Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Deckape; 1294789]Jaylynn has recently become sticken with GPS aka Golden Pussy Syndrome, try and catch her earlier in the evening before whatever cocktail combination she is trying that night, kicks in. As she will be too stoned to perfrom. Also, bear in mind that sometimes earlier in the evening, they try to keep their prices higher, but as evening goes on and few or no trips to VIP, they barter more. Celeste does give it all for 100 + tax.

Thanks for the report.[/QUOTE]Great advice! I will definitely be going back to BTs. Any other girls there who are especially interesting? I may have to press Celeste next time. Regardless, I am going to sample several other treats there very soon.

[QUOTE=Deckape; 1294789]Jaylynn has recently become sticken with GPS aka Golden Pussy Syndrome, try and catch her earlier in the evening before whatever cocktail combination she is trying that night, kicks in. As she will be too stoned to perfrom. Also, bear in mind that sometimes earlier in the evening, they try to keep their prices higher, but as evening goes on and few or no trips to VIP, they barter more. Celeste does give it all for 100 + tax.

Thanks for the report.[/QUOTE]Does Celeste work days or nights? And what days of the week? Also, does anyone have any experience with the following girls at BT's on nights (what they offer and for how much) :

Christie.

Monet.

Mya.

Kylie.

Innocent.

Winter.

Adriana.

Isis.

Persaus.

Eva (or Eve?)

Noel.

So many girls, so little time.

[QUOTE=Big Puff Daddy; 1295352]Does Celeste work days or nights? And what days of the week? Also, does anyone have any experience with the following girls at BT's on nights (what they offer and for how much) :

Christie.

Monet.

Mya.

Kylie.

Innocent.

Winter.

Adriana.

Isis.

Persaus.

Eva (or Eve?)

Noel.

So many girls, so little time.[/QUOTE]Three points:

1. Celeste question is answered by discreet78.

2. Your pricing question is answered by me in several posts. It's like a restaurant with lobster; prices vary according to market, and more importantly, your ability to negotiate.

3. Slow down. Did you miss any girls on your list? Try a few out. That is half the fun; new chicks. Yeah, it can be nice to know beforehand, but diamonds in the rough are fun too. You should try a couple girls out like the other posters did off of my info.

Persaus or Perseus (not sure if she is going for the Greek mythology warrior angle here, at least she didn't choose Medusa) quoted me 120 the other night; that one looks like an easy drop in price.

After finding a room near the colisium I took a cab to start a fun evening of lots of drinking and girls. The place was packed with lots of girls. Looked to me lots of regulars because the girls wouldn't leave them alone. Went back for some regular dances all were very playfull with lots of contact. A tall red head named michelle with a sweet body came up to offer her services I opted for a CBJ for $40. 00 that took two songs. I thought that was good value plus you don't have to pay to get in the VIP. Went back and had more drinks and later went back for a dance later with a girl named jesse told her I only had $25 so she only would give me a HJ which I didn't even care any more because I was drunk by then anyway. Both offer takeout as well. Great club with lots available thanks for the info deckape can't wait to make the trip again with some friend next time. Also made one more stop the next day on my way back to GR the review will be in the Lasing section.

I have some layover time at DTW on Saturday and want to find a good spot to watch football and ass. I have like 6 hours to kill, so I could even hop a couple of places. From the forum I gather that H8's and BT's (have been to both a while back) are in one class. And flight club is in a more expensive class. First question, h8's or BTs have tv's or beer specials on Saturday? 2nd question, between H8s and BTs, which is mor likely to have afternoon talent? 3rd question, are there any other clubs worth checking out near the airport?

Appreciate any advice you can send my way!

