Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BurtForPres;7010708]So I took the dive. My curiosity was killing me. The joint is indeed in a busy area, but it's tucked away behind the really busy fronts. I didn't necessarily feel too many eyes on me.

I didn't have a number to call, so I just walked in. Their door was locked, which is always a good sign IMO. Knocked and a petite 40's lady answered the door. Flat as a board on both ends. Pretty face though. She gave me the rates and I put down for an hour. The joint itself is just as plain and sterile as any joint ya'll have been to. Doors on the rooms that are closed during massage.

The mamasan (older, similar appearance) grilled me a bit and asked how I found them before leading me into the room. I just said I saw the front and wanted a massage. She was luckily not the one to help me.

Massage itself was okay. Medium pressure requested, felt like light pressure. I just kinda said screw it and asked for a 2 pop, one now and one near the end. She spoke verrry little English and it was tough to negotiate. Ultimately though, it was negotiated for 80 and we were set. I tried to negotiate just rolling up her top, but she wanted 20 more bucks just for that. I may be a cheap bastard, but that kinda killed it for me. I settled for OTC, but because of the aforementioned flatness, it didn't help. This place is no different than the other Hudson AMP just like 8 ish minutes away. Lotta upsell for robotic service.

And robotic it was. Both times were jackhammer with no technique. I requested slower, but no help there. I feel like I'm too jaded at this point LOL. Even if I was getting exactly what I wanted, the quality was just not there. During the second, after a really shitty half hearted tease, I had the stamina to just hold out for a while to see if she would change it up to help me along. She was getting visibly frustrated and just kept going harder. Ouch. I just said fuck it and let go.

I cleaned up, shorted her 10 on the tip, and left. My impression is that it's the same people that own the other Hudson AMP. Upselling because they're the only ones in the area. I was lucky to get what I got at a decent rate, but I can get so much more mileage here in the Twin Cities.

The game is changing tbh. A few years ago I used to think Hudson was great because they were so far from other more important Wisconsin cities. Looking back though, the options there are mid compared to the current state of our AMP's.[/QUOTE]Thanks for TOFT, much appreciated! The joints in Hudson are just not worth the effort although they always seem busy.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;7012612]Helen usually services the guys with deep pockets. She has a clientele of wealthy men who drive $100 k cars stop in there. They will get first call.[/QUOTE]I haven't checked out Rose because it's so far away. But I drive a nice car Is this just standard L1 or something special? Might make the trek if it's worth it.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;7012612]Helen usually services the guys with deep pockets. She has a clientele of wealthy men who drive $100 k cars stop in there. They will get first call.[/QUOTE]Is Helen the manager? If so, I had her once, and I would prefer others that work there.

[QUOTE=KrangleVerse;7013497]I haven't checked out Rose because it's so far away. But I drive a nice car Is this just standard L1 or something special? Might make the trek if it's worth it.[/QUOTE]I think standard L1.

[QUOTE=KrangleVerse;7013497]I haven't checked out Rose because it's so far away. But I drive a nice car Is this just standard L1 or something special? Might make the trek if it's worth it.[/QUOTE]First couple times she will massage you with her panties on. Show her the money and its panties off.

[QUOTE=KrangleVerse;7013497]I haven't checked out Rose because it's so far away. But I drive a nice car Is this just standard L1 or something special? Might make the trek if it's worth it.[/QUOTE]

I have only received L1 at Rose. Maybe some have received more. It always YMMV.

I went about a year or so ago and haven't been back since due to the distance. Got Helen and it was a good time. Not entirely enthusiastic though but the massage was therapeutic. This was before she got the extra team there to help out and she was in her own office studio without her renovations and extra rooms. It was cheaper than it was now too but rates have gone up everywhere. YMMV as stated. I am tempted to go back at some point to try out some of the others. Sounds like it may not be worth it though!

Checked it out. Cute lady in her 40's asked me if I got text about place. I said yes but I didn't. Just heard about it on here. She then asked me for my number and wrote it down, She asked me to wait in room, said girl would be there in 30 min. Cute little spinner Yumi showed up. Some OTC roaming over her light jeans and bad massage. But she may be a good time on more visits. Fun girl with possibilities.

