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Re: worst it's ever been.

[QUOTE=RationalityLoL;5374966]Guys,

Me and a friend have been trying to find some decent black girls, and we just can't find any. NONE. This has never happened before. Normally, we hit up black girls.

[/QUOTE]Yeah, I'm seeing the same stuff. Except I'll occasionally find a tasty one that will do what I like for a reasonable amount of money. And then she turns out to be a nasty crazy piece of shite like Amirror (biatch from the get-go) or merely insane, like Alexis (ok for a couple sessions, then starts hallucinating and being annoyed when you don't believe her).

My tastes and menu haven't really changed since June of 2019 - but this was way easier then. I stopped due to covid-19 from early March until mid October of 2020 and since I've come back it's been mostly a shit show. Hell, I even tried some white girls, and they were sub-optimal at best.

I've gotten a new VOIP number, just in case there's a blacklist somewhere that the biatches use, doesn't seem to help, so far.

I've heard speculation that the girls prefer actual carrier lines, so I'm thinking of getting a burner. Anybody have any opinions on that?

I'm wondering how much impact only-fans, premium Snapchat, or camming has, too. The only girl I ever did only-fans for was one I'd been seeing for several years, who had started to run to fat anyhow. I screen-recorded everything I wanted in a few hours / days and then cancelled.

Re: worst it's ever been.

[QUOTE=RationalityLoL;5374966]Guys,

Me and a friend have been trying to find some decent black girls, and we just can't find any. NONE. This has never happened before. Normally, we hit up black girls.

[/QUOTE]Yeah, I'm seeing the same stuff. Except I'll occasionally find a tasty one that will do what I like for a reasonable amount of money. And then she turns out to be a nasty crazy piece of shite like Amirror (biatch from the get-go) or merely insane, like Alexis (ok for a couple sessions, then starts hallucinating and being annoyed when you don't believe her).

My tastes and menu haven't really changed since June of 2019 - but this was way easier then. I stopped due to covid-19 from early March until mid October of 2020 and since I've come back it's been mostly a shit show. Hell, I even tried some white girls, and they were sub-optimal at best.

I've gotten a new VOIP number, just in case there's a blacklist somewhere that the biatches use, doesn't seem to help, so far.

I've heard speculation that the girls prefer actual carrier lines, so I'm thinking of getting a burner. Anybody have any opinions on that?

I'm wondering how much impact only-fans, premium Snapchat, or camming has, too. The only girl I ever did only-fans for was one I'd been seeing for several years, who had started to run to fat anyhow. I screen-recorded everything I wanted in a few hours / days and then cancelled.

Oops, sorry for the double-post. The database server here throws so many errors all day and especially all night, I have to try multiple times to get shit to go through.

And yes, those errors are *not* just when the database is allegedly being backed up for 1/2 an hour around midnight EST. It's sometimes during the day and most of the time at night, at times when use from CONUS should be pretty low.

Honestly, I wish this site would charge some small amount and use the money to get a real DB server. While they were at it, they could upgrade the web server and implement SSL / TLS. [B][u]https:[/u][/B] as opposed to http: . Our traffic shouldn't be in the clear all over the Internet.

And while they're at it, they need to strip out the bullshit code that edits our posts for no apparent reason. I've never seen another instance of vbulletin anywhere that mangles posts like this shit does. It's more than putting asterisks in place of some vulgar words it's all sorts of arbitrary bullshit that makes posting more difficult.

Can anybody give me a little insight on this one thanks.


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[QUOTE=Kingso20;5373650]Any recommendation providers in the Chicago area that specialize in deepthroat?[/QUOTE]Sam in Calumet Park. Pretty girl with a big smile, nice rack, and some scary good head skills. Check out Jaykay8's reviews in the 'Truly into it BBJCIM' thread.

[QUOTE=DrRobotNik;5328081][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/victoria-dawn[/URL]

Anyone seen this one?[/QUOTE]I don't know how this girl found her way to my bookmarks but I was bored today and my regulars were all off so I just started going through my bookmarks and found her. No reviews that I could find, just ISO posts. So decided to TOFTT once again.

You ever have a problem with the clock watchers? The girls who time you to the second and when your time is up, they are off your cock no matter how close you are to cumming? Yeah all of us.

But have you ever had the opposite? A girl who won't let you fuck her until you've hung out with her and won't let you leave until you've socialized with her?

Me either. Until Victoria Dawn.

My appointment was for four hours ago and I just got back an hour ago.

She looks like her photos, with some of the best legs I've seen but a huge gut. Her place is in a great location but the apartment itself is an absolute dump. I didn't know Lakeview still had apartments like that. Smelled like dog and incense.

Victoria is batshit crazy. You have to have a high tolerance for batshit crazy. The plus to batshit crazy girls is that they fuck like wild women. So I tried to put up with it while she talked and talked and talked about I don't know what. She would just rant about her life while showing me all of the worthless crap in her house.

