Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TholeJosh123;6753225]Not really a report per say but if you are a professional John like some of us then you really need to go up north. NOVA has great Latinas that look like super models. Greenbelt MD has of the best AMPs I've ever been to. Boston has amazing agencies and AMPs. Philadelphia is a mongers dream with several 24/7 brothels in Chinatown. NYC is the gem of all gems. AMPs, Escorts all of it. Even professional porn stars like Amy Andersen and Nicolette Shea. Guys. I've seen it all and I must say if you take this seriously and this is a passion / hobby / crippling addiction of yours. Go up north! It'll change your life.[/QUOTE]Being from the Bronx I can attest to that. Not only the AMPs escorts are top notch but the strip clubs offer everything as well. Been to enough and gotten dome in backroom that I lost count how many. If ever in that part of country go on the New York forum and do some research. Good luck be safe.

For those of you who may be on a short leash at home you don't have to go that far to expand your horizons to get an above average AMP experience. Just Visit one of the Stafford / Fredericksburg AMP's. I travel to NOVA frequently; if I don't visit a NOVA AMP I usually visit one of the F'burg area AMP's on the way back to RVA. Definitely not anything close to what you may find north of NOVA to the NYC area but better than what's around RVA. And many of F'burg AMP's have TS's which is rare in RVA.

[QUOTE=Jcn1965;6754143]Being from the Bronx I can attest to that. Not only the AMPs escorts are top notch but the strip clubs offer everything as well. Been to enough and gotten dome in backroom that I lost count how many. If ever in that part of country go on the New York forum and do some research. Good luck be safe.[/QUOTE]That's why all the AMP girls down here are from NY, up there they can be had for. 40-60. For qv or 100 all in with no house fee.

Just made an appointment for tomorrow morning. Didn't realize they open at 8. Always like trying places I've never been and with all the pretty good reviews it's definitely worth a shot.

These 3 have been my rotation lately.

At LJS about a month ago, got Amy. Who then transferred to 3rd where I had her 2 more times (I asked for new girl on phone 2nd time at 3rd but when I got there 20 minutes later she was busy, so I settled with Amy). Amy's been reviewed and I have a similar take. 40's-50's nice body for her age and eager to please. Not a good massage, just teasing. Cost. 5 and she asks for $.4 for everything but I've talked her down to $.2 each time. Now polo, that place is amazing. I've gone probably 4 time lately. Each time somehow a new girl I would rate no lower than a solid 6 and they all give lots of attention and seem into it. Multiple times I have had another girl just randomly pop in and start a 5-min 4-hand / body glide session. I regret that the most recent time I went this week, I didn't get the name of the girl. She was tall and looked almost exactly like the model type girls they use in the fake advertising pics. Nicest rack and she really got into kissing and gliding all over me. Nursing and utc all allowed. Probably the best bang for my buck ever. .3 for hhr and she didn't ask about tip but I gave her. 6.

[QUOTE=Jcn1965;6755510]Just made an appointment for tomorrow morning. Didn't realize they open at 8. Always like trying places I've never been and with all the pretty good reviews it's definitely worth a shot.[/QUOTE]So I went to the polo grounds to play some ball. Drew Julie. Not bad looking extremely friendly and wore white sundress with stretch pants on. She brought me two extremely hot stones to keep me warm while the massage started. Great great massage like top 5 in my book. Lots of teasing lots of laying on top. While still on my stomach she proceeded to reach in between and grab a hold of Johnson with one hand while the other was playing around the brown eye. She literally had me on all 4's. LOL. She never asked me to flip but I couldn't take it anymore. I was already close to the end by that time. Flipped myself and had a great finish and scalp and foot proceeded. She literally dressed me everything including socks and shoes. 50/60 out the door. Will definitely repeat. Be safe.

I was at Azalea to day had already committed with CiCi when the new girl walked up to me. Wow! I would say she is the same size as MiMi, the girl who was just there.

First time doing the AMP thing. As mentioned, "3rd" wasn't that hard to find though I don't know why it's called that. I asked For Cici given the strong recommendations and because I thought she was actually another provider by that name in the area. Upgraded to the four hands, and only got hands to include the HE. I of course came for the oral element of things and it didn't happen. Because of the language barrier and it being my first time I just wasn't sure how to navigate the situation, so after being haggled for the tip after the fact I left. What did I miss?

