Massage Parlor Reports

Tonight I went to a AMP that I had never been to before, and as such, the attendent didn`t know me from a can of paint. After the flip in the TS, my attendent proceded to wash all those hard to reach places and I indicated to her how damn good that felt. Her response was a cute giggle. Fast forward to the end of the massage which included me rubbing her legs and ass alot, and sticking her still covered tits right in my face which I proceded to caress, she asked what else I wanted. I indicated a desire to see her verbal skills. Compensation was discussed, then finally agreed to. During her verbal history lesson, I asked her if she could get me a bowl of clam chowder. She promplty served me home made clam chowder, nice & warm, just the way I like it. As she was helping me get dressed, I asked if FS was available. She indicated "yes, only for you". LOL. Of course she is saying the same thing to others who may ask. My point in all this was that during the TS, she knew I would be clean, and she was aware of how much I. enjoyed her touching my flag pole. NEVER SKIP THE TS.

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Please don`t ask me to identify this location. Apparently her desire to "go the extra mile" is the exception, not the norm. Never know who may be reading this forum, possibly even her boss. I will leave it up to her to do her own advertising. I would feel horrible if her down fall had something to do with what I said.

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]... My point in all this was that during the TS, she knew I would be clean, and she was aware of how much I. enjoyed her touching my flag pole. NEVER SKIP THE TS. ...[/QUOTE]I'm not saying you're wrong, however you're little anecdote really proves nothing. First of all, you don't know that she "ony went with you" because she cleaned you during the table shower because you NEVER tried her WITHOUT the table shower. For all you know, the end result might have wound up similarly without it (except in the case of the latter you would have had more time left in your half hour for either the massage or sexual play at the end). Maybe not but you can't really say without more research, trying it various ways with various providers. I'll even volunteer to help you with the research with the girls, provided we can get a government grant. :)

Secondly, there are other ways of making her aware of how much you enjoy her touching your flag pole. For example, I already mentioned past visits, body language when she massages near that region, guiding her hand there with your own and/or simply telling her that you'd like your FULL body massage now.

CB, granted I only have 2 instances to base my conclusions on, but I found a korean woman who did not appear to be drunk or on pills and whose culture did not prevent her from playing with my junk after I skipped the TS. And she did a convincing job or at least acting like she enjoyed it. Would the session have been even better if I had also gone for the TS? Perhaps, but then we'll never really know. BTW, I should add that the provider involved was a rather popular one from a formerly popular AMP. And I should also add that there are some places that don't even have the TS facilities or times due to high traffic that the one room they do have for that is occupied by another attendant and customer necessitating a few minute more wait which could eat in more seriously to your time if you've already opted only for the half hour session.

Again, I'm NOT saying you guys are absolutely wrong on any of this. As I said before when I made my original post I could have gone either way on that, but even then left in a lot of caveats. I'm only saying now that there may be SOME circumstances (rare though they may be) where the issue is at least more debatable. Perhaps, rather than debating the TS, we should be debating whether one should ever go for just the half hour session since it does make the session a lot more rushed (particularly with the TS) and you're normally only saving $20.

[/QUOTE]Okay, ROY made some real rookie mistakes. However, I can tell you from knowing Roy personally that he is FAR from being a complete rookie at this hobby, having logged more time playing this game in FOREIGN markets than probably 99% of you. He does seem to be a bit green at playing it closer to home, but then so are a lot of other guys who post on and/or read this forum. What that calls for is constructive criticism, not mockery, so that he can do the job better next time.[/QUOTE]

Fair enough Chase Star, constructive criticism is a better teacher.

HD2007

In my humble opinion, a TS is always a good idea if it is offered.

To me, it is worth the extra $20 to go for the full hour with the TS.

[QUOTE=Chase Star]I'm not saying you're wrong, however you're little anecdote really proves nothing. First of all, you don't know that she "ony went with you" because she cleaned you during the table shower because you NEVER tried her WITHOUT the table shower. For all you know, the end result might have wound up similarly without it (except in the case of the latter you would have had more time left in your half hour for either the massage or sexual play at the end). Maybe not but you can't really say without more research, trying it various ways with various providers. I'll even volunteer to help you with the research with the girls, provided we can get a government grant. :)

Secondly, there are other ways of making her aware of how much you enjoy her touching your flag pole. For example, I already mentioned past visits, body language when she massages near that region, guiding her hand there with your own and/or simply telling her that you'd like your FULL body massage now.

CB, granted I only have 2 instances to base my conclusions on, but I found a korean woman who did not appear to be drunk or on pills and whose culture did not prevent her from playing with my junk after I skipped the TS. And she did a convincing job or at least acting like she enjoyed it. Would the session have been even better if I had also gone for the TS? Perhaps, but then we'll never really know. BTW, I should add that the provider involved was a rather popular one from a formerly popular AMP. And I should also add that there are some places that don't even have the TS facilities or times due to high traffic that the one room they do have for that is occupied by another attendant and customer necessitating a few minute more wait which could eat in more seriously to your time if you've already opted only for the half hour session.

