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[QUOTE=FieryPyrolysis;5589776]Started out trying Sky Thai. Based on their website, I though HE was safe bet. Using stock images of an attractive Asian woman in a short skirt. I paid $80 for 1-hour. Got led to room and get undressed. I put a $100 tip at the foot of the bed and laid down without a towel. When she came in, she saw the tip and said something to the effect of "too much! You know there's nothing extra right? Nothing, no happy ending, no handjob". I ask "for sure?" She responded "100% sure. 1000% sure. " I said okay, got dressed, took the tip, and left. I was still out the $80 though.

Next I tried T massage. I believe it was $60 for an hour. Same deal, got led to the room, undressed, and put $80 at the foot of the table. She came in and ask "is this a tip?" I answered yes and she thanked me graciously. Massage after that was pretty lacklusternothing to write home about. The furthest she went was gently brushing the top of my thighs with light fingers. I thought that was the tease before the main event, but nope, that was it. She got up and ready to go and I motioned asking for HE. She said they don't do that there. I asked "for sure? Nothing? She affirmed and left.

So I TOFTT twice, blew $220 in an afternoon and got basically nothing out of it. Maybe I'm going about this wrong or to the wrong places. I'd appreciate it if someone could reply or dm me suggestions. Places or methods to try out. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Dude at least get your $80 back from the first place. WTF. No need to leave for something you actually paid for. You worked hard for that money. Makes zero sense.

[QUOTE=FieryPyrolysis;5589776]Started out trying Sky Thai. Based on their website, I though HE was safe bet. Using stock images of an attractive Asian woman in a short skirt. I paid $80 for 1-hour. Got led to room and get undressed. I put a $100 tip at the foot of the bed and laid down without a towel. When she came in, she saw the tip and said something to the effect of "too much! You know there's nothing extra right? Nothing, no happy ending, no handjob". I ask "for sure?" She responded "100% sure. 1000% sure. " I said okay, got dressed, took the tip, and left. I was still out the $80 though.

Next I tried T massage. I believe it was $60 for an hour. Same deal, got led to the room, undressed, and put $80 at the foot of the table. She came in and ask "is this a tip?" I answered yes and she thanked me graciously. Massage after that was pretty lacklusternothing to write home about. The furthest she went was gently brushing the top of my thighs with light fingers. I thought that was the tease before the main event, but nope, that was it. She got up and ready to go and I motioned asking for HE. She said they don't do that there. I asked "for sure? Nothing? She affirmed and left.

So I TOFTT twice, blew $220 in an afternoon and got basically nothing out of it. Maybe I'm going about this wrong or to the wrong places. I'd appreciate it if someone could reply or dm me suggestions. Places or methods to try out. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I think you mean well but that approach might scare off the girls. Could seem like a set up. I never tip until after the massage is over. I do make sure they know I have extra cash when paying. Take out the big stack count out your $60 for the hr and then make sure they see you brought more. Then during the massage do some leading hints. Try touching their legs (calf) see if that is aloud and work your way up. Left your butt up and let them know your excited. Little hints see where it goes then on the flip might bring up the tip. Some places are a no go until they know you too.

Anyone been to kiri Thai massage?

I've gone to relaxation massage studio in Edina and let me tell you she's fucking hot. Main lady. Tease for sure. I've kinda got her to open up had me hand on the edge of the bed and she'll rub you pussy on me but she won't give me he. Stop going because my gf started getting jealous LOL smh. She won't let me go back.

[QUOTE=AlVa45;5589083]Even if it doesn't have extras I was wonder what the best place in this area is. Though I do want to be able to go nude and it's not required but a shower there would be nice too.

BP therapeutic massage is an option but I'm not sure if she will even let me go nude but I think someone on here posted that it was good.[/QUOTE]Went there about a month ago. Really one of the better massages, was able to take out a long time knot out of my calf. Was able to go nude, but no extras.

[QUOTE=AlVa45;5589083]Even if it doesn't have extras I was wonder what the best place in this area is. Though I do want to be able to go nude and it's not required but a shower there would be nice too.

BP therapeutic massage is an option but I'm not sure if she will even let me go nude but I think someone on here posted that it was good.[/QUOTE]You can go nude anywhere you want, you just need to make them feel comfortable about it.

At the beginning, lay down nude and partially cover up the towel with your body or leg or place it on a chair. When they come in, if they go to cover you up, just say that your fine without being covered if they are ok with it. I've never gone wrong with that approach. If they do cover me up it's only for a few minutes at the start then it's removed. Just leave it up to them. Showers are kinda hard to come by these days unless you go to an Indy. I would also recommend opening up your area that you're willing to travel to for a massage / services. Depending on where you live, you should be able to get around the the twin cities within an hour or less.

[QUOTE=Lucifer22;5590816]Anyone been to kiri Thai massage?

