Backpage Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=StarFleet;2023276]Take a look at this advert on backpage: [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hello-gentlemen-lets-get-the-party-started-19/21398531[/URL].

Now, my eyesight may not be what it used to be when I was a redshirt (I lived) but there is no way this woman even remotely looks like she is 19. Impressive? Yes. But not 19.

To borrow a hashtag from Twitter: #smh.

BTW, why hasn't someone come up with an adult version of Twitter: Twatter? Okay, I'm joking.[/QUOTE]Come on, your name is StarFleet; you must know that there are other measures of "year" than just Earth years.

I have to admit, though, that she looks even older than 19 Martian years (36 Earth years).

Maybe she IS lying.

O.

[QUOTE=MrCapricorn;2022094][URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/catering-to-your-needs-satisfaction-guaranteed-50-special-21/21113532[/URL][/QUOTE]Find someone else to spend on. She not as, fine as you would think from the pics. P*ss loose and phat all at the same time. LOL. Put 10 more on and don't waste your time.

[QUOTE=MrCapricorn;2022094][URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/catering-to-your-needs-satisfaction-guaranteed-50-special-21/21113532[/URL][/QUOTE]Don't waste your time. The pussy isn't tight at all. I couldn't even cum, and she was rushing me.

[QUOTE=StarFleet;2023276]Take a look at this advert on backpage: [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hello-gentlemen-lets-get-the-party-started-19/21398531[/URL].

Now, my eyesight may not be what it used to be when I was a redshirt (I lived) but there is no way this woman even remotely looks like she is 19. Impressive? Yes. But not 19.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure where you get the [B]"impressive"[/B] part, but whatever. It takes a village.

The pictures on that ad also appear on sites for escorts in:

Ontario, Canada.

Whitehourse, the Yukon.

Wichita, Kansas.

Logan, Utah.

Toledo, Ohio.

Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

Guadalajara, Mexico.

And Corpus Christi, Texas.

And one ad for transsexuals in Chico, California.

Now...this 19-year-old either really, REALLY gets around (the road DOES age you prematurely), or someone's not being honest. Tsk, tsk. Where's the honor?

[QUOTE=TopShooter;2017089][URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dominican-and-black-goddess-super-nice-body-100-real-or-its-free-202-431-8358-21/18539832.[/URL] [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/big-booty-college-girl-call-now-specials-right-now-21/21568222[/URL] [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-just-may-be-out-your-price-bracket-levels-to-this-sht-25/20592501[/URL].[/QUOTE]First link doesn't work. 2nd link has reviews on here and elsewhere as well. Bring your own condoms. Punny dry as a damn desert and has a nasty smell to it. She's all your buds. The 3rd link is a crazy girl. I talked to her before she had any reviews and I could tell she was crazy. 2 dudes on here say that she's their regular but I doubt it. Dudes lie on their dicks all the time. She has a review on another site where the reviewer says she's weird as fugg. I believe that reviewer cause it aligns the feeling I got from her from the brief conversation we had on the phone.

[QUOTE=TopShooter;2023067]See she post once a blue moon [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/juicy-booty-ft-butt-meme-chocolate-thicks-24/11268656.[/URL] about to pull the trigger on this [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/booty-fetish-early-bird-fantasy-phat-azz-21/21713936[/URL] and this one [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/college-student-specials-nicki-the-dominican-bombshell-21/9994927[/URL] hit me up.[/QUOTE]1st link doesn't work. LOL. 2nd link has some reviews on another site. 3 good and 1 bad review. I tend to believe the bad reviewer. Also, her pics are said to be fake but kind of look like her. I called her a few times last year before she had any reviews up. She sounded good the 1st few times I talked to her (like a preppy black girl). When I finally went to see her she was giving me nothing but run arounds. Everytime I would get to her location she would stop answering phone then call me back 1 hour later asking me where I was at. Told me to come back again in which I did and she again stops answering the phone. She did this about 3 times and wasted 3 hours of my effing day. Then the trick had the nerves to ask me "Whatchu tryna do" I don't know trick, you tell me. Then she wanted me to pick up condoms. I just hung the phone up on her ass. You never I never buy or bring condoms. Next!

The 3rd link. You must have bad eyes. I never forget an ugly face like that. That was the 1st piece of ass I ever bought in my life back in 2012. That's when I first started buying puss. I don't know what I saw in that broad but she really never showed her face too clearly back then and all I saw were her breast. When I got to her ran down motel room passed the airport, ugly as fugg. Nasty ass hoodrat with a chipped front tooth living in a ran down roach motel. That chic is nasty. She came out the bathroom butt ass nekkid with a tampon string clearly hanging out of her puss. I wanted to hit her in her mouth so bad and get my money back. The session was trash. Can't suck cock, loose puss, nasty, ugly, saggy dropping tits, flat ass, ill shaped body. Her body is garbage- she's kind of shaped like an aardvark. Did I also mention that she had a full grown Bush on her puss and it was all nappy and hairy. Disgusting!! Biggest waste of 100 bones ever. I'm still apologizing to my dick today for that mistake. Thought me a good lesson too. If I can't see face pic clearly abort the mission.