Again, I'm NOT saying you guys are absolutely wrong on any of this. As I said before when I made my original post I could have gone either way on that, but even then left in a lot of caveats. I'm only saying now that there may be SOME circumstances (rare though they may be) where the issue is at least more debatable. Perhaps, rather than debating the TS, we should be debating whether one should ever go for just the half hour session since it does make the session a lot more rushed (particularly with the TS) and you're normally only saving $20.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Harley2007]Dude; I don't know which team you play for, but you DID NOT, take one for the team!

"I wore my underpants and she covered me with a towel"...WTF!!

Who in their right mind would keep their underwear on looking for "extras"?? Did you think she would make the first move and say: "Please remove your tidy whities big boy, so I can massage everything"

Keeping your panties on signaled to her you are: a.) either a prude; b.) Uncle Leo; or c.) you have something you're hiding in your shorts you don't want touched.

Either way you weren't going to get her to do anything outside the boundaries of a legit massage.

Just my .02 cents

HD2007[/QUOTE]I was a bit harsh, Royboy. Chase Star made some goods points. I went back and read some of your posting and came to the conclusion that we all have different writing styles. This board is for exchanging information, not sarcastic criticism, which was my mood at the time.

Be safe,

HD2007

Was driving down State Road 60 in Brandon yesterday and saw that Bodysage Spa is gone. Another Chinese AMP that provides no extras goes out of business.

Maybe these places have to learn the hard way that "massagie only" isn't good for business!

[QUOTE=Seffner Monger]Was driving down State Road 60 in Brandon yesterday and saw that Bodysage Spa is gone. Another Chinese AMP that provides no extras goes out of business.

Maybe these places have to learn the hard way that "massagie only" isn't good for business![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Seffner Monger]Was driving down State Road 60 in Brandon yesterday and saw that Bodysage Spa is gone. Another Chinese AMP that provides no extras goes out of business.

Maybe these places have to learn the hard way that "massagie only" isn't good for business![/QUOTE]

Tell me I'm wrong when I say any Chinese AMPs that close will not be missed

These are general experiences based on many many discussions with friends.

AMPs staffed by Koreans or Thais are always trying to offer a great time. Other than the odd bad session from the newbie just off the boat these woman really understand the art of relaxation and know how to treat a man well. They are genuinely sweet girls who try to make the sessions fun as they are always look to develop repeat business.

Chinese or Japanese AMPs are all in it for the money. Kaching! Kaching! It is like visiting a slot machine with legs - keep putting more money in and maybe you can put something else in the slot. They are clinical and mechanical with the single mission of making as much as they can while your little head is in charge. They don't care if you ever come back as long as they leave your wallet drained. They have absolutely no thoughts towards any repeat business as they will rotate out to another city and repeat in a month or so.

I haven't seen enough Filipina or Vietnamese to fully categorize but those I have seen fell somewhere in the middle.

Your thoughts and experiences with Asian girls?

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Tell me I'm wrong when I say any Chinese AMPs that close will not be missed

These are general experiences based on many many discussions with friends.

AMPs staffed by Koreans or Thais are always trying to offer a great time. Other than the odd bad session from the newbie just off the boat these woman really understand the art of relaxation and know how to treat a man well. They are genuinely sweet girls who try to make the sessions fun as they are always look to develop repeat business.

Chinese or Japanese AMPs are all in it for the money. Kaching! Kaching! It is like visiting a slot machine with legs - keep putting more money in and maybe you can put something else in the slot. They are clinical and mechanical with the single mission of making as much as they can while your little head is in charge. They don't care if you ever come back as long as they leave your wallet drained. They have absolutely no thoughts towards any repeat business as they will rotate out to another city and repeat in a month or so.

I haven't seen enough Filipina or Vietnamese to fully categorize but those I have seen fell somewhere in the middle.

Your thoughts and experiences with Asian girls?[/QUOTE]


So how does one tell a Korean AMP from one that's Japanese or Chinese or Thai? I just happened to know that Bodysage was Chinese, but is there a way to tell right off the bat? Maybe all we members could combine our knowledge on a list.

[QUOTE=Seffner Monger]So how does one tell a Korean AMP from one that's Japanese or Chinese or Thai? I just happened to know that Bodysage was Chinese, but is there a way to tell right off the bat? Maybe all we members could combine our knowledge on a list.[/QUOTE]

For me, Chinese and Korean languages are very easy to tell apart. I've never come across an AMP in the US that wasn't run by one or the other. I have a much tougher time differentiating Korean and Japanese languages, but usually the girls will tell you if they're Korean, etc. I have met actual providers in AMPs that were not Korean or Chinese, occasionally running across girls with Thai, Japanese, or other backgrounds. Thai is also very different language wise from Chinese and Korean/Japanese.

You can, to some extent, go by looks. Northern Asians tend to be darker (and taller), but there are no absolutes there. Also Thais that are in the game are usually much darker since they almost always come from the NE part of Thailand that borders Laos. Most of the Thai restaurants run in our area are owned by people from Laos or Hmongs. Koreans tend to be stockier, on average, than Chinese. Chinese tend to be less obsessed with make up and vanity than Koreans. Also, if Mamasan is cooking Korean food or eating kimchee they are almost definitely Korean.

