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[QUOTE=LovahLovah; 1718707]It always take one damn clown to mess it up for the bruthas! Just as I had finally came across some free time and was getting prepared to give Lauren a call, I see her new ad.

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Maaaaaaaaan! It is getting harder and harder to get with ladies in this town because apparently some bruthas are messing it up for the rest of us. And it isn't just the white girls. Even some of the black girls won't see black guys. Frustrating as hell. These bruthas need to stop treating these girls badly. They are seriously messing it up for those of us who treat them well. So I guess it's back to the hunt. *sigh*[/QUOTE]Lovah you have been an asset to this forum and also to me. I hate that you have unjustly been typecast. You have always been a gentleman as well as a valued contributer. Heck, you proved my last statement with what you just wrote. Instead of going ballistic you explained the situation and explained what you believed. Keep on what you are doing brother because it is her loss not yours.

Raider

[QUOTE=Raider1963; 1718833]Lovah you have been an asset to this forum and also to me. I hate that you have unjustly been typecast. You have always been a gentleman as well as a valued contributer. Heck, you proved my last statement with what you just wrote. Instead of going ballistic you explained the situation and explained what you believed. Keep on what you are doing brother because it is her loss not yours.

Raider[/QUOTE]Thanks for the encouraging words Raider. I just might need to start venturing out of town from time to time. Who knows at this point. But I do have a new story to tell.

My fellow dreamers, I had a dream gone wrong. I dreamed I gave a call to Victoria. Upon laying eyes on her, she is the girl in the pics. But she was severely drunk AND sleepy apparently. The girl looked like she was about to fall over and was rambling incoherently. I couldn't believe she arranged a dream meeting in that condition. I just couldn't go through with it. I left along with my donation. My friends, what is wrong with these birds? I can't endorse a girl who meets fellow dreamers in the condition she was in in my dream. I hadn't seen anyone talk about her. So I decided to take one for the team. Pass on this one fellas.

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My fellow dreamers, I dreamt of this young lady last week. Even though she is all business, she is good at said business. In my dream, her BBBJ was damn good. She says she has bad knees, so she was not able to ride. So I pummeled her in missionary and then got in some anal. Which I could tell she doesn't do very much. All in all, I would say she is a worthy dream when you are in a pinch and just want some get-and-go. Cause she will certainly rush you to the door when you have completed your task LOL.

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[QUOTE=Moonshine910; 1718798]Gentlemen,

I must share my dream with you.

Yesterday I went to see this lady.

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When I get to the apartment, she is very high on something, but there are two other ladies working out of the same apartment. One is fast asleep from previous night's activities. The other lady is much better looking and sexy. I quickly give her the eye and tell the original lady I would rather have a date with her roommate, she tells me it is OK. We head to the back for a nice session of CBJ, which was very nice, then cowgirl followed by a finish from mish standing beside the bed. Very nice session, she lives out so I get cleaned up. I come out of the bedroom and now the original lady who is still high is angry with the lady I choose. She is starting an argument, so I wave and hit the door. My work was done. By the way the one passed out on the couch also looked very good. As always be Careful.[/QUOTE]Just wondering if you had the link to the other girl

[QUOTE=LovahLovah; 1718903]My fellow dreamers, I had a dream gone wrong. I dreamed I gave a call to Victoria. Upon laying eyes on her, she is the girl in the pics. But she was severely drunk AND sleepy apparently. The girl looked like she was about to fall over and was rambling incoherently. I couldn't believe she arranged a dream meeting in that condition. I just couldn't go through with it. I left along with my donation. My friends, what is wrong with these birds? I can't endorse a girl who meets fellow dreamers in the condition she was in in my dream. I hadn't seen anyone talk about her. So I decided to take one for the team. Pass on this one fellas.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-italian-girl-22/11824778[/url][/QUOTE]Hey mate, been curious about that one every since she popped into the area. Glad you TOFTT and laid out a few facts. I know I get questioned about my tales but, honestly for every one provider I write about, I have walked out two becuase of things like what you experienced high, drunk, stupid and just a plain bad attitude. I will not provide income to a provider that doesn't show a little self respect and control. Those providers that do this work just to support habbits (and alot have them) are always questionable and your service can be hit and miss from day to day. I know a few providers that take their work seriously and earn a very good living treating it like a 9-5 or any other job. Also Sir LL, you are exactly right, Don't give an endorsement and spread the word when we find one in that situation. IMHO, a provider like that in a state of incoherentness, in the wrong situations could turn ugly and it was the right thing to pass and let her be to her own vices.

