Massage Parlor Reports

I had the pleasure of visiting your fine city and stopped at the Sunshine House on Lord Dunmore based on some previous reviews here. Pain the butt to find, actually behind the strip mall where the GPS takes me, right next to a busy office with people going in and out. Some lady was outside the office smoking and looking at me disapprovingly as she saw me ring the bell and get let in after a minute. The place seemed pretty clean inside and wasn't sweltering hot, decent looking MT with a tat, unfortunately she was double masked but I guess you can't take chances these days. FS was decent, she got into it. Nice girl, decent body, good time overall. The same lady was smoking another cigarette and smirking as I walked out into the blinding sun. I said, "nice day!

Went to green run on wed drew cute chubby girl massage was not super good but on the turn she gave a short BBBJ then finish HJ. Today went to healthy got dora place was busy she had to leave my 3 times to greet customer on the flip I ask to do my thighs and she got close to the boys when I got hard she noticed and smiled at me so I uncovered and she say sorry we do not do that here so I start to stroke and she went to the door and tell me I have to leave and will give me my money back then she leave the room was a little embarrassed when I walk out she standing at the desk I just walked straight out, guess that place is really legit. Anybody have any luck there?

Another user reported getting DATY there. Two weeks later, I go and I'm only able to get a regular HE (and to top it all off, the massage sucked). Looks like that place is getting worse, not better.

[QUOTE=FaceFun;5472781]Went to green run on wed drew cute chubby girl massage was not super good but on the turn she gave a short BBBJ then finish HJ. Today went to healthy got dora place was busy she had to leave my 3 times to greet customer on the flip I ask to do my thighs and she got close to the boys when I got hard she noticed and smiled at me so I uncovered and she say sorry we do not do that here so I start to stroke and she went to the door and tell me I have to leave and will give me my money back then she leave the room was a little embarrassed when I walk out she standing at the desk I just walked straight out, guess that place is really legit. Anybody have any luck there?[/QUOTE]

I'm looking for services similar to what Rosa and Tatiana provide at around the same price. However, I want a provider whose massage actually has therapeutic value to it. The same quality massage you'd get at a parlor. Any suggestions?

Danny recounted a dream he had a few days ago at "that place at Pembroke", by which I think he means the one by Tida Thai. He drew Coco, who he described as flirty and "butterface but a banging body". For extra donation she took off pants and pulled up shirt and allowed romans everywhere ("two fingers in the front door and two in the back", he said) but she declined any mouth music or Fun Stuff. He said she used a lot of oil, which was fun at the time but she didn't / couldn't wipe it all off before he left. He didn't say how much the total fare was, which I'm guessing means it was a bit higher than he wants to admit handing over.

Stopped by a few days ago after the end of the business to check out what the reviews had been claiming. When I pulled in, there were several cars in front, parked in various locations, and two gentlemen waiting there turn to go in. Decided to wait a bit and grab dinner. Got back about an hour later, still a few cars, but decided to take a chance. Rang the bell and a tiny little spinner answered and asked me to wait 10 minutes. Like damn!

Waited for client to leave and went back up. This time made my way in with same cute girl. Only 30 minutes was available. She had to be no more than 4'-9". Less than 100 lbs. Believe she said her name was Lisa. VERY little English and was hard to understand. She started on shoulders for about 5 minutes with a pretend massage, then asked me to turn over. I had already left my deposit on the table, so no discussion involved. She stripped down and went to work, started mish, then doggy, then mish. She was very tiny and had to stop doggy because it hurt. Also had to stop and get "KY" twice. Barely A's up top and very ungroomed down below.

Overall she was cute, but definitely not on my list to repeat.

Yeah if you did some research you would have known Healthy is legit only. Green run is always a 50/50 of anything beyond a HJ.

[QUOTE=FaceFun;5472781]Went to green run on wed drew cute chubby girl massage was not super good but on the turn she gave a short BBBJ then finish HJ. Today went to healthy got dora place was busy she had to leave my 3 times to greet customer on the flip I ask to do my thighs and she got close to the boys when I got hard she noticed and smiled at me so I uncovered and she say sorry we do not do that here so I start to stroke and she went to the door and tell me I have to leave and will give me my money back then she leave the room was a little embarrassed when I walk out she standing at the desk I just walked straight out, guess that place is really legit. Anybody have any luck there?[/QUOTE]

Somebody got DATY at healthy? Dammmm or do you mean green run? I went back to green run today, was busy so left and went to anne spa just basic HJ.

[QUOTE=Punisher94;5473089]Another user reported getting DATY there. Two weeks later, I go and I'm only able to get a regular HE (and to top it all off, the massage sucked). Looks like that place is getting worse, not better.[/QUOTE]

Green run. The only place I've gotten DATY is on Constitution, near Pembroke Mall. That and the HE was $. 2, and I kicked myself in the ass for that ever since. If anyone knows where I can get it significantly cheaper, let me know.

[QUOTE=FaceFun;5474090]Somebody got DATY at healthy? Dammmm or do you mean green run? I went back to green run today, was busy so left and went to anne spa just basic HJ.[/QUOTE]

Decided to check this place out, and it was nothing special. Asked about DATY, and it was a no-go. Massage was mediocre.

But here's what bothered me: when she offered HE, I asked how much (they were asking for. 5 at Green Run, so I was wondering if the going rate has changed). She then told me to give her whatever I think it's worth.

When I left, I gave her the standard. 4, and she started looking disappointed. I'm beginning to wonder if the going rate has indeed changed, or if that place just sucks.

[QUOTE=FreeSpirit2763;5473528] She had to be no more than 4'-9". Less than 100 lbs. Believe she said her name was Lisa. [/QUOTE]Danny said a few days ago that he had a spinner named Tiny Lucy or something like that. He expected she'd be too tight but "she had no problem taking a full dose of Vitamin D", so may be a different girl that the one you got. He said that she kept her mask on the whole time.

New to the area any suggestions on places that offer full service massages?

[QUOTE=SwordKnight;5476580]Danny said a few days ago that he had a spinner named Tiny Lucy or something like that. He expected she'd be too tight but "she had no problem taking a full dose of Vitamin D", so may be a different girl that the one you got. He said that she kept her mask on the whole time.[/QUOTE]May be same girl. She kept mask on the whole time also. She may have been having a rough time since I was at the end of the day.

As busy as they appeared, she had probably had a long day!

Went there a couple days ago, got tatted, late 30 ish girl. Got an hour, subpar oily massage, negotiated to $ for covered mic. Seemed pretty unenthusiastic and rushed. Wouldn't go again, but personally wouldn't go again. I'll probably give Green Run a try later this week.

[QUOTE=Rollin420;5478363]Went there a couple days ago, got tatted, late 30 ish girl. Got an hour, subpar oily massage, negotiated to $ for covered mic. Seemed pretty unenthusiastic and rushed. Wouldn't go again, but personally wouldn't go again. I'll probably give Green Run a try later this week.[/QUOTE]I will never go again. The suppliers there are always unfriendly, like owing them money.