Massage Therapists

[QUOTE=Beanlover;3247774]Regarding Emma at Thai Pattaya, I Won't be returning. Massage was okay, even if she can't massage without oil, which I prefer. Turned me off when She told Me how much I needed to tip for HE. Then when I went for HJ, NO touching, not even a hand on the butt. Fuck that! HJ was pretty much jackhammer, no sensuality at all, practically "clinical. " The entire session was impersonal, and even with her sweet voice the feeling that I got was that I should feel honored that she took the time to service me. Many better therapists to see than her! Next![/QUOTE]I agree with you and also don't think she is as good looking as others have stated but everyone has an opinion. She told me she is in her 30's also and if you look close enough you can tell. Maybe a 6 experience overall out of 10.

HB.

[QUOTE=NihonBoy;3247857]All I got was legit solid massage. No hint of play. You must have something in you.[/QUOTE]LOL. I had money in my wallet, nothing about me.

Grass, I did get a chuckle reading your post. Don't worry, we all go through that shit. Thanks for the report and sharing with the brotherhood. I will avoid that place. Good luck next time bro.

DD.

[QUOTE=GrassHack;3247863]Went there because it's the 3rd one that popped up in recent months in the kapahulu area and it's near me. It's across Aloha gas right behind the corner shop on kapahulu av. Papa San let me in and led me to one of 3? Rooms. I asked for a young girl over the phone and low and behold. An old fugly fat mama comes walking in. She ask for house fee (60) then walks back out. I know that she is my provider and I know I should've bailed right there but that feeling I got, you know that feeling, where the little head says "why not, I'm here already, just go for it" and an urge to release was why I just stayed in the room. I left my underwear on because I was still debating if my balls were going to step you and lead me out. No dice, I've got no balls haha. Fat mama came back in and turned down the lights, and removed my underwear. She asked if I wanted medium or soft, I chose the latter. Choke oil and mainly concentrated on my ass. Then she started teasing my chicken shit balls and asked me to flip. That's 5 minutes only. She goes straight for jr and starts beating him up, literally beats him up, not jack hammer, I'm talking pounding my groin area. She adds more oil because I start to go limp. I tell her slow down and be more gentle. Instead, she continues to beat my pelvis area. Then she tries to stick her finger in my ass! Fuck that shit, I'm not into that. I tell her "enough, junk, no good" and she stands there stretching her arm, doing windmill streches like she one pitcher. She's breathing hard too. I tell her "no can" and "I need to get the Fuck out of here". She said hundred tip but I just get dress and hurry on out. Thats 20 minutes total. Fuck this place. If you got a good laugh reading this, right on. I'm just pissed but no one to blame but myself. If you guys do go here, I hope you have a better experience than me. I'm going to avoid this one. Stay safe.

Grass.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GrassHack;3247863]Went there because it's the 3rd one that popped up in recent months in the kapahulu area and it's near me. It's across Aloha gas right behind the corner shop on kapahulu av. Papa San let me in and led me to one of 3? Rooms. I asked for a young girl over the phone and low and behold. An old fugly fat mama comes walking in. She ask for house fee (60) then walks back out. I know that she is my provider and I know I should've bailed right there but that feeling I got, you know that feeling, where the little head says "why not, I'm here already, just go for it" and an urge to release was why I just stayed in the room. I left my underwear on because I was still debating if my balls were going to step you and lead me out. No dice, I've got no balls haha. Fat mama came back in and turned down the lights, and removed my underwear. She asked if I wanted medium or soft, I chose the latter. Choke oil and mainly concentrated on my ass. Then she started teasing my chicken shit balls and asked me to flip. That's 5 minutes only. She goes straight for jr and starts beating him up, literally beats him up, not jack hammer, I'm talking pounding my groin area. She adds more oil because I start to go limp. I tell her slow down and be more gentle. Instead, she continues to beat my pelvis area. Then she tries to stick her finger in my ass! Fuck that shit, I'm not into that. I tell her "enough, junk, no good" and she stands there stretching her arm, doing windmill streches like she one pitcher. She's breathing hard too. I tell her "no can" and "I need to get the Fuck out of here". She said hundred tip but I just get dress and hurry on out. Thats 20 minutes total. Fuck this place. If you got a good laugh reading this, right on. I'm just pissed but no one to blame but myself. If you guys do go here, I hope you have a better experience than me. I'm going to avoid this one. Stay safe.

Grass.[/QUOTE]This has all happened to all of us, 1 has to TOFTT for better or worse. I was about to try this place too, being a "new" place to check out, but you beat me to it and save me some kala.

[QUOTE=GrassHack;3247863]Went there because it's the 3rd one that popped up in recent months in the kapahulu area and it's near me. It's across Aloha gas right behind the corner shop on kapahulu av. Papa San let me in and led me to one of 3? Rooms. I asked for a young girl over the phone and low and behold. An old fugly fat mama comes walking in. She ask for house fee (60) then walks back out. I know that she is my provider and I know I should've bailed right there but that feeling I got, you know that feeling, where the little head says "why not, I'm here already, just go for it" and an urge to release was why I just stayed in the room. I left my underwear on because I was still debating if my balls were going to step you and lead me out. No dice, I've got no balls haha. Fat mama came back in and turned down the lights, and removed my underwear. She asked if I wanted medium or soft, I chose the latter. Choke oil and mainly concentrated on my ass. Then she started teasing my chicken shit balls and asked me to flip. That's 5 minutes only. She goes straight for jr and starts beating him up, literally beats him up, not jack hammer, I'm talking pounding my groin area. She adds more oil because I start to go limp. I tell her slow down and be more gentle. Instead, she continues to beat my pelvis area. Then she tries to stick her finger in my ass! Fuck that shit, I'm not into that. I tell her "enough, junk, no good" and she stands there stretching her arm, doing windmill streches like she one pitcher. She's breathing hard too. I tell her "no can" and "I need to get the Fuck out of here". She said hundred tip but I just get dress and hurry on out. Thats 20 minutes total. Fuck this place. If you got a good laugh reading this, right on. I'm just pissed but no one to blame but myself. If you guys do go here, I hope you have a better experience than me. I'm going to avoid this one. Stay safe.