I kept trying to move things along and she wouldn't stop talking. I would try to make out with her and she would just say "easy tiger, I have a story to tell you first".

One hour went by. Two hours. I could not get her to shut up and whenever I tried to take her clothes off or anything it was "don't worry I'm going to fuck you, but one more story".

Even when we finally got started she would talk about random stuff DURING. Like she would be sucking my dick (BBBJ at least) and suddenly start talking about the song playing. It was so weird.

Would I see her again? Probably not BUT there is one thing that made it "probably". She's a squirter. A big time squirter. Like ejaculate in your mouth squirter. She totally wet the bed. It was the only time she shut up. I crawled up after I ate her so she could taste her ejaculate and her pussy was so slippery wet that it sucked my cock into her. She doesn't do BBFS so she stopped me after a few strokes to make me put on a rubber. But my dick was so wet from her squirting pussy from the 30 seconds I was in her raw that the condom could barely stay on because it was so slippery from her juices. I finished in the bag in doggie which was a nice view. To her credit when she's about to cum she fucks back hard. Really hard. She squirted again when I pulled out. Her mattress was a mess after.

After I was trying to get dressed and she insisted to hanging out and ordering dinner and keeping her company because it's a slow day and she's bored blah blah. Er no thanks.

So if that's your thing and you can put up with 3+ hours of crazy for the price of an hour you just might have a good time. But man that's a lot of crazy to put up with.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5375870]Victoria is batshit crazy. You have to have a high tolerance for batshit crazy.[/QUOTE]Great review. Somehow this doesn't surprise me, she definitely has those crazy eyes in her ad photos haha.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5375870]

But have you ever had the opposite? A girl who won't let you fuck her until you've hung out with her and won't let you leave until you've socialized with her?[/QUOTE]LOL.

I think we call those "civilians".

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5375870]
So if that's your thing and you can put up with 3+ hours of crazy for the price of an hour you just might have a good time. But man that's a lot of crazy to put up with.[/QUOTE]Too bad about the huge gut. Sounds like a hot time.

But yeah, I haven't the patience for that.

TLDR: if you don't plan on doing anything after you come, this one may be ok. I'm not sure I'd count on getting the whole hour either.

So, in despair of finding even minimally sane young black chicks, I checked out a white MILF:

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/7792798989/1[/URL]

Setup dead simple, texted, she quoted rates, I said good for the hour, she sent address. It was Super 8 in Louis Joliet Mall.

For the record, the room she was in had the bathroom right by the door, making the bathroom check easy.

Do I even need to say that she looks older than her pics? Makeup and soft focus do wonders. She's got a reasonable body for her age, nice tits but not a good ass, though.

So we made out and played with each other for a while, which is how I like to warm up. Decent kisser, fairly responsive.

Then I had her get me off, good hand technique, I got off well.

We were 20 minutes in, maybe 25. I said ok, time for me to eat you. This cunnt says "no you're done. Once you come, it's over". I said I paid for an hour, she says lots of guys pay for an hour and take 10 minutes. I said I'm not onw of them, if I'd only wanted a qv, that's all I would have paid for. Then she also tried to say we only had 7 minutes left anyhow. And when I tried to tell that wasn't true, she just kept interrupting saying "you don't get to talk anymore".

So I told her she was a fuckking cunnt. She says oh you got an attitude, I'm going to call security, they'll walk you out. But she's a stupid biatch, she did it on the speakerphone and whoever she was talking to said he was on the road.

These stupid cunnts always expect you to believe they've got somebody around the corner or in the next room. It's bullshit, nobody would have them.

I think these biatches have, as part of their business plan, shorting guys on their time. This biatch, Missy. It's a pattern.

I told her she was a cunnt and left.

I paid $200, was promised GFE dato daty and during the act I was offered BBBJ and BBFS.

As it tirned out, I can only confirm the GFE and a handjob.

I think she's a fuuckking cunnt, but she may work out as long as you don't do anything out of sequence, and don't plan on getting your whole time.

I won't be repeating, obviously.

[QUOTE=GeorgeStark;5376111]TLDR: if you don't plan on doing anything after you come, this one may be ok. I'm not sure I'd count on getting the whole hour either.[/QUOTE]George, you've got a long history with this so I'm hoping to learn a bit from your successes and failures. I'm wondering why you don't start with a QV or 30 minutes. Then if the experience is going well, tell her you want to add on time and pay for the hour versus getting stuck. It seems like most of the EB and Skip the Games ladies are going to be problems for anything more than 30 minutes because most are druggies. But starting with something short and adding time if you are having fun would be the way to go. Is there a reason you're doing an hour with this one or Misty or similar types?

[QUOTE=GeorgeStark;5376037]
But yeah, I haven't the patience for that.[/QUOTE]On the bright side, you definitely wouldn't have anything to worry about with being shorted on time for once!

