Brittani- 50 shades of paranoid
I've hit a string of bad luck lately. Saw this girls ad, no pics. Contacted via text and she supplied rates .7 hh and $ full hour (and she stated "full girlfriend experience" w / full hr. Sent pics along that really didn't do her justice. I call her a 7 - attractive in a small town local strip club kind of way. Good teeth. Nice hair. Pretty eyes. Few extra pounds thru the hips, belly and ass and some baby damage on the hips. Tits still held up, maybe cees.
Now let me back up. Called to get together and she's obviously scatter-brained. But I'm convinced that she's safe so I press on. Get directions to her motel (23/270- north end) and call her for room number. She gets spooked, I guess, and starts asking 1000 questions; am I LEO? Am I a nice guy? Am I dressed professionally? And my fave- don't be too obvious walking thru the lobby. Got it. I won't ask which room the escort is staying in!
So I get to the room and find the source of here paranoia. The room smells like a Phish concert. There's a joint still smoldering in the ash tray. She's a paranoid pothead. Long story short. She is legit. She provides CBJ (didn't ask about BBBJ) and CFS. She wouldn't remove her bra "in case housekeeper comes to the door" but I did reach in to feel. She's constantly shhhh- ing to be quiet. I'm was never loud but she wouldn't even use the bed for fear noise in the (likely empty) room next door. She bent over, with her hands on the floor, and guided me in. It was fine except for the "normal conversation" she wanted to maintain to keep up the appearance that nothing was going on in this room. I tried to get her to the bed a couple times. Nothing. Then she complained her chosen position was hurting (can't imagine why) and implied that I should jack myself off to finish. Wouldn't say it out loud... Somebody might hear. Jesus. I protested at this and nearly got dressed, I was holding my own limp self anyway. But she then suggested finishing via CBJ if I could be quiet (sweet mother!) So I did, and finished as quickly as possible. While we got dressed she went on to ask me questions about myself she had already asked. I left quickly so I didn't have to hear anymore shush-ing.
So she is cute. And cheap. And legit. And a huge pain in the arse. I say stay away.
[URL]http://m.myproviderguide.com/escorts/columbus/free-posts/w4m/5785682_hot-freaky-ready.html[/URL]
Searched for her BP ad but it's not up anymore.
Brittany (Southern Belle) Review
[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/last-morning-in-town-25/15826229[/URL]
Apologies for possible Link Rot, but she comes to town monthly, so you'll see her ad in the near future. This link never seems to go away: [URL]http://bbwbrittany.naughtynsexy.com[/URL].
Looks: 9.5 (I think she's really pretty).
Body: 8 (tan, no moles, no scars, no tats, no piercings).
Personality: 10 (laid back, southern accent).
Menu: 8 (All Covered, Greek okay with up-charge).
Accommodations: 10 (non-smoker, clean towels, neat).
Price: 8 ($90 hh /$180 h).
Fun: 10.
Overall: 9.
I've been trying to get a date with Brittany off and on for nearly a year. She travels, so she isn't available every week. Standard 2-call system to an upscale hotel near the airport. (Saw her earlier in the week at an upscale hotel in Worthington).
Brittany does several things few local providers do, one of which is "be on time!" The room was very clean, and organized with plenty of supplies (for before, during, and after).
Her pictures are very accurate and mostly recent, but they are also very flattering. There is no trickery going on with her face, though. I think she is really pretty, which is reflected by the high rating above. Even after I wore most of her makeup off, I couldn't get over how cute she was.
Brittany is a BBW, but not the Fat Fatishest object who has two faces, cankles, and rolls. She's more like the college softball player type, just thick and firm. Definitely overweight by most standards, but you can't grab handfuls of her stomach or thighs.
I spent a ton of time looking at and touching her all over. She is about 25,5'6", 150 lbs?, tan skin, no body mods, no scars, with big soft tits; probably 38 DDs. Brittany is extremely clean and has a fresh mani / pedi. I'm not into feet, but hers are very nice (small, high arches, uniform toes).
Brittany doesn't look at or touch your donation, and is very accommodating for you nervous types. She has a fairly open menu, but does require coverage for insertion, including CBJ. Normally this is a disappointment, but I'll get to that in a moment.
Brittany has this amazing southern accent and a great laid back attitude. I really enjoy talking to her, and will admit that this is the only provider so far, that I would ever consider taking on a dinner date.
After pleasantries and business we started with some DFK and me undressing her. Brittany is a good kisser, but shy with her tongue. I made sure to touch almost every inch of her smooth, soft, slightly tan skin. Once I got her naked, I had to admire her fantastic tits! They are big, soft and natural. Her nipples are responsive and a good size, kinda like pencil erasers, with smooth, perky aureolas, a little smaller the size of a pop can. Since they are real, they are affected by gravity, but not droopy. I gave them a thorough groping and licking, but wanted to check out the snatch.
Ever see those naked close-ups of porn vaginas where the lips are the same color as the rest of her body? That's what Brittany has, front and back, all the same color. I performed DATY like I was coming off a diet. Super smooth and tasty with a small landing strip above.
It took about 10 minutes to get her there, but once I figured out how to wake up her tiny clit, she popped nicely. It made her really wet and drippy, so I rolled her over and did DATO. Again, smooth, clean and very responsive. I alternated for another five minutes then asked her to return the favor.
I know most of us want BBBJ, but Brittany's reviews (21+) all said she gave a great covered BJ. I'm here to confirm those reports. She has amazing technique with plenty of saliva, suction, and she goes deep. Something else Brittany does is give you great eye contact. She has such pretty eyes that I forced myself to look her in the eye almost the entire time.
I let her go to town with plenty of unprompted BLS. She had amazing stamina and I told her when I was getting close so she could discard the cover and give me a Russian finish. OMG that was amazing! Giving away jewelry never felt this good before, LOL.
I kept myself ready and grabbed another cover so I could see what the rest of her insides felt like. Started with some RCG, which was excellent. Brittany performed like a west coast lowrider, up and down, side to side, back and forth. Also she has great control over her PC muscles. She would go up and down deeply 4-5 times, then almost pull out and squeeze the head with her snatch, then plunge deeply.
I was cheering her on the whole time, and she had plenty of stamina. But I wanted to watch the boobs bounce, so we moved to the bed for regular CG. I told her to smoother me with her breasts while she performed more pussy tricks, it was _so_ fun! I tried not to leave any marks on those fantastic tits, so I just gripped her ass while she slid in and out.
Switched to K9 and hit it for a few minutes, pulling out and tonging her out periodically. She is very responsive, but there is none of that porno moaning BS. I asked her to let me know if I did something she did or did not like, and she wasn't shy. I did a little spanking, but mostly enjoyed that pussy slapping sound. I loved the feeling, but couldn't see her tits or face, so after a while, I flipped her over and got some mish.
I have to hand it to Brittany, she is quite flexible and never complained about how hard I fucked her. (Cause I beat that pussy like it owed me money!) All the while I had her rub one out and she came a second time. Man that giner clenching got me close again, so I got my second O a few minutes later.
Afterwards I cleaned us up and stayed in the bed for the last 10 minutes of our date just getting her to talk, as I love her accent. I had a great time and plan to see her again when she returns. You guys that love skinny and petite girls will likely want to skip this one. But if you enjoy a little meat on a gal, Brittany is a great choice.
Any reviews on this one ?
[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-sweet-kissable-unforgettable-treat-nude-body-rubs-and-moore-29/17654887[/URL]
She doesn't smile in any of Her pics so I'm assuming She has bad teeth but She looks "squeezably soft".
