Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

Yes. Then they also want a dissertation on a foot massage or how deep the deep tissue is and blah blah. Meanwhile she is most likely standing there with her arms out soaked in oil.

And they keep asking how long before your done, are you sure its that long or some other stupid questions.

[QUOTE=Bbbuddy;2675530]Went to place on 83 and in having massage when some dipshit comes in asking a bunch of questions like how big our the massage tables, can I see the room. My MT was the only one with good English so she had to go out. Ten minutes later some ahole comes in saying he saw it on backpage and do they give happy endings? What dumbass asks that upfront unless he was neighborhood watch or a cop. I thought for sure I was going to get denied on the flip because of these two dummies but it was okay. It's in a visible location so keep it UTR and pay for a massage you cheapass and find out for yourself.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2677591]I went there this afternoon. I confirm everything said before, with some minor differences, noted below.

Actually I called Anna first. She confirmed on the phone they are trying a new idea. Their basic idea is professional body massage + foot massage to appeal to a broader clientele. I decided not to visit. Then changed my mind and went. Wouldn't you know it Anna was sitting at the desk. We spoke for a little while as I waited for the MT to finish another client. It was going to be a 20 minute wait, so Anna took me into the room and started the massage herself. I've been teasing her about that, and said, "Finally, my fantasy is coming true. " For the record, she's a cool person, but massage was not really at the level of a real MT. In contrast to the other report below, I was not swaddled. Just a token draping. The real MT came in a few minutes later. Tiny (30-35 year old) woman named "Linda" with a nice smile. Limited English, but fortunately, I was able to converse in Chinese (at a Cave man level of proficiency). The draping was nominal. Her massage was very strong, especially for such a tiny person. But legit. I got the $49 rate. $25 tip. I will return, because it is convenient to a bar I like (Bill's Pizza) and because I like Anna and now I like Linda. Good place for a legit massage. Bob.[/QUOTE]Thanks Bob for following up and getting some more info. Linda is a favorite of mine from the original location too.

BTW, your mailbox is full.

[QUOTE=Rabble;2672278]Mystic is run by a great lady who has had some Le issues at other places in the recent past. I visited with her and got an outstanding massage.

I would guess she is being very cautious this time around.

She gives an outstanding massage to be sure, and who knows what multiple visits could bring.

Bottom line is that she is a fantastic lady who is understandably cautious.[/QUOTE]I figure, worse comes to worst, I'll take a good and massage and that's all, rather than a bad massage and a half assed release. I can do the latter at home. LOL.

Don't blame them for being cautious. Seemed to be a bunch of people coming in, but not many staying. Wonder too if it's people testing the place out.

[QUOTE=Rabble;2563499]Trusted mongers, I need your brains.

My opinion was asked for a good location up north to open an AMP.

Certain municipalities are off the list due to over saturation of the market and other mitigating factors.

So I was asked to help brainstorm aND even keep my eyes open for a vacant storefront along the 120 or route 12 corridors, perhaps out to 94.

The woman who asked my opinion wants to open her shop, licensed of course, in a good location for her AMP.

So I present it to you fellows. Are there any towns that would support another AMP, or any towns she should not even bother looking in?

My list of the top of my head was maybe fox lake or grayslake? Thoughts?

Feel free to pm.[/QUOTE]I have a lead on a place that's going up for sale. Both body and foot massage. Been up and running for 5+ yrs. May be out of your geographic range but then again maybe not.

This Linda is a different woman from the one at Anna's. I'll clean out the mailbox. Thanks. Bob.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2678075]Thanks Bob for following up and getting some more info. Linda is a favorite of mine from the original location too.

BTW, your mailbox is full.[/QUOTE]

A Massage shop shut down about two months ago. On Rt 12 just south of the Walmart. I think the location was too big, therefore too much overhead. But there are no AMPs in the area. Bob.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2678511]I have a lead on a place that's going up for sale. Both body and foot massage. Been up and running for 5+ yrs. May be out of your geographic range but then again maybe not.[/QUOTE]

Had some time and was in the area so I thought I'd give the new place in Lakevilla a chance. Massage was very good quality head to haggle a bit to get the discounted price of 55, but they did give me that. I had just run a marathon the previous Sunday and was in need of a real massage, and they delivered. Nice and deep it tight spots but no hints of play. On the flip she worked all around the good parts, but said "you" when I put her hand where I want it up. She gave and asked me to be quiet and deliver to mechanical finish. Would go back for A massage, not so sure if he was worth it.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2679220]A Massage shop shut down about two months ago. On Rt 12 just south of the Walmart. I think the location was too big, therefore too much overhead. But there are no AMPs in the area. Bob.[/QUOTE]I know the one you're thinking of. Was it was called New Life at one time? Yeah, nice place with not much competition in that town. But not the one I'm talking about.

