 6. 5, body 5. 5 - plain face but not unattractive. Just. Not attractive either. Body is tall, could stand to lose about 25 pounds, but it's evenly distributed, not like the fat belly mama's that carry all the weight in the gut with long skinny arms and legs.

A 6 - usually it's a 8. 5 to 9. 0 very accommodating but chasing me down in the parking lot for 15 bucks? Down to 6 for that move!

S 8 - decent BBBJ, not the best, not the worst, I heard she rims, but she's never rimmed me. BBFS was what put the score up in the 8's. I'm not going back, so I can honestly rate it a 6. 0 for me subjectively. The 8 is an objective score if that makes any sense.

E 35 entry collected up front plus another 100.

Are I had been repeating at 35 and 80 but now I feel asking for 35 and 100 is a total turn off. Won't be seeing her again.[/QUOTE]Kid back home needs tuition at USC.

She always took 80 with No prob but even 115 is high for her.

I get 2 pops usually and her HJ is good after bbfscip.

PC out.

Last time I saw Lisa 3 other asian guys came in right after me and once in the room Lisa said sorry she had to take care of them and we would have to make it quick. No massagie, straight to business gave her. 60 for a BBBJ and I was onmy way. No house fee.

May give that a try again and save the house fee. Not sure if it will work but I will try it LOL.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;3362811]Went to see Lisa at Simple Pho. Most of you know where this is. The three providers there are Cici (the boss), Lisa, and. Fuck, can't remember the third gal's name. But she's not worth mentioning anyways.

Cici's pretty attractive, but that ***** is demanding for the area. Didn't want to spend so much, so I went by to see Lisa instead. Lisa's a chunkier gal with a plain looking face. But she does a good massage, BBBJ, BBFS, and this time around, I stuck it in her cornhole which she took like a champ for a whole 60 seconds.

Upon leaving however, I left 85 in tip, and she came running out of the place asking me for more! WTF? So I unhappily gave her another 15 bucks and wrote it (the money) and her (the ho) off for good. Listen, why would anyone want to burn a bridge for 15 bucks? I'm never going to see her again for that move.

L face 6. 5, body 5. 5 - plain face but not unattractive. Just. Not attractive either. Body is tall, could stand to lose about 25 pounds, but it's evenly distributed, not like the fat belly mama's that carry all the weight in the gut with long skinny arms and legs.

A 6 - usually it's a 8. 5 to 9. 0 very accommodating but chasing me down in the parking lot for 15 bucks? Down to 6 for that move!

S 8 - decent BBBJ, not the best, not the worst, I heard she rims, but she's never rimmed me. BBFS was what put the score up in the 8's. I'm not going back, so I can honestly rate it a 6. 0 for me subjectively. The 8 is an objective score if that makes any sense.

E 35 entry collected up front plus another 100.

Are I had been repeating at 35 and 80 but now I feel asking for 35 and 100 is a total turn off. Won't be seeing her again.[/QUOTE]

Went to visit a LMP next to the burger joint off of valley in COI. Sent them a text to see if my gal was working but she wasn't. Was told instead Amber was working. Got inside and Amber walks out to greet me. Wow she was something else. Nice rack small waist big ass. Handed her the entry fee went to the room and she said she would be back in a few. Came inside with a tight short dress on. I talked to her for a few minutes to break the ice. After that we steamed up the room.

She works Monday and Friday. Recommend.

Saw her this weekend, L 5 B 8 Service 8 , it was the ride of the century the way she rode me BBBJ me, on top she kept Squeezing me like no tomorrow she had the tightest mussels I encountered in the past 35 years. 1. 2 for half and half.

Has anyone been lately? The last time I came in I got berated by telling the front desk that the service was subpar. Just wanted to see how it is.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;3362811]Went to see Lisa at Simple Pho. Most of you know where this is. The three providers there are Cici (the boss), Lisa, and. Fuck, can't remember the third gal's name. But she's not worth mentioning anyways.

