Strip Club Reports

ZBone himself doesn't update very often. There are strippers working who weren't even born the last time he visited their clubs. But the Reader Review section is pretty helpful. ZBone also offers a membership discount card that depending on where you go could save you some money.

I haven't been to as many clubs as Azesus but I've seen better looking dancers at the Spearmint Rhino in City of Industry than he has. A lot of it depends on luck. A place like the Rhino might have 30 girls working at peak hours and 5-10 during the day. If there are 30, there are almost always some gorgeous, incredible ones. When there are 5-10, it's like a roll of the dice. I've been there when there were only 8 ladies present but they were all stunners. I've been there when there were 8 who looked like Ruth Buzzi.

It's really a matter of luck in clubs everywhere. It sounds like Azesus has been luckier than most in finding the ladies at non-COI clubs who'll give blow jobs. My unscientific survey is that in City of Industry or the clubs Baldy Cruiser touts here, the dancers are about 80% in the high mileage category (meaning that they fuck or suck or both for reasonable fees) and it's below 25% in most other areas. There are some clubs where it's close to 0%.

Of course, you can raise the odds in any club by throwing around enough $$$ or becoming a regular.

A dancer I met recently told me that at a club she used to work, the rule was absolutely no extras under any circumstances for a guy who'd only been in once or twice. Once the guy at the door started to recognize you though, he'd give the ladies a signal and then they could offer you anything. You need to keep that kind of thing in mind when you check out reader reviews.

Also, the last time I was at Hawaii Theater in COI, there was a customer there who was obese, ugly, rude and you could smell him all over the club. No dancer would go near the guy for the kind of money he could probably afford to pay. If he went on the net later and wrote a review of the place, he probably said it was low mileage.

Thanks for the advice on the LA clubs.

There's a Rhino on Normandie in Torrance - anyone been there?

If not I'll check it out and report.

Ferd Berfel I agree with you. My metric on looks was on hollywood standards (in trophy wife show off kind of way, for example my idea of a 10 would be Megan Fox, so if someone talked about a 10 I would automaticlly assume Megan Fox quality, here on this board a lot of dudes seems to have horny goggles put on when they talked about a 10 just seemed like a 6 to me) that's just where I grew up and used to I know it's kind of unrealstic compared to the general female population. You are correct about me raising my chance getting extras in certain clubs by being a regular. I just assumed Mr Rolf is probably on a business trip so he should have $$$ to play where $$$ is not much concern. Indeed Spearmint Rhino in COI is probably the best overall chioce. Also in my own humble experience I've come across a lot of dancers that just took a real liking to me (so of course lots of free sex) just by me acting like a therapist (think Dr. Phil) so I hardly needs to spend $ anymore (so I can spend them on more useful things like mutual fund) on hookers or lapdances anymore all I have to do is just chill at strip clubs (of which my orginal intent really was just chilling around) when the gals got a chance talking to me they eventually will take a real attraction towards me just because relatively compared to the men they've got in their social group those men are often financial, emotional and sexually selfish. So I am just saying to those fellow mongers who's got the aptitude to have an empathy you will be greatly rewarded in these kind of way.

In La only Silver Reign and Spearmint Rhino are high mileage, that's just two clubs. Mr Rolf mentioned east europe model types he's looking for, so I infer he's got similiar taste as me who grew up in hollywood area who likes women in a exquisite elf kind of way (as to more so visually appreciate those porcelain doll like beauty) portrayed in porn site Met Art. The gals at COI are usually more Jennifer Lopez Low-Rider magazine type more favored by blue collar guys that more readily invoke explosive primal lust that wants to stick their cum-maker into thy birth canal and doing the piston 4-stroke cycle and pump that pussy like it's the end of the world til' there's no more vagina juicy for lubrication. So it really all depends on your style of appreciation the beauty of a woman. For me I advice you mix both approach, first you go to 4Play to admire the unreal beauty of Dasha (she is the kind of beauty you just want to stick a straw in her anus and drink up all her butt juice, it's probably just digested vegetable fiber anyway so akin to carrot juice) and rev up your blue ballz, agonizing over the unattinable. After that you go SRCOI and grab which gal of your choosing and unload the fury of your jizz cream all over the gal's butt make a tatoo writing J Rolf was here over and inside of her shit piper so I'll know you've be there (remember to shout out King Rolf the J here comes with his Alpha Dick to proclaim the sovereignty of his Righteous Dick). You have to let the gal knows nerdy manager types can fuck just as good if not better than their bricklayer boyfriends plus you got more $$$ to demostrate the overall awesomness of nerdom. So the next time they see a guy with glasses they'll think he must be a fuck scientist with a rocket dick. What matters is not the vector of the dick, but the scalar of the fuck. Also another ad-VICE to heed, I know a lot of dudes likes to eat vaginas but I prefer not, and here is why, as must definetly there must be the occurence of someone already had poked her love box that day before you, and as we all know there is no way the penis to pussy pistonization remein absloutly orthogonal at all times there for side to side perium rubbing of the pelvis and non-condom covered area will occur. So basicaly if you eat the pussy you're also licking the residual sweat and cement dirt of the previous bricklayer who boink her. I don't remember correctly but I do think cement dirt probably has the same health UNbenefit as asbestos and also other dudes penis sweat just aren't my thing either. I do recommend shit-piper sex thou, I don't know what can be nasty about playing with her shitty-box, I just know I love it and I don't care. The only thing you can get is probably just AIDS (Analy-Induced Devilish Sex)

