Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Waikiki808]Sorry, been SUPER busy and this report is from 2 months ago. Still, it may be of some use to people

Went by VIP around 1:30am on a week night; there was very little foot traffic around and the Wal-Mart crowd had apparently gone in from break. In other words, very light foot traffic. I went to the back of the parking lot, turned the corner.

. And there was the biggest dude I'the seen all day just chilling on a chair near the couch. Two haole girls were chatting with him, both of them white. The mama came out and directed me to the couch. Basically, they acted like it was 100% normal to have a huge guy just sitting there. Okay, fine. One of the girls took the initiative and asked me why I was there. I apologized for the awkwardness and explained that the human mountain threw me off my game. She said he was there for security since there had been problems with a customer in the past. Ugh.

Anyway, she was sweet (and hot) enough so I went with her. Haole, looks like perky enhanced boobs (see or the cup), strawberry blonde iirc, and I *think* she said she was from Georgia. Is that Ling Ling? Anyway, nice chat in the shower (but she kept asking if I was rich), and a non-GFE session in the room. *EVERYTHING*, even HJ, covered. No cumming on her. Almost any playing with her nipples was too rough. However, aside from that (not deal breakers for me), she was really good and allowed for multiple positions. I think we might have even gone a bit longer than average. All in all, I probably won't see again. I didn't get her name and hope this wasn't the famous Ling Ling; I'the heard so many good things.

.5/1.5

Speaking of haole providers, has anyone been to The Mika? I've seen bad things from a reputable poster, but it's all single-source.[/QUOTE]This doesnt sound like her. Ling Ling has bleached platinum blonde hair, tall, thin, fake c's(?). She has a tat on her lower back. She looks mid 20's, but is actually 21.

Hey Jackson,

Thanks for the heads up with the comments!

There's been too much said already about all kinds of stuff so I thought I'd throw in some random comments:

BB - I thought the A/S/L for Lex was frickin' H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!

Lex. I think you gotta post a pic just to prove that you got some A and L that don't rate at 0 my friend.

Hinode. Still jealous that you're going to Thailand. Know a good surgeon that can reattach Pedro after it falls off?

Speaking of surgeons and Thailand, did anyone see that video of a diver getting his thumb bit off by an eel and then having his second toe cut off and reattached as his thumb? Sick ass shyeet, but damn funny.

Erlinda's family. If you are reading this. Howzit.

Mike41 and Rod. Right on. We should have a celebrity deathmatch bout for you two. Chee-hoo.

I'm gonna go jack off to some free porn on the computer in the privacy of my own home.

My Hand (Keri/Aloe/Palmella/Handa)
A: 8
S: 15
L: -1.75

[QUOTE=BallnChain808]Hey Jackson,

Thanks for the heads up with the comments!

[snipped for length][/QUOTE]LOL! hope this doesn't start a trend for ranking posters now...

And shouldn't you have two rankings... that is you do have two hands right? :D

[QUOTE=Asian Guy 1234]

I have never been to one of those adult video stores that advertise Live shows. How does that work?[/QUOTE]
Here's a message that I posted on another site in reply to a similar question:

[QUOTE]My one and only visit to a "fantasy booth" occurred years ago, so this information may be outdated by now, but here is what I remember.

The newspaper advertisement says "Live Girls!" and "Private & Very Intimate," and the same (or a similar) advertisement was being used when I went. However, the advertisement didn't mention that the customer's booth was separate from the enclosure where the woman was located, and that those two areas were divided by a wall with a window (so there was no physical contact). As I recall, the cost of a session at that time was $20.

The woman I observed through the window was a fairly young and attractive local lady, probably in her early or middle twenties. She had full breasts, a nice brown complexion, and pretty hair. She was somewhat chubby, but I actually like chubby women. During the session she showed me everything, including spreading her legs to display her pussy, and she pretended to passionately masturbate. (Presumably a customer is also allowed to masturbate, although I didn't do so.) I would estimate that the session lasted about five minutes, perhaps slightly longer. If I had wanted more time I could have paid more money, but personally I didn't feel it was worth it. Being separated from the woman by a wall and window made the experience seem too artificial and much less interesting.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Qman90]

Does anyone know of any AMP with japanese providers?[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately I don't, but Bebe at Golden Massage said that she is half-Japanese and half-Korean.

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Unfortunately I don't, but Bebe at Golden Massage said that she is half-Japanese and half-Korean.[/QUOTE]Is Golden still open?

<i>It costs $20 for a basic strip show. I believe the girls will quote you for 10 minutes? The prices go up for manual masturbation shows, toy shows, etc. and there are locks on the doors and tissues in the room. (Use your imagination) Depending on the girl, you may have different experiences and may or may not get a good show. Sometimes there are some really hot ones, other times they aren't so great looking. I have not seen a GH at the shop on Kapiolani with the live girls, but they do exist in various porn stores with video booths. As to the gender of the person on the other end, I am willing to bet that it will most likely be a male, but I could be wrong. Anyway, the booths are not a bad deal if you get a hot girl and just want a quick self-release.</i>

That sounds like fun. So it is like going to a strip club but you get to do your own manual release. How many booths are their? Is her time divided up between other people in the booths? . You know like a strip show, the girl moves around between different people. Well actually some strip clubs they pretty much stay with you. How many girls are there? Too bad their is no "Glory Hole" between you and the girl. Now that would be awesome! I would go there all the time if there was. Hahahaha

[QUOTE=BallnChain808]Hey Jackson,

Thanks for the heads up with the comments!