Grass.[/QUOTE]That is freakin hilarious.

[QUOTE=GrassHack;3247863]Went there because it's the 3rd one that popped up in recent months in the kapahulu area and it's near me. It's across Aloha gas right behind the corner shop on kapahulu av. Papa San let me in and led me to one of 3? Rooms. I asked for a young girl over the phone and low and behold. An old fugly fat mama comes walking in. She ask for house fee (60) then walks back out. I know that she is my provider and I know I should've bailed right there but that feeling I got, you know that feeling, where the little head says "why not, I'm here already, just go for it" and an urge to release was why I just stayed in the room. I left my underwear on because I was still debating if my balls were going to step you and lead me out. No dice, I've got no balls haha. Fat mama came back in and turned down the lights, and removed my underwear. She asked if I wanted medium or soft, I chose the latter. Choke oil and mainly concentrated on my ass. Then she started teasing my chicken shit balls and asked me to flip. That's 5 minutes only. She goes straight for jr and starts beating him up, literally beats him up, not jack hammer, I'm talking pounding my groin area. She adds more oil because I start to go limp. I tell her slow down and be more gentle. Instead, she continues to beat my pelvis area. Then she tries to stick her finger in my ass! Fuck that shit, I'm not into that. I tell her "enough, junk, no good" and she stands there stretching her arm, doing windmill streches like she one pitcher. She's breathing hard too. I tell her "no can" and "I need to get the Fuck out of here". She said hundred tip but I just get dress and hurry on out. Thats 20 minutes total. Fuck this place. If you got a good laugh reading this, right on. I'm just pissed but no one to blame but myself. If you guys do go here, I hope you have a better experience than me. I'm going to avoid this one. Stay safe.

Grass.[/QUOTE]Thanks for TOFTT. Been there done that many times. Will avoid the place. Much mahalo for the 411!

[QUOTE=Beanlover;3247774]Regarding Emma at Thai Pattaya, I Won't be returning. Massage was okay, even if she can't massage without oil, which I prefer. Turned me off when She told Me how much I needed to tip for HE. Then when I went for HJ, NO touching, not even a hand on the butt. Fuck that! HJ was pretty much jackhammer, no sensuality at all, practically "clinical. " The entire session was impersonal, and even with her sweet voice the feeling that I got was that I should feel honored that she took the time to service me. Many better therapists to see than her! Next![/QUOTE]Bro I had the EXACT same experience with her. Asked for one forty just for JH HE and the no touching rule. IMHO she is chunky with big boobs and fat ass, not as fine as some guys are saying here in the forum. I have had way way better massage and HE from other providers for less $.

[QUOTE=Suksukboi808;3249245]Bro I had the EXACT same experience with her. Asked for one forty just for JH HE and the no touching rule. IMHO she is chunky with big boobs and fat ass, not as fine as some guys are saying here in the forum. I have had way way better massage and HE from other providers for less $.[/QUOTE]Emma has huge tits and that's pretty much it with her. She will give you her ala cart menu, which is a total turnoff to me. If you want a good handjob / massage combo at Thai oattaya, make an appt with Jen.

Anyone give YaYa a try?

[URL]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/5979372502.html[/URL]

Stay safe Gents!

Poi Dog.

[QUOTE=PoiDog;3250110]Anyone give YaYa a try?

[URL]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/5979372502.html[/URL]

Stay safe Gents!

Poi Dog.[/QUOTE]Yaya. Smoking bod with nice firm rack and dark med nips. Also gives a decent massage.

Any reviews on these two girls?

Angie.

[URL]https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/5979686843.html[/URL]

Vera.

[URL]https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/5979527596.html[/URL]

Thank you.

[QUOTE=YzalMan;3250164]Any reviews on these two girls?

Angie.

[URL]https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/5979686843.html[/URL]

Vera.

[URL]https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/5979527596.html[/URL]

Thank you.[/QUOTE]Yes, lots. Please RTFF.

[QUOTE=EricShin;3250151]Yaya. Smoking bod with nice firm rack and dark med nips. Also gives a decent massage.[/QUOTE]HE included too?

Anyone take the plunge? The ad says pics are real. Always a skeptic though about authenticity.

Aloha OH.

[QUOTE=Ogohunter;3250340]Anyone take the plunge? The ad says pics are real. Always a skeptic though about authenticity.[/QUOTE]For the most recent advertisement (8:02 p.m. on Saturday) for Vanilia Spa or Vanilla Spa at the time of this post, reverse image searching shows that all of the five purported provider photos are generic images from various other sites. So the advertisement's claim that "All picture are real" should be changed to: "All picture are of real women somewhere on this planet, but they don't work at our spa" (lol).