[QUOTE=NewLove24;1295579]After finding a room near the colisium I took a cab to start a fun evening of lots of drinking and girls. The place was packed with lots of girls. Looked to me lots of regulars because the girls wouldn't leave them alone. Went back for some regular dances all were very playfull with lots of contact. A tall red head named michelle with a sweet body came up to offer her services I opted for a CBJ for $40. 00 that took two songs. I thought that was good value plus you don't have to pay to get in the VIP. Went back and had more drinks and later went back for a dance later with a girl named jesse told her I only had $25 so she only would give me a HJ which I didn't even care any more because I was drunk by then anyway. Both offer takeout as well. Great club with lots available thanks for the info deckape can't wait to make the trip again with some friend next time. Also made one more stop the next day on my way back to GR the review will be in the Lasing section.[/QUOTE]My pleasure to help out.

This section was dead. It needed a shot from a defibrillator and a good hose down to get folks to open their eyes to all that is available in places other than DDS clubs.

Please describe Jesse; I will tell you a secret about Michelle later.

Ok I have read through the forum and I am planning to go to either the Flight Club on Michigan Ave, Bogarts, or Henry the VIII for some FS fun. However, before I go I want to make sure I know what I am doing.

1. You go to the VIP room for FS.

2. Before you get back to the room and exchange money, you make sure that the lady understands what you want.

3. If the lady say's no you politely ask if there is someone who does offer those services.

4. You can haggle but not to much.

5. You bring your own cover.

Now my questions are.

In total for the night including cover, one drink, one girl, bouncer bribe, parking, and FS. How much am I looking at spending in total (I do not want to bring more than I have to)?

If I am ever looking for a quick fix a strip joint real cheap, Which is the best one to go to?

[QUOTE=Deckape; 1295560]Three points:

3. Slow down. Did you miss any girls on your list?[/QUOTE]LOL. I think I did miss a couple. Haaa. Anyways, met an 18 year old stripper tonight still in high school. Unreal. I did not partake though.

[QUOTE=John Wise; 1296109]Wow, you might want to read through the forum a little more if your that green. These girls will eat you alive, maybe make a practice run without dances or extras (just work on your negotiation skills) Maybe PM Deckape and see if he does any private tutoring, if his PM box is not full already.

Good luck, just start off slow.[/QUOTE]I take that to mean I am way off. Back to the forum for more reading.

[QUOTE=Discoisgay; 1295838]I have some layover time at DTW on Saturday and want to find a good spot to watch football and ass. I have like 6 hours to kill, so I could even hop a couple of places. From the forum I gather that H8's and BT's (have been to both a while back) are in one class. And flight club is in a more expensive class. First question, h8's or BTs have tv's or beer specials on Saturday? 2nd question, between H8s and BTs, which is mor likely to have afternoon talent? 3rd question, are there any other clubs worth checking out near the airport?

Appreciate any advice you can send my way![/QUOTE]H8s does have TVs, probalby about 42-46" in a few places, defnitley good enought to watch a game on. Beer specials. 4 for $20, Sat afternoon talent was pretty good a couple of weeks ago and the crowd was very light, so attention was good from the dancers.

[QUOTE=Plumber2; 1296178]If you're not careful you will wall out of any club $400 lighter. One of the standard club tricks is for the girl to act like she really likes you, get you to the VIP for some fun, and she will keep dancing. She will try to let the songs just blend together. You won't be asked if you want another dance, etc. Then when you have already had $100 in dances, she will be cute and try to get you for and extra song or two.

I think the easiest place to have fun at is Bogart's or Henry's south. $5 cover, one $7 beer, $10 wristband, and no more than $140 to the dancer. Most will be working for $100.

I've only tried BT's once for lunch in recent history and I got a stage 5 clinger drug addict who wouldn't leave and even ate some of my lunch. I'll definitely be trying again though the next time I'm in the area.[/QUOTE]Seriously guys, and this is not a "plug". Quit fucking around at the DDS clubs. Unless you are really into fat, ugly, over-the-hill chicks. I am not saying that there aren't some worthy chicks there (Deanna for one) and occasionally a few diamonds can be found. The places are dumps, you aren't paying any less for your drinks and they girls are still trying to rob you of 200 or 150 for FS. I can't stomach H8S anymore; Bogart's on occasion. They still do get some decent younger non-heifers in there. BUT they are still trying to separate you guys from too much money. Just look at the posts of some recent posters who took my advice they had some very good times at BOTH BT's and Coli for well under 140. To pay the hags at H8S 140 is just wrong; it's dumb too when you look at the alternatives. These chicks at H8S are asking for hummers at 100; a guy got one for 40 from a hot redhead at Coli.