[QUOTE=Glacier369;7015637]Checked it out. Cute lady in her 40's asked me if I got text about place. I said yes but I didn't. Just heard about it on here. She then asked me for my number and wrote it down, She asked me to wait in room, said girl would be there in 30 min. Cute little spinner Yumi showed up. Some OTC roaming over her light jeans and bad massage. But she may be a good time on more visits. Fun girl with possibilities.[/QUOTE]Yup, you got the same as me. The fact that she was also wearing jeans with you just confirms what I think about the joint. I wouldn't hold out hope that more is in the books tbh. Basic L1 with egregious upsell just for her to lift her shirt and more egregious upsell to touch kitty is likely all you'll get on future visits.

I do want to be wrong though. L2 for a benji would be the only way to get me to come back. When I asked during my visit, it was going to be a that tip just for L1 with shirt lifted. No thanks.

And yes, I acknowledge I'm being cheap. Hold the line boys.

[QUOTE=Glacier369;7015637]Checked it out. Cute lady in her 40's asked me if I got text about place. I said yes but I didn't. Just heard about it on here. She then asked me for my number and wrote it down, She asked me to wait in room, said girl would be there in 30 min. Cute little spinner Yumi showed up. Some OTC roaming over her light jeans and bad massage. But she may be a good time on more visits. Fun girl with possibilities.[/QUOTE]DIY or L1?

[QUOTE=Rambo21;7011643]What provider did you have?[/QUOTE]Hanna about 2 months ago, Helen this last time.

Anyone got a recommendation for a legit good massage only where they are ok with being undraped? Tough to find a good legit massage where they are not constantly tucking in the sheet.

[QUOTE=Glacier369;7015637]Checked it out. Cute lady in her 40's asked me if I got text about place. I said yes but I didn't. Just heard about it on here. She then asked me for my number and wrote it down, She asked me to wait in room, said girl would be there in 30 min. Cute little spinner Yumi showed up. Some OTC roaming over her light jeans and bad massage. But she may be a good time on more visits. Fun girl with possibilities.[/QUOTE]Awesome news brother! Please tell us you didn't set the bargaining bar to $80. LOL.

[QUOTE=Ridley1991;7016099]Anyone got a recommendation for a legit good massage only where they are ok with being undraped? Tough to find a good legit massage where they are not constantly tucking in the sheet.[/QUOTE]Could try Linda at Therapeutic Oriental Massage in Blaine. It's been a bit since I had a legit massage there but she gives a great legit massage and would always take the towel off and spank me and hit me with the "handsome boy hehe" and would graze the boys from the back but never got her to go farther than that since the door stays cracked. I wouldn't say it's uncovered the whole time as if I recall she used the towel for the first part of the session but then gets pretty liberal with it, especially if you are uncovered to start. Let me know if I failed you.

WM.

[QUOTE=Ridley1991;7016099]Anyone got a recommendation for a legit good massage only where they are ok with being undraped? Tough to find a good legit massage where they are not constantly tucking in the sheet.[/QUOTE]Ming Wang in burns. I draped with above average hot oil massage. Girls are decent looking. DIY but I've got L1. YMMV ofcourse.

[QUOTE=Ridley1991;7016099]Anyone got a recommendation for a legit good massage only where they are ok with being undraped? Tough to find a good legit massage where they are not constantly tucking in the sheet.[/QUOTE]Could try Jamie / Lynn She has two different numbers, I think it makes a difference which one you use Adult Look is more sensual and her other ad is on Craig list. I've been meaning to see her for years. She's now in St Paul on west 7th in what looks like it could be pretty nice so it will make it easier for me. She has mixed to poor reviews but I think most are expecting extras. Form what I've seen she doesn't require draping. I'm sure Captain and some of the other guys can add to this to make it a easier decision. Something different anyway.