Cici's pretty attractive, but that ***** is demanding for the area. Didn't want to spend so much, so I went by to see Lisa instead. Lisa's a chunkier gal with a plain looking face. But she does a good massage, BBBJ, BBFS, and this time around, I stuck it in her cornhole which she took like a champ for a whole 60 seconds.

Upon leaving however, I left 85 in tip, and she came running out of the place asking me for more! WTF? So I unhappily gave her another 15 bucks and wrote it (the money) and her (the ho) off for good. Listen, why would anyone want to burn a bridge for 15 bucks? I'm never going to see her again for that move.

L face 6. 5, body 5. 5 - plain face but not unattractive. Just. Not attractive either. Body is tall, could stand to lose about 25 pounds, but it's evenly distributed, not like the fat belly mama's that carry all the weight in the gut with long skinny arms and legs.

A 6 - usually it's a 8. 5 to 9. 0 very accommodating but chasing me down in the parking lot for 15 bucks? Down to 6 for that move!

S 8 - decent BBBJ, not the best, not the worst, I heard she rims, but she's never rimmed me. BBFS was what put the score up in the 8's. I'm not going back, so I can honestly rate it a 6. 0 for me subjectively. The 8 is an objective score if that makes any sense.

E 35 entry collected up front plus another 100.

Are I had been repeating at 35 and 80 but now I feel asking for 35 and 100 is a total turn off. Won't be seeing her again.[/QUOTE]She kept me in her cornhole longer than that and 85 was enough in my case since I was the last customer of the day and she was too tired to chase me outside, Jenny in Hollywood at the weekend still performs for the same price and the same if not better service if you are a repeat customer of hers.

[QUOTE=HiMan;3365648]Has anyone been lately? The last time I came in I got berated by telling the front desk that the service was subpar. Just wanted to see how it is.[/QUOTE]Haven't been in awhile either since my atf left.

She used to Contact me all the time when she was working, the gals and mmsan all told me she left and don't know her whereabouts but I did find her 'friend' at Lavender.

[QUOTE=MikeFandango;3366616]She kept me in her cornhole longer than that and 85 was enough in my case since I was the last customer of the day and she was too tired to chase me outside, Jenny in Hollywood at the weekend still performs for the same price and the same if not better service if you are a repeat customer of hers.[/QUOTE]She might be pumping up her price just because the place is starting to get busy. Three guys came in during my hour there and all hostesses were busy so they were turned away.

It's a trek to go see Jenny, and afterwards, I got to wash my dick down with alcohol else it risks falling off. So I don't head out to Hollywood for her.

Are Yoyo and Wendy the same person at Ancient?

Went to try a place I haven't been, search 'purple' in Sgv on BP. Saw candy standard entry, tipped 60 for BJ, going to start.

L looks.

A age.

T tip.

H hygiene.

E environment.

R repeat.

Candy at Purple.

L average 5/10.

A 35-42.

T $60.

H a little ripe for my taste, V not shower fresh and too dirty.

E clean Private room.

R no because, when she left to get towels, her panties had skid marks, gross!! Saw them on the floor:-0.

I'm so bored with the talent in Sgv.

Cute, spinnerish girl. Light massagi, walking back. Nice finish with some roaming. 60 and done. I will get the pants off next time I hope LOL.

PC out.

[QUOTE=KingOfFighters;3368370]Are Yoyo and Wendy the same person at Ancient?[/QUOTE]Sounds like it. I just say Yoyo and the right one appears haha.

PC out.

Which spots are good? It seem alike there are few places on Garvey and I ahebnr been to one yet. Help me out here.

Hit this place by accident. Girl was in a tight short black dress. Massage was good and the play was ok. Just another jack shack. Still haven't found a replacement for my girl with a big ass in a skirt that liked to rub her lips on mines.

I went to kingdom again. Soon as I started walking upstairs I could see one of the girls. They were not busy and she treated me really nice this time.

Went to Health Massage. Had Jenifer. Nice attitude. Good service. Left feeling satisfied. Looks 7, service 10. Will repeat.

