EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3798355]Just a heads-up, with the demise of Craigs and Backpage, one of Tat's MT's has begun placing ads on FB Marketplace.

Doesn't younger K on Shermer work with an older blond?[/QUOTE]Where is Tat's and how can I contact them?

[URL]www.chicagolandmassage.net[/URL]

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;3800401][URL]www.chicagolandmassage.net[/URL][/QUOTE]Where is their O'Hare location?

I have texted 262 off and on on my chicago trips for some time. Today I got to meet one of their girls in Prospect Heights. Catherine is probably in her early 20's and has boobs that act their age! I think she is pretty new to this or maybe it was my first time 262 jitters that had her pretty reserved. If you are a spinner aficianado, she's not for you but she was very pleasant and smiled a lot.

Thanks again 262, I'll be back.

[QUOTE=TroyAkerman;3798382]Is the Polish place on Belmont and Harlem still up and running anyone have a new number (s) for them or any additional info?[/QUOTE]I'd love to try something other than Asian. What's the deal here? .

Does anyone have Olga at Sun's in BG number? I lost it.

[QUOTE=ChiHappiness;3803219]Does anyone have Olga at Sun's in BG number? I lost it.[/QUOTE]I believe this is her latest ad. I could be wrong, but location seems right.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/bts/d/wellness-studio/6583507723.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;3800401][URL]www.chicagolandmassage.net[/URL][/QUOTE]Have been here a few times now, got to see Annette twice now, worth it both times, thanks for the rec!

Second time I saw her, we just jumped straight to the action and she is still amazing, though I might want to try Sandra if I get a chance.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3803298]I believe this is her latest ad. I could be wrong, but location seems right.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/bts/d/wellness-studio/6583507723.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Anyone know if Olga has new girls on staff? Anna was the real cutie, even if it was extremely light touch.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3804920]Anyone know if Olga has new girls on staff? Anna was the real cutie, even if it was extremely light touch.[/QUOTE]Is this a legit place? Or open menu? And what's the rate?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=ComeRapMe;3804969]Is this a legit place? Or open menu? And what's the rate?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Definite extras available.

$65 house plus $60 for standard finish. I have only been there once, not sure if more is available.

[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-EliteFaceBody[/URL]

I recommend for those experienced with European therapists. Located on 4 fl of a bulding occupied by major bank. No sign in required to access elevator or floor. Room located at end of hallway away from other offices. If first time, you will fill out medical form. Session starts out professional but if your experienced you will have fun. She looks better and younger in person and a lot thinner. A very nice Russian accent. Overall nice person and recommend. May be hard to get appt after my post.

Also -.

[URL]http://avitarelax.com[/URL]

It will reopen next week with rooms. All Euro staff and I am certain you will find some Euros providing a relaxing experience. I have not tried but have appt. My radar says I will leave satisfied.

Lastly Irene's Massage T- this is old faithful for the Euro scene. For rookies it provides sensual but self serve. For those mongers going for more than 5 years, its stamdard finish and more. Only downfall is all three girls past there prime. There has not been a change in the staff since the 70's. The place got boring along with staff.

I will throw a bone to latina enthusiasts. The place in river forest on NA. - standard is available after she knows you.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3811737][URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-EliteFaceBody[/URL]

I recommend for those experienced with European therapists. Located on 4 fl of a bulding occupied by major bank. No sign in required to access elevator or floor. Room located at end of hallway away from other offices. If first time, you will fill out medical form. Session starts out professional but if your experienced you will have fun. She looks better and younger in person and a lot thinner. A very nice Russian accent. Overall nice person and recommend. May be hard to get appt after my post.

[/QUOTE]OK, what was your secret in getting past the professional part? I saw her twice in the past, 2 visits in 2 weeks, and got shut down. Others have reported this as well.

On the plus side she is a looker and gives a good softer massage.

[QUOTE=YTruck;3803360]Have been here a few times now, got to see Annette twice now, worth it both times, thanks for the rec!

Second time I saw her, we just jumped straight to the action and she is still amazing, though I might want to try Sandra if I get a chance.[/QUOTE]Definitely want to check this out. Any info on rates?

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3811803]OK, what was your secret in getting past the professional part? I saw her twice in the past, 2 visits in 2 weeks, and got shut down. Others have reported this as well.

On the plus side she is a looker and gives a good softer massage.[/QUOTE]She used to work with Olga in Buffalo Grove. Slender, soft spoken brunette at the time. Gentle technique, with guarded extras on my first visit. That was years ago. She's using her actual licensed name this time around, which probably explains the YMMV.

Getting past the professional part...

As with any Euro, it pays to be charming and polite. I'll leave my tip in full view, but under my jumble of keys for safe keeping. If you aren't feeling brave enough to go undraped, use minimal coverage with a smaller towel. Something that can fall away easily. Leave those arms and hands dangling or along the edge of the table. If she continues to lean her bodyweight into your shoulder or arms, you're probably safe to rest your palm and fingers along her legs. Let out a few quiet moans if she starts to work your glutes or roams higher along your thighs. The key is letting her know that it's safe to touch you. The truly legit ones will become very stern at the first sign of "monkey business," so go slow and keep that in mind in this era of MeToo.

Some other advice. I've begun working with a very attractive and seemingly legit, holistic energy worker on my "sacral chakra." The orange aura of the sacral chakra is considered the seat of sexual energy in Eastern medicine. Long story short, dropping some teaching about sacred sexuality during the session will intrigue the masseuse to no end. Especially if they're into new age mysticism in the first place. Building some chemistry and mystery will help you get extras even in professional environments where such a thing may not normally occur.