[QUOTE=TopShooter;2017079][URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/rated-rasia-the-queen-of-bp-your-favorite-fungirl-100-real-pics-incalls-only-22/20101746[/URL] Decided to see if Asia jump ship being a BS host. Read a post about not sucking and treating guest right plus play in that tight grip and watch those buns shake all over the place again. Gave her A call early in the am this morning she called me back and told me she still had my number in the phone. Gave me direction and she met me at the door and asked me if I wanted to smoke wit her. She how much time she wanted to spend wit her and I told her half and she asked for 8 and I told I had 6 and she was like ok. She told me to get comfortable and I walked up behind her and made a hotdog with my dog and her buns. She started grinding on it and put her hand behind her and rubbed the tip. She grabbed the cover and I asked her for BBBJ and she said everything covered. She put the cover on and started CBJ fair head plus she knows I like Asa so she puts hers in the air while those dread head bob up and down. I told her I want k9 after 10 min of BJ and she got on all fours with that small waist and cushion in the air. She told me not to bang her bottom out. And I remembered that a old poster said that she was acting like that. I went in slow and went slowly gave all she can take. She started moaning and start to run a little and she look back at me and stated throwing it back. She the. Said she was nuttin and tried to jump off the wood but the I had the small waist so she raised up and moaned more and I got mine after hers. She cleaned me off and flushed the cover talking shit but flirting talking about she old me not to bang her bottom out. We chat and smoked a port for a little bit and left. Same service as last time saved 2.[/QUOTE]Agreed, Asia puts in work. Tight, wet snatch, body off the charts. One of the few that made your boy bust. A little ghetto but cool attitude. She's a regular.

[QUOTE=Soloflight;2022996]This outcalls-only chick, who claims, [B]"PICS ARE MINE!!!"[/B] and wants to come to [B]"YOUR PLACE!!!"[/B]: [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/unbelievable-sexy-brunette-hottie-andgtandgtandgt-now-available-26/12990030[/URL].

Is stealing pictures from a rather famous big-titted webcam girl. Katee Owen. [URL]http://kateelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/katee-owen-kateelife-life-lace.jpg[/URL].

That makes her Liar of the Day.[/QUOTE]It takes big brass balls to pull this stunt off but here goes. I agree to an outcall with these "pics are mine" girls and when they pull up and they don't look nothing like their pictures, I reject them on the spot. One had the nerve to state that in 2013 no one puts their real pix up. Told her the only reason I called her was her pic and since she obviously wasn't what I saw to keep it moving. All leave without an issue.

[QUOTE=Killanstink;2023958]Agreed, Asia puts in work. Tight, wet snatch, body off the charts. One of the few that made your boy bust. A little ghetto but cool attitude. She's a regular.[/QUOTE]Any experience with her friend Sasha Sweets? (same handler submitting her ad).

O.

[QUOTE=BizzyMuhn;2024055]It takes big brass balls to pull this stunt off but here goes. I agree to an outcall with these "pics are mine" girls and when they pull up and they don't look nothing like their pictures, I reject them on the spot. One had the nerve to state that in 2013 no one puts their real pix up. Told her the only reason I called her was her pic and since she obviously wasn't what I saw to keep it moving. All leave without an issue.[/QUOTE]The only problem with this is if / when you reject the wrong chick and she gets her pimp involved or she personally does some spiteful shit because she made a trip for nothing. Now that that individual knows where you stay no telling what she / her pimp may do.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2023763]1st link doesn't work. LOL. 2nd link has some reviews on another site. 3 good and 1 bad review. I tend to believe the bad reviewer. Also, her pics are said to be fake but kind of look like her. I called her a few times last year before she had any reviews up. She sounded good the 1st few times I talked to her (like a preppy black girl). When I finally went to see her she was giving me nothing but run arounds. Everytime I would get to her location she would stop answering phone then call me back 1 hour later asking me where I was at. Told me to come back again in which I did and she again stops answering the phone. She did this about 3 times and wasted 3 hours of my effing day. Then the trick had the nerves to ask me "Whatchu tryna do" I don't know trick, you tell me. Then she wanted me to pick up condoms. I just hung the phone up on her ass. You never I never buy or bring condoms. Next!

The 3rd link. You must have bad eyes. I never forget an ugly face like that. That was the 1st piece of ass I ever bought in my life back in 2012. That's when I first started buying puss. I don't know what I saw in that broad but she really never showed her face too clearly back then and all I saw were her breast. When I got to her ran down motel room passed the airport, ugly as fugg. Nasty ass hoodrat with a chipped front tooth living in a ran down roach motel. That chic is nasty. She came out the bathroom butt ass nekkid with a tampon string clearly hanging out of her puss. I wanted to hit her in her mouth so bad and get my money back. The session was trash. Can't suck cock, loose puss, nasty, ugly, saggy dropping tits, flat ass, ill shaped body. Her body is garbage- she's kind of shaped like an aardvark. Did I also mention that she had a full grown Bush on her puss and it was all nappy and hairy. Disgusting!! Biggest waste of 100 bones ever. I'm still apologizing to my dick today for that mistake. Thought me a good lesson too. If I can't see face pic clearly abort the mission.[/QUOTE]You just broke my damn heart. The 3rd link was somebody who has been on my list a minute now. You say she is ugly, are the pics not of her? Photoshopped maybe?? Can google the number and find more pics of her; I personally think she is far from ugly.