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[QUOTE=Ridley1991;7016099]Anyone got a recommendation for a legit good massage only where they are ok with being undraped? Tough to find a good legit massage where they are not constantly tucking in the sheet.[/QUOTE]I've received amazing massages from Anjela with no draping, and excellent teasing skills. Not sure if she still does that, though.

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Thanks to BurtForPres for livening this forum. A couple locations came to light in subsequent discussions that I was not aware catered to hobbyists.

Called Foot and Back for an opening and scheduled a session. Arrived on time and paid. 5 for a 1/2 hour massage and was shown the first room, the one facing the street, and got comfortable.

After just a few moments the masseuse knocked and came in. Being uncovered she unfolded and covered me with a sheet. The massage started with an acupressure style. The sheet was eventually removed for the application of hot oil and a typical massage. A hot towel was used to remove oil, for the flip.

On the flip, she quickly asked if I wanted something specific. The appropriate hand gesture communicated what I was looking for. The only negotiating was she asked for me to tip well and she provided a nice finish. . 5 tipped. Because of the location (NW suburbs) for me and service, I will defiantly repeat.

[QUOTE=Ridley1991;7016099]Anyone got a recommendation for a legit good massage only where they are ok with being undraped? Tough to find a good legit massage where they are not constantly tucking in the sheet.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the leads all.

Anyone know any Latina providers, or places that have one? Don't care if it's legit or not.

[QUOTE=BlondSuave;7011086]Made an appointment for an hour, was cut to 30 minutes. Second time in a row. Paid the 30 minute rate but really only got about 20 minutes. Lame.[/QUOTE]I had a similar situation with Helen. She texted me to come in for a massage at 2:00 that day. I showed up and she was with another client. She said come back at 3:00. I had a few beers at Boom Island Brewery and then came back at 3:00. Again she was with another client. I guess I know how I rate. Anyway, Linda and Michelle were standing there looking at me and saying something in Vietnamese to Helen. Helen then said pick one and left. Pretty uncomfortable for me, but I chose Michelle and watched Linda get rejected. Michelle provided a good massage with a standard L1 finish.

For a place that charges $100 plus tip, you would think they would provide top notch service and not just be just another Jack Shack. I have had Helen, Hana and now Michelle. Has anyone tried Linda, the shorter older one? PM me if you have any info. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Dream44;7020202]I had a similar situation with Helen. She texted me to come in for a massage at 2:00 that day. I showed up and she was with another client. She said come back at 3:00. I had a few beers at Boom Island Brewery and then came back at 3:00. Again she was with another client. I guess I know how I rate. Anyway, Linda and Michelle were standing there looking at me and saying something in Vietnamese to Helen. Helen then said pick one and left. Pretty uncomfortable for me, but I chose Michelle and watched Linda get rejected. Michelle provided a good massage with a standard L1 finish.

For a place that charges $100 plus tip, you would think they would provide top notch service and not just be just another Jack Shack. I have had Helen, Hana and now Michelle. Has anyone tried Linda, the shorter older one? PM me if you have any info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]The first time I asked for 30 and only received 20. I didn't pay and they learned their lesson quick. That's part of the reason they get away with it. Got to put your foot down and show them who's in charge.

I was having a few beers at Unmapped Brewery and walked by this place and saw a $39 massage special. I took a chance and walked in and it was your standard Strip Mall AMP. I got in the room and took my clothes off and hopped on the table. A gal came in and said that the $39 special was for a 30 minute back massage only, and only from the neck to lower back. Oh well, no flip this time. She draped me and gave me a very good massage. Absolutely no teasing though and no indication of more to be had.

Stopped in for a 30 minute massage to check out the place. Standard AMP with standard $50 for 30 minute. Got into the room and got on the table naked and a typical Asian gal came in and draped me.

Decent massage with no teasing and not very talkative or friendly. After massage she wiped me down with hot towels and then the mamasan came in and asked "how was massage" I said great and she said "you stay another 30 minute" I said no and that I only needed a 30 minute. She then said "where you go now, you stay for 30 minutes" After about 5 minutes of her trying to up sell me, I got a little irritated and whispered to her that I would stay another 30 minutes if I could get a Happy Ending She said NO NO NO big Trouble. I tried a few more lines about this being our secret, but she refused. For me, this is a no return.

