Some Suggestions from Others
Brothers,
In my correspondence, I have collected some tips that you may or may not want to adopt: Here goes.
* When picking up a SW, swing through the BK drive thru. That provides an alibi if LE is watching. "I was just offering a meal to this poor girl who said she needed help. ".
* If pulled over after a scoop, have a Bible ready on the dash board and ask the PoPo if he would like to join you in prayer for this poor disadvantaged soul.
* One monger said he kept a mouse trap under the seat and in the door pocket of his truck in case there were wandering hands. This one gave me a huge belly laugh. Any smart monger knows to keep wallet, phone and cash out of reach and out of sight.
* Finally, if visiting a notel motel, I always have a drink tray and usually a bag of fast food in my hand. Not only is it a kind offering to my provider and a gesture of thanks for her hospitality, it gives a bit of visual cover for a nicely dressed middle aged guy visiting a notel. I look more like a guest than a john coming and going in a hurry.
Happy Monday and Happy Mongering.