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[QUOTE=Potsy;2447200][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-captivating-highly-reviewed-gorgeous-blonde-bombshell/12544709[/URL]

Something did not sit right with me from the first moment I read this ad, I was driving by the area on my way home, and stopped to grab a late dinner and saw this ad online. I googled the number with no results and then searched the pics. The pics came up on a bunch of different sites from instagram to escorts, all over the country with different numbers. Just for shits and giggles I called and she says she will text me the address where she is staying and to call when I got close. She told me she was at a hotel at 4335 west lake mary blvd. LOL Thats the address for a Boston Market restaurant LOL. I was eating in a different restaurant not 2 blocks away LOL.

I texted her back that Boston Market is an odd place to have incalls at. She replied she is actually staying directly across the street from Boston Market and gives out that address for safety reasons. If that's the case she must be staying at McDonalds, because that's what's across the street LOL. I should have asked her if she does outcalls to Burger King.

Something does not seem right with this one to me. Personally I get the vibe LEO is having some fun tonight.[/QUOTE]Even if it's not LEO chances are you would be very disappointed. 702 area code is Vegas and we all know that providers using that area code are either just plain a rip off, or, have engagement. Either way, I would never even consider calling anyone with a number that starts with that.

NEXT!

[QUOTE=Newbie42;2445122]Last week I dreamed with Summer. Set up the dream for 5 pm but when I got there she wasn't ready so I have to wait. Drove to this one mobile home park on Goldenrod, she told me to wait by the entrance and she will come over to meet me, so I got there and discover that there was no where to park because the entrance was just a driveway in and out of the community so I decided just to drive back and forth thru the community, did that for about 45 minutes then as I was about to leave she called and said that she was coming in from work and that trafic was bad so I waited. 30 went by and nothing. Started to leave and then she called that she back and to meet her at the entrance so I drove back to the entrance and she directed me to her place. It was a small mobile home, met her and she did look good so I decided to stay as we enter the living room, there was a guy laying there in the couch. Dame. Scare the shit out of me so I was going to leave and forget the whole thing but then the guy look like he was asleep so we went into her room and got ready. Gave here the donation and got undress then she started bbj on me but as I was ready to pound her, she me for the glove which I didn't have. So just when with bbj until exploded into her mouth. All in all not so good. She did't have glove, the place was a dump, she live with a guy and allowed to be in the house for her services. Another thing, she didn't look anything like the pictures on her post. Will not repeat with this one. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/experienced-cheerleader-looking-to-have-fun/12254496[/URL].

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Here's a lesson for you. When you are out mongering, ALWAYS have a cover with you. That is one of the oldest tricks in the book. You paid her for full service and all you got was head. Of course she didn't offer to give you some back. And she planned that. If not, she would have said something right away. How does a woman doing this not have any covers? Especially at an incall.

As always my dear compatriots, dreams are fleeting and always leave you wanting more.

Today I decided to stray to the Dark Side of the Force with an enticing enchantress with a wicked smile. Jayda is her name and the price is right. 160 netted me a wonderful hour long dream in which I was greeted by a silk robe and tall, long legs leading to a smooth toned and curvy body. Greeted with a hug, always a great way to lead off and break the ice. She does have a pair of little yappers but once behind the doors, you can't hear them with the music. First thing after becoming comfortable was taking a good look at the vision of beauty that dropped to her knees and took me into her mouth. Well. The Hoover has nothing on her skills. With a hand constantly teasing and stroking and cupping the boys it was off to the races with some DATY right after playing with some delicious piercings. The sounds of my the sounds were music to my ears. DATY became RCG to CG to Doggy and finished in mish. It has been some time since I went all out and I hope I managed to fulfill our satiate her needs as well as my own.

I would repeat repeat repeat repeat. Go and enjoy this lovely lady who has prompt service and communication skills, you will be glad you did. Alas my dream ended to soon. Oh the dreary real world, how I dislike you.

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[QUOTE=AllBad;2446816]I am a long time lurker, quite a long time. I have been benefiting from the posts here contributing nothing in return. I have excuses, but as time progresses and my reoccuring lucid dreams became more involved, it became clear there was a valuable point I was missing: credibility on this forum is a form of currency in dreamland. In dreamland some of the real unicorns need some good references. USASG provides That.


AllBad.[/QUOTE]You weren't kidding about being a long time lurker. The last and first post you made was in 2012!

'Pyth.

[QUOTE=AllBad;2446816]

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She is VERY new. Very pleasant to talk and be with. This is a short dream, so straight to the FS action. Nice visuals and a rhythm we can both climax too. There were some rules being mentioned, but I can't hear well when sleeping, alast I don't want to scare away this one. This one I would like to have some re occuring episodes with her. Finnish up, clean chat a bit and I'm getting ready to leave, when I forget my shades and run back. I meet her friend, the one in the ad, Sammie.

The real surprise is Sammie looks like her pics, its actually her in the ad above. Both girls share number.


AllBad.[/QUOTE]For the love of god, I snipped out all the banterish talk we don't give a fuck about, and I believe you said you paid $150 for a quick nongfe fuck.

Jag#2 has risen?