[QUOTE=MongBong;6758477]First time doing the AMP thing. As mentioned, "3rd" wasn't that hard to find though I don't know why it's called that. I asked For Cici given the strong recommendations and because I thought she was actually another provider by that name in the area. Upgraded to the four hands, and only got hands to include the HE. I of course came for the oral element of things and it didn't happen. Because of the language barrier and it being my first time I just wasn't sure how to navigate the situation, so after being haggled for the tip after the fact I left. What did I miss?[/QUOTE]It is referred to as 3rd, because it's on 3rd street. So are you sure you went to the right place? I went by to see Cici this morning. Certainly got what I came there for. Lovely lady, great hands. Had to drink a gatorade when I was done, to rehydrate.

[QUOTE=MongBong;6758477]First time doing the AMP thing. As mentioned, "3rd" wasn't that hard to find though I don't know why it's called that. I asked For Cici given the strong recommendations and because I thought she was actually another provider by that name in the area. Upgraded to the four hands, and only got hands to include the HE. I of course came for the oral element of things and it didn't happen. Because of the language barrier and it being my first time I just wasn't sure how to navigate the situation, so after being haggled for the tip after the fact I left. What did I miss?[/QUOTE]99% of the time. That's bullshit. UNLESS you get t girls that play well together. Most of the time theres just Chinese chit chat. Most likely who has to whack you wang.

If you have 1 on 1. You can Mime your way thru negotiations.

Yearrrrss ago I had a hot little Viet therapist that started bringing her fired to the Spa. They were down all of it. But those unicorns are once in a lifetime.

This was a Delaware find. And she's long gone.

[QUOTE=MongBong;6758477]First time doing the AMP thing. As mentioned, "3rd" wasn't that hard to find though I don't know why it's called that. I asked For Cici given the strong recommendations and because I thought she was actually another provider by that name in the area. Upgraded to the four hands, and only got hands to include the HE. I of course came for the oral element of things and it didn't happen. Because of the language barrier and it being my first time I just wasn't sure how to navigate the situation, so after being haggled for the tip after the fact I left. What did I miss?[/QUOTE]What did you do wrong? Sounds like you went to the wrong place and got a different provider also named Cici (since it's a pretty common chosen name) or got someone who just said their name was Cici so you'd stay. The first clue that you went to the wrong place is that you couldn't figure out why it's called 3rd when it's literally located on 3rd St. Second clue is that the real Cici actually speaks somewhat decent English compared to most other girls, so the language barrier shouldn't have been much of an issue.

I finally went to see what all of the fuss is about. It went a lot different than I expected. By the sounds of previous reports I thought it would be get in, get going and get out. It was not like that at all. She was all of what has been reported but what I really appreciated was she asked for an hour and gave me a great massage before I left and she talked a lot during the massage. She does speak good English. She did have a complaint. She said she will not allow back door entry and does not like being asked. I didn't ask for it, she brought it up while we were talking. She's leaving at the end of the month.

[QUOTE=LaResistance;6758652]What did you do wrong? Sounds like you went to the wrong place and got a different provider also named Cici (since it's a pretty common chosen name) or got someone who just said their name was Cici so you'd stay. The first clue that you went to the wrong place is that you couldn't figure out why it's called 3rd when it's literally located on 3rd St. Second clue is that the real Cici actually speaks somewhat decent English compared to most other girls, so the language barrier shouldn't have been much of an issue.[/QUOTE]There is another AMP close to that location. You went to the wrong place because I just had a visit with Cici at 3rd last night. Great release may I add.

[QUOTE=LaResistance;6758652]What did you do wrong? Sounds like you went to the wrong place and got a different provider also named Cici (since it's a pretty common chosen name) or got someone who just said their name was Cici so you'd stay. The first clue that you went to the wrong place is that you couldn't figure out why it's called 3rd when it's literally located on 3rd St. Second clue is that the real Cici actually speaks somewhat decent English compared to most other girls, so the language barrier shouldn't have been much of an issue.[/QUOTE]Yeah I guess it's not as easy as I thought. Tried to use all the available data and clues and ended up at the wrong spot I guess. I looked on rubmaps for an address on a 3rd street but couldn't find one, but used other clues. Near a Walgreens?

[QUOTE=MongBong;6759603]Yeah I guess it's not as easy as I thought. Tried to use all the available data and clues and ended up at the wrong spot I guess. I looked on rubmaps for an address on a 3rd street but couldn't find one, but used other clues. Near a Walgreens?[/QUOTE]You were at Azalea. There is a CiCi there and a closed Walgreens nearby.