[QUOTE=GetUrRollOnMan;2024193]You just broke my damn heart. The 3rd link was somebody who has been on my list a minute now. You say she is ugly, are the pics not of her? Photoshopped maybe?? Can google the number and find more pics of her; I personally think she is far from ugly.[/QUOTE]Suit yourself buds. Its one of those things where you'll just have to go and see for yourself. Her tits don't look half as good as what you would think they look like. She has no ass imaginable. She had some pics on backpage once some years ago that showed how she really looked and dressed but she didn't keep them up for too long. She had on a ridiculous wig, a power rangers shirt and some played out jeans. My eyes and your eyes maybe different. I've learned from many years of doing this, that people can make themselves look better than what they really are by dolling themselves up and taking pics at certain angles. Many times I've seen chics pics and when I get there, you can tell its them but they look quite different from what you see in their pics. Pics can be very misleading even if its their real pics.

[QUOTE=GetUrRollOnMan;2024193]You just broke my damn heart. The 3rd link was somebody who has been on my list a minute now. You say she is ugly, are the pics not of her? Photoshopped maybe?? Can google the number and find more pics of her; I personally think she is far from ugly.[/QUOTE]I arranged a an appt with Nicki (3rd link) that advertises often that she is Dominican. Have seen her posting for a few years and was always on my to-do list. Called her yesterday and was told to call when I hit Ol'Nasty exit. Called her and she wouldn't answer the phone, so sent a text and called again. After about the 3rd call, she answers and starts grilling me because I got to the exit so soon. After I assured her I wasn't LE, she remained on the phone as she guided me to her apartments beside where the 'Ritz' nightclub used to be. Told me to bring condom as well. She finally came to door wearing nothing but sweatpants. Big ol'drooping titties all over the place with a flat ass. Nicki is not ugly, she apparently cares nothing about sprucing herself up like she does in her pics. Her hair was poorly kept and had blue-ish highlights weaved in. I never got around to the session because I sensed an attitude when she was on the phone and didn't want to bother with a shitty or rushed session. I went inside just to see if I was imagining.

We negotiated $80 for 30 mins on the phone, but when I arrived she asked if I had her $70. Guess she thought I was going for the quicky. Nicki tells me to get comfortable on the futon. I asked about a bed and she told me that's where she lays her head and that we were just going for the quicky. I asked her do we get to use the bed for the 30 min special and she still refused. Don't know about most of you, but couch-fuking does not work for the kid. I told her I was leaving and she seemed shocked that I was leaving because I wouldn't use the couch. She called my phone after I left, but I ignored it and proceeded to call Lumia (2nd link).

Now Lumia is something else. I didn't recognize the pics and thought it was a new provider, but soon as I called and heard an infant crying in the background, I realized who it was. The 202 area code should have given it away. I tried to setup something with her a few months ago. She gave me the run around by not answering the phone and then having me wait. She must never have condoms, because she had me bring some too. Back then she was at one of the hotels off 'Ol Nasty'. I recall hearing the same crying infant when she answered back then. I get to the room and she is wearing this long shirt that hid her body, but the face wasn't bad. I got a hug to try and squeeze her ass, but she pulled away. The room was a mess and it was obvious that she lived there with someone. The bathroom door was shut with the light on. I asked if I could use the bathroom and she demanded money first. I told her I didn't really need to use it, but wanted to make sure there was no one in there waiting to jump out. She still demanded money, so I told her nevermind and bounced.

I remember someone reviewed Lumia a while ago, but she was using a different name. 'Queen', I think.

Saw this one today:

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/special-100hr-80hh-60qvi-host-30/20035326[/URL]

Was pretty good! She is a petite MILF Spinner, mid 30's, very friendly. I did the HH and was not rushed, good BBBJ, everything else is covered. Said she offered Greek, but I didn't ask about the additional fees. She is now in the Norcross area in a pretty decent No-tel. I will repeat.

Anyone that wants more info, as usual, just PM me and I will answer to the best of my ability, but be nice to her.

I finally feel that I found one that I will keep for a while!

[QUOTE=MarshalRick;2024518]Saw this one today:

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/special-100hr-80hh-60qvi-host-30/20035326[/URL]

Was pretty good! She is a petite MILF Spinner, mid 30's, very friendly. I did the HH and was not rushed, good BBBJ, everything else is covered. Said she offered Greek, but I didn't ask about the additional fees. She is now in the Norcross area in a pretty decent No-tel. I will repeat.

Anyone that wants more info, as usual, just PM me and I will answer to the best of my ability, but be nice to her.

I finally feel that I found one that I will keep for a while![/QUOTE]Nice find. Is her pic accurate?