There's been too much said already about all kinds of stuff so I thought I'd throw in some random comments:

BB - I thought the A/S/L for Lex was frickin' H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!

Lex. I think you gotta post a pic just to prove that you got some A and L that don't rate at 0 my friend.

Hinode. Still jealous that you're going to Thailand. Know a good surgeon that can reattach Pedro after it falls off?

Speaking of surgeons and Thailand, did anyone see that video of a diver getting his thumb bit off by an eel and then having his second toe cut off and reattached as his thumb? Sick ass shyeet, but damn funny.

Erlinda's family. If you are reading this. Howzit.

Mike41 and Rod. Right on. We should have a celebrity deathmatch bout for you two. Chee-hoo.

I'm gonna go jack off to some free porn on the computer in the privacy of my own home.

My Hand (Keri/Aloe/Palmella/Handa)
A: 8
S: 15
L: -1.75[/QUOTE]Right on ball.

This board need guys like you.

You made my day.

Have a good trip hino

[QUOTE=Qman90]Does anyone know of any AMP with japanese providers?[/QUOTE]

I'd love to experience a genuine Japanese provider, but I don't expect to find one here working in an AMP.

I have had the privilege of experiencing ethnic Koreans who were raised in Japan and spoke fluent Japanese as well as a half Japanese/half Korean girl once in other states. These girls seem to have trouble fitting in with the "real" Koreans at the Korean AMPs, so they seem lonely. If you're nice to them, they'll rock your world.

One particularly memorable Korean girl in another state told me she was raised in Yokohama and her Japanese seemed pretty good. This particular AMP had a king size bed in one of the rooms and she loved to DFK and made it a fantastic GFE for me.

Jet Ranger,

Keep in mind that there is a long, bitter history between Korea an Japan. This may account for the apparent discomfort of Japanese or Korean/Japanese women working in spas, which are mostly Korean.

I'm sure they don't get treated very well.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther]Jet Ranger,

Keep in mind that there is a long, bitter history between Korea an Japan. This may account for the apparent discomfort of Japanese or Korean/Japanese women working in spas, which are mostly Korean.

I'm sure they don't get treated very well.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

That's part of it for sure. The other fascinating experiences I've had were with ethnic Korean women raised in Japan who worked in Korean run AMPs in California. One girl was practically in tears as she told of how her Korean born and raised coworkers practically ostracized her. Although she spoke Korean, she apparently had adopted some of the behavior and mannerisms of her Japanese peers as she was growing up and was perceived as "different" and therefore, was isolated.

A real Japanese girl in a Korean run AMP would really have a tough time.

[QUOTE=Stranger808]

Is Golden still open?[/QUOTE]
Although the sign on the outside of the building has been removed, Golden Massage was still open as of a few days ago. If you want to make sure that Golden Massage is open today and ask about who is available, the phone number I have for Golden Massage is 941-1530.

Hey, anybody know of a reliable source of those little blue pills, brand or generic (preferably the latter, as it's cheaper). If anyone knows of a good souce, please pm me. ED is not a problem (just yet, anyway), but I was interested in trying this out for other reasons. ;)

I would prefer someplace that you don't have buy, like 20 pills @ $100 (generic) at a time minimum, because I'd just like to try it first. Heck, I'd even go 10 pills for $50, if it was available that way.

Thanks in advance.
AP

Ok guys I just came back from Best Massage and here is my report.

Had some lady name Jeannie not sure if that is the correct spelling but she said its like "I dream of Jeannie".

She is older lady I would have to guess in her late 40's or early 50's her age is showing but I seen some late 40's and early 50's looking better than her. Kind of on the smaller frame side if I had to guess I would say her panty size is a small and cup size A. Get the idea. Anyways her face is nothing to brag about breast is small little sagging I think, she kept covering it. I did like her small butt.

Service was Ehhh. Massage was soft touch could use more pressure when massaging. After the so called massage she did a light touch rubbing all over my back and my legs and butt while rubbing junior from behind. That I have to say was nice for I like the light finger rubbing after a massage.

She did a not to bad HJ. Then she moved on to Cbj. Which was ok to me started slow and she did some twirling then it got faster. Then on to the reverse cowgirl which I enjoyed watching her ride um. Yee Haw! Her small butt was nice to grab also.

Over all was ok but would like to try others before a repeat. Maybe try A LOT more since her face was not the best to look at.

The cost was the usual sorry gang I don't remember the abbreviations for the cost so I can't put it down but all the mongers know what things cost.

Hope this was informative for everyone

808

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Although the sign on the outside of the building has been removed, Golden Massage was still open as of a few days ago. If you want to make sure that Golden Massage is open today and ask about who is available, the phone number I have for Golden Massage is 941-1530.[/QUOTE]Hey thanks for the info I wonder who is there since the removal of the sign I hear lots or almost all had left. I wondering if there is anyone good left there