[QUOTE=GeorgeStark;5376111]We were 20 minutes in, maybe 25. I said ok, time for me to eat you. This cunnt says "no you're done. Once you come, it's over".[/QUOTE]Is that a matter of negotiating multiple pops up front? Sorry for all the super-noob questions.

Thanks for the report. I can second your report on Jackie. I have been seeing her for years now. She's very reliable and friendly. Will continue to see her.

I had been trying to see either Sam or Tia, but they never pick up or return texts. Oh well.

If you are back in the area another good MILF to try is Jamie Lee. Just search for her on LC. She's based in the west burbs and black friendly as well.

[QUOTE=BagelFish;5359857]Hello all,
Sunday:
Saw Jackie.

Monday:

I was trying to see Sam or Tia from listcrawler.
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DWaits;5376217]George, you've got a long history with this so I'm hoping to learn a bit from your successes and failures. I'm wondering why you don't start with a QV or 30 minutes. Then if the experience is going well, tell her you want to add on time and pay for the hour versus getting stuck. It seems like most of the EB and Skip the Games ladies are going to be problems for anything more than 30 minutes because most are druggies. But starting with something short and adding time if you are having fun would be the way to go. Is there a reason you're doing an hour with this one or Misty or similar types?[/QUOTE]Well, if you work from my failures, you'll certainly have a lot of material!

I'm almost always a good 40 minutes or more away from these chicks, so I figure going for the hour out of the chute makes it more likely to happen and gets her in a better mood.

Plus with the right girls, an hour can be awesome.

But it seems like that logic is not serving me well. I'll probably try the approach you suggest, going forward. Maybe telling the chick up front that I'll extend if it works out is a way to retain some control over the situation.

The other problem is not discussing in advance my expectations. I had another girl who thought we were done when I finished. But I had told her ahead of time everything I planned on doing and that I expected my full time. So, though annoyed / surprised, when I reminded her of that, she was reasonable about it, and eventually she was pretty pleased that she had been.

All that extra discussion is kind of a drag, but it's probably needed.

I don't know if that would have made this Taylor biatch more reasonable or not. I think she just enjoys being a cunnt.

So all things considered, paying only for the shorter time up front makes sense.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5375870]I don't know how this girl found her way to my bookmarks but I was bored today and my regulars were all off so I just started going through my bookmarks and found her. No reviews that I could find, just ISO posts. So decided to TOFTT once again.

You ever have a problem with the clock watchers? The girls who time you to the second and when your time is up, they are off your cock no matter how close you are to cumming? Yeah all of us.

But have you ever had the opposite? A girl who won't let you fuck her until you've hung out with her and won't let you leave until you've socialized with her?

Me either. Until Victoria Dawn.

My appointment was for four hours ago and I just got back an hour ago.

She looks like her photos, with some of the best legs I've seen but a huge gut. Her place is in a great location but the apartment itself is an absolute dump. I didn't know Lakeview still had apartments like that. Smelled like dog and incense.

Victoria is batshit crazy. You have to have a high tolerance for batshit crazy. The plus to batshit crazy girls is that they fuck like wild women. So I tried to put up with it while she talked and talked and talked about I don't know what. She would just rant about her life while showing me all of the worthless crap in her house.

I kept trying to move things along and she wouldn't stop talking. I would try to make out with her and she would just say "easy tiger, I have a story to tell you first".

One hour went by. Two hours. I could not get her to shut up and whenever I tried to take her clothes off or anything it was "don't worry I'm going to fuck you, but one more story".

Even when we finally got started she would talk about random stuff DURING. Like she would be sucking my dick (BBBJ at least) and suddenly start talking about the song playing. It was so weird.

Would I see her again? Probably not BUT there is one thing that made it "probably". She's a squirter. A big time squirter. Like ejaculate in your mouth squirter. She totally wet the bed. It was the only time she shut up. I crawled up after I ate her so she could taste her ejaculate and her pussy was so slippery wet that it sucked my cock into her. She doesn't do BBFS so she stopped me after a few strokes to make me put on a rubber. But my dick was so wet from her squirting pussy from the 30 seconds I was in her raw that the condom could barely stay on because it was so slippery from her juices. I finished in the bag in doggie which was a nice view. To her credit when she's about to cum she fucks back hard. Really hard. She squirted again when I pulled out. Her mattress was a mess after.

After I was trying to get dressed and she insisted to hanging out and ordering dinner and keeping her company because it's a slow day and she's bored blah blah. Er no thanks.

So if that's your thing and you can put up with 3+ hours of crazy for the price of an hour you just might have a good time. But man that's a lot of crazy to put up with.[/QUOTE]I don't need a girl who is going to want to spend all night in my room LOL.

Looks like I am in the hunt again for a girl. Any one know any girl next door, milfs, or suicide girl looking providers? Prefer the more petite end of the scale, but open. Budget is 300-400hr. Must do out calls and BBBJ. BBFS would be nice but not needed. In town the weekend of June 11th and staying downtown. Talked a little with Carmella, but she doesn't seem to be available late night. Royalty ghosted.