I've gone to relaxation massage studio in Edina and let me tell you she's fucking hot. Main lady. Tease for sure. I've kinda got her to open up had me hand on the edge of the bed and she'll rub you pussy on me but she won't give me he. Stop going because my gf started getting jealous LOL smh. She won't let me go back.[/QUOTE]If that's the Ukrainian the older lady is mom, the younger is daughter. So your saying she rubbed her goodies on your hand? Interesting.

[QUOTE=FieryPyrolysis;5589776]Started out trying Sky Thai. Based on their website, I though HE was safe bet. Using stock images of an attractive Asian woman in a short skirt. I paid $80 for 1-hour. Got led to room and get undressed. I put a $100 tip at the foot of the bed and laid down without a towel. When she came in, she saw the tip and said something to the effect of "too much! You know there's nothing extra right? Nothing, no happy ending, no handjob". I ask "for sure?" She responded "100% sure. 1000% sure. " I said okay, got dressed, took the tip, and left. I was still out the $80 though.

Next I tried T massage. I believe it was $60 for an hour. Same deal, got led to the room, undressed, and put $80 at the foot of the table. She came in and ask "is this a tip?" I answered yes and she thanked me graciously. Massage after that was pretty lacklusternothing to write home about. The furthest she went was gently brushing the top of my thighs with light fingers. I thought that was the tease before the main event, but nope, that was it. She got up and ready to go and I motioned asking for HE. She said they don't do that there. I asked "for sure? Nothing? She affirmed and left.

So I TOFTT twice, blew $220 in an afternoon and got basically nothing out of it. Maybe I'm going about this wrong or to the wrong places. I'd appreciate it if someone could reply or dm me suggestions. Places or methods to try out. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I commend you on trying but as others have pointed out that's all wrong. You need to start off making them feel comfortable with you. Be polite, ask about their day and make small talk. You don't need to have a full conversation if that's not your thing but keep it casual and to easy answers for them. Also don't tip upfront, do you do that with your servers at a restaurant or bar? You tip based on the service not because it's expected. Go in with enough money to pay the house fee. You can show them a bit more but not your whole wad. Keep extra moneys seperate so they don't see how much more you have or they will try to negotiate more than the norm. And because they have you thinking with the wrong head in the moment you will pay more than you should. $80/$100 upfront tips? What were you expecting to receive from places it seems you have not visited prior? My tipping guidelines are, good service with no extras 20/30, Lvl1- 40/50, lvl2- 100, lvl3- 200. Of course you can pay what you want but if you over pay all the time that's when rates start to go up for everyone.

[QUOTE=WickedBricks;5590337]I've been there a few times and had HE. It took a couple of times going. They seem to want to make sure you aren't LEO. Or that was my impression. And they don't half ass the massage either. I had the older of the 2 women. I know I'm going back.[/QUOTE]The first few times I went to T I got a HE. Last few DIY. Not sure why the change.

There are several ads here which all seem to direct you so the same place, so they are all connected. You can get a stock photo of a beautiful girl, but I have never taken the plunge. Does anyone have any experience with a hotel or apartment visit to these rotating AMP?

[QUOTE=WoozerBuck;5594224]There are several ads here which all seem to direct you so the same place, so they are all connected. You can get a stock photo of a beautiful girl, but I have never taken the plunge. Does anyone have any experience with a hotel or apartment visit to these rotating AMP?[/QUOTE]You are post 1599 that means you have a library of 1598 comments that you can learn all about it. At least go back 300 comments to catch up. No sense even looking pre covid. But the better comments are in the beginning. When MP's were left alone.

Hey all,

Wondering if anyone remembers a Latina bombshell that used to work out of NE for a while off of new Brighton. It's been a while since I've seen her make any posts, wondering if y'all know anything. Thanks!

Seen some posted wondering what happened to Hudson Massage and thought I'd chime in. They closed as building was sold, but are reopening at a new location in Stillwater hopefully before the end of the year.

[QUOTE=JamesBrn;5596677]Seen some posted wondering what happened to Hudson Massage and thought I'd chime in. They closed as building was sold, but are reopening at a new location in Stillwater hopefully before the end of the year.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the update.

[QUOTE=Midwest1010;5595216]You are post 1599 that means you have a library of 1598 comments that you can learn all about it. At least go back 300 comments to catch up. No sense even looking pre covid. But the better comments are in the beginning. When MP's were left alone.[/QUOTE]Midwest you hit the damn nail on the head. It amazes me guys ask for a south metro spot when I have put one or two out there just a handful of posts prior. This is free fellas. Go back and bask in the knowledge your brethren have provided here. Then do us all a favor and contribute to the cause with your own lessons learned. Earn some credibility and there are some guys that will make this game a lot easier and more fun.

[QUOTE=DeepInGreek;5592379]I My tipping guidelines are, good service with no extras 20/30, Lvl1- 40/50, lvl2- 100, lvl3- 200. Of course you can pay what you want but if you over pay all the time that's when rates start to go up for everyone.[/QUOTE]I took a look in the abbreviations list on this site first so I think I am not going to be totally off base for asking this.

What exactly are LVL1, 2, and 3? I was guessing HE is LVL1, BJ is level 2, and FS is level 3.

Is that on track?