[QUOTE=Dream44;7020202]I had a similar situation with Helen. She texted me to come in for a massage at 2:00 that day. I showed up and she was with another client. She said come back at 3:00. I had a few beers at Boom Island Brewery and then came back at 3:00. Again she was with another client. I guess I know how I rate. Anyway, Linda and Michelle were standing there looking at me and saying something in Vietnamese to Helen. Helen then said pick one and left. Pretty uncomfortable for me, but I chose Michelle and watched Linda get rejected. Michelle provided a good massage with a standard L1 finish.

For a place that charges $100 plus tip, you would think they would provide top notch service and not just be just another Jack Shack. I have had Helen, Hana and now Michelle. Has anyone tried Linda, the shorter older one? PM me if you have any info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I have also been curious about Linda. I usually see Hanna and she is great. Does anyone know what day of the week Hanna is not working. I don't want to her to see me pick someone else.

[QUOTE=Dream44;7020202]
For a place that charges $100 plus tip, you would think they would provide top notch service and not just be just another Jack Shack. I have had Helen, Hana and now Michelle. Has anyone tried Linda, the shorter older one? PM me if you have any info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Is it really $100/ hr? I have never been there but thought about it after receiving a DM about it. I went to their site and saw that if you booked online, it was $100. Was going to ask if that is the price if you just walk in or only if you book online? It wasn't that long ago when it was $100 total (60/40). I guess I have to look at the positive, I'm actually saving money because I'm not going nearly as often as I used to.

Is there something special about Rose Massage / Hannah? Or is it just straight L1? Keep seeing it mentioned. It's a longass drive for me but Vietnamese would be a nice change of pace and the scenery looks good. But curious if I would be driving all the way out there for just standard service for twice the price. PM or reply is fine just someone let me know please!

[QUOTE=Rambo21;7020629]I have also been curious about Linda. I usually see Hanna and she is great. Does anyone know what day of the week Hanna is not working. I don't want to her to see me pick someone else.[/QUOTE]Hanna works everyday including weekends.

I had been a regular but stop going to her because of lousy massage, shorting you on time and nothing more L1 service.

She has seen me come in for a massage with Helen and Michelle and afterwards she texted to see how my massage was.

She probably was hoping I would come back to her.

Don't worry about her seeing you.

Let me know about Linda because I'm done with Helen and Hanna.

Please PM with responses. I'm new to this AMP game and looking for guidance. What terminology do you use when negotiating to get what you want? Do they ever kick you out for asking? Any first time story experiences are welcome. Thanks.

[QUOTE=KrangleVerse;7021008]Is there something special about Rose Massage / Hannah? Or is it just straight L1? Keep seeing it mentioned. It's a longass drive for me but Vietnamese would be a nice change of pace and the scenery looks good. But curious if I would be driving all the way out there for just standard service for twice the price. PM or reply is fine just someone let me know please![/QUOTE]Standard service at twice the price but at least they are fairly good looking Vietnamese.

[QUOTE=OnlyMe1234;7020902]Is it really $100/ hr? I have never been there but thought about it after receiving a DM about it. I went to their site and saw that if you booked online, it was $100. Was going to ask if that is the price if you just walk in or only if you book online? It wasn't that long ago when it was $100 total (60/40). I guess I have to look at the positive, I'm actually saving money because I'm not going nearly as often as I used to.[/QUOTE]$100 per hour or $60 per HH.

[QUOTE=Dream44;7021346]$100 per hour or $60 per HH.[/QUOTE]They collect the money at the end of the massage. I like Hanna because she seems sweet, sincere and happy. And her massage is really good. Yes, only L1.