HC is a great club from the amenities standpoint and the VIP rooms are the very, very best; they run lots of food and drink specials and free cover coupons are their website (doesn't work on cheap drink Tuesdays). BUT you better not be new to the negotiating game, as JW stated. They will eat you alive. They have quasi-union pricing there among the dancers. PHC is even worse, in fact a well-traveled dancer at BT's yesterday told me that they had a printed menu for acts at PHC (I call bull shit on that) , but you get the picture.

Have you guys ever bought a new car? Do you pay sticker-price? Bought a house or jewelry? Treat your stripper negotiations the same way.

To avoid the "too many dances" trap that Plumber talks about. Don't buy dances. Tell them what you want; the worst that they can do is say no. DO NOT ask them who will. They will just set you up as a pigeon for one of their friends. Don't fall in love with them; they only love your wallet. If you are experienced, you know that you have had opportunity for "free take-out"; yes it involved a concert or dinner or drinks or whatever. But that's for the veterans, not you new guys. Back to the dances. Don't go in the back with the girl who says "we'll talk about in the back". She is setting you up, especially if they have a bouncer tax (BT, PHC, FC).

Not to step on Plumber's toes, but it is easier today at BT's than any of the DDS clubs. Plus, you don't mind sitting on their furniture or touching inanimate objects without a hazmat suit or asbestos gloves. Coli is a good choice for east siders. The VIP areas at the DDS clubs blow, and not in a good way. Shitty plastic chairs, lousy benches. Curtain at one, nothing at the other. BT's are pretty good, Coli better, PHC good, HC the best.

Last, cover charge, valet, drink prices, etc. If these are huge issues for you, then SC's are not your prescription for fun. If you aren't prepared to go drop a 150. Don't go. But, for that money or less, you can get a few drinks, watch some sports and get some fun with a pretty hot girl if you stick to the plan.

I have posted several how-to's and where-to's in the past couple weeks. Use the info and try it. Do not blast me with myriad questions. You are big boys, you should be able to figure it out from what I have given you; if not, then you may be a lost cause, it's not Rocket Surgery - I will help as I can, but I am not going to spoon-feed every detail - come to think of it, I may have already done that.

[QUOTE=Discoisgay; 1295838]I have some layover time at DTW on Saturday and want to find a good spot to watch football and ass. I have like 6 hours to kill, so I could even hop a couple of places. From the forum I gather that H8's and BT's (have been to both a while back) are in one class. And flight club is in a more expensive class. First question, h8's or BTs have tv's or beer specials on Saturday? 2nd question, between H8s and BTs, which is mor likely to have afternoon talent? 3rd question, are there any other clubs worth checking out near the airport?

Appreciate any advice you can send my way![/QUOTE]No; on putting H8S and BT's in one class. BT's is not top echelon (PHC) it is on par with HC, Coli and FC. FC is just expensive and full of employees with shitty attitudes from the moment you walk in the door. H8S is pretty much class-less; it has its place in the lexicon of SC's but it is a dump. NOT a place to relax and drink beer and watch football. For the umpteenth time, BT's offers buckets of beer for 10 bucks. Yes, that's five 12 oz. Heineken's on Sat and Sun (yes other beers are included). Go and try that at a DDS club.

H8S and "talent" should not be used in the same sentence. Saturday and Sundays are going to be lighter on talent regardless of venue. I was there two Saturdays ago at BT's and was surprised by both quantity and quality. Over 12 girls.

Now someone please politely ask JW to answer one of my PM's since he is sending lots of folks to my mailbox.