Lex

G'day mates,

I just saw the new pics of Selena. Her pics didn't look this good when I first interviewed her (post #1490) She should always show her face because she is Hot with a great smile. Very nice photos.

Lex

Idk about this one. One night only anyone have any advice.

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[QUOTE=Moonshine910; 1718798]Gentlemen,

I must share my dream with you.

Yesterday I went to see this lady.

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When I get to the apartment, she is very high on something, but there are two other ladies working out of the same apartment. One is fast asleep from previous night's activities. The other lady is much better looking and sexy. I quickly give her the eye and tell the original lady I would rather have a date with her roommate, she tells me it is OK. We head to the back for a nice session of CBJ, which was very nice, then cowgirl followed by a finish from mish standing beside the bed. Very nice session, she lives out so I get cleaned up. I come out of the bedroom and now the original lady who is still high is angry with the lady I choose. She is starting an argument, so I wave and hit the door. My work was done. By the way the one passed out on the couch also looked very good. As always be Careful.[/QUOTE]LOL that's funny going to see a girl and decided to go with someone else she works with! Reminds me of dreams when I was younger in Germany walking up and down the eros houses and I would do something see a girl about to go see her than spot a hotter one next door and go with her instead and sometimes they would get into an argument.

Idk about this one. One night only anyone have any advice.

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I did have a dream about this petite doll last week. Face is blurred in the pics but I would say she is the one in the pics. The dream took place in an apartment a few miles from the mall area. Good location, very comfortable. Have to admit a dream was a little pricey but I definitely enjoyed my visit and would definitely repeat. Very personable and makes you feel at ease. Very petite which is my preference. Did not rush and good bbj skills. I would definitely recommed, hopefully they will send some of their other ladies down in the future.

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My fellow literary Artist, I have once again developed a new Character for our ongoing tales of fictional escapades into a dream world that does not exist. This character I will call Samantha. I have been watching this bird from afar for some time now never in detail until finally some new photos. The old pictures of the referee shirt were never appealing to me, but now new pics and her makeup makes her look more appealing. So I am on it. The standard phone call took place with no issues and was on my way to her location. The bird seemed sweet and seemed to want to make me feel comfortable and a bit of small talk about my needs and then the requirement was met and put away. This bird is about 5'0' with long dark hair and a couple of tattoos. I would put her age around mid to late 30's with great breast. She is height weight proportionate maybe a little heavier (ample bottom with her as well)

We made it to the bed and garments were quickly tossed aside."You sit down on the bed" she said and she kneeled in front of me. I looked down to see her grab my cock and start giving it a few very gentle jerks as I am being brought to life, she just kept saying, you're going to have to be easy and don't try to hurt me. I grabbed a cover and she placed it on and guided it to her lovely lips. I groaned as she engulfed the head. I thought she would just take it into her mouth and try to pretend to be blowing me. But to my surprise and delight, I felt her tongue begin to swirl around the head, and then she took more of me in as her free hand cupped my balls. She began a deliberate pumping and suction that was heaven. This girl could flat-out suck cock. She rolled my balls in her hand and took me almost half the way in. She began to get serious about sucking my cock down her throat. Starting at the tip, inch by inch she sucking real hard while rolling her tongue around my dick all the way to my balls. Her tongue and her jaw muscles were amazing I could feel her swallow my cock's head. She was fingering herself while sucking on me. (She seemed to very excited and was really getting into it) The sensation of her moans and groans as she worked my Johnnie was causing a loss of my poise, as my balls were about to erupt if she kept that pace and I quickly told to her lay on her back and spread her legs.