I also tried this place. Standard everything here. Therapist was nice but didn't allow me dato.

Suggest only half hour here. You will get rushed out.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;3001615]. . . In walks pretty girl Susan and you can hear a crescendo of music of the rising dawn as her big beautiful bright smile temporarily masks the overall sadness of this place. Susan plays the game right and tries to say and do all the right things, but she's smart and if you pay attention you can see she's not very happy to be there. . . . [/QUOTE]A few days ago I went and saw Susan for the third time. I agree, she is smart. Don't know why, but the whole thing is just a lot more satisfying when I'm with an intelligent girl.

I have encouraged her to go to community college and take some classes. Hope she does.

Lift Her Up.

Doris has contacted me that she will no longer work in the massage business. She will be getting married soon and focus on raising a family.

Probably the most reliable of all the providers I've seen. She not a beauty, but not bad either. Just kind of plain. Unbelievable BBBJ and CFS is ok as well, but no need with her BBBJ. Off of Merced.

50 for house and 120 for full service with a hot latina, no bbj. Also got a back massage. Worth? I feel I got ripped.

[QUOTE=Johnne;3385144]50 for house and 120 for full service with a hot latina, no bbj. Also got a back massage. Worth? I feel I got ripped.[/QUOTE]How was it? Looks? Service? Those factors matter when it comes to value.

[QUOTE=TomLimone;3383124]Probably the most reliable of all the providers I've seen. She not a beauty, but not bad either. Just kind of plain. Unbelievable BBBJ and CFS is ok as well, but no need with her BBBJ. Off of Merced.[/QUOTE]Yes she is reliable. Been seeing her for years now from HX. If you are a regular her menu has been known to open up and you may see her outside of the AMP setting.

Anyone have any intel on this neat looking spot? Its walking distance from my house and I'm thinking of hitting it up tomorrow.

[URL]http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-full-body-massage-young-girls/113919608[/URL]

[QUOTE=Johnne;3385144]50 for house and 120 for full service with a hot latina, no bbj. Also got a back massage. Worth? I feel I got ripped.[/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing man however you didn't say anything anyone can actually use or benefit from.

Where, with whom (name ok but description would help). Mainly where.

PC out.

[QUOTE=TomLimone;3383124]Probably the most reliable of all the providers I've seen. She not a beauty, but not bad either. Just kind of plain. Unbelievable BBBJ and CFS is ok as well, but no need with her BBBJ. Off of Merced.[/QUOTE]What's her damage? She is solid on the 200 it says on the website?

Not sure if anyone tried this place but rumour has it. You can get a haircut / massage at this place and leave satisfied. Any intel is greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

I been here couple of times in the past and didn't get anything besides legit massage! But when you look at their BP ad, it seems like there is more to offer. Anyone had any luck here?

Long time lurker. Been here 4 times last couple months after doing research here.

I don't like to initiate in a grabby manner, I usually just get buck with the towel to the side and occasionally with bills laid out.

(1) Cindy. Heard she is gone now from another therapist. Massage 7.5, zero extras. Usually just tip $10 for a no extras massage, but she aggressively tried to get more from me.

(2) Y- Looks pretty good for her age, mostly bc of her solid figure. Heard she offers BBBJ and FS but got nothing my first time. Looks 7, massage 7, tease 6, extras 0.

(3) W* - Older, probably on the edge of my comfort zone. Was friendly and talkative if you're into that. Looks 2, massage 8, tease 7, extras 0.

(4) Y* - Finally hit pay dirt after striking out 3 times. Why on the second try in 3 weeks. This time was a definite improvement in terms of massage and tease, around 7.5 for each. Only offered an HJ though, wanted a BJ. Her technique is unique to me; I've gotten plenty of HJ but this is probably more similar to what I hear about as a thigh massage in Asia. She massaged my inner thighs than the rest of the nethers. It was very relaxing. The actual HJ was solid, though it was also the longest I ever went, seeming to last forever to the point of annoyance (due to my part, not hers). Would recommend, though I should probably go easy on the death grip at home.