[QUOTE=PublicCumGuy;7021313]Please PM with responses. I'm new to this AMP game and looking for guidance. What terminology do you use when negotiating to get what you want? Do they ever kick you out for asking? Any first time story experiences are welcome. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Don't overthink it man. Just go and have some fun. Only real bit of advice is to show your wad of cash when you pay the initial fee, ALWAYS answer yes if they ask if you have been there before, and just respond very positively to teasing. No terminology will be needed, hand signals usually does the trick. And honestly you aren't going to find much more than straight L1 here in the cities so that's not really important at all.

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=KrangleVerse;7021520]Don't overthink it man. Just go and have some fun. Only real bit of advice is to show your wad of cash when you pay the initial fee, ALWAYS answer yes if they ask if you have been there before, and just respond very positively to teasing. No terminology will be needed, hand signals usually does the trick. And honestly you aren't going to find much more than straight L1 here in the cities so that's not really important at all.

Enjoy![/QUOTE]Addendum: Never drape yourself to start. Get naked, get on the table, wait for lady to come in.

[QUOTE=Dream44;7020240]Stopped in for a 30 minute massage to check out the place. Standard AMP with standard $50 for 30 minute. Got into the room and got on the table naked and a typical Asian gal came in and draped me.

Decent massage with no teasing and not very talkative or friendly. After massage she wiped me down with hot towels and then the mamasan came in and asked "how was massage" I said great and she said "you stay another 30 minute" I said no and that I only needed a 30 minute. She then said "where you go now, you stay for 30 minutes" After about 5 minutes of her trying to up sell me, I got a little irritated and whispered to her that I would stay another 30 minutes if I could get a Happy Ending She said NO NO NO big Trouble. I tried a few more lines about this being our secret, but she refused. For me, this is a no return.[/QUOTE]Thanks for TOFTT! I was always curious about Thai. Added to the shit list.

Speaking of list, damn ya'll in Maple Grove are really starved for fun. Basically just Arcadia? I was in the area with just a wee bit of free time recently, but found nothing else nearby. Unfortunately Arcadia was too far from my spot. RIP Maple Grove unless anyone else has been able to crack any other spot there. I went to Comfort once and got stonewalled.

[QUOTE=Dream44;7021292]Hanna works everyday including weekends.

I had been a regular but stop going to her because of lousy massage, shorting you on time and nothing more L1 service.

She has seen me come in for a massage with Helen and Michelle and afterwards she texted to see how my massage was.

She probably was hoping I would come back to her.

Don't worry about her seeing you.

Let me know about Linda because I'm done with Helen and Hanna.[/QUOTE]Hanna gives me a great massage and never shorts me on time. Her English seems very limited.

[QUOTE=Rambo21;7021361]They collect the money at the end of the massage. I like Hanna because she seems sweet, sincere and happy. And her massage is really good. Yes, only L1.[/QUOTE]For sure my favorite younger girl in the Cities, she is very sweet.

[QUOTE=BurtForPres;7021876]Thanks for TOFTT! I was always curious about Thai. Added to the shit list.

Speaking of list, damn ya'll in Maple Grove are really starved for fun. Basically just Arcadia? I was in the area with just a wee bit of free time recently, but found nothing else nearby. Unfortunately Arcadia was too far from my spot. RIP Maple Grove unless anyone else has been able to crack any other spot there. I went to Comfort once and got stonewalled.[/QUOTE]I have always received service at Thai, I do not frequent but generally older and I do strongly hint. And say please.

Anyone else getting texts from 715 about new opening with pictures of sexy women asking "when you coming"?

I've read others have been notified but is this the normal introduction?

I'm definitely intrigued. I presume this is the owners of Hudson Massage and they remember me. They had some beautiful girls who knew how to take care of me.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;7024548]Anyone else getting texts from 715 about new opening with pictures of sexy women asking "when you coming"?

I've read others have been notified but is this the normal introduction?

I'm definitely intrigued. I presume this is the owners of Hudson Massage and they remember me. They had some beautiful girls who knew how to take care of me.[/QUOTE]Heard rather skittish but at least 1 young spinner Yuri? Not not HE friendly yet.