That place is really averge nothing to write home about, mainly just in a convenient real estate for the workers to chill that's it.

Azesus, we're pretty much on the same wavelength. I pretty much only go to strip clubs these days to meet ladies I can date outside the club and not for money. I do find though that being a regular at a place puts you into a whole different category. One thing I tell friends is that when you go to a new club, you should never say, "I'm just visiting from out of town." Even if it's true, at least let the lady think there's a good chance that if she pleases you, you'll turn into a regular. One reason there isn't more sex in Vegas strip clubs is because the girls there know that most of the customers are tourists and so there isn't much chance of seeing any of them again. If you rip the guy off and he never comes back, you haven't really lost anything.

That's also one reason there's such a high turnover in dancers at Vegas clubs. Very few of them build up steady clientele so there's not much reason to stay in one place.

My idea of a 10 is anyone who turns me on and it doesn't matter what she does to you. One of the first dancers I ever screwed in a strip club was a dead ringer for a girl I had a crush on back in high school. You might have rated the dancer a 6 or 7 but to me, she was a 10 because I finally got my chance to (almost) see Lori naked and bang her.

The weird thing is that dating strippers outside the club ruins it for me if I go in to a club where they're working. If I go in, I kind of have to get a V.I.P. dance from my lady friend. Since we have an outside relationship, I can't really bypass her and pick someone else. So I go with her into the lapdance booth and pay her $100 or so for a handjob, which is as far as they let the girls go in this particular club. Then when she gets off work, she comes over to my place and we fuck all night for free. It's tough to enjoy the handjob because I have to pay for it and we can't take our time and also because we can't go any farther in the club than that.

One most important thing I have to stress is my only original intent going to a strip joint was only to chill by myself after work and that's it. Attracting dancers really was totaly unexpected for me. And I think that's probably the reason I'm rather good at attracting them is my almost zen like mentality of not want and least expectations from them is so attractive to them is probably because in there daily lives there is already countless advances of selfish intent from others through out their lives and they just get so tired of it. So they probably felt tranquil and relaxed just chat with a guy who just comes there to chill. And in my own observation of strippers because often of their life's general less togetherness that the quality of just more mature tranquil zen has a killer attraction towards them.

Actually I've had my share of all shapes of women and I'm at the phase where looks aren't that important when compared to personality. But since James is just here to visit thus no chance to interact with gal's personality so I just advice looks based on which gal is just more so visually stimulating.

That's why you DON'T go to the joint where the gal you are dating are working. BTW you sound like a patron I know in Flamingo Anaheim.

Rons Barbary Coast (RBC) will pleasantly surprise you guys, you won't have to get totally drunk for the girls to appear to be pretty & hot like the other area clubs.

Beauty is supposedly in the eyes on the beholder, but you guys need to get your eyes checked and Alcohol levels checked if you find most of the grandiose and gross BBW's at those clubs attractive.

Ok I get it, they do alot of extras for relative low tips, but I don't know how you do it, I assume with eyes closed?

Anyway, thats ok. I would just as soon have the RBC and its girls to myself, as I will soon move close-by and visit often. You guys might spoil the place and the girls, or draw the older porkers over there. The manager told me he weighs the dancers at the interview and occasionally after theyre hired and won't put on or keep on the real porkers, nor does he allow them to work once they get their Soc Sec checks.