I thought all of you should know that the girl on this ad is a thief and someone who should not be trusted. Do not pay her in advance as she will just run away with it the minute you relax a little.

Attached are all her photos I have. The ones in Pink lingerie are the ones from the ad and are fake photos. The ones in black dress and white top are the selfies she sent to me, which are real.

In case you need more information, PM me.

According to her, she lives in Ocala, drove out to me a black car, works in some checkers near her home and has a boyfriend.

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OMG Katsu, fuckin hysterical.

[QUOTE=Katsumoto;2447585]For the love of god, I snipped out all the banterish talk we don't give a fuck about, and I believe you said you paid $150 for a quick nongfe fuck.

Jag#2 has risen?[/QUOTE]

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I had the opportunity to see Evelyn recently. This is not the same Evelyn from 6+ months ago that so many had problems with. This is a new girl as best I know. She is not the girl in the pics. I would say she is 32 or so. But the body is similar, though she is rather flat up top. But her beautiful face, and infectious smile and non-stop great service make up for it. She is very clean.

Without kissing and telling. She was great. I hope she stays as fresh and fun as I found her in my recent dream.

YMMV but be nice to her and I think you will get the same back.

Yes I'm a low poster but I don't as active as others. Usually only going for the well reviewed and the highly recommended due to what is likely borderline paranoia of being that guy on the news. I blame Chris Hanson.

This little lady has me wanting to run over hot coals in gasoline soaked socks!

Anyone have an experience to share?

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Google / tin eye search, Google phone number, lots of info but no real reviews, different pics and ads, you make the call and let us know. Make sure you review the rules before contacting that's for sure and make sure your using a burner. That's my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=Sales407;2448018]Yes I'm a low poster but I don't as active as others. Usually only going for the well reviewed and the highly recommended due to what is likely borderline paranoia of being that guy on the news. I blame Chris Hanson.

This little lady has me wanting to run over hot coals in gasoline soaked socks!

Anyone have an experience to share?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/friday-gentlmens-special-60-roses-for-qv-30-for-1-rose/12540048[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Katsumoto;2447585]For the love of god, I snipped out all the banterish talk we don't give a fuck about, and I believe you said you paid $150 for a quick nongfe fuck.

Jag#2 has risen?[/QUOTE]I'm afraid you could be right but wasn't the jag more long winded than this guy? All in all though, if he's trying to brag about a girl or what he thinks is a deal he needs to do a little research. Unless her pussy is solid gold and she squirts champagne a buck fifty was a ripoff and should have been placed in the correct folder.

Good advice LuvInIt007. This one sets off my Leodar. The pictures are too subtle for my taste. I hope I am wrong but I would not be surprised if a new posting member endorses her next with a tame review.

Stay Safe,

TM.

[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2448097]Google / tin eye search, Google phone number, lots of info but no real reviews, different pics and ads, you make the call and let us know. Make sure you review the rules before contacting that's for sure and make sure your using a burner. That's my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]

Decided to checkout backpage today and stumbled upon this ad.

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She is the same girl who saw me yesterday with different pics. I asked her to send me a real pic and she sent me the one attached here. The number she is now is different, I can share if she takes down the ad.

Stay away from her guys. Stay safe.

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[QUOTE=RickEverest;2447597]I thought all of you should know that the girl on this ad is a thief and someone who should not be trusted. Do not pay her in advance as she will just run away with it the minute you relax a little.

Attached are all her photos I have. The ones in Pink lingerie are the ones from the ad and are fake photos. The ones in black dress and white top are the selfies she sent to me, which are real.

In case you need more information, PM me.

According to her, she lives in Ocala, drove out to me a black car, works in some checkers near her home and has a boyfriend.

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CMM,

Would you be so kind as to provide some information that might be useful like, menu, donation, services?

This is really for everyone, and certainly not picking on you or anyone, but the section is called "BackPage Advertiser Reviews" because we sorta expect to read, well, reviews.

Again, nothing personal, just consider the things you might want to know about a lady that might help you decide if you should see her, because those are the same things the rest of us would also like to know.

And, just curious for those that tell us to be nice to a provider, just exactly what does that mean? Do you think guys go around being crappy to these ladies?

C3.

[QUOTE=CallMeMatthew;2447882][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/incall-or-outcall-evelyn-petite-brunette-spinner/12537306[/URL]

I had the opportunity to see Evelyn recently. This is not the same Evelyn from 6+ months ago that so many had problems with. This is a new girl as best I know. She is not the girl in the pics. I would say she is 32 or so. But the body is similar, though she is rather flat up top. But her beautiful face, and infectious smile and non-stop great service make up for it. She is very clean.

Without kissing and telling. She was great. I hope she stays as fresh and fun as I found her in my recent dream.

YMMV but be nice to her and I think you will get the same back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CallMeMatthew;2447882][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/incall-or-outcall-evelyn-petite-brunette-spinner/12537306[/URL]

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Without kissing and telling. She was great. SNIP

SNIP [/QUOTE]Your entire review can be snipped down to seven words, 4 of which are telling us you aren't going to leave a review, on the review board.

Sorry son, no gold star for you.