[QUOTE=DjBiker;6333400]You have to have more F'ing wind in your never ending bullshit than that Chinese spy balloon, can't you keep it short douche machine? Can you tell everyone if your creepiness and stalker like b / s of scaring away providers? One you drooled over seems to have moved on, she was a good provider, think you scared the shit out of her with your stupidness.
F' douche machine, just wondering do ya think the providers are telling you and you only that your "the most handsome and got a big tool" my god if you do your ole lady dumped you after picking your wallet clean as well.
Stupid.
Lmao at the douche machine.[/QUOTE]Ah Butthead. I'm saddened that you are so lonely you count me as one of your friends. It's pathetic. But understandable given that Beavis has kind of abandoned you. I do wish the two of you would have just tied the knot when you were in Vegas auditioning to be the new Siegfried and Roy. Oh well, maybe you two kids will make it legal one of these days and enjoy your mothers basement as a couple. Hope springs eternal!!
And I have to applaud your attempt, while inept and feeble, to add something to our forum here. But I must insist that you start out slow, Butthead. Kind of like third grade for you. Remember third grade, the best four years of your life. Anyway. You simply need to see a provider, jot down a few mental notes. Find her stg ad and copy and paste it into a summary of your visit. It really can be quite simple. You don't even need a title. Just maybe say something like this:
"Yo F in douchebags. I finally sawn a woman on hear. She's almost blind and ain't got no cents of smell so she's find seeing hideous ole DJBiker. She maid me pay first and let me feel her boobies. They feel better then Mom's do when she gets drunk and past out. You can see her two. I will repeat once I return my aluminium cans to Aldi.
Hears her link:
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalamazoo/massage/asian/nuru-bodyslide-massage-with-ha/196540473672[/URL]
Ignore her Voice and her size 13 feet. She all woman to DJBiker".
See DJ. It's perfect. It's like I read your mind. Your two-bit cheap vodka guzzling mind. Hopefully the spelling and grammar are deficient enough for you.
But that's how you start. By actually seeing women and leaving reviews. Leave the jackass comments to the rest of us who have earned the right to do so by leaving hundreds of reviews, answering all questions presented, and even helping the providers here so they aren't stuck having to see hideous clients like you.
Retreat.
G2.