Just remember, whnever you do ever go toRBC, that I tired to tell you so. More hotties percentage-wise. Spinners is winners!

And don't pre-judge the mileage possible either. $10 dances are a bargain, so extras, or take-out, may be too?

A few sweet girls, so treat them right.

[QUOTE=Cunnah Lingus]Rons Barbary Coast (RBC) will pleasantly surprise you guys, you won't have to get totally drunk for the girls to appear to be pretty & hot like the other area clubs.

Beauty is supposedly in the eyes on the beholder, but you guys need to get your eyes checked and Alcohol levels checked if you find most of the grandiose and gross BBW's at those clubs attractive.

Ok I get it, they do alot of extras for relative low tips, but I don't know how you do it, I assume with eyes closed?

Anyway, thats ok. I would just as soon have the RBC and its girls to myself, as I will soon move close-by and visit often. You guys might spoil the place and the girls, or draw the older porkers over there. The manager told me he weighs the dancers at the interview and occasionally after theyre hired and won't put on or keep on the real porkers, nor does he allow them to work once they get their Soc Sec checks.

Just remember, whnever you do ever go toRBC, that I tired to tell you so. More hotties percentage-wise. Spinners is winners!

And don't pre-judge the mileage possible either. $10 dances are a bargain, so extras, or take-out, may be too?

A few sweet girls, so treat them right.[/QUOTE]

Dude what is your vision? All I know is that the pics that BC and others have posted of Princess and others are of girls that are fairly attractive and not large in size. You have posted no pics of the girls at RBC, so why should any of us take your word for it? You might just be an on-line pimp for that club trying to perk up their business!

[QUOTE=Azesus]One most important thing I have to stress is my only original intent going to a strip joint was only to chill by myself after work and that's it. Attracting dancers really was totaly unexpected for me.[/QUOTE]

Same here. When I was younger, I went to strip joints just because I wanted to see naked women. Then I stopped going for a long time because I had enough women in my life. Then a few years ago, I wound up accompanying a friend to a strip joint, had a good time and ended up dating one of the dancers I met that trip.

[QUOTE]Actually I've had my share of all shapes of women and I'm at the phase where looks aren't that important when compared to personality. But since James is just here to visit thus no chance to interact with gal's personality so I just advice looks based on which gal is just more so visually stimulating.[/QUOTE]

I think these days, the main thing it takes is not being an asshole.

[QUOTE]That's why you DON'T go to the joint where the gal you are dating are working. BTW you sound like a patron I know in Flamingo Anaheim.[/QUOTE]

I've never set foot in Flamingo Anaheim.

I actually haven't had a great time lately in strip clubs where I feel like a stranger. In the club I visit, the one where my lady friend works, all the dancers know me. I walk in and the waitress brings me my chosen beverage before I even ask for it. My lady friend wanted photos and video of herself dancing and the management let me bring in my cameras and shoot her on stage and in one of the lapdance booths. I've kind of been spoiled so I go there and nowhere else these days.

The only exception to this is when my work takes me near the City of Industry. I stop in at Hawaii Theater or Spearmint Rhino there because it's just so easy to walk in, pick out a dancer you like and take her back and fuck her. I don't really want to play the game in other clubs.

[QUOTE=Marlowe]You might just be an on-line pimp for that club trying to perk up their business![/QUOTE]

Or a shill. Make that a "shimp"!

I was through with RBC 3 years ago, when Secret moved there briefly from KH8 and asked me to visit her. At 8pm, the sorry doorman couldn't make change for my $10 cover (I handed him a $20 bill, not $100!) and I was completely ignored by 3 dancers shooting pool plus a bored juice pourer behind the bar. I just pocketed my unbreakable twenty and kept it pushin' down Rosecrans...

[QUOTE=Marlowe]Dude what is your vision? All I know is that the pics that BC and others have posted of Princess and others are of girls that are fairly attractive and not large in size. You have posted no pics of the girls at RBC, so why should any of us take your word for it? You might just be an on-line pimp for that club trying to perk up their business![/QUOTE]High Five to Marlowe. Glad you called him on this because my bullsheit meter was starting to make noise reading his ramblings. Not saying I don't believe his post, but my history with that club leads me to think that I'll need someone else to verify this club's turnaround before I spend any money there.

I'm not saying that a club cannot change overnight, but that club has been around for Decades (I'm talking the Motown Era!. No lie, it was in the late 80's, I was in the south and I met an older guy (we were working at the same company) and when I told him I was from L. A., he asked me if I knew where Gardena was. Turns out he used to be a bartender at the Barbary Coast in the late 60's, early 70's hahahaha). I checked it out a couple of times in the 1990s (and even a few times in this last decade) and, especially for a black club, it was never happening.