It's more west. Algonquin / LITH area.

I tried to pm you last week but your box was full.

Was in the area last week and made the call.

Nice girl mid twenties with a little baby fat but not bad. After getting the apartment number and buzzed in I went to the door and tapped lightly before the door opened. She was dressed in a nice baby-doll nighty showing off her breasts nicely. The chair for taking off your shoes was just inside the door and she helped me remove them. We then went into the other room where she helped me undress for the "massage". Not really a good massage but she did work on the back and the legs, didn't do anything with the feet. Sure would like to find a place that worked on the feet and hands! On the flip she went to work around my hips and inner thighs. She then went and took junior in her mouth by the tip and applied suction as she pulled away. Not enough to let go but just enough to stretch my out and held that position for over a minute. Different but a very nice feeling. She then applied the cover and went to work with the BJ very nice and enjoyable not a mechanical in out in out as some do. Asked if I have enough before climbing on top, again not a slamming up and down motion but a nice rhythm with grinding motions added. I changed positions to the missionary to give me more control and finished up that way. After I was done she cleaned me up and helped me get dressed. I didn't feel I was being rush or that she was watching the clock. I will be going back to se her before she leaves the area.

Lqqkn.

[QUOTE=LqqknRound;2689328]Was in the area last week and made the call.

Nice girl mid twenties with a little baby fat but not bad. After getting the apartment number and buzzed in I went to the door and tapped lightly before the door opened. She was dressed in a nice baby-doll nighty showing off her breasts nicely. The chair for taking off your shoes was just inside the door and she helped me remove them. We then went into the other room where she helped me undress for the "massage". Not really a good massage but she did work on the back and the legs, didn't do anything with the feet. Sure would like to find a place that worked on the feet and hands! On the flip she went to work around my hips and inner thighs. She then went and took junior in her mouth by the tip and applied suction as she pulled away. Not enough to let go but just enough to stretch my out and held that position for over a minute. Different but a very nice feeling. She then applied the cover and went to work with the BJ very nice and enjoyable not a mechanical in out in out as some do. Asked if I have enough before climbing on top, again not a slamming up and down motion but a nice rhythm with grinding motions added. I changed positions to the missionary to give me more control and finished up that way. After I was done she cleaned me up and helped me get dressed. I didn't feel I was being rush or that she was watching the clock. I will be going back to se her before she leaves the area.

Lqqkn.[/QUOTE]Great info, was wondering how to get some contact info for this place?

Tell is what parlor or post a link.

[QUOTE=LqqknRound;2689328]Was in the area last week and made the call.

Nice girl mid twenties with a little baby fat but not bad. After getting the apartment number and buzzed in I went to the door and tapped lightly before the door opened. She was dressed in a nice baby-doll nighty showing off her breasts nicely. The chair for taking off your shoes was just inside the door and she helped me remove them. We then went into the other room where she helped me undress for the "massage". Not really a good massage but she did work on the back and the legs, didn't do anything with the feet. Sure would like to find a place that worked on the feet and hands! On the flip she went to work around my hips and inner thighs. She then went and took junior in her mouth by the tip and applied suction as she pulled away. Not enough to let go but just enough to stretch my out and held that position for over a minute. Different but a very nice feeling. She then applied the cover and went to work with the BJ very nice and enjoyable not a mechanical in out in out as some do. Asked if I have enough before climbing on top, again not a slamming up and down motion but a nice rhythm with grinding motions added. I changed positions to the missionary to give me more control and finished up that way. After I was done she cleaned me up and helped me get dressed. I didn't feel I was being rush or that she was watching the clock. I will be going back to se her before she leaves the area.

Lqqkn.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2691311]Tell is what parlor or post a link.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure he is talking about the Apt Incall that is advertised on BP constantly near 120& Route 45, not a spa.

I called the number on the Ad. $130 half-hour. $160 Full hour. Wow.

[QUOTE=BackDoc;2691867]I'm pretty sure he is talking about the Apt Incall that is advertised on BP constantly near 120& Route 45, not a spa.[/QUOTE]

I assume that is "all-in", pun intended. Bob.

[QUOTE=Hotguy18;2692351]I called the number on the Ad. $130 half-hour. $160 Full hour. Wow.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2693205]I assume that is "all-in", pun intended. Bob.[/QUOTE]This was my worst apt. Stop ever. What a royal pain. Visited with an average looking slightly bigger lady with a nice azz. No massage skills. BJ skills ok. During mish noticed bo. Spun around to dog and noticed dead ass smell. Everything downhill after that.