Still, the best way is to ask, although you will sometimes be lied to, especially if they don't trust you.

Or, if you get extras, they're Korean, if you go home with blue balls, they're Chinese.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Tell me I'm wrong when I say any Chinese AMPs that close will not be missed

These are general experiences based on many many discussions with friends.

AMPs staffed by Koreans or Thais are always trying to offer a great time. Other than the odd bad session from the newbie just off the boat these woman really understand the art of relaxation and know how to treat a man well. They are genuinely sweet girls who try to make the sessions fun as they are always look to develop repeat business.

Chinese or Japanese AMPs are all in it for the money. Kaching! Kaching! It is like visiting a slot machine with legs - keep putting more money in and maybe you can put something else in the slot. They are clinical and mechanical with the single mission of making as much as they can while your little head is in charge. They don't care if you ever come back as long as they leave your wallet drained. They have absolutely no thoughts towards any repeat business as they will rotate out to another city and repeat in a month or so.

I haven't seen enough Filipina or Vietnamese to fully categorize but those I have seen fell somewhere in the middle.

Your thoughts and experiences with Asian girls?[/QUOTE]Vietnamese women are bitches. Just ask my wife. Lol.

[QUOTE=Seffner Monger]So how does one tell a Korean AMP from one that's Japanese or Chinese or Thai? I just happened to know that Bodysage was Chinese, but is there a way to tell right off the bat? Maybe all we members could combine our knowledge on a list.[/QUOTE]Also, IMHE, Koreans TEND to have a squarer jaw line and a flatter face than other Asian peoples

See my recent report in the st Pete amp forum. Ts was out of order and that in no way limited the menu but this is not the rule. I once made this same rookie mistake at the famous CEO spa in San Francisco and it resulted in no extras. At the very least If you refuse the ts make it clear you just showered. But really why skip the ts?
[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Unless she is drunk or on pills, no Korean woman is going to want to play with your junk, unless she cleans it before hand. It's not in their culture.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Seffner Monger]So how does one tell a Korean AMP from one that's Japanese or Chinese or Thai? I just happened to know that Bodysage was Chinese, but is there a way to tell right off the bat? Maybe all we members could combine our knowledge on a list.[/QUOTE]

Hard to do based just on appearance. As for me, I speak a tiny bit of Korean (even though I'm not Asian), so I can recognize the language pretty easily. Usually the girls will talk to each other a little bit, and I'll know immediately if they are speaking Korean. Most of the time I have no idea what they're saying, unfortunately.

In fact, Korean is absolutely the easiest to recognize, even if you don't speak a word of it. Most East Asian languages are tonal with short one- or two-syllable words. Chinese, for instance. These languages are very difficult to tell apart unless you are fluent.

Korean is not like this at all. It has no tones and has long words. In Korean, the verb goes at the end of the sentence instead of in the middle as in English, and you will often here [i]oyo[/i] or [i]mnida[/i] at the end of a sentence, as these are common verb endings, e.g., [i]ilgoyo[/i] / [i]iksumnida[/i], both of which mean "is reading", as in [i]hanguk saramun iksumnida[/i] "The Korean person is reading."

[QUOTE=Tampa Monger]Hard to do based just on appearance. As for me, I speak a tiny bit of Korean (even though I'm not Asian), so I can recognize the language pretty easily. Usually the girls will talk to each other a little bit, and I'll know immediately if they are speaking Korean. Most of the time I have no idea what they're saying, unfortunately.

In fact, Korean is absolutely the easiest to recognize, even if you don't speak a word of it. Most East Asian languages are tonal with short one- or two-syllable words. Chinese, for instance. These languages are very difficult to tell apart unless you are fluent.

Korean is not like this at all. It has no tones and has long words. In Korean, the verb goes at the end of the sentence instead of in the middle as in English, and you will often here [i]oyo[/i] or [i]mnida[/i] at the end of a sentence, as these are common verb endings, e.g., [i]ilgoyo[/i] / [i]iksumnida[/i], both of which mean "is reading", as in [i]hanguk saramun iksumnida[/i] "The Korean person is reading."[/QUOTE]

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While in town for a bit, I thought I would partake to prepare for the drive back to NM in a few days.

I guess it's MommaSan who answered the door around 7PM - shorter, older, chubbier woman. TS (I never say no to those!) felt a bit rushed and adequate but playful. In the room, she asked how I wanted it. I chose "medium". She was right on the money and did a little walking as well.

It was a long road trip so the massage quality was important to me. She didn't disappoint with that at all. Hit all the pressure points - she did me right. Even those tendons in the upper inner thigh area that always seem to be overlooked by most.

The standard HE was a bit mechanical, loose and a little too much lube and after 5 minutes she had her first "C'mon honey" moment w/out missing a beat. But we got thru it without incident. I'll avoid the specifics but it worked out OK - no problem but definitely not the highlight of the visit.

I'll go back to her if only for the massage - it really clicked for me. She was ready for the .30 that I pulled out of my pocket but I upped it to .40 because of the rub. Door with TS is .80 . I only saw one other girl walking around when I walked in - taller, younger, cuter with long hair - but the parking was full.