I'm not saying they have ugly heifers working there (they don't), but it always paled in action to the First King.

Yes, there are some women at KH or FK who are thick and thick beyond my needs (heavyweight class), but they must be making up for it in other areas besides aesthetics (maybe personality. Maybe high performance private dances).

Anyone legit (who's been on this board posting for more than a month) willing to take one for the team, and spend some money in RBC (Ron's Barbary Coast) and report back?

Guy does sound like a shill, trying to hustle up some business for RBC.

[QUOTE=Azesus]Let me give you more detail

Deja Vu in North Hollywood

Looks: 8 9; young hard bodied american coed types, ever had a crush on that hot chearleader in college but you were a dork back then, now it's the time to re-live the fantasy.

Mileage: you like milk? Because you get to suck their 20yr old tities.

Spearmint Rhino in downtown

Looks: 6 8; a bit older (25yr & above) and a bit chubbier but hey beauty is in the eye of beholder some of us like'them thick and juicy.

Mileage: they'll stick shift you while you try to drink their milk and finish you off with a covered blow job.

4Play in West LA

Looks: 9 10 plus a 12(Dasha); 4Play has the toughest dancer selection process akin to Navy SEALs except instead seal they strip. Beauty is in the eye of beholder but if your eye beholds in the way mass media and model magazines portrays then this the place to find east european model types because they ARE from east europe. Dasha; probably the most exqusite stunning creature philosophically possible, calling her a 10 it's like saying Jordan is' only about as good as Clyde Drexler because they both scorers, there for I give her a 12. You have to seen to believe that such a ukraine arctic barbie doll actually exist.

Milege: You get a hug; but so what! It's from Dasha[/QUOTE]Agree with you on all these clubs for the most part. Spearmint Rhino in Downtown was a longtime favorite but agree the quality of girls has gone down hill. Most mileage obviously during the day shift.

Body Shop on Sunset Strip

Looks: pretty average but a couple stunners. Better looking girls at night but much friendlier crowd during the day.

Mileage: Lap dances you can touch whatever you want, but for real mileage go for the back room for 15 mins. Gotten both during the day and evening shifts, so just depends on the girls.

Paris House in West Hollywood.

Looks: subpar. Retired strippers mostly.

Mileage: match the house fee and you can get comfortable, increase the price and you get a HJ, more and you get a CBJ. Not really worth it for the money since Momo and Bebe AMPs are right next door, but they do have white girls for those who care.

Spearmint Rhino in Van Nuys.

Looks: mostly 8's, hot girls for the most part.

Mileage: more than your average strip club, but never received much more than some touching through clothes since I always go with the hottest girls who aren't as into that.

Just my opinion on some clubs I don't think are mentioned much on here. As always YMMV and it's just my humble opinion.

you're right guys, I am a shill, paid with pussy of the RBC girls. You caught me! Bwwaa haaa.

Look, I asked for opinions on RBC and noone could give to me, so I went and checked them, and FK and KH8 for myself. I have ONLY been to each of these clubs ONCE, so your or my expereince may vary on any given day.

I have been to Starz many times over many years and it used to be alot looser/freer thereand had more real hotties. That could pass a weigh-in and Age ID check, as well as beauty check. But at lest they still have a few hot, yound, slender babes.

I may have missed the good days and line-ups at FK & KH8, so I may try again. And RBC may not always have such a high % of quality, especially compared to waht isaw at the others, but they did that day.

We all know that quality and quantiy can vary day-to-day and hour to hour inStrip Clubs, On Ho (SW) tracks, and on/in Back_Plage or CL. Just like at theMall or anywhere. Whcih is why timely reports and evewn twitter alerts can come in real handy as we al share our current reports of experiences. For all to benefit or Be-ware!

So if ya don't want to include this club in your Ho-check rounds so be it. It will cost ou all of $10 to get in and $10 a dance to find out, so why risk such a big investment, and wander across the street form FK or down the street from KH8 to see if you're missin anything worthwhile?. Hat would be such a great loss. Or considerable gain. Wouldn't wanna do that would ya? And if all youredoin is goin to try and prove me wrong. Save your $29 for the weight-loss programs at the other clubs!