As I got between her legs and was adjusting my cover, again she said, you have to take it easy and don't hurt me because you are really big. While I prepared to enter her I watched her eyes dropped from mine to my cock, and she reached out, wrapped her hand around it and stroked it up and down her slit. I grabbed her ankles and pushed them up and apart. This gave me my first view of the Promised Land. Her pussy lips were hairless, puffy and wet. The wider and farther back I pushed her legs the more she opened up. I leaned in and pushed the head of my cock into the folds of her lips "Easy. Just a bit at a time until I get used to that monster." I slowly pushed in inch by inch. I'd retreat a little and gain more. This went on until I was half way in her. Her eyes rolled in her head and she moaned and I pushed her legs still farther giving me an unobstructed view of my cock sawing in and out of her fully stretched womanhood. She screamed as I hit bottom with about 1 ½" left outside.

I pulled back until just the head was in and lunged forward. As she screamed, it felt like I cleared a barrier. My balls slapped against her ass. I pulled out only to plunge in again. I slowly pounded her womanhood with every inch of cock I had. She let out a tremendous cry. Her toes curled into knots and her body shook again. I could barely hold her legs as she trashed back and forth telling me I was hurting her. I slowed my motions as I watch as her titties rise and fall with her heavy breathing, but her taut nipples staring right at me telling me to keep going. She wanted to move to another position because she said it was too deep and it hurt, so then I had her to get on her hands and knees with her ass in the air and I stood at the edge of the bed and guided myself inside as she buried her face in to the pillow. My cock head slip inside. All the air in my body went out, she felt that good and firm. She leans down giving me complete access. I slip a little more inside. She slowly moves forward and backwards, further onto my hard cock each time. I was in heaven now; her tight pussy was squeezing me and sliding back and forth on my cock. She sat up and started bouncing her ass back and forth a little harder and faster. She cried out, that she had to stop and was trying to hold me back from pushing deeper. I lifted my hips and grabbed her arms and shoulders and started burying my cock hard and deep inside her tight pussy pounding away until just as she was about to break away, I exploded, filling her with my load. This bird was very nice and tried to give me a good dream. The CBJ was good (better than I thought) her womanhood is firm but she cannot take a thrashing well. She will complain about hurting her if you go to deep. I think she is accustom to short visits and that what her goal is, to keep it short and sweet so she can go do other things. I imagine she finishes most clients off with just the CBJ, really worked the mouth well. Big ass that was nice to view as you are going balls deep if she doesn't stop you by holding you or complaining. Just like other post about this bird I will end and say YMMV because she wants things done her way and if you take control it will go downhill from there. But remember we all have our demons.

Lex.

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[QUOTE=MichaelG09; 1719965]I did have a dream about this petite doll last week. Face is blurred in the pics but I would say she is the one in the pics. The dream took place in an apartment a few miles from the mall area. Good location, very comfortable. Have to admit a dream was a little pricey but I definitely enjoyed my visit and would definitely repeat. Very personable and makes you feel at ease. Very petite which is my preference. Did not rush and good bbj skills. I would definitely recommed, hopefully they will send some of their other ladies down in the future.

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I thought we lost you mate. Glad you came back and sharing your tales of adventure as well. Great report and from what I understand, Elite does have a good selection to choice from.

Lex

[QUOTE=Moonshine910; 1718798]Gentlemen,

I must share my dream with you.

Yesterday I went to see this lady.

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When I get to the apartment, she is very high on something, but there are two other ladies working out of the same apartment. One is fast asleep from previous night's activities. The other lady is much better looking and sexy. I quickly give her the eye and tell the original lady I would rather have a date with her roommate, she tells me it is OK. We head to the back for a nice session of CBJ, which was very nice, then cowgirl followed by a finish from mish standing beside the bed. Very nice session, she lives out so I get cleaned up. I come out of the bedroom and now the original lady who is still high is angry with the lady I choose. She is starting an argument, so I wave and hit the door. My work was done. By the way the one passed out on the couch also looked very good. As always be Careful.[/QUOTE]Sir Shine,

I would have done the same thing and have before. Just like your tale at the end, I just walked out and let them fight over how the banknotes are broken up.

Lex

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther; 1720546]Sir Michael,

I thought we lost you mate. Glad you came back and sharing your tales of adventure as well. Great report and from what I understand, Elite does have a good selection to choice from.

Lex[/QUOTE]Funds kinda tight these days and the menu has been underwhelming as of late. From looking on their website, they do have a very nice selection.