Ideally looking any combination of above average massage / teasing / looks to go along with a BBBJCIM. Any leads in the area would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Kajispam;3389329]What's her damage? She is solid on the 200 it says on the website?[/QUOTE]I pay 130 for the hour massage and finish with BBBJ, the massage is pretty good.

[QUOTE=SomeGuyCool;3364606]Went to visit a LMP next to the burger joint off of valley in COI. Sent them a text to see if my gal was working but she wasn't. Was told instead Amber was working. Got inside and Amber walks out to greet me. Wow she was something else. Nice rack small waist big ass. Handed her the entry fee went to the room and she said she would be back in a few. Came inside with a tight short dress on. I talked to her for a few minutes to break the ice. After that we steamed up the room.

She works Monday and Friday. Recommend.[/QUOTE]Can you PM me the info to Amber? She seems to be what I'm missing in my life.

Just joined you guys this week. I'm not a freeloader, so let me report my first visit. I just finished at CTM in WC. Mamasan collected entry and away we went. Joy is a petite mature Asian lady. Claims to be Japanese, but she's totally Chinese. Anyway; I didn't care much as long as she took care of my homie down below. On looks, she's a 7 border line 8. On service, she's a 8 border line 9. She was amazed at how long we went at it. To be honest, I came pretty fast after CBJ where she massaged my balls the whole way through. After I came, I quickly sprang back into action and went at it. CFS. Cowgirl, missionary, then doggy. After a full 40 min of banging. I gave in since I wasn't going to finish anytime soon LOL. She said at the end. "wow, you went long time". I sure did hahahahahaha.

[QUOTE=TomLimone;3383124]Probably the most reliable of all the providers I've seen. She not a beauty, but not bad either. Just kind of plain. Unbelievable BBBJ and CFS is ok as well, but no need with her BBBJ. Off of Merced.[/QUOTE]Can you tell me if this is the place on the 2nd floor across from the park? Thanks.

[QUOTE=HornDog626;3395214]Just joined you guys this week. I'm not a freeloader, so let me report my first visit. I just finished at CTM in WC. Mamasan collected entry and away we went. Joy is a petite mature Asian lady. Claims to be Japanese, but she's totally Chinese. Anyway; I didn't care much as long as she took care of my homie down below. On looks, she's a 7 border line 8. On service, she's a 8 border line 9. She was amazed at how long we went at it. To be honest, I came pretty fast after CBJ where she massaged my balls the whole way through. After I came, I quickly sprang back into action and went at it. CFS. Cowgirl, missionary, then doggy. After a full 40 min of banging. I gave in since I wasn't going to finish anytime soon LOL. She said at the end. "wow, you went long time". I sure did hahahahahaha.[/QUOTE]Welcome and glad you had fun. Thanks for the report. What was the damage with Joy?

[QUOTE=Snubit;3396267]Can you tell me if this is the place on the 2nd floor across from the park? Thanks.[/QUOTE]I tried going here yesterday and they were closed. Went around 3 pm.

[QUOTE=Caribe;3396318]Welcome and glad you had fun. Thanks for the report. What was the damage with Joy?[/QUOTE]$80 plus entry $40 for an hour.

[QUOTE=KNaughty562;3389471]Not sure if anyone tried this place but rumour has it. You can get a haircut / massage at this place and leave satisfied. Any intel is greatly appreciated.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Mimi from Puente?

[QUOTE=SomeGuyCool;3364606]Went to visit a LMP next to the burger joint off of valley in COI. Sent them a text to see if my gal was working but she wasn't. Was told instead Amber was working. Got inside and Amber walks out to greet me. Wow she was something else. Nice rack small waist big ass. Handed her the entry fee went to the room and she said she would be back in a few. Came inside with a tight short dress on. I talked to her for a few minutes to break the ice. After that we steamed up the room.

She works Monday and Friday. Recommend.[/QUOTE]This is the one behind Dino's? No sign on the door?