I was just trying to give back, TOFTT, for the other reports and opinions I reviewed on this board in many categories. And appreciated the insights, inputs and of course ALL are PERSONAL OPIONIONS AND OBSERVATIONS.

But "what goes around, comes around" so I pitched in my 2 cents worth. Use it or lose it.

Some guys, don't like Black girls, in my opinion, most are afraid of (intimidated by) them. So they can't appreciate their beauty and flavor. So that is their own loss and leaves more for me. A white guy who gors where most fear to tread or can't reach. Those people would NOT like any of these clubs, obviously! So they will be negative about all of them regardlessof howfine the ladies are there.

Personally, I favor the flavor. Chocolic-a-ho-lic. So any club I always call in advance to see if they have variety. Flavor. Black girls in house before I even go. But maybe thats just me? Of course there are beauties and beasts of all colors. So not all qualify. But I gots to have my Chocolic addiction opportunities at least.

I did tell a couple girls (the fine ones) at RGC that I couldn't believe there was no biz there and it was crowded (way past the capacity weight limits) at the oter clubs after I made the check run, when the quality of girls was so poor in comparison. ANd yes I did say to (promise?) them I would post someting positive onthis board and ZB, to see if others would ignore the other incorrect orflse or non-exisitng posts about RBC. So if thats a shill. So be it. Please tell the guirls they owe me a pussy-pay-out for taking this chance and getting Flak guns shootin at me. Ok?. Since I am their Shillin Pimp! Bwaaa haaa. Se la vie.

I am glad there are guys that like the big girls and older or less fine girls at every club, cause it takes pressure off me to tip-watch or dance with them! But if you're the only bloke in a club and ya walk away when the fat lady sings, its a bit edgy! So keep occupyin them for me will ya?.

So boys, stay where you are stuck, forever, or occasionally revisit other SCs, SW tracks or Escort pubs. And see if anything has changed. For better or worse. Its up to you, itsin your hands. Or the hands of a Ho-on-the-go. Ya know?

[QUOTE=Cunnah Lingus]you're right guys, I am a shill, paid with pussy of the RBC girls. You caught me! Bwwaa haaa.
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So, I guess you are "HotShot" on ZBone, correct? Well, you were right, nobody gave you any opinions so it is good to hear a different point of view.

I used to go to RBC quite a bit about 6years ago. I probably haven't been there in the last 3 years.

The good things about RBC are, as you said, if you are looking for a little spinner, you are most likely to find here there first. The talent level was real good there as far as being young and pretty. Also, yes the dances are cheaper, only $10.

However, the place has some negatives as well.
#1. The crowd. The place draws an overall younger crowd, a lot of young punks were just "hangin' around" in there. Now, I'm an old guy 43 now and for me, a lot of young dudes around with no money and acting like they are hard just eventually spells trouble.

#2. No alcohol. Now it is true that some women at the other clubs only look good after I've had a few drinks, but she still DOES look good after those drinks. Alcohol gets the party started, its just that simple.

#3. The management. OK, now like I said I'm an old guy and at age 43 I want to protect my hearing because naturally I have noticed its not as good as it used to be. These guys at RBC ALWAYS have the music up at 10! I mean my ears used to ring after I left out of there. I understand loud gangsta rap is supposed to get me ready to get busty with the girls, but damn! Also, the ALWAYS had an annoying as DJ who would interrupt into the song every 30 seconds to remind the guys to tip the dancer onstage. LOOK, unless its the guys very first time in a stripclub, he KNOWS he's expected to tip and reminding a guy who doesn't want to tip over and over again is not going to get him to tip, its just going to spoil whatever vibe is starting to develop.
Don't get me wrong, this happens sometimes at other clubs as well, but it seems like it's always happening at RBC.

#4. No privacy. Well, the last time I was at RBC the lapdances were done in the curtained off section to the side, but its still a communal area with no partitions, everybody can see exactly what everybody else is doing. I can't speak for every guy, but I know I can speak for a few, hey I would like the opportunity to get more than a lapdance if I find a girl who gets me going good, and I just dont see how it's going to happen at RBC. Lets compare it to Starz. There isn't much privacy at Starz, but if you get there during the day, you can get what you want, you can even get it at night but you have to be more discreet. Same with the other clubs. Sometimes, I would start my evening at RBC, but after that pretty young spinner got me all wound up, I had to go across the street to First King to let one of the honeys there finish the job. The First King girls would blow me right there in that little corner next to the bar, it was wild, now the have booths so you know what's up.